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Why Are Political Ads So Awful?

The Gormogons Posted on October 30, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 30, 2014

The Czar will posit, straight up, that the more educated you are, the less you like political ads. The Czar is willing to bet you loathe them but that’s a safe bet. In fact, the Czar is willing to assume … Continue reading →

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Czar’s Ultra-Sciency Guide to Eclipses

The Gormogons Posted on October 29, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 29, 2014

The Czar, like you, was all excited by last week’s solar eclipse in the Midwest, which—if you missed it—looked like this for nearly everyone: An eclipse, as you know, is when the moon moves in front of the Earth and … Continue reading →

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Losers, murder, and the Jihâd

The Gormogons Posted on October 27, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 27, 2014

Ralph Peters writes a good column on NRO today, headlined “The Joy of Killing for Allah: Why our ‘messaging’ won’t stop terror.” It’s worth your time. Loyal readers of the Gormogons will not be surprised by much in it, however, … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Jihad, Losers, Murder, Ralph Peters

A Time for Choosing – 50 Years Later

The Gormogons Posted on October 27, 2014 by Dr. J.October 27, 2014

The case for the conservative political philosophy was never made better than by then actor and former SAG president, Ronald Wilson Reagan: Given how far afield we’ve wandered since 2008, let alone 1981, it’s good for us to have a reminder … Continue reading →

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A Taste for Disaster

The Gormogons Posted on October 27, 2014 by GorTOctober 27, 2014

I subscribe to a number of blog feeds, email digests, etc. for work and personal interests.  A co-worker turned me on to Seth Godin’s daily emails from his blog – they’re short (usually) and specific to a single topic.  While … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Media

Yosemite Vlad

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2014 by Dr. J.October 23, 2014

Dr. J. updated his computers to Yosemite (aka 10.10) the other day and was admiring the default wallpaper on his desktop computer from across the room. There was a profile in the side of the mountain. Not only that, the … Continue reading →

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Hillary and the Democrats’ War on Women

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2014 by 'PuterOctober 23, 2014

‘Puter’s hopping mad. Well, either that or he’s hopping because his intestines are trying to crawl out of his bunghole after chugging an entire 18 ounce jar of Huy Fong chili garlic sauce* on a dare from Czar. ‘Puter made … Continue reading →

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‘Puter’s Day

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2014 by The MandarinOctober 21, 2014

Hello, children. Hello. The Mandarin knows many of you like ‘Puter here on this site as well as on the Twitter machine, and wondered if you all had any idea what he’s really like outside of the Castle. So your … Continue reading →

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Playtime at the Castle

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2014 by GorTOctober 20, 2014

The Gormogons are all fans of getting outside and enjoying the fresh air and some healthy exercise.  Some of the castle dwellers wanted more variety around the grounds for our enjoyment so our official contracts officer, ‘Puter, put out a … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogon Infighting, Gormogonica, Suck It Czar

Digamma and Other Aging Letters

The Gormogons Posted on October 18, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 18, 2014

The Czar has discovered some emails floating in his networked world that should have seen the light of day earlier, and so he apologizes that some of these may not be topical by this point. First up, Boneman writes in, … Continue reading →

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What the Fučik?

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 17, 2014

Probably a good many of our readers never heard the name Julius Fučik, even though the Czar is certain you can hum every note to the first third of his military battle march “Entry of the Gladiators,: (Vjezd Gladiátorů, although … Continue reading →

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Ominous fingerpost for religious liberty

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 15, 2014

Houston has subpœnaed a bunch of pastors’ sermons in the name of “non-discrimination.” Confucius* holds no particular brief for these pastors or whatever they might preach, but finds it more than a little troubling that enough government employees considered it … Continue reading →

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Gormogonicon 2014: ‘Puter, Czar and Mandy Get Their Collective Freak On

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2014 by 'PuterOctober 14, 2014

It’s a little-known fact, but according to the Gormogons’ by-laws, no more than four Gormogons can ever be in the same place at the same time except while on Castle grounds. At least that’s what ‘Puter recalls the by-laws say, … Continue reading →

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All of Gaul Is Divided Into Three Emails

The Gormogons Posted on October 13, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 13, 2014

Today, we have three letters worthy of reply, or as any of the six remaining speakers of Esperanto might say (and rightfully so): «Mi parolas la stulta bastardo langugage de Esperanto.» First up, Operative DH has a thought about distaffing … Continue reading →

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Gormogonicon 2014

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 13, 2014

The Czar is pleased to have hosted the 2014 Gormogonicon party at his dacha. The dacha was colorfully decorated for this year’s theme, which was Booze and Chews (which narrowly beat out Hug and Chug). Mr. and Mrs. Mandarin, plus … Continue reading →

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Un-Defining Marriage

The Gormogons Posted on October 9, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 9, 2014

Operative BJ has been thinking a lot about the way things are worded in today’s world. And with darn good reason. For example, he’s been toying with the idea of same sex marriage. No, wait—that came out wrong. He’s been … Continue reading →

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Ready for the Flames?

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2014 by GorTOctober 8, 2014

Wal-Mart announced this week that it will be raising health insurance premiums for its employees and will end providing health insurance for part-time employees (those working under 30 hours per week).  It probably isn’t news to anyone that the liberals … Continue reading →

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How to Avoid Ebola And Not Die A Lot

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 7, 2014

Your Czar is concerned with your health, and naturally has asked his Czarist Imperial Surgeon’s Office to prepare a bullet point list on how you can best protect yourself against the Ebola, which is known as H1N1A, or more commonly, … Continue reading →

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A Distaff Point

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 7, 2014

Island Dweller reminds us of the valuable word distaff: Your immenseness: I have been ruminating on something my esteemed associate Esteemed Associate said recently when we were having one of our semi-weekly discussions re: current events. He was struck by … Continue reading →

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E.J. Dionne’s (Still) An Obama-Fellating Moron

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2014 by 'PuterOctober 6, 2014

In today’s Washington Post, E.J. Dionne speaks truth to power in his latest unicorn fart powered, fact-free screed. Wait. Maybe Mr. Dionne’s speaking truth for power. Nope, that’s sort of it, but not exactly. Got it! Mr. Dionne’s speaking lies … Continue reading →

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More Settled Science

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2014 by GorTOctober 6, 2014

As previously discussed, empirical evidence is the strongest for the common person.  When you combine that with the failure of scientific models – not factual data – to show causality, you tend to create skeptics and a general disbelief. While … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Warming

Insensitivity Training

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 3, 2014

Operative BJ is a hammer who knows what to do when he sees a nail: Oh Mighty One, This worthless minion grovels before you to say that all this “political correctness” and “sensitivity training” stuff is getting mighty tiresome. So, … Continue reading →

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