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The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

We love Dr. Boli. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia … Continue reading →

Posted in Advertising

AGW Proponents: Time to Listen

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Some little time ago, a report came out that unquestionably proved Global Warming was a real thing, and that no reasonable person could remain a skeptic. Of course, a news reports claims that report is itself badly flawed, and that … Continue reading →

Posted in Carbon Credits, Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology, Skepticism

It’s the Season of the Witch!

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. would like to wish our readers, followers and especially our minions a Happy Halloween! The Halloween Fairy (She’s real, unlike that Great Pumpkin chap) made her annual visit to the J. household this morning leaving little treats for … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, Halloween, Hello Kitty

Cain’s Turn

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

All of a sudden, conservatives are supposed to be outraged that Herman Cain has been accused, in the past, of a settled matter of sexual harassment? Oh, now it makes sense. See, the great thing about the Clinton presidency was … Continue reading →

Posted in Herman Cain, Media Bias

Father Hits a Homer

The Gormogons Posted on October 30, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

The pastor at GorT’s church delivered an awesome homily today.  It’s always odd to sermonize about attending Mass as the target audience is likely not there, unless you preach it at Christmas or Easter.  He opened by thanking us at … Continue reading →

Posted in Roman Catholics

Hollywood Am Stupid

The Gormogons Posted on October 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dearest Hollywood: We understand you are contemplating increasing the time between a movie’s release on DVD or BluRay, and the time which Netflix and Redbox can stock the film for rental. This is because you perceive more people would rather … Continue reading →

Posted in Hollywood, Movies, This movie really sucks

Shot Block

The Gormogons Posted on October 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Borepatch is of course a never-ending source of delight. And he does not disappoint with this: This is actually the kind of stuff that the Цесаревич does with his Legos, so we know what we’re looking at here. The Czar … Continue reading →

Posted in All Your Base Are Belong To Us, Borepatch, Guns, Lego

For Our German Readers

The Gormogons Posted on October 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Herr Mann, mit Romney.   The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Germany

Eugene Robinson Misapprehends Free Market, Capitalism

The Gormogons Posted on October 28, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Holy cow, Eugene Robinson’s uninformed, ignorant screed in today’s Washington Post has got ‘Puter hotter than a fat guy in a sauna. Mr. Robinson is so gravely wrong on so many items, but ‘Puter’s going to limit himself to a … Continue reading →

Posted in Eugene Robinson, Stupid People, Washington Post - WaPo

Your Mandarin Gets A Proposition…

The Gormogons Posted on October 28, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

One of your Mandarin’s orbital satellites intercepted the follow message: O Fearsome and Fashionable Mandarin, I read Confucius’s article about the informal Presidential preference poll. When I read that you had created the T.E.D. and were trying to sell it, … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Military, Military aid, The Mandarin

No Jack-sation without representation

The Gormogons Posted on October 27, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

For those of you in the know, Dr. J.’s spirit of choice is Jack Daniels Green Label. Dr. J. was introduced to this product back in his days at Ivy College, before the New Atlantis Flood. A scruffy bohemian chap … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Jack Daniels, Taxes

Stuff Grownups Should Be Able To Agree On

The Gormogons Posted on October 27, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter was talking politics with a woman in his office yesterday. ‘Puter can get away with that because he’s upper management. At least, that’s what ‘Puter tells himself in his Walter Mitty-esque fantasy life. This woman is that rarest of … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter ain't always right, 'Puter's Always Right

People Can Be Really Smart

The Gormogons Posted on October 27, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Los Angeles Times features a neat science story that, rara avis, gets its facts straight in a presentable manner. Nice work. The story reminds us that there is still much to be learned about the dwarf planet Eris, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Astronomy, Space

Reporter vs. Genuinely Smart Person

The Gormogons Posted on October 27, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Economics, Media, Richard Epstein

The Gormogon Primary

The Gormogons Posted on October 26, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Down in the depths of the Gormogons’ archives (still waiting for Marie to graduate and come organize them—we’re trying to talk GorT out of Dewey Hexavigesimal), word has reached Confucius* that the mass of GOP voters are unexcited about their … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Chris Christie, Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Oh Marie, Republicans, Rick Perry

Occupy Wall Street: Incompetents, Morons or Both?

The Gormogons Posted on October 26, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Welcome to another Gormogon-a-riffic installment of You Make The Call. According to Wikipedia, which, when dealing with know-nothing OWS chuckle-heads is an acceptable reference source, the filthy hippies illegally encamped in Zuccotti Park in Middle Ages squalor seem to hold … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Rant, Stupid People

Mailbag: Doh! Edition

The Gormogons Posted on October 25, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Royal Mathematician writes in: Baklava is a tasty honey-based pastry, Balaklava is the location of the battle of “Light Brigade” fame…  –Dr. (KN)J, Royal Mathematician to the Gormogons, Afficionado of both Baklava and Balaklava One is a Greek PastryThe … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Happy St. Crispin’s Day!

The Gormogons Posted on October 25, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Happy St. Crispin’s day to our readers. The battles of Agincourt and Baklava Balaklava were fought this day. A little lunch time inspiration from Henry V: And from the Charge of the Light Brigade: Dr. J.

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Posted in Henry V, St. Crispin

Incoming Message From Durandal

The Gormogons Posted on October 25, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Clever reader JA writes in to say: Re: the Marathon screen cap in a recent post. BEST. GAME. EVER. Yeah, don’t we know it. See kiddies, in the days before Halo, there was Marathon. Indeed, attentive players of the Halo … Continue reading →

Posted in And yet she must scream, Hello Kitty, Mailbag, Video games

GLOBAL WARMING DENIURZ IZ TEH RONG!!1!el!eve!1!nty!!1!

The Gormogons Posted on October 25, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

In today’s Washington Post, columnist Eugene Robinson attempts to discredit those of us who are skeptical of the Left’s religiously raputrous embrace of The Holy Mother Church of Anthropogenic Global Warming. In his weak attempt, Mr. Robinson manages to increase … Continue reading →

Posted in Eugene Robinson, Global Warming, Phoney Science, Stupidity, Washington Post - WaPo

The Ties That Bind

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Mandarin found this from our alma mater. Joy. Pure joy. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out … Continue reading →

Posted in And yet she must scream, College, Hello Kitty, Societas Jesu

Occupy Jupiter!

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. ’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial … Continue reading →

Posted in Astronomy, Occupy Wall Street, Science, Stupid People

Science News You Missed

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And now, your science news roundup! Once believed to be an ancient, surviving plant from millions of years ago, we sadly now realize that cycads only date back about 12 million years. They are descended from the same plants dinosaurs … Continue reading →

Posted in Science, Shut Up Doc

Army Cover-Up…

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin was intrigued when he happened upon this story about a member of the Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps program at Ravenwood High School in Brentwood Tennessee. You can read the whole article yourself, but the summary is a … Continue reading →

Posted in Islamic Terror, Muslims, Shut Up Doc, U.S. Army

Where’s Perry?

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

We have heard that, in addition to Governor Mitt Romney, Governor Rick Perry also faces a credibility problem. This is understandable. First, you have the blank stares during debates…no matter if he was answering a question or someone else was. … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Rick Perry, Shut Up Doc

The iPod turns 10…

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. is wondering when the Founding Gormos will be returning to the castle. The Czar’s mail is piling up. The machine that goes ping in Mandy’s lab stopped going ping. We’re out of yeti Food for Volgi’s pet, and … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Apple, Gormogonica, GorTechie's Time Travel Adventures, The Czar of Muscovy, The Gormogonickal Seal of Approval®, The Mandarin, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

It’s been 235 years, get over it…

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. saw this quickie on the Drudge Report. It hails from BBC News, you know, that other news source in England, other than SkyNews. Dr. J. has a soft spot for the Murdochs. He drank beer (Coors Light, actually) … Continue reading →

Posted in American Revolution, Declaration of Independence, Second Amendment

Biden in 2016?

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

From Real Clear Politics: “I’ll make up my mind on that later,” Vice President Joe Biden said in an interview with CNN’s Candy Crowley. “I’m in one of the, probably the best shape I’ve been in in my life” I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in Joe Biden, One Term President

Occupy Nerddom…

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Found on teh interwebz: Dr. J.

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Posted in Humor, Nerds

Justice is served…

The Gormogons Posted on October 22, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Right off the bat, this is not about the brutal demise of a brutal dictator in North Africa. Dr. J. can’t get more gormotastic than The Czar on the subject, so he won’t try. The lil resident is learning about American … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Justice Thomas, Schoolhouse Rock

Mailbag – Republicandiatopenia Edition

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, There was quite a bit of tweeting in reaction to Dr. J.’s thoughts on Herman Cain. But Operative JAB writes in from the doublewide: Dear Mr. Dr. J.: I wouldn’t waste a lot of time-time-time noodling on the … Continue reading →

Posted in 9-9-9, Herman Cain, Mailbag, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry

Ouch

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

From Michael Warren over at the Weekly Standard: Based on the average of the daily tracking poll from June 20 to October 19, Gallup found that Obama’s eleventh quarter ratings are historically weak. Since Gallup began polling presidential approval this … Continue reading →

Posted in The Obama Amateur Hour

Best Abstract Ever?

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dr. (KN)J provides the Czar a refreshing look as to how science really works. Or should work. He provides an actual scientific paper, which you can read by clicking here. It’s a PDF, so you may need to save the … Continue reading →

Posted in Mad science, Mailbag, Physics, Science

Steve Jobs on Obama

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

It’s sometimes a hard pill to swallow when someone as insightful and innovative in the business community pops the balloon of hope for Mr. Hope and Change.  In the pending authorized biography of Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson, Jobs was … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Barack Obama, Economics, Teacher Unions

No, THIS Is The 99%

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Via the awesome Borepatch. Mr. Abbott, you may possibly receive a visit from the Mandarin. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in … Continue reading →

Posted in Animal Attacks, Stupid Mongorians, Stupid People, Stupidity

The Day !!!!1!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!!!1!S! Died…

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Has anyone, other than Dr. J., noticed that ‘Puter hasn’t !!!!1!1!!ELEVENTY!!!!1!!S!!!’d since starting Strattera for ADHD? And Dr. J.’s been working on this !!!!ELEVENTY!!!!! logo for him. It’s still a work in progress…Dr. J. is NOT a graphic designer to … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Gormogonica

Tinpot Has-Been Dead

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Look, nobody knows how to transliterate Colonel القَذَّافِي since there are so many localized ways to do so; as a result, the Czar is leaving his name in the original Arabic. Even Wikipedia recommends you use the following helpful guide: … Continue reading →

Posted in Libya, Mu'ammar al-Qaḏḏāfī

E.J. Dionne: Wrong Again

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Oh, E.J. Dionne! Your columns are a balm for ‘Puter’s weary soul. Whenever ‘Puter needs a break from dissecting a thoughtful liberal position, along you come with a poorly reasoned and inaccurate howler, enabling ‘Puter to sit back and let … Continue reading →

Posted in E.J. Dionne, Stupid People, Washington Post - WaPo

The Doctor reflects upon 9-9-9

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

There was much in the conservative blogosphere yesterday regarding Herman Cain’s (Dr. J. keeps wanting to type Herman McCain for some bizarre reason) 9-9-9 plan. J Edmo of @jedmo fame on twitter linked to Dr. J.’s mancrush, Art Laffer regarding … Continue reading →

Posted in 9-9-9, Economic policy, Taxes

Now It Makes Sense!

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Imagine something this dumb. Imagine you get a guy who’s seriously in the red—he has about $50 in his pocket, but he owes thousands. He knows he never will pay off what he owes. And he finds another guy pretty … Continue reading →

Posted in Europe, Financial Crisis, Global Economy, Stupid People

Occupy Dune

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

From George Takei’s Facebook page GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

One friend with an eye for Romney and another leaning that way

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. has yet to decide who he will be voting for in the Republican primary. Indeed, he is taking his sweet time. New Atlantis doesn’t cast its (Cz, :p ) ballots until March 6th, so the race will be … Continue reading →

Posted in Norse Mythology, One Term President, Republicans

Debate Highlights: Wait for the Next One

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, despite fears to the contrary, the Czar caught quite a bit of the debate. Fortunately for you, this will probably be our shortest debate review ever. The dynamics were much more interesting tonight. None of the Czar’s previous criticisms … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election

AP’s Primer on Cain. Maybe.

The Gormogons Posted on October 18, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar hates non-news stories. Take a piece from The Washington Post: “Scrutiny for Cain Likely At Republican Presidential Debate”. Start with the title. Something is likely to happen. Great. Next, the WaPo (by way of the Associated Press) wants … Continue reading →

Posted in Associated Press, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Washington Post - WaPo

The Left, Our Economy And Football

The Gormogons Posted on October 18, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

While adjusting to his ADHD medication (Strattera, for those of you keeping score at home), ‘Puter came across this Eugene Robinson column in the Washington Post. Mr. Robinson claims the Democrats should harness the “economic justice” concerns allegedly at the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Conservatism, Dirty Liberals

More on Neutrinos! (or, Moron Neutrinos!)

The Gormogons Posted on October 18, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You know, we rarely talk about our Spaceflight Practical Jokes Department, which is too bad because they’re doing some really cool stuff over there. Funny—dreadfully funny stuff, but still cool. And Nightfly (who doesn’t wear nearly as weird a costume … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Physics, Science

Canadian Update: Occupy THIS

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Our lonely Canadian writer submits for your approval: Mighty Czar, As expected, America’s most recent incarnation of left-wing political protest has been welcomed with open arms by Canada’s iPhone-loving anti-capitalists, enslaved and penniless professors, united anarchists, left-wing politicians and bureaucrats … Continue reading →

Posted in Canada, Occupy Wall Street

Neutrinos Do Indeed Obey Physics

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You remember how the media had to change their collective pants when scientists reported that neutrinos appear to have moved a short distance at velocities faster than the speed of light? The media went nuts, stating that Einstein was wrong … Continue reading →

Posted in Main Stream Media, Media, Physics, Science

I’m Batman…and I’m the 1%

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

You may have to blow this one up… Dr. J. Dr. J.

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Posted in 1%, Batman

By the same token as Occupy Detroit

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Balmer Murlin, Occupy Wall Street, Urban Decay

Cain Needs To Grow Up

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

It may well be time for Herman Cain to grow up. Somewhere, somehow, deep down, he knows his initial candidacy for President was a foregone waste of time. But his incurable optimism, his refusal to think like a jaded Beltway … Continue reading →

Posted in Herman Cain, President

Funnier Than Anything We Came Up With

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Occupy Detroit? Are they nuts? Isn’t Detroit exactly what the protestors fail to realize they are asking for? Charles C. W. Cooke offers a great overhand right punch to the lunacy that now represents modern Liberalism. The Czar of MuscovyБожію … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People

Siri…can you hear me…

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. has not gotten his iPhone 4S yet. Due to his preexisting contract with Sprint, he can’t officially order it until 11/1/11, but after using his powers of persuasion with the manager of the local Sprint store, he was … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, iPhone, Shaft, Siri, The Gormogonickal Seal of Approval®

Where’s the Hope Now?

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

So the Obama 2012 campaign just launched an effort to design artwork in support of Stimulus Part IIJobs Plan and re-election.  A bit late on the Jobs Plan…but that might be a hallmark for this administration.  The top three selected … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, The Obama Amateur Hour

Bridge repairs to nowhere…

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

No better place to see the shackles of regulation and the failures of Keynesian stimulus than the great state of New York. The Tappan Zee bridge spans the Hudson river connecting Rockland and Westchester counties. Indeed, Dr. J. was married … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, New York, New York Post

Multicultralism Gets The Boot…

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

With Halloween just seventeen days away, what could me more frightening than the images of ghosts, ghouls, and goblins? Well your Mandarin suspects that the latest winner of the “Bootie” award is scarier than any imaginary monster. And the Boot … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Columbus Day, Halloween, Liberals, Progressives, Teachers, Thanks

You Want to Pay More, How About Paying What You Owe

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

It’s fitting that Warren Buffett is associated with the Obama Administration as so many of the administration has had tax issues.  Well, Buffett is no different: According to Berkshire Hathaway’s own annual report — see Note 15 on pp. 54-56 … Continue reading →

Posted in Taxes, The Obama Amateur Hour

Are You Freakin’ Kidding Me?

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Ok, GorT has about had it with the Occupy Wall Street fascination.  Let me break it down: 1.  Turn on almost any news station (CNN, Fox, local affiliates, etc.) and watch an interview with these clowns.  Once you get past … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Occupy Wall Street, The Obama Amateur Hour

Two Quick Morning Hits

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

First, if you haven’t read Charles Krauthammer’s incisive take down of the Occupy Wall Street boneheads, read it. Read it right now. Second, if you can stomach it, read Paul Krugman’s completely un-self-aware exegesis on “how the Republicans are wrong … Continue reading →

Posted in Bloomberg, Charles Krauthammer, New York Times - NYT, Occupy Wall Street, Paul Krugman

They Aren’t Going To Get It

The Gormogons Posted on October 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has no objection to right-wing journalists, bloggers, pundits, and editorial writers pointing out examples of the Left’s hypocrisy. But how constructive is any of the subsequent outrage? Are you really shocked by any example of a Democrat calling … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Liberals, Psychology

The President Could Not Be More Wrong On This

The Gormogons Posted on October 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Oh good. Obama is now backing the Occupy protestors. And the liberals all said George Bush was a clueless idiot. This move could not be more wrong, based on the fact that the core protestors can’t stand Obama: he is … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Stupidity

Did I mention Keynes was wrong…

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. mentioned yesterday that Keynesian economics doesn’t work. Today, Ezra Klein (of Journolist fame) in his blog, he posts a damning graph to this effect. As you can see, the stimulus did not work. Mr. Klein trys to explain … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour

Chicken Not-So-Little

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So now the Germans are getting into the satellite crashing business. Many people are wondering what on earth is bringing down all these satellites? Our readers, of course, are not wondering at all. And many of you have sent emails … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica, Gormogons, Orbiting Mind Control Satellites, Space, The Mandarin

JAB’s Modest Proposal

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Your Czarness: Judging by the recent posts, it seems as though you residents of the Castle have been much irritated by the Occupy Wall St. crowd and their kinfolk The 99 Percenters. Well, I think I may have hit upon … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People, What is to be done?

Debate Analysis: Your Next President, Like It Or Not

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar sees that Twitter is aflutter with expectations that the Czar will review tonight’s debate. Actually, just ScottO did, and that’s plenty. Well, tonight it was hosted by Bloomberg, who introduced us to their under-watched channel with long commercials … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election

And in other news…

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Drs. Thomas Sargent and Christopher Sims were awarded the Nobel Prize in Economics last week for their work in macroeconomics. In summary, they won the award for saying that John Maynard Keynes, and Nobel Prize winners Paul Krugman and Barack … Continue reading →

Posted in Free Market Economy, Nobel Prize Winner

She Has Had Enough

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Even saints have limits to their patience. The Царица, whom by now all of you know is a public school teacher in a very dicey suburb outside Chicago, has quietly and with much dignity absorbed the slings and arrows of … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupid People, Stupidity, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Teaching, Unions

To shock or not to shock, that is the question…

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr J. has written to this August readership on the topic of implantable cardioverter defibrillators, or ICDs. An ICD is an implantable device, much like a pacemaker, that in addition to pacemaker capability, can deliver rapid bursts of pacing or … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare

Killer Balloons…

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin almost choked – and it wasn’t on a balloon – when he read this article discussing the new EU toy safety directive being implemented across Europe. As your Mandarin read through the article he had to go back … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, EU, Europe, Government Control, Progressives

Headline: President Obama takes a Sabbatical from Being President to Run for President

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

It has been Dr. J.’s observation for sometime that President Obama has been working too hard running for President and not hard enough being President. While being President does require a number of appearances and speeches, and the Bully Pulpit … Continue reading →

Posted in Fables, Identity Politics, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour

Occupy Hispaniola

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

We, the 99% of indigenous persons of the Western Hemisphere wish to protest the 1% of European hegimons for their unwanted incursions onto our soil, bringing us the tripartite evils of small pox, Christianity, and capitalism. Take our syphilis and … Continue reading →

Posted in Columbus Day, Humor, Occupy Wall Street

Occupy Your Mind

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Over the past week, GorT has had a number of conversations with some friends of liberal persuasion regarding a number of topics but largely around the economic situation of the country and the so-called “Occupy Wall Street” protests. First, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Liberals, Occupy Wall Street

What You Don’t Know About Afghanistan

The Gormogons Posted on October 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

With the 10th anniversary of the War in Afghanistan upon us, you have already started to see a lot of media hand-wringing introspection on whether the war was worth it, whether we should remain in Afghanistan, and what the historical … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, China, Economic policy, Economics, Foreign Policy, India, Pakistan, Taliban, War in Afghanistan

Occupy the Pool

The Gormogons Posted on October 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Shane Ruiz, 7, of Bernalilo, New Mexico, has announced he is one of the 99% of the family kids who will occupy the backyard pool all weekend. “I’m not comin’ out,” he stated emphatically, reiterating “I’m stayin in!” An only … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Satire, Stupid People

Occupy the DMV

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Day 22,453 of Occupy the Westmoreland Avenue DMV continues. A spokesperson said “We are the 99% of people who wait here, hour after hour, hoping either our name or number will be called.” Asked about their demands, they said: A … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Satire, Stupid People

Maybe It Is Time To Pull the Plug on The Simpsons Anyway

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Okay, so The Simpsons won’t be cancelled after all; negotiations worked, and Fox promises two more seasons. Truth be told? The Czar is a bit disappointed. Possibly, you are as well. Its first season, way back in 1989, was uneven … Continue reading →

Posted in Simpsons, Television, This TV show really sucks

Doctors With Borders

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Цесаревич woke the Czar up this morning, and produced an iPad with this video on it. He thought the rest of you might enjoy it as well. Look what these border collies can do. And we can’t even get … Continue reading →

Posted in Dog, Dogs Are Better Than Cats

Mailbag- Puter’s sack edition

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

A couple of letters came in in response to Dr. J.’s post regarding ADHD. First, Operative FJR writes in: Dr.J, Read your list of ADHD symptoms and realized I don’t know anyone in the construction industry that doesn’t exhibit those … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Health care, Mailbag, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Occupy Kitchen Tile Column 3 Row 7

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The ants came marching in to the kitchen, and bee-lined straight for the kitchen tile, third from the wall, seventh row down, in order to mop up some spilled soda. When asked, the ants reported they were part of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Satire, Stupid People

DJ Dr. J. plays a long distance dedication…

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

It’s Friday afternoon and time for Dr. J. to play a long distance dedication from the liberal puppet masters to their minions occupying Wall Street. They write, “We would have had R.E.M. come to play live, but they broke up … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, R.E.M.

We Are The 99 Percent …

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

… Of The People In Your Graduating Class You Were Reasonably Certain Were Not Going To Amount To Much Because Of Our Delusional Beliefs. ‘Puter moseyed on over to the Occupy Wall Street “We Are the 99 Percent” website today, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People

Now We’re Onto Something

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Check out this bit.  Pretty darn amusing, well done. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Occupy Wall Street

The Doctor’s Office is Occupied…

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. would like to report that the 99% in New Atlantis are waiting to be seen by the 1%. Fortunately, the 1% will deliver emergent, necessary care regardless of the 99%’s ability to pay. Hippocratic oath and such. Obamacare … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Occupy Wall Street

Maureen Dowd Is An Anti-Catholic Bigot, Part D

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter promised a wrapup to his thoughts on Maureen Dowd’s cowardly, execrable column on Roman Catholicism in the public square, and here it is. Ms. Dowd is no different than many of ‘Puter’s so-called Catholic friends. Many of ‘Puter’s friends … Continue reading →

Posted in Amazing Catholic Bullshit Generator, Maureen Dowd, New York Times - NYT

And So It Spreads

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Professor Mondo is seeing it everywhere, too. But is ridiculing the unfocused, college socialist pablum really hypocritical after complaining about the Tea Party, as one of his commentators suggests? No. Where is Samuel Jackson to dismiss the entire OWS crowd … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Media Bias, Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People, Unions

Occupy Stall 3

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ben McWhirter, 73, who usually hangs out by the hundred combo flavor Pepsi machine, is in his fourth hour of Occupy Stall 3 of the Men’s Room Inside the Lansing, Michigan, Culvers on Saginaw Highway. Asked what his demands are, … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Satire, Stupid People

Occupy The Stairs Up

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Madison Connelly is well past 9PM as part of her Occupy the Stairs Up. She is demanding the dismantling of capitalism, although she indicated she would easily settle for that cute unicorn Happy Napper. Good luck, 99 percenter! The Czar … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Satire, Stupid People

Inside ‘Puter’s Brain

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, ‘Puter has, in true ‘Puter fashion shared with you his recent diagnosis of adult ADHD. Now for those of us who have known ‘Puter for quite some time, our reaction was, “Well, DUH!, That’s why we love ‘Puter!” … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Drugs, Health care, I want a new drug

Occupy State Road 259N

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Manny Deavers of Wellman, Wyoming, is now into his first evening of Occupy State Road 259N. He wants us to know that he is one of the 99%. Mom brought him a blanket about 90 minutes later. Right now, his … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Satire, Stupid People

And Things Are Going Well In Small Town, USA

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Grady Przybylo, of Mumpfersboro, Kentucky, wants you to know that his Occupy Leewald Street is now in its second day. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in … Continue reading →

Posted in Occupy Wall Street, Satire, Stupid People

Obama Most Scandal-Plagued President?

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

With increasing probability, the Obama administration may be regarded by historians as one of the most scandal-plagued since Harding’s administration. Bush? Well, the Left still harangues him on the WMD fiasco, even though nearly everyone thought they existed—until we went … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Scandals, The Obama Amateur Hour

More on Steve Jobs

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

In all of the early remembrances of Steve Jobs that I’ve read last night and this morning, Walt Mossberg’s piece is probably the best, deepest and most insightful.  I’d recommend you pop over to read it to get a true … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs – 1955 to 2011

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

From the Apple website: Apple has lost a visionary and creative genius, and the world has lost an amazing human being. Those of us who have been fortunate enough to know and work with Steve have lost a dear friend … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Sweet, Yummy World Domination

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Operative JT sends in proof of the Gormogons’s insidious plan to slowly assimilate your dessert foodstuffs. See how the remaining cupcakes cower in fear from the onslaught of our avatar, Hello Kitty! There is no place, in any dimension or … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogons

‘Puter Has A New Malady

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s going to get introspective, and perhaps a bit self-pitying, so bear with him for a few minutes. Longtime readers of your Gormogons know ‘Puter’s got a relatively conventional medical history for a man of his age. He’s got a … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter

Think Like an Editor

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You are the editor of a newspaper or television news program. The following stories come across your desk, and you need to decide which ones to relate or ashcan: A Republican presidential candidate’s father leased a parcel of land for … Continue reading →

Posted in Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias

Mailbag: That was F%^# fast, edition

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gormogon Operative GD writes in on one of Zeus’s lightning bolts regarding Dr J.’s post: “Like Mussolini, and Kennedy…” Yeah, since writing his post, Dr. J. couldn’t get that song out of his head either. Dr. J. liked that song. … Continue reading →

Posted in I want my MTV, Mailbag, One Term President

Vote for Obama and you will be kewl…

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. brought this issue up before. Because President Obama can’t beat Generic Republican (R-Anystate, USA), on the issues, and because he’s lost Rockefeller Republican Peggy Noonan who offered up the campaign slogan of “He Made Things Worse” for rival … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour

Make Goats Tell Time

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Hat tip to The Feral Irishman, who has lots of good semi-NSFW content on his site. Always worth a read. View with caution; some tricky language that could cause coworkers to gather around your desk in curiosity. The Czar of … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Satire

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