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Obama’s Smart Diplomacy Is Neither Smart Nor Diplomatic

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2014 by 'PuterJuly 18, 2014

Since 2006 or so, when David Axelrod and Valerie Jarrett decided America needed was an untested, uninterested community organizer as president, we’ve been told America’s conducted its foreign affairs wrong since its inception. What America truly needed was “smart diplomacy,” a … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Hillary Clinton, John Junjus Kerry, Liberal Idiots

The Obama Doctrine or #itsallconnected

The Gormogons Posted on April 14, 2014 by Dr. J.April 14, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. has never been thrilled with the president’s foreign policy. Bowing to foreign leaders, alienating friends, acting overly friendly to rivals and enemies, unilaterally disarming, making red lines and letting them be crossed, droning enemies, hiring the … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Putin that Chekist хуй, The Obama Amateur Hour

Today’s lesson, boys and girls, is on American anti-Americanism

The Gormogons Posted on March 18, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Or more broadly construed, oikophobia, the opposite of xenophobia, the distaste and hatred of the familiar, the home, the hearth, one’s own land. It’s a topic I’ve touched on before (here, for example; or dig around in this tag). But … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-American, Appearance of Weakness, China, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Foreign Policy, Freedom of Speech, Internet, Jimmy Carter, Russia

I’m altering the bargain. Pray that I do not alter it further.

The Gormogons Posted on March 7, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Apparently the Russian Army is storming a Ukranian air force base in Crimea, despite calls for a diplomatic solution during their phone call yesterday. I will make it legal… Remember President Obama’s words to former President Medvedev? “After my election … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Star Wars, The Obama Amateur Hour, Ukraine

Facts on the Ground

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

There is not much left to say about President Obama on this Syria affair, but it is interesting to see parties on the Left and Right come together at long last and excoriate his inept bungling of what seemed a … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Russia, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Cost of Boots on the Ground

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The semper paratus Island Dweller puts charcoal to the cave wall to write in: Most August Majesty: There is a phrase being bandied about by both sides on the Syria issue, to wit: “Boots on the ground.” Everyone using this … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Island Dweller, Stupidity, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour

Syria: Lessons Emerging

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The most intentionally under-reported aspect of the Syrian crisis is the severity with which the Obama administration is now revealed to the world. We have learned that if a President shoots his mouth off an a cutey-pie way of trying … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Kerry Amateur Hour, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour

Obama and Syria: Words Matter, Actions Matter More

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s been sparse in his posting of late, with good reason. You see, it’s tradition in ‘Puter’s office that when he goes on vacation each and every miserable slob of an employee uses ‘Puter’s absence as an opportunity to dump … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Civil War, Foreign Policy, Middle East, Stupid Politicians, Syria

Consequences of Incompetence

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller writes in, and the Czar will comment along. Dread and Awful Majesty: Your humble subject has mentioned in the past the possible consequences of incompetence in foreign policy. He has also mentioned how the US government at the … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Island Dweller, Kerry Amateur Hour, Rice Amateur Hour, Stupid Politicians, Supplication Slapped Down, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour, War

Why Dr. J. loves W.

The Gormogons Posted on August 30, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

President Bush would’ve had a plan, and gone before the American people, congress and our allies before leaking battle plans to the media…go it alone my ass. Dr. J. didn’t always agree with President Bush, Dr. J. felt that he … Continue reading →

Posted in Deficit, Foreign Policy, George W. Bush, Government spending, The Obama Amateur Hour

Obama Makes Things Worse…Again

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The pageant of incompetence continues at the Obama White House. Remember when we said this? Let us see if we have this mapped out. The United States backed protesters in Egypt, demanded Ḥusnī Mubārak resign immediately, got chummy with the … Continue reading →

Posted in Egypt, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Foreign Policy, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour, War

Putin Knows Obama Better Than He Knows Himself

The Gormogons Posted on August 26, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, it turns out that Russia had been in contact with breakaway republic Eddie Snowden all along, and that Snowden’s flight to Russia, hiding out in the airport, threatened deportation, and ultimate asylum may not have been as spontaneous as … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Putin that Chekist хуй, The Obama Amateur Hour

What is to be done: Egypt

The Gormogons Posted on August 23, 2013 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

The Czar ponders what might be done with Egypt. In passing, he describes the Volgi as a foreign-policy cynic. One thinks of oneself as an empiricist more than a cynic, but perhaps the eye of the beholder governs. The short … Continue reading →

Posted in Egypt, Foreign Policy, Obama Administration, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour, What is to be done?

Maybe Nothing Should Be Done

The Gormogons Posted on August 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar tends to be the optimist; he leaves cynicism for 孔夫子, the Œcumenical Volgi (The Notorious ŒV) as the latter is far more experienced in matters of Что делать. But what is to be done seems to be the … Continue reading →

Posted in Egypt, Foreign Policy, Obama Administration, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour, What is to be done?

Progressive Foreign Policy: “When Reality Intrudes”

The Gormogons Posted on August 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

It takes a few to make a patten. By our reckoning, Barack Obama is the fifth liberal progressive president, and like the other four, he has no coherent foreign policy outside of brute force. Here is our thinking: Woodrow Wilson … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, FDR, Foreign Policy, Harry Truman, History, Jimmy Carter, John Kennedy, Liberals, Lyndon Johnson, Progressives, Revisionist History, Woodrow Wilson

Friends and Enemies

The Gormogons Posted on July 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller has his usual pair of related observations: Your majesty, Only a “consummate politician” could do this, after all those quaint little strolls on the beach…ID FoxNews home page6-29-13Associated Press Republicans accused New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie of getting … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Chris Christie, Foreign Policy, Island Dweller, Spies

A Different Kind of Red Line

The Gormogons Posted on April 29, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

After more than four full years in office, the Obama administration is still acting like amateurs. Perhaps a more accurate tag would be the Obama Pathetic Hour. This time, it’s Syria. Watching his State Department deal with a problem is … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour

Advice on Syria: Stay Out

The Gormogons Posted on November 26, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Strange as it may seem, the Czar is inclined to agree today with both Libertarians and Democrats alike, and confess something that many Republican conservatives probably also feel. We need, for as long as possible, to stay the hell out … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Foreign Policy, Libya, Syria, What is to be done?

Guest Post: Island Dweller on Israel Pre-Emption

The Gormogons Posted on November 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar is still so irate and humorless with the electorate that he is still willing to yield the floor. Today’s essay has once again been contributed by long-time minion Island Dweller. Dread and awful Czar:Being a life member of … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Guest Writer, Iran, Island Dweller, Israel, The Obama Amateur Hour

Let Us Hope You’re Wrong, But…

The Gormogons Posted on October 27, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

First-time writer, presumably long-time reader RStJ writes in with a disturbing notion: Good evening! I read the post with the mail from MC this evening, and also caught up and read the other posts about Benghazi. I have heard another … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Libya, Mailbag, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Czar Lost in Happy Memories Again

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Alert and poised-for-instant-Kung Fu-action operative MS writes in: Your most illustrious majesty: I watched only the first 10 minutes or so of last night’s debate before I was able to discern its rough course: Dear Leader: “This nation/me (priority frequently … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, China, Debate, Economic policy, Election, Foreign Policy, Gormogon Operatives, Gormogonica, Gormogons, Military, Mitt Romney, Prince Tochmas, The Czar of Muscovy

Show me your friends….

The Gormogons Posted on October 22, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…and I’ll show you yourself. So says Mrs. Dr. J.’s mother, anyway. The Washington Times writes today of President Obama’s latest endorsements, from Vladimir Putin, Raul Castro, and the ever so charming Hugo (don’t call me Cesar) Chavez.  Let’s review … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, #FORWARD, 2012 Election, Communism, Communist Sympathizers, Cuba, Foreign Policy, Russia, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour, Venezuela

Explaining the Egypt/Libya Contradictions

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A lot of weird stuff is coming to light about the Benghazi attacks. By now, we have already established what happened, down to which room the Ambassador was hiding in, and how he was forced out with fire. This is … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Department of State, Egypt, Foreign Policy, Hillary Clinton, Libya, Mitt Romney, Obama Administration

Get Over Yourselves

The Gormogons Posted on September 13, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Both liberals and conservatives need to get over themselves with the events of September 11, 2012, and focus on what actually happened. Not surprisingly, each needs to get over something different; even less surprisingly, the Czar has plenty of advice … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Egypt, Foreign Policy, Liberals, Libya, Mitt Romney, The Obama Amateur Hour

Another Foreign Policy Disaster

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The President cannot claim any real superiority in foreign policy; as recent events show, foreign crises are irritating things that seem to serve no other purpose than to interrupt his fund raising. What the heck are Libya and Egypt thinking? … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Egypt, Foreign Policy, Libya, Mitt Romney, The Obama Amateur Hour

Preparing for War

The Gormogons Posted on August 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

With all the excitement in the news—whatever story floats your particular navy—one little item seems to be overlooked by most American news stories and frankly, it ought to be way more covered than Miley Cyrus cutting her hair short. And … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Iran, Israel, War

Facts, Opinions, and Commentary

The Gormogons Posted on June 1, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar was surprised to receive an email from Aaron Colohan, whom you will not immediately recall was the subject of a Czarish rant. The Czar doubts you readers will research this, so allow him to summarize. Mr. Colohan wrote … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Iran, Mailbag, North Korea

WTF is Up With This Kony Nonsense?

The Gormogons Posted on March 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

We assume by now you have heard about or seen the video calling for justice against Ugandan guerilla leader Joseph Kony. The Czar has seen posters and hand-drawn signs taped up all over Chicago simply saying KONY 2012. Yes, he … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Osama bin-Laden, Uganda, War crimes

Could Israel Defeat Obama in November?

The Gormogons Posted on March 9, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Wow, it’s a really bad time to be President Obama, what with all these crazy decisions he made over the last three years coming back to bite him bad. He insisted that he could somehow make Iran break into a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Foreign Policy, Iran, Israel

State Department Wins One

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The latest issue of Foreign Policy magazine had a lengthy piece by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton regarding the United States’s shift in attention from the Middle East to the Pacific Rim: that China, and not only China but a … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Department of State, Foreign Policy, Hillary Clinton, Hooray, South Pacific

Another Debate?

The Gormogons Posted on November 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The GOP brat pack had yet another debate tonight, this time in South Carolina, this time on CBS, and this time the subject was foreign policy. It was a total bore. In fact, here is the entire debate. Make up … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Foreign Policy

What You Don’t Know About Afghanistan

The Gormogons Posted on October 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

With the 10th anniversary of the War in Afghanistan upon us, you have already started to see a lot of media hand-wringing introspection on whether the war was worth it, whether we should remain in Afghanistan, and what the historical … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, China, Economic policy, Economics, Foreign Policy, India, Pakistan, Taliban, War in Afghanistan

Obama’s Dissonance on Israel

The Gormogons Posted on May 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The following is a subject the Czar has been struggling to understand for some time now, and no doubt (most of) you are equally puzzled. But really, what the hell is going on with the President and Israel? First, in … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Israel, Jeremiah Wright, Joe Biden, Junior Senator From Illinois, Michele Bachmann, The Obama Amateur Hour

Yuh-Oh: Even AP Calls Speech Wrong

The Gormogons Posted on March 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

AP decided to fact check the key points made during the speech. Call the Czar surprised! Not just that AP fact checks, but that the President made some key points. He…uh…he didn’t do so well. Anyway, when you’ve lost AP, … Continue reading →

Posted in Associated Press, Foreign Policy, Libya, The Obama Amateur Hour

Blah Blah Blah Libya Blah Blah

The Gormogons Posted on March 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar responds to the President’s speech, paragraph by paragraph. The President’s Address to the Nation on Libya As Prepared for Delivery— Good to note, because he is so likely to wing it off prompter. Good evening. Tonight, I’d like … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Libya, The Obama Amateur Hour

Like a Laser, Maybe?

The Gormogons Posted on March 25, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

President Obama is purportedly leaving El Salvador early to come back home, so that he can “focus&#148 on Libya. Uh-oh. The President is going to focus on something. And you know what means: a televised speech long on buzzwords but … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, The Obama Amateur Hour

Thoughts on Foreign Policy and War

The Gormogons Posted on March 23, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

We have seen recently what multiateralist, humanitarian foreign policy looks like. And in ‘Puter’s opinion, it looks like failure. Joe Scarborough on MSNBC’s Morning Joe put it well when he referred to the Obama Administration’s foreign policy as treating the … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Stupid Politicians

Face It: No One Is In Charge

The Gormogons Posted on March 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Sigh. So many of the Czar’s posts begin with that one word that it produces the need for another sigh. But sigh, indeed. Caroline Glick wrote an essay that the Czar simply cannot disagree with, although he wishes he could. … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Hillary Clinton, Obama Administration, The Obama Amateur Hour

Crazy Like a Fox? Or Just Crazy?

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

BG writes in with a handy tip for scrapbooking on a budget: Dread and Awful Czar – Here’s something, maybe. For the last couple of weeks, everyone’s been fuming about President Obama’s lack of action on the Libya front. He … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Hillary Clinton, Libya, Obama Administration, The Obama Amateur Hour

Can Ya Blame Karzai?

The Gormogons Posted on March 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The New York Times reports that Afghani President Hamid Karzai strongly suggested that NATO and America cease military operations and get out. The Czar says “suggested” only because President Karzai later clarified his comments to mean that he respectfully requests … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Hamid Karzai, The Obama Amateur Hour, War in Afghanistan

Friends Like These

The Gormogons Posted on February 17, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The potential for radical Islamic ascendency in allied nations in the Middle East given the current protests and chaos goes without saying. The events in Egypt are more reminiscent of 1979 than 1989 despite the mainstream media’s ignorant reporting, especially … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Foreign Policy, Israel, Obama Administration, Rotasubteriation

More North Korean Crap

The Gormogons Posted on November 23, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Crap, the Czar has a lot of email to respond to. He got some really good ones over the last two days, and he promises he will answer. But what about this North Korean thing? To catch you up, because … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Foreign Policy, North Korea, Obama Administration, South Korea

Another Reason To Vote Today…

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

On this election day we stand at the voting booth faced two choices – a huge federal government that spends money it does not have and tells us how to live while its leaders do the opposite, or a smaller … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Government spending, India

Re: China’s Navy

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Volgi, Your post on China’s naval buildup merely confirms what you predicted back in April. Once again, you were right. What bothers the Czar about this story is the comment that a Chinese fishing vessel somehow collided with not one … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Foreign Policy, Military

Turkey and Armenia Step Out of 1915

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 10, 2009

Let us give kudos where it is due. In what may be the Obama administration’s first tangible win, Armenia and Turkey have normalized relations, which is incredible if you have ever spoken to Armenians about Turks. Secretary of State Hillary … Continue reading →

Posted in Armenia, Foreign Policy, Hillary Clinton, Spotlight On..., Turkey

Why We Should Expect Only Failure

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 6, 2009

The Jerusalem Post has an editorial that discusses what would happen if Iran fully complied with nuclear restrictions. It is worth a read, but it is not necessary for you to do so to continue herein. The editorial makes the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Foreign Policy, Iran

A Voice Better Off Ignored

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 5, 2009

The New York Times, in its struggling effort to stay non-trivial, posts an editorial today on Zbigniew Brzezinski, the latter commenting on what the Obama administration should do about Afghanistan. For those of you who do not recognize the name—and … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Foreign Policy, Mika Brzezinski, New York Times - NYT, Soviet Union, War in Afghanistan

Lie Down With Dogs, Et Cetera

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 26, 2009

What a great week for the President! Just when his popularity numbers cemented him under 50%, the President picked up some key endorsements certainly to win over the hearts of Americans. Thank goodness the American press reports on any praise … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, The Obama Amateur Hour

Вдруг у России есть мнение?

The Gormogons Posted on September 19, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 19, 2009

Suddenly, Russia has an opinion? Fresh on the heels of the Czar’s revelation that there may be some ménage à trois between Russia, Israel, and America leading to an Israeli attack on Iran comes four more interesting events. First, Russia … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Geopolitical Destabilization For Fun And Entertainment, Hillary Clinton, Iran, Israel, Mahmūd Ahmadî-Nezhâd, Russia

North Korea Still A Dangerous Foe

The Gormogons Posted on August 8, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 8, 2009

Only the New York Times would have the intentional blindness to consider Obama’s handling of North Korea a success. A success it is not. Bill Clinton kowtows and gets two jailed journalists freed, and it’s a miracle, for North Korea … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, New York Times - NYT, North Korea, The Obama Amateur Hour

So maybe this is what Vlad got from Barry O…

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 23, 2009

…in return for his grin-and-grip and missile deal (where we accepted reductions in missiles they were going to retire anyway as in their favor). Biden to Georgia: Lie back and think of England. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Diplomacy, Foreign Policy, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

Hillary: Let’s Just Ignore North Korea

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 23, 2009

Everything Hillary knows about North Korea, she learned from Chelsea (pictured, right). The Czar has made numerous accusations, as recently as yesterday, that Democratic foreign policy against tyrants and dictators consists of treating the evil ones as naughtly little children … Continue reading →

Posted in Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Foreign Policy, Hillary Clinton, North Korea, Nukes, The Obama Amateur Hour

“Speak Loudly and Carry a Small Stick”

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 22, 2009

Writes John Noonan at the Standard. Read his comments, then come back. Ok? So, Hillary says: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton warned Iran Wednesday that the United States would extend a “defense umbrella” over its allies in the Persian Gulf … Continue reading →

Posted in Defense spending, Diplomacy, Foreign Policy, Iran, The Obama Amateur Hour

It Takes a New Age Dork Parent To Raise a Bratty Child

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 22, 2009

SoS Clinton is fuming mad! Those “friends we haven’t met yet,” Iran and North Korea, are going to be sorry if they continue on the road to nuclear weapons. Really sorry. Why, she’s so mad, she’s not even sure what … Continue reading →

Posted in Bratty Kids, Foreign Policy, Hillary Clinton, Iran, North Korea, Parents, “Friends We Haven’t Met”

Great line by Abe Greenwald

The Gormogons Posted on July 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 21, 2009

In re our fabulous diplomacy trying to push carbon limits on India and getting summarily (and properly) rejected. Climate panic is an outgrowth of Western decadence. Pushing it on emerging powers is exactly what the Left means by cultural imperialism … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Climate Change, Decadence, Foreign Policy, The Obama Amateur Hour

Real Bootstrapping

The Gormogons Posted on July 12, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 12, 2009

Your Volgi called it early. The Czar is starting to concede that POTUS Obama’s “get off your asses” speech in Ghana to Africa as a whole might prove to be a very good thing. Indeed, it might be the most … Continue reading →

Posted in Africa, Africa miseranda, African Colonialism, Barack Obama, Foreign Policy

Preaching to the хуйr

The Gormogons Posted on July 7, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 7, 2009

From The Guardian’s coverage of POTUS Obama’s trip to Russia, comes this: Without mentioning Russia by name, Obama spelled out the US’s commitment to “universal values.” These included the rule of law, the equal administration of justice, and competitive elections—all … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Foreign Policy, Putin that Chekist хуй, The Obama Amateur Hour

Iran v. Israel, Saudi Arabia, Egypt…and Biden?

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 6, 2009

So evidently, Joe Biden has given Israel permission to take on Iran. By that, we mean hardball. Yeah, the US would like to see Iran negotiate, but “If the Netanyahu government decides to take a course of action different than … Continue reading →

Posted in Egypt, Foreign Policy, Geopolitical Destabilization For Fun And Entertainment, Iran, Israel, Joe Biden, Nukes, Saudi Arabia

Surprise!

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2009 by 'PuterJuly 2, 2009

The poor Iraqis. They just started a new chapter in their history (withdrawal of U.S. troops), and we sent them Vice President Biden as a surprise gift. That’s almost as good a gift as the time ‘Puter’s grandma gave him … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Iraq, Joe Biden

WaPo tries to nudge Democrats out of isolationist stupor and Obama from his “neutrality”

The Gormogons Posted on June 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 28, 2009

They headline their Saturday editorial: Iran’s LessonsShouldn’t ‘realism’ mandate regime change? And they conclude: Still, by now it ought to be clear that the best chance to protect what Mr. Obama calls “core U.S. security interests” lies in a victory … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Foreign Policy, Iran, Washington Post - WaPo

Intel reform: Obama stirring up a hornet’s nest?

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 23, 2009

Looks like he’s got his own law-enforcement-paradigm intel reform up his sleeve. And the big loser? The CIA. Prepare for big-time bureaucratic war. The Obama administration is preparing a grand downgrading of the Central Intelligence Agency’s lead role in the … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Foreign Policy, Intelligence Community, Law Enforcement

Robert Kagan articulates the Volgi’s worry on Iran

The Gormogons Posted on June 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 17, 2009

Obama’s policy now requires getting past the election controversies quickly so that he can soon begin negotiations with the reelected Ahmadinejad government. This will be difficult as long as opposition protests continue and the government appears to be either unsettled … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Diplomacy, Foreign Policy, Iran

So we’re punting?

The Gormogons Posted on June 16, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 16, 2009

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Obviously all of us have been watching the news from Iran. And I want to start off by being very clear that it is up to Iranians to make decisions about who Iran’s leaders will be; that we … Continue reading →

Posted in Diplomacy, Foreign Policy, Iran, The Obama Amateur Hour

Administration pressing the reset button…

The Gormogons Posted on June 15, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 15, 2009

…with the wrong country? Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Foreign Policy, Rule Britannia, The Obama Amateur Hour

A Cautionary Tale

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2009 by 'PuterJune 10, 2009

The Obama Administration’s Iran policy seems to be one of willful blindness. No matter how many times Ahmadinejad states his intent to destroy Israel specifically and Jews generally, the Administration ignores him. The ‘Puter Policy states “when someone says that … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Iran, Israel, Obama Administration

That’s laughing AT you, not WITH you

The Gormogons Posted on June 3, 2009 by GorTJune 3, 2009

Treasury Secretary Geitner followed the lying Speaker Pelosi to China to reassure the Chinese that their investments in the US (that would be over $760 Billion in US Bonds) is safe.  Remember, this is the administration that was going to … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, The Obama Amateur Hour

Turkey helping the U.S. on Manas Air Base?

The Gormogons Posted on May 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 28, 2009

Maybe! At Gul’s May 27 press conference with Kyrgyz President Kurmanbek Bakiev, the Turkish leader said that “the most important issue of our discussions was the stability of Afghanistan.” He added that talks were held about how the two countries … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Kyrgyzstan, Manas Air Base, Russia, Turkey

Depends on Your Definition of Win

The Gormogons Posted on April 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2009

The State Department wants us to understand that North Korea did not win any kind of PR battle. Even though they launched their missile. Even though the 6-nation interest over North Korea split along predictable lines. Even though the United … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, North Korea, United Nations

Sigh. And Sigh Again.

The Gormogons Posted on April 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2009

North Korea’s Unha-2 missile…er, communcations satellite…was successfully launched, flew right over Japan, and put, evidently, an iPod into space that—if you listen to 470 MHz—you can hear endlessly looped recordings of “Song of General Kim Il-sung” and “Song of General … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Foreign Policy, Iran, Israel, North Korea, Russia, The Obama Amateur Hour

Ok, I know what “overseas” means.

The Gormogons Posted on March 25, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 25, 2009

And I know what a contingency is. And certainly, “operation” is easy enough to understand. But the lamely-labelled “Global War on Terror” is now the “Overseas Contingency Operation.” And that’s close to meaningless. “That thing we do abroad if or … Continue reading →

Posted in Deconstructionism, Department of Defense, Department of State, Foreign Policy, Military, The Obama Amateur Hour

If We Ignore The Facts…

The Gormogons Posted on March 22, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 22, 2009

POTUS Obama took time off from his busy schedule of appearing on television to appear on television. This Sunday, on 60 Minutes (the Lawrence Welk Show of mainstream news), the President refutes Dick Cheney’s assertation that the current administration has … Continue reading →

Posted in Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Foreign Policy, The Obama Amateur Hour

Who’s he got, Cal-State Northridge or AIG?

The Gormogons Posted on March 18, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 18, 2009

The Gormogons would like to thank our esteemed colleague Ennuipundit for passing along this amazing story, in which President Obama, amidst a potentially once-a-century economic crisis, with Russia rearming, China staging provocations in the South China Sea, Iran reading nuclear-tipped … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Financial Crisis, Foreign Policy, March Madness, The Obama Amateur Hour

Re: Hainan II

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 11, 2009

I was going to write something about the Chinese naval provocations, but my comrades have covered it all pretty well. If you hit the China or foreign-policy tag, you should find more than a few post about China’s destabilizing, hegemonic … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Foreign Policy

Obama Over His Head?

The Gormogons Posted on March 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 8, 2009

Says the Telegraph—jaw-droppingly. Read every paragraph: Sources close to the White House say Mr Obama and his staff have been “overwhelmed” by the economic meltdown and have voiced concerns that the new president is not getting enough rest. British officials, … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Financial Crisis, Fiscal Crisis, Foreign Policy, Housing Crisis, The Obama Amateur Hour

Обама, нет! [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 4, 2009

Your Volgi is having trouble rousing himself to write about the Obama Administration‘s apparent, asinine gambit of writing to the Russian government and offering to remove the missile-defense systems we’ve worked so hard to get installed in Poland and the … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Czech Republic, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Foreign Policy, Missile defense, Poland, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Supplication Slapped Down

Korean Ambitions

The Gormogons Posted on February 27, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyFebruary 27, 2009

The appropriately abbreviated SoS Clinton announced today that US Special Representative for North Korea Stephen Bosworth will make his first trip to North Korea next week. The Czar finds it interesting, at any rate, that North Korea has its own … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, North Korea

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