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Holiday Discussions

The Gormogons Posted on December 27, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Well as much as President Obama and #PajamaBoy wanted us to talk about Health Care over the holidays, GorT and his friends and family didn’t touch the subject (aside from the brief jokes about how bad the rollout is going … Continue reading →

Posted in Debate, Holidays, Liberals

Twitter: the Nation’s Fact Checker

The Gormogons Posted on October 26, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The other day, Dana Milbank was annoyed to no end, apparently when he spotted journalists at the debate monitoring Twitter for reactions more than they were actually watching the debate. Wedding ring check. This made Ghettoputer here laugh, because Milbank … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Dana Milbank, Debate, Election, Juan Williams, Twitter

Eye of the Sparrow

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Okay, sit back and pretend Jim Lehrer dropped acid, and that this is actually how the First Presidential Debate seemed to him. Parts of this are truly magnificent. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Debate, Mitt Romney

The Czar Lost in Happy Memories Again

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Alert and poised-for-instant-Kung Fu-action operative MS writes in: Your most illustrious majesty: I watched only the first 10 minutes or so of last night’s debate before I was able to discern its rough course: Dear Leader: “This nation/me (priority frequently … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, China, Debate, Economic policy, Election, Foreign Policy, Gormogon Operatives, Gormogonica, Gormogons, Military, Mitt Romney, Prince Tochmas, The Czar of Muscovy

Debate 3: The Czar’s Take

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

All right, sports fans! Time to turn off the Bears-Lions game and see what happened on the final debate of 2012. Barack Obama – good: A lot of us were wondering which Barack Obama would be put out there tonight: … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Mitt Romney

‘Puter’s Impressionistic Impressions: Debate II, Electric Boogaloo

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Mitt Romney won last night’s debate going away. Ignore what you’re hearing in much of the media. They’re brainless automatons programmed to advance Obama’s agenda regardless of cost to themselves or the nation. Sure, Obama was feisty. Sure, he sounded … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Mitt Romney, Polls

Caught Out

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller, a loyal minion who inexplicably was assigned to live in a desert, writes in: Your Immenseness:I have come away from the second debate largely with the same take you got on it. It was patently obvious Mr. Romney … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Mailbag, Mitt Romney

Missed Opportunities

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT was only able to watch a bit of the debate last night – soccer practices and homework help dominated the evening.  However, I did see the portion of the debate when Kerry Ladka asked the question about who in … Continue reading →

Posted in Debate, Libya, Mitt Romney, The Obama Amateur Hour

Debate 2: The Czar’s Take

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Yikes, what a mess. Some of you already know the Czar is less than pleased with the nonsense of the town hall-style debate. Many Twitter twerps were irate at how pro-Obama the questions were (immigration, Bush, outsourcing); in fact, a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Mitt Romney

What Would I Ask?

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT read the Czar’s post below and almost immediately disagreed with it.  After re-reading it and then reading Ace of Spades’ thoughts on it (with which GorT agrees strongly), I’m not sure I 100% disagree but I do believe the … Continue reading →

Posted in Debate, Personal Responsibility, The Obama Amateur Hour

Thanks Back

The Gormogons Posted on October 13, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

It has been a while since the Czar got a compliment. Not that we are fishing, but just setting your expectations at how welcome this email from Operative JS is: Dear his august majesty el czar, Thank you (and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Debate, Mailbag, Vice Presidential Debate

Clan ‘Puter And The Debate

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Vice President Joe Biden addresses themedia after his stunning debate performance,blames the intelligence community for notmaking certain he took his meds today. ‘Puter watched the vice presidential debate last evening with his entire family, at least until ‘Puter shooed Spawn … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Debate, Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Stupid Politicians

Who’s Laughing Now…

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

This is all that needs to be said: The MandarinThe Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined the order in 1309, and introduced the Gormogons into England during the 18th Century. The Mandarin enjoys spending time with his pet manticore, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Debate, Election, Joe Biden, Paul Ryan, Vice Presidential Debate

Opinions Are Like Joe Biden: Everybody’s Got One

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Now that the dust has settled around the debate, let us see what is worth seeing. Biden responding to the death of Ambassador Stevens, the third straight month of economic slowdown, high unemployment numbers, Iran destroying Israel with a nuclear … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Debate, Election, Joe Biden, Paul Ryan, Vice Presidential Debate

Debate 1B: The Czar’s Take

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has not even read the news yet to see what immediate reactions were from a broad range of observers. Paul Ryan performed as expected: he was relaxed, cool—for the most part, although his Irish dander got up twice—and … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Debate, Election, Joe Biden, Paul Ryan, Vice Presidential Debate

Arrogance of Ignorance

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, curiosities abound. The Obama campaign seems to have an internal bit of chaos going on. Inside reports (which may have been deliberately leaked to the press) indicate that the President was a tad…oblivious, perhaps?…to the debate fallout. Basically, the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, The Obama Amateur Hour, Vice Presidential Debate

Debate Clubbing

The Gormogons Posted on October 9, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, even the far-left Pew Research has concluded that Mitt Romney won the debate with change to spare. Did we read correctly that undecided voters are leaning toward Romney 72-16 based on the debate? Worse news for the Obama campaign: … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Mitt Romney, The Obama Amateur Hour

Obama Flopping?

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT is a big fan of soccer and one of the issues with the sport is “flopping”.  That is, to intentionally fake an injury in order to attempt to draw a card or penalty against the other team.  When you … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Debate, The Obama Amateur Hour

Why Obama Choked Like Mama Cass on All You Can Eat Ham Sandwich Night

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Your non-‘Puter Gormogons have done a marvelous job of providing instant feedback and analysis of this week’s presidential debate, brought to you by the letter “F” and the number “4.”  If you have not done so already, you really ought … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Mitt Romney, Politicians

Growing Debate Meme?

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

I was thinking about including this point in my earlier post regarding the debate but hesitated…now that the Czar made a reference to it and given that I’ve heard more than one democrat-supporter use it on TV today, I figure … Continue reading →

Posted in Debate, Mitt Romney, The Obama Amateur Hour

Some Debates Do Matter

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Now that the shock has worn off for many Americans that Mitt Romney is indeed a competent, commanding fellow, the Czar thought he would step back and look at the reaction to the debate. One reviewer felt that Mitt Romney … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Mitt Romney

Watching the Debate

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

The Czar summarized the debate in a most excellent fashion so I’ll leave that for you to read.  However, I wanted to comment on watching the debate.  GorT was finishing soccer practice, so he walked in 5 minutes into the … Continue reading →

Posted in Debate, Mitt Romney, The Obama Amateur Hour

Debate 1: The Czar’s Take

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar won’t waste your time recapping the debate point by point; neither Obama nor Romney said anything new or startling. The questions were allegedly all about domestic policy, unemployment, taxes, healthcare, and the role of government in a citizen’s … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Mitt Romney

Sage Advice for Romney

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Could Romney be planning a major policy dump during the debates? Wow, that might be a great idea, if he is conniving enough. Just a thought. Democrats and an increasing number of Republicans have been pressing Mitt Romney to release … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Mitt Romney

First Debate: Romney Easily Wins Science

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Didja know that President Obama and Mitt Romney already had their first debate? Yes, it was a science debate, which candidates responded to in writing. The Czar heard the Mitt Romney thumped the President pretty hard, so he went to … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Engineering, Math class is hard, Mitt Romney, Nuclear power (more now please), Science, Space, Technology

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