It’s been a while since any of us posted and I know we’ve covered this topic on Twitter and here as well but as I start commuting more I’m noticing these a bit more. So here we go with GorT’s … Continue reading →

‘Puter watches the Left’s reaction to last week’s Bruen ruling on gun rights and Dobbs ruling on abortion rights and marvels. Marvel is the wrong word, you say? What’s a better description for feeling when watches the Left’s utter insanity, … Continue reading →

This past weekend, the GorTs and the Puters got together for dinner, drinks, and conversation. At one point, we landed on the topic of education without recounting the entire conversation, Mrs. P and I agreed that now is the time … Continue reading →

Ohio House poised to eliminate permit requirements for carrying concealed weapons reads the headline on Cleveland.com (née, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, the Czar believes). This article is a great example of media following a template written for it by others. The … Continue reading →

Scene:   United States, Washington, DC, Capitol Hill Hart Senate Office Building, Room 216 Senate Judiciary Committee Hearings Supreme Court Nominee Confirmation Hearing August 2022 [Third day of hearings, late afternoon DC sun pours through the windows as the usual summer … Continue reading →

On a tip by the Volgi, I subscribe to Klon Kitchen’s “Kitchen Sync”. It’s a great summary of key items and their intersection with government, politics, or society, largely in or related to the Tech industry. He sent a link … Continue reading →

Desperate times call for desperate measures, of course. But when the measures get truly desperate, they also get truly goofy. Remember that scene in the Marx Brothers movie Go West, where they’re on a train that’s running out of coal? … Continue reading →

In this episode, ‘Puter, the Volgi, the Mandarin, and GorT talk about Cuomo (recorded before he stepped down), masking, rational debates, and much more.   GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive … Continue reading →

A little diversion for our listeners. The Czar talks about recent scientific breakthroughs and then we tune into some 2021 Olympic coverage of the 2020 Olympics….after this commercial.   The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и … Continue reading →

The Woke activists really think they won a major cultural victory with President* Biden signing a bill to make Juneteenth a federal holiday. Now, this probably won’t translate into a general day off for Americans, just as Columbus Day and … Continue reading →

Listen in to The Czar, Dr. J, The Mandarin, ‘Puter, and GorT as they discuss the governmental system of the United States, DC Statehood, the Senate, the Electoral College, and maybe a few other tidbits. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot … Continue reading →

The Narcissist Narcissists come in many flavors, with “harmless” being the most popular; however, a dangerous type of narcissist can ruin people’s lives, destroy reputations, and cost people their jobs—and often, the narcissist is oblivious to the damage he or … Continue reading →

The Czar, ‘Puter, and GorT gather to initially talk about TV and movies but spent more time, given current events, talking about politics and racism. We’ll patch in the TV/movie discussion into the next episode. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot … Continue reading →

Senators. Congressmen. Bureaucrats. Judges. Lobbyists. Media. We call these people “the establishment.” They consider themselves gods. But twilight comes for all, even the gods. Twilight is not readily definable, at least not in the vernacular. But we know it when … Continue reading →

Assuming there’s going to be a President Joe Biden* in January, he should realize that he has been given a very clear mandate on how to run the country. With a record number of voters casting ballots, few presidents have … Continue reading →

The Joe Biden presidency,* assuming there eventually is one, will always have an asterisk after its name due to the incredibly unlikely events which transpired on the evening of Election Day, 2020, and the days which followed. Reasonably, because Biden … Continue reading →

Looks like I don’t have to do a write up of the next debate. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, … Continue reading →

The Czar can’t remember when the Gormogons last had a multi-post debate, but GorT’s piece, ”We Missed an Opportunity,” echoes a conversation the Czar had at dinner with his elder boy, who not only asked the same questions GorT did, … Continue reading →

Operative AB needs to know more about body language, as he wants to be fluent in many bodies. He’s requested the above helpful guide, but got this instead. This cat is telling you he knows too much. The kid is … Continue reading →

Conservatives may not resort to temper tantrums (as often), vandalize private or public property, nor assume words have no consequences quite like Liberals do, but they do share an annoying trait: they can complain like anything! The irony is that … Continue reading →

AB has taken time off from microwaving fireworks in the kitchen to send a thought about Why Statues Topple. Czar… It’s even more simple that that. The people toppling the statues have zero connection to the past. They are either … Continue reading →

What do you call a journalist who learns from his mistakes? Unemployed. The media once again have absolutely no clue what’s going on, and are basically relying on what they’re reading on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram to regurgitate a mass … Continue reading →

This hasn’t been working for me lately. Something GorT did, I heard, but I seem to have found my way back in. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was … Continue reading →

The Czar talks about spirits…the alcoholic kind. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all … Continue reading →

Doc and some of the other Gormogons talk about COVID-19 GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from … Continue reading →

So amidst the Coronavirus, companies are struggling – particularly travel and hospitality industry ones, including bars, restaurants, etc. Various discussions around government bailouts have been started and a stimulus package is making its way through Congress. Former presidential candidate, Elizabeth … Continue reading →

You’ve heard the expression a bunch of times by now: “Get woke, go broke.” This simple four-word social media response often follows news stories about popular media events suffering huge financial losses after bending to Leftist diversity stereotypes. You heard … Continue reading →

‘Puter and GorT finish up the soccer discussion GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay … Continue reading →

Social Security. To even mention the words in other than the most laudatory tones is to invite the wrath of Democrats and old people. ‘Puter, of course, cares not what Democrats or old people think of him. ‘Puter cares only … Continue reading →

‘Puter’s been thinking a lot lately. It’s that time of the year, the beginning of the end of Upstate New York’s interminable season of frozen death. ‘Puter’s got plenty of time to brood, knocking back a Big Gulp or five … Continue reading →

‘Puter hopes you read his immediately prior blog post concerning the NYT editors’ daily letters page set-asides for women. That post was merely prelude to what ‘Puter really wanted to write about: the woman who started this ideologically masturbatory jihad … Continue reading →

Doc and GorT chat about TV, streaming, and movies with one of our favorite minions, Darthie (@Darth_Mommie on Twitter) GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return … Continue reading →

Your Czar is concerned with your health, and naturally has asked his Czarist Imperial Surgeon’s Office to prepare a bullet point list on how you can best protect yourself against the Corona virus, which is known as the Zombie Deer, … Continue reading →

At least, we think you did. Perhaps hope is a better word. Anyhow, the Gormogons are pleased to announce Season 3.0 of our award-not-winning-or-remotely-nominated podcast series is about to start production. This season promises even more episodes will be added … Continue reading →

The Internet has a lot of useful things, but as we all know, it has a lot of nonsense as well. While that indeed is obvious, even reasonable people can—from time to time—get lost in trying to determine which is … Continue reading →

If you’re like most Americans and are fortunate enough to have a 401(k), you probably noticed that it’s gone up by $2.6 million dollars for every hundred you have invested in it. The Czar exaggerates, of course, but returns right … Continue reading →

‘Puter pointed out this thread on Twitter earlier today and given the nuances of Twitter, some of our followers couldn’t read it. While someone posted images of it back to Twitter, I reached out and @Popehat agreed that I could … Continue reading →

Are you a citizen? No, not you. Your friends, family, and acquaintances who insist that “borders are only lines on a map.” Are they citizens? These are the kinds of questions that vex ‘Puter late into the evening as he … Continue reading →

At this point, impeaching Donald Trump is little more than an obvious media stunt. Although polls show that quite a few Americans support his impeachment, there’s a little reminder about polls that should pause anyone zealously hoping this means something: … Continue reading →

Your Czar is concerned with your health, and naturally has asked his Czarist Imperial Surgeon’s Office to prepare a bullet point list on how you can best protect yourself against the Zombie Deer virus, which is known as the Zika, … Continue reading →

A lot of people make a big deal about open-heart surgery, especially those undergoing it, but in fact it’s quite easy to do, the Czar figures. Think about it. The heart’s always in the same place, it makes itself pretty … Continue reading →

‘Puter’s an early riser. He routinely wakes between 04:30 and 05:00 without the assistance of an alarm. He loves the wee, small hours of the morning when the whole wide world is fast asleep. ‘Puter often uses this time to … Continue reading →

The Czar always suspected that grilling watermelon is a real possibility, and this weekend he took advantage of some old friends stopping by the dacha to do just that. Fortunately, the week before, one of the Czar’s neighbors introduced him … Continue reading →

Well, you long-time readers know the Castle Gormogon so well that you could walk to it from the Leaping Peacock with your eyes closed, which in fact is how ‘Puter and the Czar often have to do it. But we … Continue reading →

The Цесаревич has always been fascinated by politics at all levels (local, municipal, state, and federal…and spends a lot of time watching elections overseas, too), and rather unsurprisingly is considering political science as his college major. As he gets older, … Continue reading →

The Czar meant to post this over the weekend, but he so busy doing nothing important that he totally forgot. The Czar will answer your questions on whatever the name is of this latest Marvel movie. Is this movie as … Continue reading →

*GorT copies yesterday’s posts, updates names, pastes for the post today on the 2nd debate. Done* Well, reader, that would be the quickest way to get a summary of last night’s second round of of the NBC-Democrat-Train-Wreck-of-a-Debate but we here … Continue reading →

If you’re solidly into triple-digit IQs, you’ve already seen a bunch of Jackie Chan movies. You understand they’re brilliantly directed, with hilarious scenes, literally death-defying stunts, and action that begs to be rewound and watched again. Did he seriously just … Continue reading →

Today marks the 75th anniversary of Operation Neptune, the Allied assault on the beaches of Normandy, France as part of the broader Operation Overlord. Over 130,000 troops were landed, about 3,400 killed on or around the beaches during the assault, … Continue reading →