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Stupid Things Liberals Believe: Majority Approval Ends All Debate

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2014 by 'PuterApril 22, 2014

‘Puter wrote about Ms. Gunn Barrett’s dipstickery on the topic of New York’s unconstitutional SAFE Act yesterday. ‘Puter would like to revisit Ms. Gunn Barrett’s logic-challenged and fallacious letter to make a larger point about the quality of liberal thought … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Fascism, Firearms, Government Control, Gun control, Liberals, New York, Stupid People, Suck It Czar

New Yorkers Who Merrily Transgress Constitutional Rights: Idiot SAFE Act Supporters Edition

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2014 by 'PuterApril 21, 2014

The delightfully named executive director of New Yorkers Against Gun Violence, one Leah Gunn Barrett,* takes to the pages of today’s New York Times to display her ignorance of firearms, government and law, not necessarily in that order. Ms. Gunn … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Guns, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Second Amendment, Stupid People, Stupidity, Suck It Czar, Uncategorized

Dropping Crime in Chicago: Is Concealed Carry Responsible?

The Gormogons Posted on April 5, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

News came this morning that Otis MacDonald passed away. Mr. MacDonald is legendary in Chicago, and by rights ought to be as famous as Heller, Brown, and Wade. At the very least, as famous as Heller. Mr. MacDonald was a … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Crime, Firearms, Guns, Shooting, Supreme Court

Guns: How did I not know this?

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Confucius* is a bit of a gun-history nut. Skip this post if you suspect it won’t interest you. Apparently Confucius is not a big enough nut, as a hugely significant bit of trivia has thus far eluded his gaze. For … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Germany, Guns, Soviet Union

Shootouts and Training

The Gormogons Posted on February 21, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A quick followup on a topic that got some serious reads—the anatomy of police shootouts. Your Immensity; I’m well aware of human stress reactions (trying being 17, scared of heights, and being one of two Air Force pukes in Army … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Guns, Law Enforcement, Mailbag, Physiology, Retired Spook, Shooting, Shooting First

Shoot Outs

The Gormogons Posted on February 19, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This little note from the Retired Spook has much to unpack: Your Immensity: A recent news article seems to indicate that 103 rounds were fired by eight officers into a newspaper delivery truck. If memory serves, the range-to-contact was less … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Guns, Law Enforcement, Mailbag, Physiology, Retired Spook, Shooting, Shooting First

Lots of Gun News

The Gormogons Posted on February 15, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A falcon left a dead mouse on our windowsill yesterday. As the Czar went to flick it off the sill down into the guest parking lot, the Czar noticed a small note tied to its leg. Indeed, the note read … Continue reading →

Posted in Birds, Courts, Firearms, Guns, Mailbag, Second Amendment, Supreme Court, The Czar of Muscovy, U.S. Constitution

Gun Control Has a Duty to Retreat

The Gormogons Posted on February 14, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Did you hear that the Left has totally lost the gun control argument? No? Let us catch up. For years, in nearly every location, if you wanted to carry a firearm on you, you had to have a license or … Continue reading →

Posted in Courts, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Rights, Second Amendment, Supreme Court

Ghost and Bangs

The Gormogons Posted on November 12, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Ghost—perhaps our most mysterious operative, although today he was down in the Castle Cafetorium because on Mondays we usually feature that awesome French toast special, where you get two decent scrambled eggs on a separate plate so the syrup … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gormogon Operatives, Guns, Mailbag, Rifles

Part 2: That Venerable AR-15 (Now With Added RKB)

The Gormogons Posted on November 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar assumes that for every paragraph he writes, he loses 50% of his readership. In other words, the shorter the essay, the better. There are days he writes so many paragraphs that by the last one, he’s the only … Continue reading →

Posted in AR-15, Firearms, Guns, Rifles

Ah, the Venerable AR-15!

The Gormogons Posted on November 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Back in the 1990s, several hundred years ago, the rage was the AK-47 assault rifle. At the time, the AK-47 was blamed for all bad things, including high tides and illness among the cattle. Today, of course, the AR-15 is … Continue reading →

Posted in AR-15, Firearms, Guns, Rifles

Ignorance of History and Hidden Racism

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Typical mainstream media representative Cenk Uygur stepped in a pile of his own feces yesterday when he tweeted, evidently in response to the acquittal of George Zimmerman—who evidently will not be truly not guilty until 2016—the following: Ok, I give … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, History, Journalism, Media, Media Bias, Racism, Rant, Revisionist History, Social Media, Stupid People, Twitter

A Different July in Chicago?

The Gormogons Posted on July 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As you likely have heard, Illinois became the 50th state to join reality and legalize concealed carry. To be fair, implementation of this law will take a little while yet, but already people are watching to see what happens in … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Gang Violence, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Shooting, Stupid Politicians

Gun Review: Bushmaster XM-15

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar and the Mandarin went off shooting on Friday, and put rather a lot of rounds down different types of weapons. However, the Czar noted that he has never, somehow, done a review of a rifle. Not sure how … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun Review, Guns, Rifles, Shooting

Shooting and Lawyers. Two Words That Might Go Together

The Gormogons Posted on June 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Could the Czar be any happier than to have not one but two highly respected epistolarians offer sweet prose on different topics, each of which deserves a response. First, in order of arrival, is Borepatch, who delights us with a … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Congress, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Island Dweller, Lawyers, Mailbag, Military, Shooting, The law is an ass

Girls With Guns

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A popular video is shooting around the Internet in which Natalie Foster—a woman, evidently—is advocating two things: that women need to get into shooting because it’s fun, and that male shooters need to be supportive of women when shooting. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Shooting

Book Review: Beck’s Control

The Gormogons Posted on June 21, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has finished reading Glenn Beck’s latest book Control: Exposing the Truth About Guns and wanted to beat the Mandarin (a) to a book review and (b) with a hockey stick. We shall tackle (a) here today. The book … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Glenn Beck, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, READ A BOOK, Shooting, Shotguns, This book really sucks

An Island Dweller Two-Fer

The Gormogons Posted on June 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Two missives from Island Dweller worth sharing: Most exalted one,It seems the IRS agents who sang so freely about methods employed to harass and stymie conservative tax-exempt organizations in their application or renewal process have declined to identify those high-ranking … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois, Internal Revenue Service, Island Dweller, Law Enforcement, Scandals

Top Cop Not Hot Shot

The Gormogons Posted on June 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Chicago has had many fine police superintendents over the years, and when the Occupy twits hoped to stage a monster riot in Chicago a while back, Chicago’s Garry McCarthy showed superb organization and an understanding of how riots spread; he … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Guns, Illinois, Law Enforcement

Unintended Consequences: Cuomo’s Asinine Gun Laws Edition

The Gormogons Posted on May 31, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Gov. Cuomo demonstrates the danger offinger guns before Mayor Bloomberg joinshim on stage to introduce their jointlegislative proposal “Fingerguns UnderControl of Kids Kill Us Act,” or as it iswidely known, Cuomo’s FUCKKU Act. ‘Puter’s a casual hunter, and an even … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Andrew Cuomo, Firearms, Heller, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, New York, Second Amendment, Stupid Politicians

Quinn the Idiot

The Gormogons Posted on May 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

For all the sanctimony that Democrats fly on their recently multi-colored flag, they sure are into theatrics just as much as Republicans. Maybe more so, particularly in matters of good taste. In Illinois, beleagured—and that puts it mildly—governor Pat Quinn … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois, Quinn the Eskimo, Shooting, Stupid Politicians

Skepticism? Or Old-Fashioned Confirmation Bias?

The Gormogons Posted on May 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Michael Shermer usually does pretty good analysis, but one of his lesser-effort essays is being circulated around the Facebook these days: *#147;The Science of Guns Proves Arming Untrained Citizens Is a Bad Idea.” Dr. J. forwarded the Czar this essay, … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Guns, Journalism, Media, Media Bias, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, Scientific Measures, Shooting

Cutting Off Noses

The Gormogons Posted on May 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Be thankful the right-wing media is pushing this story out, because God know the rest of the media are hiding this story. An interesting analysis by Pew Research correlated two critical pieces of data: gun homicide rates are down by … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Conservatism, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Liberal Idiots, Liberals

Arms Trade Treaty: Good, Bad, or Ugly?

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And lo, verily does Island Dweller throw down a little jotting: Most illustrious Sultan of the Steppes: Your faithful minion, though he be surrounded by water on all sides, still manages to maintain periodic contact with a former co-laborer for … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, Firearms, Gun control, Guns, Island Dweller, Liberals, Mailbag, Progressives, Republicans, Second Amendment, Tenth Amendment, United Nations, United States Senate

Pro-choice: A Primer

The Gormogons Posted on April 11, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Lucy VanBloomberg Dr. J.’s buddy Jamie Jeffords linked to this American Perspective post in his weekly Blogroll Spotlight. Nothing we haven’t heard before, but just a reminder of the progressive mindset. Dr. J.

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Posted in Abortion, Firearms, Michael Bloomberg, Peanuts, Pop, Pro-Choice, Progressives, Religion, Tobacco

Gun Review: Ruger SR9 and Ruger LC9

The Gormogons Posted on April 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, you put the Царица in charge of date night, and you gotta expect something like this. After a superb dinner at a nearby Szechuan place, the Czar was asked to drive to our favorite shooting range for an evening … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun Review, Guns, Shooting

Mailbag: Shooting and Looting

The Gormogons Posted on April 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

These came up while the Czar was washing blood off his hands in the men’s room. First up is JAB, who pops up from the Doublewide to tell an awesome story: Dear Mr. Mandarin and Your Czarness: Reading your “Literal … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Doublewide, Economics, Firearms, Global Economy, Government Control, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Island Dweller, Japan, Mailbag, North Korea, Shooting, South Korea, War

Literal Call To Arms: The Anti-Gun Freefall

The Gormogons Posted on March 29, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A chat at the Gormogon lobby bar the other day between Mandarin, Borepatch, and the Czar encouraged the Czar to paint this rather interesting analogy. Indeed, this might be one of the most enduring images of the debate—rather than the … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Government Control, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Shooting

Editorial Bias Against Guns Out of Control

The Gormogons Posted on March 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Psychologists ought to be studying the strange disconnect between the Right and Left when it comes to perception of media bias. The Right has, for a long time now, been supplying fairly inarguable evidence that the news media is tilted … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Shooting, Shooting First

Copy and Paste Progressivism

The Gormogons Posted on March 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Know what has gotten to be so obvious that it has become a cliché? Progressivism. Notice how every state in the union suddenly has a bill on the table about firearms. And notice how oddly similar they all are. Americans … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Legislative Proposals, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, Progressives, Shooting, Stupid Politicians

The Boy Who Muttered Something About Wolves

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Remember about thirty-five years ago, when the Sequester was going to utterly destroy societies, completely annihilate Western thought, and thoroughly split infinitives? And it didn’t happen, and the President plunged in the polls? And then he made a series of … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Firearms, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Meteorology, Sequestration, Unintended Consequences

Spending Spree

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar was in need of new boots lately, as his previous pair of boots lost their ability to keep out snow and blood. Any excuse to go Bass Pro Shop, really, as they have very nice inexpensive and not … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Guns, Shooting

No, DHS is Not Using Civilian Photos For Target Practice

The Gormogons Posted on February 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Long-time reader Mark Spahn of Seneca, New York, is head of our recently inaugurated Caring & Sharing Division. He notified the Czar of a genuinely weird story involving the Czar’s long-time annoyance—the Department of Homeland Security, under Janet “Concrete Blonde” … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Homeland Security, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Government Control, Guns, Shooting, Shooting First

Ammunition for the Argument

The Gormogons Posted on February 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar was having dinner the other night with a police detective with whom he is well acquainted. The Czar asked if he was the one who bought up all the Czar’s ammunition. The detective smiled politely and mentioned how … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Homeland Security, Firearms, Gun Ownership, Guns

GunMail

The Gormogons Posted on February 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

ScottO writes in in response to the Czar’s review of the Ruger P89. Dread and Powerful Czar, I have one thing to say about your italicization of bona fide: Merci beaucoups! FWIW, bona fide is not recognized as English by … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Guns, Mailbag, Shooting

Gun Review: Ruger P89

The Gormogons Posted on February 7, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Because despite all the back-and-forth on the Second Amendment lately, we have not had a bona fide gun review on here for a while. And yes, the Czar is the kind of guy who italicizes bona fide even though it … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun Review, Guns

More Not Mocking

The Gormogons Posted on February 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Very alert and long-time follower mastermind EC writes in: Okay: This is much ado about nothing, but four points: 1. President Obama is depicted firing an over and under shotgun. Why is there a wisp of smoke about 8″ back … Continue reading →

Posted in Doublewide, Firearms, Guns, Shooting, Shooting First, Shotguns, The Obama Amateur Hour

Do Not Laugh at the President; Verily It Annoys Him

The Gormogons Posted on February 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

See? The President is too macho and tough! Like Reagan! Even though we were told that there were no pictures of the President shooting, suddenly someone comes up with one in the same amount of time it would take to … Continue reading →

Posted in Doublewide, Firearms, Guns, Shooting, Shooting First, Shotguns, The Obama Amateur Hour

Shooting Skeet, Or Shooting Bull

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

RKB writes into the Czar with an appropriately supplicating tone: Oh great and dreadful Czar, She isn’t using a pump shotgun, which tells the Czar she knows about shooting clays. Bet she knows the President lied about his experiences based … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Shootin' Critters Dayud, Shooting, Shotguns, The Obama Amateur Hour

Revealed: Media Lying About Assault Rifle (Maybe Not)

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Essential Update at the end Well, now that Americans have forgotten about Sandy Hook and are all excited excited excited for the President’s inauguration tomorrow (Obama 2.0? More like Obama 1.1), okay, well, now the story is getting out that … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Guns, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, Shooting, Shotguns, The Inscrutable Mandarin, The Mandarin

Mailbag: Plez Rite Moar Bout Gunz

The Gormogons Posted on January 19, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, a lot of our mailbags have been filling up with gun talk, but not because any of us wanted to go there, but because once again the Left dragged us there so they can replay another failed lecture on … Continue reading →

Posted in Animal House, Firearms, Government Control, Gun control, Guns, Mailbag, Shooting, The Obama Amateur Hour

The President is Losing It

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

History will vindicate my memory.—James Buchanan The worst president ever.—History The suggested gun rights legislation should be of enormous interest to political bird watchers like yourselves. Perhaps you don’t own or even care about firearms; even so, what’s happening now … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Constitutional Law, Firearms, Gun control, Guns, Harry Reid, President, Shooting, The Obama Amateur Hour, United States Senate

Obama’s Paper Tiger Target

The Gormogons Posted on January 17, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

For those of you who read our site here, but do not follow us on Twitter, you might be wondering what our reactions to the ObamaScare report were. “No, no, Jimmy!” Relax—it’s a Photoshop, Mr. President. Briefly: a tremendous waste … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Firearms, Government Control, Gun control, Guns, Shooting, Shotguns, The Obama Amateur Hour

When Seconds Count

The Gormogons Posted on January 15, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A big welcome back to LTC Dan, from whom we have not received a message in far, far too long. We appreciate the Colonel’s presence here at the Castle, and are most interested in his question: Sir, I found “Reading … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Friend of Gormogons, Gang Violence, Guns, Law Enforcement, Mailbag, Second Amendment, Shooting, Shotguns

Reading the Second Amendment Fully

The Gormogons Posted on January 14, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Chief Jay writes in with a disturbing amount of supplication, even for a power-mad despot such as the Czar. Check out the second sentence in particular: Mighty, Fearful Czar and Fellow Inmate of the Peoples Democratik Republik of Illinois; I … Continue reading →

Posted in Bill of Rights, Constitutional Law, Firearms, First Amendment, Guns, Rights, Second Amendment, Shooting, U.S. Constitution

As Long As We’re Restricting Amendments

The Gormogons Posted on January 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Fair is fair. The media have declared the Second Amendment ineffective. We get it. But guns are only half the problem, right? Someone has to pull the trigger. So in the same spirit that the media are looking out for … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Guns, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, Shooting, Stupid People, Stupidity

Illinois Bills to Ban Firearms Failed

The Gormogons Posted on January 4, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Right now, a lot of firearm enthusiasts in Illinois are in a panic, with emails flying around urging immediate action! Illinois legislators are planning to pass a sweeping bill that will outlaw everything you like, from magazines, to pump shotguns, … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Guns, Illinois, Shooting

Help Defend the Second Amendment

The Gormogons Posted on January 3, 2013 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Here is a quick link to a petition gathering web site for the defense of the 2nd Amendment – click here The MandarinThe Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined the order in 1309, and introduced the Gormogons into England … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, NRA, Second Amendment, Shootin' Critters Dayud, Shooting

The Pathetic Media

The Gormogons Posted on December 28, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Tying up some loose ends here. The last two weeks, thanks to the Portland shooter, the Sandy Hook shooter, and the New York firefighter assassin, have triggered a hypocritical caterwauling from the liberal progressives about removing guns completely from the … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Guns, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, Shooting, Shotguns

NRA Speech Had Major Flaws

The Gormogons Posted on December 22, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Three things were wrong with Wayne LaPierre’s speech on behalf of the National Rifle Association. Some of us are members of the NRA, by the way, while some of us are not. Even so, and even though the NRA tends … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, Shooting

Magazines By Mail

The Gormogons Posted on December 20, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Figures there would be nitpickers. Well, maybe that’s unfair; perhaps they are sincerely concerned. Long-term Operative BG takes a break from training sea turtles to carry encoded messages to our trained attack infantry whales (The GormoPodForce™) to hector the Czar … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Guns, Mailbag, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Shooting

Helping the Media With Their Obsessions

The Gormogons Posted on December 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Okay, the Czar is willing to compromise on an assault weapons ban. He recommends Congress quickly pass the following restrictions through: The following weapons (“assault weapons”) shall be banned from sale effective the date of passage: Weapons with a detachable … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Guns, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Shooting

Nothing Will Change

The Gormogons Posted on December 18, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Liberals want to have a “national conversation” on the subject of guns. Uh-oh! Whenever liberals want to have a national conversation about anything, what they mean is that they want you to shut up with your reality-based facts and figures … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Guns, Mrs. The Czar, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, Schools, Shooting, Teachers

Finally: Concealed Carry in Illinois!

The Gormogons Posted on December 11, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Imagine the surprise the Czar got when he found out that a federal court has not only struck down Illinois’ concealed carry ban, but has ordered the legislature to draft a new law in 180 days or less. This means … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Illinois, Shootin' Critters Dayud, Shooting, Shotguns

Chicago’s Gun Laws Make Chicago Safe. No, Wait.

The Gormogons Posted on November 30, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Not all the news is bad, you know. Just as conservatives bemoan the potential loss of many of their social arguments, they are decisively and quickly winning one of their most popular: legalized firearms. A couple of Supreme Court victories … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Chicago Political Machine, Firearms, Gang Violence, Guns, Illinois, Quinn the Eskimo, Shooting

Gun Review: H&K P30

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, at least the Czar does not have to grouse that we haven’t had a good gun review lately. We just did one yesterday. The Heckler und Koch P30. Remember to pronounced the last word “Coke” to sound authentic. And … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun Review, Guns

Gun Review: Beretta PX4 Storm

The Gormogons Posted on November 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar begins every firearm review with some variant of the phrase “It has been a while since our last gun review.” Not the next one. But for this one, yes, it has been a while. The Beretta PX4 Storm. … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun Review, Guns

Bogeyman: Why The Press Screws Up Firearm Stories

The Gormogons Posted on July 29, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Since the Aurora, Colorado, shootings, gun sales are up nationally, either despite the media’s fear and terror about firearms, or because of the media’s fear and terror. Firearms are the media’s biggest bogeyman. And like all bogeymen, this fear is … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Shooting, USA Today

Mail from a Male and a Female

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Special Operative Brass is one of the Castle weaponsmithies, and he reminds us: Dear Dread and Frightful Czar, The reason the EPA dropped the ban [proposed for lead bullets, referenced here] was the Republicans in Congress actually grew a pair … Continue reading →

Posted in Andrew Jackson, EPA, Firearms, Guns, Mailbag

The First Dying Gasps of Gun Control

The Gormogons Posted on June 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar attended an open house for an outdoor rifle and pistol range this weekend, much as he has done for the last few years. This particular weekend though found the place overwhelmed with attendees. Yeah, this event is crowded … Continue reading →

Posted in Fast and Furious, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Guns, Second Amendment, Shotguns

Stand Your Ground & The Castle Doctrine

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Gormogons have not commented much (except perhaps on Twitter) concerning the death of teenager Trayvon Martin, pending a lengthy examination of the facts—which seem to be much in dispute, due entirely in part to an over-zealous mainstream media pillage … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Main Stream Media, Media Bias

Hitting the Second Amendment Fast and Furious

The Gormogons Posted on March 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Trust us in our ability to predict things. But what’s worse than the old Cassandra complex, in which you rail that no one believes your predictions until after they come true? When people tend not to listen, but then go … Continue reading →

Posted in Eric Holder, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Liberal Fascism, Mitt Romney, National Review, Newt Gingrich, Obama Administration, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul

Libs + Guns = Nonsense

The Gormogons Posted on February 21, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Left should just admit they don’t know anything about firearms. Those of us on the Right who embrace firearms know this already—one of the safest bets in all of gambling is linking an anti-gun crusader to ignorance about firearms. … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Illinois, Shooting, Stupid Politicians

Yep. Absolutely Yep.

The Gormogons Posted on January 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Operative CN writes in with a quip so great the Czar laughed at its brilliance! Regarding your recent article, “Isn’t There Anything Bad We Can Find In This?”, here’s the headline as would be reported by gun control groups: “Teen … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Mailbag

Isn’t There Anything Bad We Can Find In This?

The Gormogons Posted on January 22, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Seems two teenage thugs tried to commit a violent robbery of a Spartanburg, SC, Waffle House. Except a customer, packing heat, shot and killed one of the bandits as they were about to fire their weapon. The other bad guy … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns

Eye of Newt

The Gormogons Posted on January 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

MC writes in a binary palindromes sometimes, with a letter starting 0101 but tending in 1010. Very clever. And not only did Lincoln know someone named Kennedy, but Lincoln knew a Hanks, while Kennedy was known to sneeze into a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Borepatch, Election, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Mailbag, Newt Gingrich

16th Debate, 2nd Amendment

The Gormogons Posted on January 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar was interested to learn that tonight was the GOP’s sixteenth presidential debate. Yikes. Anyhow, the five remaining candidates generally did well. Santorum, Gingrich, and Perry were strong, forceful, and explicit in their views. Romney seemed a little faltering … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Second Amendment

Eh, So The Czar Can Make Mistakes

The Gormogons Posted on January 12, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar remembers things. He remembers the Mark Fiorino case, in which Fiorino strapped on a .40 Glock, as fully allowed by Pennsylvania law, and walked by two Philadelphia police officers. Officers immediately ordered him to surrender the weapon, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns

Holder: The Jig Is Up

The Gormogons Posted on December 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Michael A. Walsh, of the New York Post sums up perfectly what the Czar has been thinking: what if everything US AG Eric Holder testified over the last couple days was true. If so, here is your attorney general: he … Continue reading →

Posted in Eric Holder, Firearms, Gun control, Guns, Second Amendment, Stupid Politicians

Answering the Call

The Gormogons Posted on December 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Answering the mail call, that is. The Czar has four unread messages. First up is Operative FJR, who etched this onto a small grain of rice and slipped it into the Czar’s Burmese Beef: I do a lot of outdoor … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Firearms, Guns, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Hunting, Mailbag, Shootin' Critters Dayud, Video games

Finding Ways to Make Shooting Even More Expensive

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

FJR brings up a great observation: we have not had a firearm-related post up for a while. Dread and awful Czar, Followed a youtube link from Borepatch and stumbled on to this cool video showing dragon’s breath shotgun ammo. Thought … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Shootin' Critters Dayud, Shooting

Mailbag – Just Desert Edition

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative ME writes in regarding Dr. J.’s sufferings at the hands of Rebecca Roberts: Dr. J., As a once and future resident of Arizona, I thank you for the link to NPR segment with Ms. Roberts and the caller from … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Mailbag, night of the comet, NPR, zombie apocalypse

The Czar Works A Miracle. Or Not.

The Gormogons Posted on July 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, the Czar is not taking any credit for this. Illinois governmental liberals want to release the names of all Illinois firearm owner identification (FOID) card holders, in order to embarrass them so they never want to own or hold … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois, Privacy, Second Amendment

Negligence and Accidence. Er…Accidents

The Gormogons Posted on July 3, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Our good neighbor (well, he is the kind of neighbor who strolls out to get the morning paper wearing only his underwear) Uncle Jay writes in with this very interesting update: Oh dread & awful Czar— Re: Some shooting ranges … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Guns, Second Amendment, Shooting, Suicides

A .30-06 for 1066? Hastings Makes Wastings

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Man, the Czar hates when people ask him to cite sources, because then we all find out what little work we actually do around here. Oh, dread and mighty Czar, I read with interest your post on the baloney reasons … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Second Amendment, Shooting

Ranges in Chicago? Maybe. But Probably Not.

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, we go from not having nearly enough firearm-related posts to having way too many at once. And the Czar will admit he is to blame for the latter. Maybe the former, too. But Confucius* alerted the Czar via Twitter … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Rahm Emmanuel, Shooting

More Guns!

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dread, ominous, invincible, etc… Please explain the quirk of Illinois voting that allows a bill to have enough votes to override a veto, but not enough votes to make it to the governor? Was it shot down in committee or … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Illinois, Jonathan Last

The Inevitable Trajectory

The Gormogons Posted on June 27, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If the Czar were a professional gun control advocate, he might think about grabbing a box, getting some of the best office supplies, taking down the poster of the kitten hanging by her front paws on a clothesline, and heading … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Second Amendment

Illinois Getting Serious About Concealed Carry

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Illinois is slowly moving toward concealed carry. Legislation is under way that will allow Illinois residents, 21 and over and in good legal standing, the ability to carry concealed. On the one hand, this is good news for Illinois residents; … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns

FOIA + FOID = FUBAR

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Sometimes the Czar doesn’t even get a chance to become enraged. For example, the Czar found out recently that there was a movement afoot to release names of Illinois firearm identification holders to the public. Evidently, the Associated Press—for reasons … Continue reading →

Posted in Associated Press, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois, Stupid People, Stupidity, Unintended Consequences

Excedrin AK

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

With only 127 days to go before we ring in the New Year, here is a little cautionary tale as to why firearms and alcohol don’t mix. Come to think of it Your Mandarin has had an awful headache ever … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Headaches, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Dodging the Bullet

The Gormogons Posted on July 12, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Secret Operative TB writes in on the Czar’s review of a few .40 caliber handguns: Sounds like you are qualified to give us your best-.40-4-teh-$ opinion. That is, if you’re willing to say, ‘cause you seem a bit reticent to … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun Review, Guns, Mailbag, Shooting

.40 Round Up

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

We haven’t had a good gun post here in a while. So the Czar, like a few of the G-boys around here, is a fan of .40 caliber weapons. Here is a round up of things we like or do … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun Review, Guns, Shooting

Gun Review: Sig Sauer P226

The Gormogons Posted on February 17, 1994 by The Czar of MuscovyFebruary 17, 1994

The Czar had the opportunity today to fire the Sig Sauer P226, a slick-looking 9mm pistol today. The weapon has become the flag ship of the venerable Sig Sauer line, and it is easy to see why. The Sig Sauer … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun Review, Guns, Shooting

A Better Bullet

The Gormogons Posted on December 9, 1986 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 9, 1986

There never was much wrong with the venerable .45 ACP, or the 9mm. Both have been around for decades. But the .45 is a big ugly, slow round that limits how much you can put into a handgun, and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Guns, Shooting

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