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A Gormotastic Day For Hobby Lobby!

The Gormogons Posted on June 30, 2014 by Dr. J.June 30, 2014

It is all as Dr. J. has foretold. The Supreme Court upheld the Religious Freedom Restoration Act of 1993 5-4. Dr. J. expected more intellectual honesty from the ladies (and Mr. Breyer) of the court, resulting in a 7-2 or … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Evidence Is

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2014 by GorTJune 29, 2014

Evidence is a strong teacher.  Children will hear their parents tell them to wear heavy coats when it is cold outside but argue and refuse, only to find out that the advice makes a lot of sense.  Based on the … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change

As Deep As A Sticker Is Thick

The Gormogons Posted on June 25, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 25, 2014

The Czar’s day-to-day annoyance level is pretty typical, and normally we shrug off morons who put political bumper stickers on their cars. Bumper stickers are written by and for people with a shallow understanding of the topic, but feel they … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

‘Puter’s Morning Dump

The Gormogons Posted on June 25, 2014 by 'PuterJune 25, 2014

‘Puter’s been busy herding cats and doing other folks’ jobs for them over the last several days. As such, he hasn’t had much time to cogitate on current events.  In ‘Puter’s own inimitable, ADHD addled style, here are a few … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right

NYT Gets Some Editing Help From Walmart

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2014 by GorTJune 23, 2014

If you haven’t seen this piece yet, it’s worth it.  The NYT ran an Op-Ed by Timothy Egan about Walmart and its payscales for employees – clearly advocating for a higher wage.  Walmart, in a very non-traditional corporate response, posted … Continue reading →

Posted in New York Times - NYT, Walmart

Commander-in-Nothing

The Gormogons Posted on June 20, 2014 by GorTJune 20, 2014

So, President Obama dropped a new one on us yesterday that was so bad, even the Washington Post is calling out his blunder. In a response to a question, “Do you wish you had left a residual force in Iraq? Any … Continue reading →

Posted in President

‘Puter’s Morning Dump

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2014 by 'PuterJune 19, 2014

Here’s what’s rattling around in ‘Puter’s head this morning, in no particular order. ‘Puter agrees with GorT. There’s precious little chance the IRS inadvertently “lost” Lois Lerner’s emails. To so thoroughly erase all traces of such emails requires more than … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Redskin PostScript

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2014 by Dr. J.June 18, 2014

From the Fox News link on the Redskins Trademark ruling, this quote from Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid: “Daniel Snyder may be the last person in the world to realize this, but it’s just a matter of time until he is … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Harry Reid, Liberal Fascism

Why stop with the Redskins?

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2014 by Dr. J.June 18, 2014

Today, the US Patent office ruled 2-1 that the Washington Redskins’ trademarks are patently offensive. What his means is that folks can make legally make Redskins memorabilia without paying royalties to Dan Snyder, the Redskins and the NFL. The Redskins, … Continue reading →

Posted in NFL, NHL, Redskins | Tagged Freedom, NFL, NHL, Obama Amateur Hour

The science is still settled…

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2014 by Dr. J.June 18, 2014

Dr. J. wrote on this subject over a year and a season ago, that is that new life begins at conception. That is scientific fact. It has stronger evidence than global warming, and certainly stronger evidence than man-made causes of … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, National Review, Science, Scientific Measures

More Lies

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2014 by GorTJune 18, 2014

While we’re on the kick of pointing out the lies that the Obama Administration has foisted upon the country, how about this one: Now pop over to this great piece on Forbes.com where they cite an analysis of 3,137 of … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, ObamaCare

Re: Shenanigans

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2014 by GorTJune 18, 2014

Operative SMR writes in the following: To the Puissant and Metallic GorTechie, Please do not allow the red herring of the “lost” emails. Remember Occam’s Razor. The emails are not “lost.” The administration is flat out lying. Again. Your trembling … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, Internal Revenue Service

I Call Shenanigans!

The Gormogons Posted on June 17, 2014 by GorTJune 17, 2014

GorT has been in the IT business as a full-time career for over 20 years and in and around computers since 1980.  The whole “IRS lost Lerner’s emails” is such a crock of shit that I’m not sure where to … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

The IRS Lost Those Emails? No Way.

The Gormogons Posted on June 16, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 16, 2014

Operative BJ writes in with something that has been bugging a lot of people, including your Czar, regarding the alleged loss of every critical Lois Lerner email—to and from—regarding the IRS scandal. Your Majesty, Even I, a lowly minion, am … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Visitor’s Guide to the Castle

The Gormogons Posted on June 15, 2014 by GorTJune 15, 2014

Just a quick mention that largely through the hard work of the Volgi, we are releasing a Visitor’s Guide to the Castle.  Many of you might not be aware of all the references made, the categories/hashtags of the posts, etc. … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica

Catch as Catch Can(tor) OR It’s the Oligarchy Stupid!

The Gormogons Posted on June 13, 2014 by Dr. J.June 13, 2014

The other night, Congressman Eric Cantor (R-VA) was soundly defeated in his primary by Virginia citizen David Brat. The punditosphere proceeded to navel gaze and read the tea leaves as it is not everyday, or even every primary, in which an … Continue reading →

Posted in New Atlantis, Uncategorized

Vergara v. California: The Opening Salvo in Democrats’ Looming Civil War

The Gormogons Posted on June 11, 2014 by 'PuterJune 11, 2014

Yeah, ‘Puter knows House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA7) lost his primary, but that’s not the most important political development from yesterday, and not by a long shot.* Less noticed but more important is Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Rolf … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Black America, Democrats, Education, Stupid People, Suck It Czar, Teacher Unions

Mailbag – Catching up with Dr. J.

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2014 by Dr. J.June 10, 2014

Gentle Readers, Superbusy is evolving into the new normal for Dr. J. Today’s mailbag has three letters. The first comes form Operative Run SMC regarding the Apple/Dr. J. Axis: Dear Dr. J., So, I think Apple knows who you all … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Goooooooaaaaalllllll!

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2014 by GorTJune 10, 2014

The FIFA 2014 World Cup starts Thursday and the talk of soccer in the United States is heating up.  Of course, most of the discussion centers around two topics: (1) how unlikely it is that the United States’ Men’s National … Continue reading →

Posted in Soccer, Suck It Czar

Obama’s “Free Crap for Everyone” Program: Student Loan Edition

The Gormogons Posted on June 9, 2014 by 'PuterJune 9, 2014

As everyone knows,* student loans are the sole reason today’s college graduates are unable to enter adulthood. This ginormous debt burden forces grads to decamp their college digs for their parents’ basements. We are told by our media betters that … Continue reading →

Posted in College, Economics, Education, Suck It Czar

Getting Grilled!

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2014 by GorTJune 6, 2014

The Czar’s post reminds me that we did in fact discuss some grilling/smoking stuff during the ad hoc Gormogonicon earlier this spring.  Much like the Czar, GorT has grilled all sorts of things.  As far as smoking in my vertical … Continue reading →

Posted in cooking

Grilling It Up

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 6, 2014

Curiously perhaps, but all six of the Gormogons who write on this site have some sort of skill with food. Some of us are better in the kitchen and some of us are better out in the backyard, but each … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Maybe It’s The Girls Who Changed

The Gormogons Posted on June 5, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 5, 2014

Your Czarness: Loved the analysis of girls’ volleyball! The Bubbas and I were watching SEC softball last week and I observed a lot of differences compared to SEC baseball, and it was not just the ponytails with team-color-ribbons in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Ultra Deep

The Gormogons Posted on June 5, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 5, 2014

A lot of folks are going rightfully nutso over a recent image taken by the Hubble telescope, which is aged and obsolete by all accounts. But boy, it can take some pictures. This is the photo that’s tearing it up … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

…or too much medicine is called an overdose.

The Gormogons Posted on June 4, 2014 by Dr. J.June 4, 2014

Gentle Readers, One of Dr. J.’s colleagues posted this meme on his Facebook page. It is emblematic with the problems of environmental leftists in particular and leftists in general. Their point is obvious. The pollution in cities in the early … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Mad science, Pollution

Obama, Bergdahl and the American Left

The Gormogons Posted on June 3, 2014 by 'PuterJune 3, 2014

America negotiated with terrorists to secure the release of a soldier* who, based on the facts available as of this posting, is likely a deserter. Not only did America break one of its most rigid rules to secure this soldier’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Guantanamo, Leftism, Liberals, Military, Suck It Czar, Taliban, Terrorists

Inside the VA

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 2, 2014

Just so we are clear, the Veterans Affairs problem still exists, but thanks to Shinseki’s resignation, they’re now one person short. So imagine this email we received from a doctor with inside information. What follows is not for the faint … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Volleyball Sure Has Changed

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 2, 2014

GorT normally covers kids playing sports—and trust your Czar on this one, but he has a cannon ready to fire on that—but the Czar quite by chance found himself attending a regional volleyball tournament over the weekend. No, the Czar … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

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