The Czar cannot decide which sentence in this email is more amazing. Oh great and powerful Oz Czar, Your humble and trembling minion on the plains recently saw this and thought it was particularly applicable to many calamities currently occurring … Continue reading →
The President is very busy these days. As the economy proves his policies have prolonged a stagnant economy for longer than the Great Depression, the President announced that he is very working to draw attention to youth sports concussions. While … Continue reading →
The Czar was loath to publish this on or just before Memorial Day, but cannot delay any longer. Some time ago, the Czar proposed eliminating the Department of Veterans Affairs, and rolling its functions into the Department of Defense—after stripping … Continue reading →
Thanks to long-timer Mark Spahn of West Seneca, New York—who suffers under the illusion that the Czar is the proprietor here and not a mere contributor—we heard back from Professor Eugue Volokh himself on the subject of intentionally posting improper … Continue reading →
Now they’ve gone and done it. ‘Puter’s finally had enough. Enough of the hypocrisy of our media betters. Enough of the dipshittery masquerading as trenchant commentary. Enough of the unearned self-esteem. Enough of the asshattery of certain voters. The following … Continue reading →
Our beloved Archivist, the one and only Marie writes: I’m catching up on lackadaisical reading; my apologies. Re: April 18th, “The Science of Contraception”, I think you nailed the 4 associations on the continuum quite fairly. As a Millenial Catholic, … Continue reading →
Your Mandarin received this dispatch attached to a brick thrown through one of the windows at the castle. This irritates your Mandarin for two reasons, the first being that the door was open, and second, well you can figure it … Continue reading →
The internationally famous drummer, author, and academic swimsuit model (truly one of our best disguises ever), Professor Mondo himself (@ProfMondo) writes in to add some spin to a recent topic here on the site: Hail, O Inspiration for at least … Continue reading →
Operative BJ swung by the Castle the other day, and the subject of the VA debacle came up. He mentioned to us: And now we hear – yet again – that the Veteran’s Administration has failed to administrate the care … Continue reading →
GorT has recently attended a number of professional presentations by members in the Software Development community advocating “lean” management approaches and “self organizing” teams. The interesting thing is that when professionally presented there is some meat behind these concepts and … Continue reading →
The Czar was interested to learn that Chipotle restaurants are no longer allowing guns on their facilities. Illinois has legalized concealed carry, and there are now thousands of license holders throughout the state enjoying, at last, the last-denied Constitutional right. … Continue reading →
Sorry we missed you, but there was such a secret meeting of the minds of the Gormogons in Chicago yesterday, that we could not tell you about it. Or ‘Puter. But GorT, Volgi, and your Czar got together at the … Continue reading →
The more your Mandarin listens to the media try to cover for Hillary Clinton, the more he is reminded of Nathan Thurm. Enjoy: The MandarinThe Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined the order in 1309, and introduced the Gormogons … Continue reading →
Today’s New York Times calls conservatives “stupid, poopy-headed America haters”* for daring to challenge the procedures under which a Democrat Congress crammed Obamacare down America’s food hole. The editors are exercised because conservatives dare to claim: (1) Congress enacted Obamacare … Continue reading →
Dr. J. took in the documentary Jodorowsky’s Dune last week. The movie discussed director Alejandro Jodorowsky’s attempt to make the movie Dune in the early 1970s. Dr. J. highly recommends the movie if you are a film junkie and/or are curious to … Continue reading →
The Czar writes a nice little something, expects that he will receive angry letters about it, but typically gets richly thought-out responses by really smart people. Case in point: the Czar wrote a feel-bad piece about whether Protestants are really … Continue reading →
Rep Trey Gowdy takes the press and the Obama Administration’s defenders to task. The video is three minutes long as is worth watching. Can you answer any of these questions? Does it bother you? GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from … Continue reading →
Everyone’s favorite Nobel laureate economist Paul Krugman takes to the pages of the New York Times to announce the Left’s new position on global cooling global warming climate change. “Government has no choice but to regulate every sector of the … Continue reading →
Aiden Braeden Clayton Dayton Eaton Faedin Gaetan Hayden Jayden Kreighton Leyden Maiden Nayton Odin Peyton Queyton Rodan Satan The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes … Continue reading →
To all our spouses, mothers and mother-in-laws, the Gormogons wish a very Happy Mother’s Day. We hope you have an enjoyable day in the mode that you wish to celebrate. Mrs. GorT is coming to watch replicant #2’s soccer game … Continue reading →
The Great Scott O, whom you should follow on Twitter because he is highly regarded by people who could destroy you with a mere caprice, send the Czar his thoughts: Your Immenseness, As always, thank you for a well-thought-out exposé … Continue reading →
In the wake of the Supreme Court’s decision in Town of Greece v. Galloway on Monday, ‘Puter posted his thoughts on his Facebook page. ‘Puter’s got some very liberal friends, and one friend who is an avowed atheist. ‘Puter’s post … Continue reading →
Dear Your Czarness, I heard President Obama respond to a reporter’s question about Ukraine. Standing in the Rose Garden next to Angela Merkle, he opined that it was pretty obvious that the Ukrainian helicopters could not have been shot … Continue reading →
You might never think of it like this, but you know who has more in common than not? Ready? Atheists and biblical literalists. After Monday’s Supreme Court ruling, this spot-on tweet came out: If you think a moment of prayer … Continue reading →
There are many reasons that parents make decisions about their child’s education and development. Over the years, various school districts have adjusted the birth dates by which they determine cutoffs for grade eligibility. Recently this article over at DeadSpin started … Continue reading →
Here’s the executive summary, but if you’re at all interested in this stuff, you should really read the whole thing. Vladimir Putin is exploiting the Ukrainian revolution—specifically, by manufacturing “crises” in Crimea and eastern Ukraine and nationalist euphoria and anti-Western … Continue reading →
