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Freedom, Equality and the Academy

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

You had no idea they were Democrats, didja? ŒV: Good God. RT @heminator: If you’re an ivy league educated woman, motherhood makes you a traitor to feminism? bit.ly/11xjqLL— The Gormogons (@Gormogons) April 23, 2013 Your Gormogons in recent days have been discussing … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Education, Elitism, Feminism, Health care, Ivy University, Medical Education, Medicine, Minions, My Little Pony, Our Gang, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Call Me a Doubter

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

So there is a news story going around celebrating today as the 20th anniversary of the first public website:  http://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html I’m sure the link is getting slammed (slashdotted for those in the know), but I wouldn’t waste my time.  It’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogons, This website really sucks, way too much technology

Academic Shifts

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Long before most of you remember, the Czar predicted that the Next Big Thing to blow up on the Left will be academia. Stiff competition from online schools, skyrocketing tuitions, zero-guarantee job placement, and repeated exposure about how stupid the … Continue reading →

Posted in Capitalism, College, Conservatism, Euro-Elitist Academics, Leftism, Universities

A Different Kind of Red Line

The Gormogons Posted on April 29, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

After more than four full years in office, the Obama administration is still acting like amateurs. Perhaps a more accurate tag would be the Obama Pathetic Hour. This time, it’s Syria. Watching his State Department deal with a problem is … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour

Carmen, The 5th Grade, and Freedom…

The Gormogons Posted on April 28, 2013 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Wow, Your Mandarin may have to take a trip to the opera! Your Mandarin’s son was given an assignment for his 5th grade music class the other day. Your Mandarin’s son had stated that some of his friends had started … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Education, Frederick Douglass, Freedom, Gormogon Operatives, Teacher Unions, Teachers, U.S. Constitution

Tech Tips

The Gormogons Posted on April 27, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

I’m a frequent TED Talks watcher so I thought I’d pass along one that is near and dear to me.  I can’t tell you how many times I sit with someone and they don’t know some of these tips or … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter ain't always right, GorT, way too much technology

Pencilneck strikes again!

The Gormogons Posted on April 26, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

With nerd-glasses like those, how could he  not fix the defect? Pierre ‘Pete’ DuPont IV, Dr. J.’s favorite 1988 presidential hopeful (sorry Poppy), reminds us why a simpler tax code is a better tax code in his WSJ column today: The … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Flat Tax, Pete DuPont, The Obama Amateur Hour

Email (The next taxable item in Maryland)

The Gormogons Posted on April 26, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Reader SMR wrote in last week in response to this post: To the Magnificent GorTechie: Those who strive to obtain the good graces of a robot are accustomed to come before him with such things as they hold most precious, … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, GorT, Mailbag, Maryland, Taxes

Hello, children. Hello.

The Gormogons Posted on April 26, 2013 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Ask any of the character actors, and they will assure you the best part of their jobs is the constant physical harrassment from visitors. As we race into the summer months, many of you and presumably your parents will be … Continue reading →

Posted in Disney, Orbiting Mind Control Satellites, Summertime and the living is easy, Vacations

The Head of Mail

The Gormogons Posted on April 26, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

After a too-long absence, the great and wise The Big Guy, Uncle Jay, himself, writes in: Dread, Awful, etc-Y’all need to institute some serious quality control procedures…You can’t go leaving stuff like this laying around.It will eventually get noticed. TBG … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Stupid Question of the Day, Uncle Jay

Great Moments In Education: Bad, Bad Teacher Edition, Part 17,586

The Gormogons Posted on April 25, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s teachers in high schoolwere Jesuits. And no Jesuit isas good looking as this fine, younglesbian child rapist. It’s been a long time since ‘Puter posted on America’s “education professionals” in action, too long perhaps. ‘Puter thinks he got bored, … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Basketball, Children, Crime, Education, Lesbians, Teachers

A Sort-Of News Roundup

The Gormogons Posted on April 25, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Does this bother any of you as much as it does the Czar? Items: MSM Stories: Some charges inexplicably dropped in Gosnell murder trial FAA deliberately screws with air traffic at behest of President Tsarnaev: did he have help? What … Continue reading →

Posted in Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media

NYT: New Pro-Consumer Mortgage Rules Enacted, Consumers Hardest Hit

The Gormogons Posted on April 24, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

The New York Times ran an interesting article today on the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau’s draftsof new consumer mortgage rules. Well, the article interested ‘Puter, anyway. Mostly because the article proved ‘Puter’s longstanding position correct. You see, CFPB’s new regulations … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Economics, Financial Industry, Mortgage Lending, New York Times - NYT, Stupid People

So We Put a Team Together

The Gormogons Posted on April 24, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Castle Gormogon survived its first softball practice last night, and one would be shocked to learn we weren’t that bad; but not nearly as shocked one would be if we had a second practice. Indeed, if there were indeed any … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Gormogon, Club Gormogon, Gormogonica, Gormogons, Softball

It’s been too long…

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…since we’ve posted anything My Little Pony or Cthulhu. My Lil Cthulhu…Devoured Souls are Magic! Dr. J.

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Posted in Dr. J. Style, Humor, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, My Little Pony

Bush Ranks Higher Than Obama For First Time

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Imagine the surprise at the Washington Post when they conducted a poll with equally fawning ABC News and discovered that President Obama is tied with or slipping below George W. Bush on a variety of factors. Bush is up on … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, Barack Obama, Bush Derangement Syndrome, George W. Bush, It Must Be Bush's Fault, Polls, The Obama Amateur Hour, Washington Post - WaPo

In Which Dr. J. Got The Bill…

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

A girl’s got to make a living… If you recall, Dr. J. discussed with frustration that there isn’t a good alternative to the ER if a patient needs to get tanked up with IV fluids due to a GI bug. … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Mrs. Dr. J., ObamaCare

The Water Must Flow

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

“He who controls the spice controls the universe!” Baron Vladimir Haarkonen There is a 200 year old dispute between Tennessee and Georgia with regard to their border. A survey in 1818 placed the border one mile south of the agreed … Continue reading →

Posted in Civil War, Dr. J., Dune, Georgia (Peachy), Hillbillies, Resources, Tennessee, Water

An Inconvenient Truth: Evil’s Existence Disproves Liberalism’s Core Beliefs

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter, like the rest of America, watched the Left and its media comfort women reduced to incoherent sputtering over the last week. Confronted with the Gun Control Failure story, the Boston (Marathon) Massacre story, the Elvis Impersonator Mails Ricin to Obama story and the … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Democrat consistency, Democrats, Evil, Islamic Terror, Leftism, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Where Are the Right-Wing Extremists? (Con’t.)

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Let your Œc. Vol., offer another explanation. As good minions, you are aware of the Volgi’s Fallacy of Foreign-Policy Egocentrism, in which other countries’ actions are explained deterministically in terms of one’s own. The bottom line of the FFPE is: … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Re: Re: Holy Cell Phone

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dear The Czar: No, not him, the other guy. Michael, the one from Billings, Montana. Warmest Regards, Dr. J. Dr. J.

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Posted in Gormogon Infighting, Humor

Re: Holy Cell Phone

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Indeed one of Dr. J.’s IT professional chums has his home network hardwired and uses a ‘dumb phone’ in order to minimize his grid footprint because he’s that paranoid. Doc, are you referring to Ron Muskee, of 1118 Market Street, … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Boston, Citizenry, Facebook, Police Dogs, Social Media, Terrorism, Terrorists, Twitter

Happy Earth Day!

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Insert your own, more witty caption here. Dr. J.

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Posted in Communism, Communist Sympathizers, Dirty Liberals, Earth Day Is Not Coincidentally Lenin's Birthday, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad

Holy Cell Phone, Batman!

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Only Batman can process every Instagram, Facebook and Twitter Account at once! LOLCATZ! Dr. J. was extremely impressed with the impressive detective work brought to bear on the Boston Marathon bombing by the Boston PD, Massachusetts State Police and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Boston, Citizenry, Facebook, Police Dogs, Social Media, Terrorism, Terrorists, Twitter

Where Are The Right-Wing Extremists?

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Lots of folks have compiled examples of the media blaming initial acts of terror, crime, outrage, or basic incivility on “right wing extremists,” a term itself ginned up by the Department of Homeland Security on the persistently underwhelming Secretary Napolitano. … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Journalism, Leftism, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Stupid People, Terrorism, Terrorists

Even A Broken Clock…

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2013 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

…is right twice a day. Imagine your Mandarin’s shock and disbelief when he actually found himself in agreement with HBO host Bill Maher over these comments made about Islam in comparison to other religions. Your Mandarin suggests that you view … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Global War on Terror, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Liberal Idiots, Terrorism

Where Are We?

The Gormogons Posted on April 20, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

By the title of this post you might think this entry is to document where GorT has been as his post count is lagging a bit.  Briefly, GorT has been crazy-busy at work logging 10% overtime on average for the … Continue reading →

Posted in GorT

Thoughts on Boston

The Gormogons Posted on April 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar thinks this says it all: THIS. “This week is so bad that an Elvis-impersonating conspiracy theorist sent poison letter to Obama and THAT’S LIKE THE TENTH BIGGEST STORY.” — Laura Mitchell (@ljmabouttown) April 19, 2013 Now, for you … Continue reading →

Posted in Boston, Crime, Terrorism, Terrorists

Article I, 101, for Morons in the Media

The Gormogons Posted on April 19, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

An interesting quote from millimeter-deep thinker Ezra Klein: The gun vote failed because of the way the Senate is designed. It failed because the Senate wildly overrepresents [sic] small, rural states and, on top of that, requires a 60-vote supermajority … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Government Run Healthcare, Gun control, ObamaCare, United States Senate

Happy Birthday Superman!

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Seventy-five years ago today, Kal-El, the Man of Steel, the Last Son of Krypton was born. Dr. J. being the comic book geek of old wanted to salute the diamond anniversary of Action Comics #1. While the issue date is … Continue reading →

Posted in Comic Books, Dr. J., Happy Birthday, John Byrne, Superman, Tom Welling

Senate Gun Control Beat Down: Cowardice In Action Or Cowardly Inaction?

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

The US Senate treated foolish, ill-consideredgun control legislation much as Eliot Ness treated Frank Nitti: both are currently waitingin the car. And good riddance. To hear those on the Left tell it, the Senate’s failure to pass gun control legislation yesterday … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Congress, Gun control, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Main Stream Media, Second Amendment, Stupid People, Stupidity, United States Senate

Boston, Ricin, and the Internet: Stories You Weren’t Told

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Maybe you missed all of this. No one would be surprised. Evidently, a bunch of folks on Reddit got to discussing some of the various photographs of the Boston Marathon crowd, and began to see some suspicious similarities and odd … Continue reading →

Posted in Boston, Crime, Internet, Interwebs, Law Enforcement, Terrorism, Terrorists

A Rebuilding Year for Both Parties

The Gormogons Posted on April 17, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So Hillary Clinton is being suggested to run for President right over the cooling embers of the Greatest President Evah, Barack Obama. The latter is evidently happy serving as a doormat to the former, as the only re-elected one-term president … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Republicans

The “Free State”, My Ass

The Gormogons Posted on April 17, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Several of the Gormogons are Maryland natives (technically GorT was a transplant after a year…at least in this time reality) and GorT maintains his primary residence in the People’s Republic of Maryland.  However, the recent course of events in Maryland … Continue reading →

Posted in Montgomery County, People's Republic of Maryland, Taxes

In the Bag

The Gormogons Posted on April 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Did you know Hillary Clinton is going to be President in 2016? And did you know that she is such a shoe-in that there is no point even considering a primary? Yes, it is only 2013 but the facts are … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias

Mailbag – The Illusion of Choice

The Gormogons Posted on April 16, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative SR Writes: Doc,  This was an excellent illustration, except… reading the last panel, I thought, “Wait, Linus is a guy.  HE DOESN’T EVEN GET *THAT* CHOICE.”  Sigh.  And yet, people still vote for this garbage.  Teh stupid, it burns!  … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Aerosmith, Dr. J., Mailbag, Men, Steve Tyler

Euthanasia: The Other White Meat

The Gormogons Posted on April 16, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Grey and Wrinkly Rights Apollo Physician and Asclepius and Hygieia and Panacea and all the gods and goddesses, making them my witnesses, that I will fulfill according to my ability and judgment this oath and this covenant: To hold him who … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Dr. J., Euthanasia, Pro-Life, Sanctity of Life

A Few Initial Thoughts From ‘Puter on the Boston Massacre

The Gormogons Posted on April 16, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Sure, these firemen are South BostonMasshole hockey players, but on mostdays, they are the face of good and salvation to people in grave danger. As most other folks must be doing, ‘Puter’s spent some time thinking about the Boston Marathon … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Boston, Evil, Politics, Terrorism, Terrorists

Rest Assured: They Will Get the Guys

The Gormogons Posted on April 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

By the time you read this, you already will have heard 180° changes in the reporting, as to whether things happened or did not, whether certain parties were responsible or not. Predictably, the event was politicized by both sides in … Continue reading →

Posted in Boston, Law Enforcement, Terrorism, Terrorists

BREAKING: ‘Puter Stuns Scholars, Reveals Shakespeare’s Heretofore Unknown Anti-Tax Polemic

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

If it walks like a tyrant, and talks like atyrant, it’s probably a tyrant. ‘Puter woke up this morning in the Castle’s archives, located several planes of existence below the Castle’s library. Or before the Castle’s library. Or among the … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Bankruptcy, Barack Obama, Government spending, Henry V, Obama Administration, Shakespeare, Taxes

“Fair Share, ‘Puter’s Pudgy Middle-Aged Ass!”: Tax Day Rant

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

They didn’t call him LearnedHand for nothing. He was oneof America’s greatest jurists, bar none. After ‘Puter, of course. Here’s several things to keep in mind today as we Fifty Three Percenters suck it up and support the freeloading loafers … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Flat Tax, Liberal Idiots, Stupid Politicians, Taxes

Arms Trade Treaty: Good, Bad, or Ugly?

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And lo, verily does Island Dweller throw down a little jotting: Most illustrious Sultan of the Steppes: Your faithful minion, though he be surrounded by water on all sides, still manages to maintain periodic contact with a former co-laborer for … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, Firearms, Gun control, Guns, Island Dweller, Liberals, Mailbag, Progressives, Republicans, Second Amendment, Tenth Amendment, United Nations, United States Senate

10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About 10 Things Lists

The Gormogons Posted on April 14, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Think you know what it takes to put together a Ten Things You Didn’t Know list? After a short, challenging introduction that says really nothing, you decide to see if indeed the author has some arcane bit of trivia you … Continue reading →

Posted in Journalism, Media

Tipping Points: Why Gosnell Matters

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This is a particularly embarrassing Tweet: On Gosnell “blackout,” where were conservatives before this week? salon.com/2013/04/12/con… via @salon — Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) April 12, 2013 It is difficult to determine whether CNN’s shockingly clueless Donna Brazile really believes this herself, … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, CNN, Government Run Healthcare, Government spending, Gun control, Infanticide, Leftism, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Murder, Social Media, Twitter

Social Media

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT got thinking about the beginning of the trial of Dr. Kermit Gosnell (see The Czar’s post below) after seeing a segment on Fox News’ The Five.  We’ve been through a number of social media trending posts/images with various colored … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Facebook, Meme, Murder

Your Fair Share is 17%

The Gormogons Posted on April 12, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Would you like a side of deductions with that? Gentle Readers, President Obama filed his tax returns. When you calculate his rate ‘Dr. J.’ style, that is Total Tax/Total Income, it comes to 16.2% compared against Dr. J.’s 22.3%. Now … Continue reading →

Posted in Accountants, Dr. J., Dr. J. Style, Flat Tax, Jay Carney, Joe Biden, Taxes, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Importance of the Gosnell Horror Story

The Gormogons Posted on April 12, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

By now, you already know way too much about the Kermit Gosnell horror story—and you heard about it from conservative blogs, Twitter, and Facebook. You certainly have seen or heard little coverage from the MSM. Let us be certain—they are … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Culture of Death, Death, Government Control, Government Worship, Gun control, Guns, Journalism, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Murder

Phased Particle Small Arms Are Not Subject to Ballistic Quirks

The Gormogons Posted on April 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, you fish for compliments and you get some. Although it is possible there is a large degree of sarcasm in the following: O Dread and Awfully-Humble Awfulness: We the Minions are indeed impressed by your marksmanship. We also hope … Continue reading →

Posted in Alcohol, Good, Mailbag, Minion, Nightfly

Pro-choice: A Primer

The Gormogons Posted on April 11, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Lucy VanBloomberg Dr. J.’s buddy Jamie Jeffords linked to this American Perspective post in his weekly Blogroll Spotlight. Nothing we haven’t heard before, but just a reminder of the progressive mindset. Dr. J.

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Posted in Abortion, Firearms, Michael Bloomberg, Peanuts, Pop, Pro-Choice, Progressives, Religion, Tobacco

Gun Review: Ruger SR9 and Ruger LC9

The Gormogons Posted on April 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, you put the Царица in charge of date night, and you gotta expect something like this. After a superb dinner at a nearby Szechuan place, the Czar was asked to drive to our favorite shooting range for an evening … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun Review, Guns, Shooting

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The Gormogons Posted on April 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

From, of course, Dr. Boli. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all … Continue reading →

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Legalized Illegal Immigration: Turning Gay Marriage On Its Ear

The Gormogons Posted on April 10, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…literally, as Joe Biden would say. Dr. J. suspects that his progressive drone classmates and colleagues on Facebook are getting marching orders from somewhere.  Old and Busted Folks are knocking their pink and red equals signs on their sides, in … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Dr. J. Style, Facebook, Gay Marriage, Meme, Progressives, Twin Towers

Should We Be Worried About Common Core?

The Gormogons Posted on April 10, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The only thing common to Common Core education standards is that there seems to be something in it to annoy everyone. Forward! Go all loyal student with Common Core teachings to make smart America for all envy of world! Unless … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Education, Glenn Beck, Government Control, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Teaching

Save Even One Child? How About Thousands?

The Gormogons Posted on April 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The President is of course entitled to say any dumb thing he wants. But he lowers himself into idiocy with his speech about gun control. Most damning is his throwaway, cutesy-pie comment that if there was one thing we could … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Barack Obama, Gun control

Hearken!

The Gormogons Posted on April 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of … Continue reading →

Posted in Val Kilmer the Thirteenth Imam

Facebook Idiot of the Week

The Gormogons Posted on April 9, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Stick with the Caribbean vacations, stay away from the politics, girlfriend… Dr. J. has a former colleague who despite her critical care bona fides always struck him as a dim bulb. It might be that she dressed like she was … Continue reading →

Posted in Legally Blonde, Second Amendment

Our Lil Obama’s Growing Up?

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. was reflecting on the approach that President Obama’s been taking with the public in his second term rather than his first term. During the first term, and on some issues in the second term, he reminds Dr. J. … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Dr. J. Style, Dune, Freedom, Ice Cream, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Star Wars, The Obama Amateur Hour

Dr. J. ran the numbers…

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2013 by Dr. J.January 13, 2015

The Emergency Room, we’re not just for emergencies anymore… Dr. J. got sleepy when he was typing his last post, so he forgot about getting to his point which was that medicine evolved to the point where the regulations and … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, ObamaCare

NYT Editors Get One Right: Immigration Edition

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Liberals should ask themselves whether they’d prefer to live next door to low skill,welfare seeking illegal immigrants or degreed, bilingual, taxpaying high skillimmigrants like the ones ‘Puter works with.  Imagine ‘Puter’s surprise when he found himself nodding in agreement with … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Immigration, New York Times - NYT, Stupid Politicians

Breaking the Nork Impasse

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Excellent views from the upper levels. And they finally got rid of that crane at the top. By the way, for some good laughs, read the reviews. A modest proposal arrives via carrier pterosaur outside yon Castle window: Dear Czar … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, North Korea

Healthcare delivery needs to be easier!

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Mrs. Dr. J. was battling a GI bug for the better part of last week. By Thursday she was so rundown, and felt sufficiently weak that after discussing her symptoms with her PCP by phone, it was decided … Continue reading →

Posted in Mrs. Dr. J., ObamaCare

BG is teh Awsum

The Gormogons Posted on April 6, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Long-time brainpowerfulness BG writes in: Your Czariness – Jonah Goldberg initially pointed me in the direction of Castle Gormogon. So it’s immensely satisfying to me when someone responds to a post of mine as below. rulierose @bg • 20 hours … Continue reading →

Posted in Club Gormogon, Friend of Gormogons, Illegals, Immigration, In English Please, Jonah Goldberg, Mailbag, Minion, Minions

Honesty Time

The Gormogons Posted on April 6, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Conservatives, by and large, seem to be having all sorts of moments of clarity lately. You know—maybe we need to be a little more honest about things. Likewise, it is probably time for liberals to do the same thing. Here … Continue reading →

Posted in Defense spending, Government Run Healthcare, Government spending, Gun control, Jobs, Liberals, ObamaCare, Unemployment

In Which an Adorable Teen Channels The Gormogons

The Gormogons Posted on April 5, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…well maybe not Puter as he’s a tad ribald. This young lady from the People’s Republic of Maryland area testifies at a hearing of Maryland legislators and decimates the arguments for stricter gunlaws in 3 minutes flat. If you’re not … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, People's Republic of Maryland, The Czar, The Inscrutable Mandarin

Can the President do anything but campaign?

The Gormogons Posted on April 5, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Let them eat ice cream! The President’s intransigence with regard to making the sequester budget cuts* as painful as possible for John Q. Publick when he has existing latitude to target so called cuts, and a House that wishes to … Continue reading →

Posted in Sequestration, Symbolism, The Obama Amateur Hour

Why AP Might Have A Great Idea

The Gormogons Posted on April 4, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Some people have been kvetching about the Associated Press’ decision to change their descriptions of individuals present in our country illegally. Sure, a lot of the initial criticism ran, use some euphemism that sanitizes what they’re doing! Nice job, AP. … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Associated Press, Immigration, Legal Words

Mailbag: Shooting and Looting

The Gormogons Posted on April 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

These came up while the Czar was washing blood off his hands in the men’s room. First up is JAB, who pops up from the Doublewide to tell an awesome story: Dear Mr. Mandarin and Your Czarness: Reading your “Literal … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Doublewide, Economics, Firearms, Global Economy, Government Control, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Island Dweller, Japan, Mailbag, North Korea, Shooting, South Korea, War

History Teaches Us Nothing

The Gormogons Posted on April 3, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Remember all the blame that was placed on Wall Street and the nefarious banks who preyed on people with low credit scores for the economic collapse that we have been struggling to overcome?  Maybe some of you even remember the … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, History, The Obama Amateur Hour

What China Is Doing In North Korea

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

In other good news, China is massing troops and having air and naval craft patrol their border with North Korea. One Chinese restaurant owner (one wonders what’s on the menu there) in a nearby border town expressed amazement over the … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Economics, Global Economy, Japan, North Korea, South Korea, War

Media’s Brackets Now Complete

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You weren’t the only one playing brackets this weekend. Take a look at the Mainstream Media’s bracket picks. How many did you call correctly? The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias

Seriously?!?!

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

And people wonder why the right really question what Planned Parenthood does, does with federal funds, and what they support. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Planned Parenthood

Nork News: What the Hell Are They Up To?

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

There has been some fair criticism recently that Americans are not taking the North Korean situation seriously. Understandably, Americans kind of tune out the raving idiocy that pops out of that country on borrowed Japanese social media. Additionally, many South … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Kim Jong Un, North Korea, Obama Administration, South Korea

The President is even less funny than Dr. J.

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

At least he thinks he’s funny. Apparently President Obama declared April “National Financial Capability Month.” Dr. J. is not amused. With manageable deficits, this sort of thing is funny. As we are approaching a tipping point, this shows that he … Continue reading →

Posted in Lirpa Loof, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mndy Mrnng Nws Wrpp

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, here are some headlines from around teh interwebz: The British government has appointed a ‘Lights Czar’ to police excessive electricity use in private businesses and homes British Scientists have found the genetic markers that predispose an individual to … Continue reading →

Posted in Daily News, Lirpa Loof

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