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Soccer – Part 2

The Gormogons Posted on February 28, 2020 by GorTNovember 30, 2020

‘Puter and GorT finish up the soccer discussion GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay … Continue reading →

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Soccer – Part 1

The Gormogons Posted on February 21, 2020 by GorTNovember 30, 2020

‘Puter and GorT talk about Soccer…and why certain other sports are terrible GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The … Continue reading →

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Welfare For Middle Class, Elderly Wypipo

The Gormogons Posted on February 20, 2020 by 'PuterFebruary 20, 2020

Social Security. To even mention the words in other than the most laudatory tones is to invite the wrath of Democrats and old people. ‘Puter, of course, cares not what Democrats or old people think of him. ‘Puter cares only … Continue reading →

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Playground Tussle (aka The Democrat Debate)

The Gormogons Posted on February 20, 2020 by GorTFebruary 20, 2020

Mrs. GorT and GorT watched the entire Democrat Debate last night on NBC. I can’t tell you how many times one of us was snickering or outright laughing and making a comment like, “this is pure entertainment gold.” Keep in … Continue reading →

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Those Are Our Principles And If You Don’t Like Them, Well, We Have Others

The Gormogons Posted on February 18, 2020 by 'PuterFebruary 18, 2020

‘Puter’s been thinking a lot lately. It’s that time of the year, the beginning of the end of Upstate New York’s interminable season of frozen death. ‘Puter’s got plenty of time to brood, knocking back a Big Gulp or five … Continue reading →

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Burjina-American PhD to Enpeened-Americans: STFU And Obey (Part The Second)

The Gormogons Posted on February 17, 2020 by 'PuterFebruary 17, 2020

‘Puter’s back. He had to go all the way down to the Leaping Peacock to get a fresh handle of scotch. We had more scotch yesterday, but Czar got an early start on celebrating Czars Day and drank the Castle’s … Continue reading →

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Burjina-American PhD to Enpeened-Americans: STFU And Obey (Part Uno)

The Gormogons Posted on February 17, 2020 by 'PuterFebruary 17, 2020

‘Puter hopes you read his immediately prior blog post concerning the NYT editors’ daily letters page set-asides for women. That post was merely prelude to what ‘Puter really wanted to write about: the woman who started this ideologically masturbatory jihad … Continue reading →

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NYT: Women Are Men’s Equals So We Had To Institute A Quota To Help Women Compete

The Gormogons Posted on February 17, 2020 by 'PuterFebruary 17, 2020

Over the weekend, ‘Puter sat down and read the Sunday New York Times.* In the Sunday Review section, the editors wrote a love-letter to women who write letters to the editor titled “Women, Please Speak Out.” ‘Puter considered synopsizing the … Continue reading →

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Streaming With Darthie

The Gormogons Posted on February 14, 2020 by GorTNovember 30, 2020

Doc and GorT chat about TV, streaming, and movies with one of our favorite minions, Darthie (@Darth_Mommie on Twitter) GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return … Continue reading →

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Ask The Gormogons

The Gormogons Posted on February 7, 2020 by GorTNovember 30, 2020

Kicking off season 3 with another rendition of Ask the Gormogons GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits … Continue reading →

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