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Stacking the Polls

The Gormogons Posted on November 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Obama is presently not enjoying his worst polling numbers since, well, ever. And given his glee for blaming his predecessor for everything, the Czar wondered how President Obama’s numbers look superimposed over President Bush’s numbers. Hogwash, Obama’s supporters will say: … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, George W. Bush, It Must Be Bush's Fault, Polls

Yes, Dr. J. still remains fond of Imperial Measurements

The Gormogons Posted on November 29, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Metric System….for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for 10,000 years. Dr. J., for a physician and scientist, is strangely comfortable with the Imperial Measurements. He leaves his cc’s, milligrams, meters per second and … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Humor, Imperial Measurements, Time

Anthropocon Nails It regarding Pope Francis

The Gormogons Posted on November 28, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Holy Father is welcome to join Drs. J. and. Laffer at NACC for Thanksgiving Dinner. We’ll talk macroeconomics. Friend of the Gormogons, Anthropocon writes a fantastic blog piece on Pope Francis’s recent writings. It is definitely worth a good … Continue reading →

Posted in Art Laffer, Capitalism, crony capitalism, Economics, Pope Francis

For All We Have Yet To Lose

The Gormogons Posted on November 28, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Long-time readers know of the Czar’s fondness for Thanksgiving; he is pleased to hear from more and more people—including strangers—echoing the same sentiment for the same reasons: Thanksgiving is the perfect holiday. Don’t these seem like nice people? Your family … Continue reading →

Posted in Holidays, Thanksgiving

The Great Gormogon Turkey Challenge

The Gormogons Posted on November 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today, thanks to time travel, we were able to hold our First Annual Turkey Contest yesterday. And the results were about what you would expect. As you know, all of us Gormogons are superlative cooks in at least one area … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogonica, Gormogons, GorT, Thanksgiving, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Turkey, Volgi, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

A Game of Inches

The Gormogons Posted on November 26, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar somehow began sighing halfway through the sentence “There’s a problem at recess.” The 11-year-old Цесаревич has serious eyes when he said it, but to be realistic most of these problems are two friends squabbling or the weird kid … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Talkin' Football

Day Of The Pony or TWO REVIEWS

The Gormogons Posted on November 25, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This will make sense if you watched the Day of the Doctor Gentle Readers, This contains spoilers, but as it is after the 48 hour embargo period, Dr. J. decided to start off with spoiler free reviews then delve into … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Doctor Who, Dr. J. Style, Lil Resident, My Little Pony, Science Fiction, This movie really sucks, This TV show really sucks

History Teases, But Rarely Mocks

The Gormogons Posted on November 25, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As we know, the Czar is out of rational explanations for what happened in 2012. Now over a year ago, we had an election that was locked certain for Republicans to win. The question wasn’t the Presidency—that was surely Romney’s—the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Election, Democrats, History, Republicans

How Liberals Saw Obamacare

The Gormogons Posted on November 23, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

All right, the Czar will explain the liberal mindset yet again, but this time we will explain what the deal is with Obamacare. Even though polls are showing liberals are dumping on Obamacare (a recent poll showed only 12% of … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, ObamaCare

They shouldn’t have let Dr. J. paint the Castle bathroom

The Gormogons Posted on November 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Yes, we each have our own urinal. Dr. J.

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Posted in Castle Gormogon, Gormogonica, My Little Pony

A Public Service Announcment From Your Mandarin…

The Gormogons Posted on November 22, 2013 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin is very concerned about the possibility of a zombie apocalypse. Not because this is a piece of popular culture but more due to the fact that something may or may not have gone wrong in the lab the … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Bad Bad Teacher, Badgers, Barack Obama, Canada, Hubble Space Telescope, Judo, ObamaCare, Thanksgiving, zombie apocalypse

Plus ça Change

The Gormogons Posted on November 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The following essay is a guest post from Island Dweller because it seems the Czar doesn’t post anything of his own lately. But this great news, because we remind our readers that you are welcome to submit your thoughts either … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Financial Crisis, Government Run Healthcare, Guest Writer, Island Dweller, Mailbag, ObamaCare

Dr. J. plays catch up

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J.’s been horrifically busy of late, so he hasn’t been able to write much of substance and you’ve had to suffer the slings and arrows of My Little Pony jokes and puppy pictures, and not much Gormotastic … Continue reading →

Posted in Doctor Who, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, Insurance, John Kennedy, Kids These Days, Medical Ethics, Nuclear Weapons, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour

No Time To Post…

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2013 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Inscrutable Mandarin is most busy these days, and has had little time to post. You are probably wondering what has been so demanding of his time. Here is a hint: The MandarinThe Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Etruscan for Business Travellers, ObamaCare, Progressives, Swine Flu

Hey Norm!

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

No, not that Norm.  Everyone knows his name. When will the madness end? There is an article on Yahoo Finance today citing Larry Summers’ and Paul Krugman’s assertions that the US economy isn’t slow to recover, it’s in a “permanent … Continue reading →

Posted in Paul Krugman, U.S. Economy

Male Bag! Extra Sweet Edition

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Nothing says “treat us with dignity and respect we deserve” more than dressing up and behaving in accordance with the worst stereotypes about us. Also, these two are playing a game of “hide the sugar beet.” Can you find it? ‘Puter’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, Farmers, Gormogon Operatives, Mailbag, Suck It Czar

Still More Unintended Consequences

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The following essay is a guest post from Island Dweller. We remind our readers that you are welcome to submit your thoughts either as an email or as a complete essay. A certain well-known radio talk show host this afternoon … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Retailers, U.S. Economy, Unintended Consequences

Kennedy & Nam, con’t.

The Gormogons Posted on November 20, 2013 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

The Czar asked Confucius’s* opinion on the oft-stated theory that President Kennedy, had he lived, would have withdrawn the U.S. from Vietnam. Confucius does not have a strong opinion one way or the other. Here’s why: Historical counterfactuals are awesome!Buy … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Why Government Shouldn’t Run A Popsicle Stand: A Case Study

The Gormogons Posted on November 20, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

These are sugar beets. A pile of sugar beets looks almostlike a hot, steaming load of fresh horse manure. Similarly,USDA’s price support loan program for sugar beetfarmers is the indubitable equivalent of the aforementionedequine excrement. The Wall Street Journal ran … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Farmers, Finance, Gubbamint, Stupidity, Suck It Czar, Waste and Fraud

Journalism and Truthers

The Gormogons Posted on November 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The following essay is a guest post from Island Dweller. We remind our readers that you are welcome to submit your thoughts either as an email or as a complete essay. Your majesty: The more you study his diagram, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Guest Writer, Island Dweller

Introducing Loki J.

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Introducing Loki J. – Lord of Chaos Gentle Readers, We have a new addition to the J. clan. This weekend, we welcomed into our home Lady J.’s half brother, Loki J. Old Grandad, Eng CH Harana Alfie Boe. Lady and … Continue reading →

Posted in Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Chevy Cavalier, Dog, Gormogonica, Lady J., Loki J.

Kennedy and Việt Nam

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller copies the Czar on some of his mail, which we in turn by our massive grace extend unto thee, dear reader: Your majesty: Esteemed Associate, still firmly ensconced like a tenacious polyp in the bowels of the government … Continue reading →

Posted in Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Island Dweller, John Kennedy, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, Mailbag, Vietnam

Democrats Understandably Anxious

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller brings charm, not just wit: Y’Maj, Thinks have been rather grey and wet here on Shangri-La of late. After placing some rocks beneath an A/C drain outside the house yesterday and performing some forestry functions with the Czarina, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Barack Obama, Democrats, Harry Reid, Island Dweller, Nancy Pelosi, ObamaCare, United States House of Representatives, United States Senate

Stupid Is is Stupid Does

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Courtesy of intrepid Dougie P Fresh: Maybe there are only about 106,000 people that don’t care about their personal privacy information… For those not in the know…that drop down is showing the most frequent search terms and it clearly shows … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, ObamaCare

An Olive Branch for GorT

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

A compromise, in the name of peace and sanity, ending the rift between between the Pi’sts and the Tau’ists, the later group includes GorT: From xkcd: Conveniently approximated as e+2, Pau is also known as the Devil’s Ratio (because in … Continue reading →

Posted in GorT, Math class is hard, Pau, Pi, Tau, xkcd

What Does This Say?

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

No, ‘Puter, I didn’t title this, “What does the fox say?” As part of the signup process on Healthcare.gov, users are presented with a Terms & Conditions page that they have to click accept.  We’ve all seen these before, whether … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, ObamaCare

Lest We Not Forget

The Gormogons Posted on November 17, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

A few months ago when the Benghazi, IRS, and the Fast & Furious issues were front and center and prior to the whole PP-ACA (a/k/a Obamacare) rollout debacle, the democrats – particularly President Obama and his mouthpiece, Jay Carney, were … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, Jobs, Jonathan Last, ObamaCare

Eddie Deezen v. Ezekiel Emanuel

The Gormogons Posted on November 17, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller has some observations: Losing Our Cool, are we? Your immenseness: I had cause to laugh yesterday while watching an out-take from Megan Kelly’s show on FoxNews that featured an interview she attempted with Ezekiel Emanuel, brother of Rahm … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Island Dweller, Liberals, Mailbag, Obama Administration

Secret Circus

The Gormogons Posted on November 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller has our guest post of the day. Enjoy! You know, you can write guest posts here, too. Just send ‘em in to any one of us and let us know you want it as a standalone piece or … Continue reading →

Posted in Guest Writer, Island Dweller, Secret Service

Guest Writer: Grandfather’s Day

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Our guest writer today is no less a celebrity than JAB, who writes to you from the Doublewide. &#147’The gentle but powerful influence of laws and manners had gradually cemented the union of the provinces. Their peaceful inhabitants enjoyed and … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Doublewide, Government Run Healthcare, Guest Writer, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag – Force Ghost Edition

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The operative known as Ghost writes to Dr. J., rather than The Czar: O Wielder of the Scalpel Most Fine, I normally write to my overlord who shall not be named, but this…was so…you, that it could not be helped. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Doctor Who, Dr. J., Gormogon Operatives, Mailbag, My Little Pony

Readers Respond

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar loves getting mail. But the truth is this: the worse things get out there, the more mail he receives. And we are sad to confess, as you have noticed, the Czar has been getting a lot of mail … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Gormogon Operatives, Island Dweller, Mailbag, ObamaCare

Gormogon Ad

The Gormogons Posted on November 14, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Hi, I’m William Devane.  Years ago the Czar told me to invest in land.  Well, I did…and I did very well.  But now it’s time to buy Gormogon Gold.  So much financial craziness in the world today – governments trying … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogons, Mocking

We Need a Little Christmas…

The Gormogons Posted on November 14, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Man, it’s been a sucky year or two, Charlie Brown. The retail sector has no shame. They have been pushing their Christmas decorating earlier and earlier every year. Indeed, the Charlie Brown Easter special back in 1974 was hip to the … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J. Style, John Galt, Merry Christmas, ObamaCare, Recession, Showtunes, The Obama Amateur Hour

Obamacare: Another Way of Seeing Its Unpopularity

The Gormogons Posted on November 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So after about 45 days, something less than 50,000 people have actually signed up for Obamacare. Wasn’t it supposed to be 30 million? And then 300 million? Oh, and it turns out this number may include people who simply went … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, ObamaCare

Falling Down

The Gormogons Posted on November 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Inevitably, future historians will write detailed biographies of President Barack Obama as they have done for all the presidents. God willing, President Obama will enjoy a long, happy retirement with his family and take the time to read some of … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Government Run Healthcare, History, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour

Beating Them At Their Own Game

The Gormogons Posted on November 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller brings the 411: Esteemed, great and awful majesty: I recall a recent post by you relating to American voters and how they suck (by and large). Here is a story that’s a perfect example of how voters take … Continue reading →

Posted in Island Dweller, Mailbag, Stupid People, Voting

‘Puter and Czar’s Survival Guide: Kids’ Music Recitals Edition

The Gormogons Posted on November 12, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

If you are a parent who thinks it’s OK to dress your 4 year old daughter up to look like this, then parade her in front of strangers, you should reexamine yourcore beliefs before Czar and ‘Puter showup on your … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Kids These Days, Music, Parenting is hard, Suck It Czar, The Czar

Ghost and Bangs

The Gormogons Posted on November 12, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Ghost—perhaps our most mysterious operative, although today he was down in the Castle Cafetorium because on Mondays we usually feature that awesome French toast special, where you get two decent scrambled eggs on a separate plate so the syrup … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gormogon Operatives, Guns, Mailbag, Rifles

Island Dweller: Hiring is Booming…Sort Of

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller checks in on employment. Data posted today on the web indicates at least one sector of the economy is experiencing an employment boom, with numbers of these employees increasing 18 percent since 2009. The employees I mention contribute … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Guest Writer, Island Dweller, Jobs, Public Sector Jobs, U.S. Economy, Unemployment

She’s a Reagan OR Cavalier Genealogy

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Lady J.’s breeder was doing genealogy work on his dogs and bitches. So Dr. J. asked, “President Reagan had a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, is Lady J. related? The breeder, deciding to kill another hour when he should … Continue reading →

Posted in Breeding, Chevy Cavalier, Dog, Lady J., Ronald Reagan

The Most Unhelpful Review of Thor 2 You Will Find

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If you want a helpful review of Thor: The Dark World, there is no question you need to read Dr. J’s excellent, spoiler-free, pro-grade-level review. Tell us about it. This is how the Czar looked and felt after hearing seven … Continue reading →

Posted in Avengers, Marvel Comics, Movies, Norse Mythology, This movie really sucks, Thor

The New York Times, That Worthless Sack of Hyperpartisan Dung, Owes America An Apology

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Pictured, Secretary of State John Kerry (who looks like a horse) in full fox hunting regaliabeats a dead horse whilst taking the air at hissummer cottage on Nantucket. Not to beat a dead horse, but ‘Puter’s got to keep his … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Liar Liar Pants on Fire, Liberal Fascism, Media Bias, New York Times - NYT, ObamaCare, Suck It Czar

REVIEW – Thor: The Dark World

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

As one would expect, @tomhiddleston steals the show. Gentle Readers, Clan J. took in a screening of Thor: The Dark World yesterday. Over all, we enjoyed this flick immensely. The team behind the Marvel Cinematic Universe has done a great … Continue reading →

Posted in Avengers, Marvel Comics, Movies, Norse Mythology, Thor

Re: Some Experience Required

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller starts our work week off with thoughts on the Obama administration. Yesterday the tin can and string telephone down here at Shangri-La connecting me to Esteemed Associate began tapping. After picking up that soup can and pulling the … Continue reading →

Posted in Guest Writer, Iran, Island Dweller, Israel, Kerry Amateur Hour, Middle East, The Obama Amateur Hour

Heimdall, open the Bifrost…

The Gormogons Posted on November 10, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…or, per The Czar’s request, some cartoon pony thing for you to gush over. Look for a full review of Thor: The Dark World tonight!  Dr. J.

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Posted in Bronies, Gormogon Infighting, Humor, My Little Pony, Norse Mythology, Suck It Czar, Thor

Some Experience Required

The Gormogons Posted on November 10, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

While the President is furiously trying to figure out what cookies are and why his new website needs to have them deleted, our Secretary of State is ruining the entire planet. You might have missed this story even though its … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of State, Iran, Israel, Kerry Amateur Hour, Saudi Arabia, The Obama Amateur Hour

Part 2: That Venerable AR-15 (Now With Added RKB)

The Gormogons Posted on November 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar assumes that for every paragraph he writes, he loses 50% of his readership. In other words, the shorter the essay, the better. There are days he writes so many paragraphs that by the last one, he’s the only … Continue reading →

Posted in AR-15, Firearms, Guns, Rifles

Ah, the Venerable AR-15!

The Gormogons Posted on November 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Back in the 1990s, several hundred years ago, the rage was the AK-47 assault rifle. At the time, the AK-47 was blamed for all bad things, including high tides and illness among the cattle. Today, of course, the AR-15 is … Continue reading →

Posted in AR-15, Firearms, Guns, Rifles

When you’ve lost Ron Fournier…

The Gormogons Posted on November 8, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

* Gentle Readers, Dr. J.’s been hideously busy at work lately, so your daily dose of pop-culture whimsy, biomedical news, educational theory, economic policy, tales of the Lil Resident and Lil Medstudent, and pictures of Lady J.  have been sporadic, … Continue reading →

Posted in Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood, Conservatism, jonathan haidt, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, ObamaCare, Progressives, Satire, The Obama Amateur Hour

Liberalism’s Dirty Little Secret, Exposed By ObamaCare

The Gormogons Posted on November 8, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Hypnotoad would be a more effective president than Obama President Obama addressed the nation last night on ObamaCare. Well, Obama didn’t so much “address the nation” as summon NBC’s Chuck Todd to the White House to consult Obama, the Left’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Liberal Fascism, ObamaCare, Stupid Politicians, Suck It Czar, These politics really suck

Unintended Consequences, Item #485,683

The Gormogons Posted on November 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If Ambrose Bierce were to write a 2013 edition of his Devil’s Dictionary, he might include the entry Unintended Consequences, (pl. n.) — an unfortunate event easily predicted by conservatives but legislated through liberal fantasies. Liberals are usually stymied by … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberals, Public Transportation, Unintended Consequences

Pale Faceoff

The Gormogons Posted on November 7, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Many conservatives are having a grand time poking fun of Barack Obama’s apparent hypocrisy over the Washington Redskins. Specifically, the alleged hypocrisy is that the President has no trouble congratulating the Chicago Blackhawks despite deploring the Redskins’ name. Okay, since … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Blackhawks, Hail to the Redskins, Hockey, Hypocrisy, Outrage!, Redskins, Sports, Talkin' Football, This sport really sucks

Another Helpful Business Tip!

The Gormogons Posted on November 6, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Our able accountant SW—who is so good most of us retired on 401(l) accounts—has a chilling thought about Obamacare and illegal immigration: Just a thought. I read that many large companies are all in for amnesty for illegal aliens. I … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Illegals, Immigration, ObamaCare, Unemployment

Beat the Drum Slowly

The Gormogons Posted on November 6, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT promised that he’ll continue to beat this drum and it’s worth pointing out again now: Where is our Federal Budget?  Why don’t we have one?  Where are all the negotiations that Obama and the democrats promised? The whole PP-ACA … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Federal Budget, ObamaCare

LTC Dan: Stop Bickering and Start Acting

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

When LTC Dan (ret.) writes you to say decent job, well, that’s high praise indeed. The Czar is sure you hold him in the same esteem with which we do, given all he has done. The colonel says: Czar, Thank … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, Election Results, Leftism, Libertarianism, Virginia, Voting

American Voters: You Suck. Here’s Why

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So it breaks down like this. The GOP, we are reassured by the media, is perilously close to splitting in two. Actually, this is ridiculously far from the truth, but there is a comment we can make about that. In … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Conservatism, Democrats, Libertarianism, Republicans, Tea Party, Voting

Island Dweller: It Could Be Sooner Than We Think

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller has our guest post of the day. Enjoy! You know, you can write guest posts here, too. Just send ‘em in to any one of us and let us know you want it as a standalone piece or … Continue reading →

Posted in Food, Government spending, Guest Writer, Island Dweller, Welfare

Liberal Fantasies v. Health Insurance Reality, ObamaCare Edition

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Mika is so depressed over ObaamCare’s inexcusably inept roll out, she attempted to burn down the set of Morning Joe early Monday morning, screaming, “If I can’t believe in Obama (PBUH) any more, I don’t want to live, and you’re all … Continue reading →

Posted in Death Penalty, Government Run Healthcare, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, New York Times - NYT, ObamaCare, Wall Street Journal - WSJ

Democrats Starting To Worry

The Gormogons Posted on November 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller writes (and so should you!): O most dread, awful, omnipotent, omniscent, etc etc . . . Mother Jones magazine recently published the results of a public opinion poll conducted in part by James Carville. The results of the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, Island Dweller, Mailbag, ObamaCare, Polls

What Could Go Right?

The Gormogons Posted on November 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Sundays are great when other people do our writing for us. Keep the letters inbound, folks! The Czar might have this up even sooner, but he prefers a Windows operating system and lately it takes forever for this thing to … Continue reading →

Posted in Doublewide, Government Run Healthcare, Mailbag, Musicals, ObamaCare

Turn back the clock…

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…an hour tonight. Time Turner (aka Dr. Whooves) is turning back the clock, so should you! Daylight saving time ends, and standard time starts at 2 AM, tomorrow morning. Tomorrow morning, you get to live 1-2 AM all over again,if … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Daylight Saving Time, Doctor Who, Doctors, Dr. J. Style, Gormogon Infighting, My Little Pony, Residents

Commander in Chief Petty Officer

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar knows how smart you readers are, and will not hesitate to get you talking smart stuff with one another. For example, the Czar got a great letter from Island Dweller (and who doesn’t?) as follows: Oh Sultan of … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Defense, Gays, Military, The Obama Amateur Hour

No One Messes With ‘Puter’s Huy Fong Chili Garlic Sauce. No One.

The Gormogons Posted on November 1, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

   Quit complaining, Irwindale residents. You could be Dat Ho’s cousin Dis Ho who works in Huy Fong’s chili mines. ‘Puter was luxuriating in the Castle’s naturally occurring hot springs,* conveniently located just down the hall from ‘Puter’s Rumpus … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Dat Ho, Gormogon Operatives, Old Spice, Sleestak

What Can We Say?

The Gormogons Posted on November 1, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

(A missive from Island Dweller; not much the Czar can say to top this, so here it is.) Most exalted one, The enclosed article says it all. In a way, this isn’t really news, because as everyone knows, Dear Leader … Continue reading →

Posted in Civil War, The Obama Amateur Hour

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