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Conservatives Still Outnumber Liberals, Not That You’ll Hear It Anywhere

The Gormogons Posted on March 17, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

One of the Czar’s favorite themes upon which he pounds his calloused fist is how the mass media—there is no point calling it the liberal mass media anymore, is there? Really? Anyone with a three-digit IQ knows this by now—fails … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Journalism, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media Bias, Operative BJ, Polls

Weasel Polls

The Gormogons Posted on February 23, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And now, our question of the day: Most dread, awful and snowbound Czar: I’m taking a rest from any strident advocacy of causes for a moment. I still intend to maintain my pastime of firing homing torpedoes of truth into … Continue reading →

Posted in Island Dweller, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, Polls

Democrats’ Plan B No Smarter Than Plan A

The Gormogons Posted on January 4, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Democratic war machines are starting to fire up, but instead of gasoline, they’ve kind of been running on dryer lint this time around. Three observations. First, it appears that Clay Aiken is considering a run for Congress as a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Democrats, Election, Polls, Republicans

More Bad News for Democrats

The Gormogons Posted on December 26, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

CNN conducted what appears to be the 7,346th straight poll that spells real problem for the Democrats. In this their latest, even CNN is conceding that it’s a rough time to be a Democrat. Worse, CNN—who at worst shills for … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Barack Obama, CNN, Democrats, Polls, Republicans

Stacking the Polls

The Gormogons Posted on November 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Obama is presently not enjoying his worst polling numbers since, well, ever. And given his glee for blaming his predecessor for everything, the Czar wondered how President Obama’s numbers look superimposed over President Bush’s numbers. Hogwash, Obama’s supporters will say: … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, George W. Bush, It Must Be Bush's Fault, Polls

Democrats Starting To Worry

The Gormogons Posted on November 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller writes (and so should you!): O most dread, awful, omnipotent, omniscent, etc etc . . . Mother Jones magazine recently published the results of a public opinion poll conducted in part by James Carville. The results of the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, Island Dweller, Mailbag, ObamaCare, Polls

Obama Not Cutting It

The Gormogons Posted on October 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

More polling news today, and the situation is even worse for media reporting. Breitbart.com perfectly sums up the media critique, so check it out. Bottom line is that Obama’s approval rating is now at 37%. The GOP and Democrats, people … Continue reading →

Posted in Associated Press, Barack Obama, Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, Government Shutdown, Health care, ObamaCare, Polls, Republicans

Evidently Plenty of Blame Is Going ‘Round

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

It has been just a week now that the government somewhat shut down, and at least one poll is trending as we had foreseen. Republicans are seeing their disapproval numbers increase by 7 points since September 29 to 70% disapproval. … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, Barack Obama, Democrats, Polls, Republicans, Washington Post - WaPo

The Ugliest Side

The Gormogons Posted on August 31, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

One of the things the Czar—and probably a few of you—finds quite frustrating about Barack Obama is not his ridiculously inept progressivism, his shoddy work ethic, and his lazy understanding of politics and history. Rather, it is how he has … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Polls, Race, Racism

Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics: ZOMG! AP Says 80% Of Americans Are Doomed To Poverty!

The Gormogons Posted on July 29, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Let’s wait while Mildred completesthe tabulation, norming the figuresto comport with AP’s expectations. ‘Puter awoke this morning to the mid-summer serenade of cicadas singing mingled with the strangled cries of MSNBC pundits bemoaning the inherent unfairness of our economic system. … Continue reading →

Posted in Associated Press, Liar Liar Pants on Fire, Liberal Idiots, Marriage, Media Bias, Polls, Poverty, Race, Stupid People, Stupidity, Wall Street

Illinois: What Fun!

The Gormogons Posted on July 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, the governor’s race in Illinois just got interesting yesterday, for those of you who wonder why anyone would bother to live here. The interest arises from a glimpse into the Chicago Political Machine. Illinois is a nutty state politically, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Chicago Political Machine, Illinois, Polls, Quinn the Eskimo

The Czar Hates the MSM; Evidently, So Do You

The Gormogons Posted on July 12, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A Pew poll was released that surveyed Americans’ attitudes toward various professions. Journalists in particular are not particularly well liked by Americans. Since 2009, attitudes about journalists have dropped in every polling category: men, women, younger, older, education level, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Polls, Wall Street Journal - WSJ, Washington Post - WaPo

Bush Ranks Higher Than Obama For First Time

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Imagine the surprise at the Washington Post when they conducted a poll with equally fawning ABC News and discovered that President Obama is tied with or slipping below George W. Bush on a variety of factors. Bush is up on … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, Barack Obama, Bush Derangement Syndrome, George W. Bush, It Must Be Bush's Fault, Polls, The Obama Amateur Hour, Washington Post - WaPo

American Voters: Shut Up and Vote Next Time

The Gormogons Posted on February 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

What a clown act the President has become; he isn’t seriously fooling his most loyal followers with his political stunts, and by God even the left-most media is calling him a nutjob. In unrelated—seemingly—news, one of the most historically corrupt … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Election, Election Results, Polls, Voting

This Means Minion War! And a Suggestion.

The Gormogons Posted on November 6, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Minions fighting. DT writes in: Your Magnificence, I write to you in outrage at the Island Dweller’s latest missive to Your Furriness, specifically, he refers to you as, “Your August Majesty”. I have airborne ballet-trained Myrmidons on the way to … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Minion, Minions, Polls, The Czar of Muscovy

Feedback in the Feedbag

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Thanks to everyone who read our explanation of political polling. In less than eight hours, it screamed to the top of our all-time most-popular features here at the Big G and got considerable attention from much bigger media outlets. That … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Democrats, Election, Mailbag, Math class is hard, Polls, Republicans, Stupidity, Voting

Why The Polls Are Screwy (Best to Ignore Them)

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar stopped looking at day-to-day polling on Friday, when it became clear that all of it had become complete nonsense. Normally at election time, the media polls favor the Democrats in big numbers in order to starve money from … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Math class is hard, Polls, Republicans, Stupidity, Voting

‘Puter’s Impressionistic Impressions: Debate II, Electric Boogaloo

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Mitt Romney won last night’s debate going away. Ignore what you’re hearing in much of the media. They’re brainless automatons programmed to advance Obama’s agenda regardless of cost to themselves or the nation. Sure, Obama was feisty. Sure, he sounded … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Mitt Romney, Polls

Guess the Party

The Gormogons Posted on October 13, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Let us see how good you are at playing this game. A single bullet was fired into the Denver headquarters of Barack Obama’s campaign; thankfully, no one was hurt, but a window was shattered. You already know how the press … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Democrats, Election, Polls, Republicans, Stupid People

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The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

People want to know how we’re going to vote…run! Mitch H., proud owner and operator of Blogfonte, sung by the Castle and had a barside chat with us on the Czar’s wonderful piece on the weirdness of recent polls. The … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Friend of Gormogons, Mailbag, Polls, Voting

The Poll That Matters Most

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar must say he is quite confused by the media on this election. Okay, there are so many stories “correcting” the polls that there is no point in providing a link to one of them. By and large, you … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Media, Media Bias, Mitt Romney, Polls, The Mandarin, Voting

Gathering Strength

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The other day, the Czar opined a bit on the poll numbers seem stagnant. Other media outlets are similarly realizing that the poll numbers might not have much to do with what either Obama or Romney are saying. Other outlets … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Borepatch, Election, Mitt Romney, Polls, The Obama Amateur Hour

President Unable to Pull Ahead in Polls

The Gormogons Posted on September 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

That headline seems so strange, but put Mitt Romney’s name in there, and everyone agrees with it. Yet, for months now, the President and Mitt Romney have been in a statistical tie for the most part. We keep hearing that … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney, Polls

No, But You Sure Said That

The Gormogons Posted on July 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

People on all points of the political spectrum seem to find something off-putting about President Obama’s “you didn’t build that” gaffe—of all the smug, stupid, petty things he’s said, this one is—so far, anyway—the biggest jaw dropper. Many people of … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney, Polls, The Obama Amateur Hour

Champing At The Bit

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar got a fine piece of email regarding Mitt Romney. Operative JF sends in the following suggestion: RE: Romney’s Irwin PA Speech I think you need to listen to it again.  He has finally stepped up to the plate! … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney, Polls, The Obama Amateur Hour

Why Americans “Blame” Bush

The Gormogons Posted on July 1, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Does it strike you well-informed readers as odd that 68% of Americans blame George W. Bush fo the economy? After all, the 2008 economic meltdown happened with only a few short months of the Bush presidency left, but has been … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, George W. Bush, It Must Be Bush's Fault, Polls, U.S. Economy

Voter Excitement

The Gormogons Posted on June 13, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Military strength, lower spending, lower taxes, free market capitalism and family values are the five legs to the Republican elephant. Polls continue to show incumbent Barack Obama and challenger Mitt Romney in a statistical tie. The Czar refers to the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney, Polls

Revealed: Who Will Be POTUS in 2013

The Gormogons Posted on June 5, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

No less a personage than Dick Morris—whom liberals will remember helped Bill Clinton get re-elected—said that he has done the math on November’s election. Polls can be fairly accurate predictors of election results provided they are analyzed based on historical … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Congress, Democrats, Election, Math class is hard, Mitt Romney, Polls, Republicans, Voting

President Romney? Well, Maybe

The Gormogons Posted on May 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You may have missed it, but this week has been really one slap of bad news after another for the Obama campaign. Whether it’s blowback from turning a Medal of Honor ceremony into a political stump speech, or a jaw-droppingly … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Borepatch, Election, Math class is hard, Mitt Romney, One Term President, Polls

Figures

The Gormogons Posted on February 18, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Just more evidence of the clobbering weight of our influence. Someone here puts out a grammatically incorrect poll (“Whom do you like?”), and most of you all indicate you would like a different candidate than the three and a half … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Gormogons, Grammar, Polls

Don’t get cocky…

The Gormogons Posted on February 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Remember boxing great Cassius Clay? Dr. J. does. He often used a technique called the ‘Rope-a-Dope’ where he was able to sustain blow after blow from his opponent, and when his opponent was sufficiently worn out, Mr. Clay would kick … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Ann Coulter, Jen Rubin, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, Obama Administration, Polls, Republicans, Super Tuesday

Americans Are Smarter Than You Think, Mr. President

The Gormogons Posted on January 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Hey, a couple of weeks ago, did you see this poll going around that shows how much Americans hate the rich? Huffington Post writes “Most Americans Think Income Inequality Is A Big Problem,” according to a poll conducted by The … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Americans, Barack Obama, Economic policy, Economics, Election, Obama Administration, Polls, U.S. Economy

Cheer Up, GOP: The Dems Only Have Obama

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Debate exists whether Democrats want Romney to run against Obama because Obama would beat him, or whether the polls are right that Romney would eke out a victory over Obama. A lot of very pro-Obama supporters are suddenly coming out … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, Polls, Ron Paul

Weighed and Counted

The Gormogons Posted on December 10, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Poll numbers are always interesting. No, wait—most polls are totally uninteresting. Let us rephrase that: polls that agree with our point of view are always interesting. CBS News, which seems to have noticed the bloom is off the rose faster … Continue reading →

Posted in CBS News, Congress, One Term President, Polls, President

Liberal Polls

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Just a word of caution when you listen to poll results.  As I stated earlier, I am somehow on the email list for a democrat lobbying group.  I got another email tonight asking me to fill out their survey so … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Polls

Consider the Source

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 11, 2008

‘Puter just discovered that the people who live on this rock are, for the most part, absolute morons. According to this poll, fifty-four percent (54%) of the surveyed geniuses think someone other than Al Qaeda was responsible for the 9/11 … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Barack Obama, Polls, Rachel Lucas, Reuters, Stupid People, World Opinion

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