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But What About Hoover v Obama?

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 10, 2014

The Czar, you loyal readers will note, has long maintained that history’s judgment on President Obama would be particularly harsh. Evidently, history is not waiting. Last week, despite the intense suppression of the main stream media, the generally pro-liberal Quinnipiac … Continue reading →

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More Lies

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2014 by GorTJune 18, 2014

While we’re on the kick of pointing out the lies that the Obama Administration has foisted upon the country, how about this one: Now pop over to this great piece on Forbes.com where they cite an analysis of 3,137 of … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, ObamaCare

Re: Shenanigans

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2014 by GorTJune 18, 2014

Operative SMR writes in the following: To the Puissant and Metallic GorTechie, Please do not allow the red herring of the “lost” emails. Remember Occam’s Razor. The emails are not “lost.” The administration is flat out lying. Again. Your trembling … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, Internal Revenue Service

Stupid Is is Stupid Does

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Courtesy of intrepid Dougie P Fresh: Maybe there are only about 106,000 people that don’t care about their personal privacy information… For those not in the know…that drop down is showing the most frequent search terms and it clearly shows … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, ObamaCare

What Does This Say?

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

No, ‘Puter, I didn’t title this, “What does the fox say?” As part of the signup process on Healthcare.gov, users are presented with a Terms & Conditions page that they have to click accept.  We’ve all seen these before, whether … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, ObamaCare

Lest We Not Forget

The Gormogons Posted on November 17, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

A few months ago when the Benghazi, IRS, and the Fast & Furious issues were front and center and prior to the whole PP-ACA (a/k/a Obamacare) rollout debacle, the democrats – particularly President Obama and his mouthpiece, Jay Carney, were … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, Jobs, Jonathan Last, ObamaCare

…and I feel fine.

The Gormogons Posted on December 21, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Hmm…still standing… civilization was Rick-Rolled on a cosmic scale: Well played Mayans, well played! We’ll pay you back with some old blankets we have lying around… Dr. J.

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Posted in #fail, Apocalypse now, The Maya, The Obama Amateur Hour

Show me your friends….

The Gormogons Posted on October 22, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…and I’ll show you yourself. So says Mrs. Dr. J.’s mother, anyway. The Washington Times writes today of President Obama’s latest endorsements, from Vladimir Putin, Raul Castro, and the ever so charming Hugo (don’t call me Cesar) Chavez.  Let’s review … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, #FORWARD, 2012 Election, Communism, Communist Sympathizers, Cuba, Foreign Policy, Russia, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour, Venezuela

Hell froze over…

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

In the event Obamaphone’s aren’t enough, Obamapuppies are next! Yesterday, our local Gannett owned liberal rag, the Tennessean has endorsed a candidate for President, and it is none other than Mitt Romney. While the editors still manage to get in … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, 2012 Election, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Importance of Failure

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.  — Sir Winston “Bud” Churchill. America is creating a generation of eternal children. Children who are unable to deal with the real world.  Children who at 35 are … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, Baby Boomer, Generations, Intergenerational Warfare, Stupid People, Un-american, You Make the Baby Jesus Cry

#FORWARD is more like #BACKWARD

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Obama Campaign and its cyber-surrogates had a couple more twitter #fail s. Dr. J. and the Czar have both talked about  how the twitter sphere is the domain of the right, while Facebook is more of a home to the left. Now … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, #FORWARD, Dr. J., Progressives, The Czar of Muscovy, The Obama Amateur Hour, Twitter

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