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‘Puter on Planned Parenthood: A Study In Hubris (Theirs) And Schadenfreude (His)

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2015 by 'PuterJuly 30, 2015

Our readers surely have seen or read about Planned Parenthood’s current troubles. Enterprising pro-life activists went undercover and taped Planned Parenthood executives and employees discussing fetal organ sales and the abortion process in callous, inhuman terms.* Planned Parenthood is now … Continue reading →

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The Truth Behind the Boy Scout Decision

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 28, 2015

The Czar remains a huge advocate for The Boy Scouts of America (and Girl Scouts, too!). Although some under-educated right wing commentators have incorrectly bad-mouthed the manliness of the BSA recently, the fact remains that Scouting is a dirt-cheap way … Continue reading →

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NYT’s Editors Want Your Young Daughters To Shower With Horny Boys At School Because You’re A Bigot Or Something

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2015 by 'PuterJuly 27, 2015

The New York Times editors are wrong. This is not exactly news. But today, the editors plumb the depths of just how wrong allegedly intelligent, educated people can be.* Take a moment and read this editorial, helpfully titled “For Transgender … Continue reading →

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Airline Complaints

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2015 by GorTJuly 24, 2015

Sigh.  GorT isn’t a big complainer.  In fact, being around folks who do complain wear on GorT.  People get bad service, bad luck, and have bad experiences all the time.  And yes, sometimes GorT will share but I strive to … Continue reading →

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Progressive Gray

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 23, 2015

Boneman writes in after too long an absence to wax politically philosophic on Progressivism. Like a heavy gray blanket, the gray grip of progressivism continues to slowly smother the United States. Progressivism is the cancer that we all contracted more … Continue reading →

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Could Government Shrink?

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 22, 2015

Recently, the Czar grumbled about why the government grows and never will, in reality, shrink. This is a big issue for lots of people on both sides of the aisle, but only conservatives and libertarians seems to come up with … Continue reading →

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The Czar’s Ant-Man Review

The Gormogons Posted on July 20, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 20, 2015

The Czar was not expecting to see Ant-Man this weekend as the Цесаревич is just back from Цѣсарь Scouts Camp (merit badges in Serf Punching, Long Distance Shooting, Worst Aid, and Axemanship). But it turned out that after a good … Continue reading →

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WaPo Reporter Defends Open Borders Immigration Narrative At All Costs

The Gormogons Posted on July 20, 2015 by 'PuterJuly 20, 2015

Republicans are evil people who want nothing more than to separate hard-working brown parents from their cute-as-a-button children, at least according to Washington Post “reporter” Jenna Johnson. Today’s WaPo whipping boy is Scott Walker, smeared with innuendo in Ms. Johnson’s … Continue reading →

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Driverless Cars Are an Inevitability

The Gormogons Posted on July 20, 2015 by GorTJuly 20, 2015

Resistance is futile. Ok, maybe it’s not the Borg coming to take over the joys and pains of driving oneself, but GorT believes that if you look at the trends in technology and society, we will have mainstream driverless cars … Continue reading →

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Why Government Will Always Grow

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 17, 2015

Prior to Obamacare’s passage, there were about 18 million people uninsured. Today, the estimate of people uninsured is, well, 18 million. We’ve seen early on from the “revised downward” news reports (usually released on Fridays) after the launch of the … Continue reading →

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Krugman is an Idiot

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2015 by GorTJuly 14, 2015

Do people really read and buy what Paul Krugman writes?  GorT knows he’s jumping into ‘Puter’s playground of mockery here by taking on a Krugman op-ed in the NYT, but he just couldn’t let it fly past without comment. Krugman … Continue reading →

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Doctors Out Themselves As Communists in Letters to the NYT’s Editors; ‘Puter Is Not Amused

The Gormogons Posted on July 13, 2015 by 'PuterJuly 13, 2015

Doctors are the worst.* ‘Puter concluded doctors can suck his big, fat prickly pear after reading the New York Times letters to the editor yesterday. About eleventy gajillion** doctors wrote in to comment on the New York Times’ article “Medicare … Continue reading →

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More Left Spins

The Gormogons Posted on July 11, 2015 by GorTJuly 11, 2015

GorT has been meaning to write about Confederate flags, gay marriage, and a few other relevant topics, but the last few weeks have been a bit crazy for the shiny, silver robot.  However, when perusing his Facebook feed over the … Continue reading →

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All About Pluto

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 10, 2015

Well, the Czar is certainly all excited for the upcoming Pluto fast flyby! If you have been living under a rock for the last few years, in addition to liking Donald Trump’s campaign, you should also know that we finally … Continue reading →

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Numerology for Fun and Prophet

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 6, 2015

Hey, you know who’s still with us? As it turns out? It is mighty peculiar that the anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church is located in Topeka, Kansas, which has many postal zip codes of the form 666**. But while looking into … Continue reading →

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Unintended Intentions

The Gormogons Posted on July 1, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 1, 2015

Let it never be said the Czar doesn’t let JAB get another word or two in. Dear Your Czarness, Reading the post from Operative B made me think of other inconvenient, unintended consequences: I then asked him whether that included … Continue reading →

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