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Olympics

The Gormogons Posted on August 10, 2021 by Dr. J.August 10, 2021

Join Doctor J, the Volgi, and GorT as they discuss the 2021 (2020) Olympics! GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for … Continue reading →

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10 Years!

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2018 by Dr. J.July 26, 2018

The Gormogons wish, collectively, all of you have enjoyed the last ten years of frivolity and pithy commentary. We’ve gone from a bunch of no-name jackasses with various dependency problems and a seldom-read website to, in only a decade, being … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Inside Trump’s Heart

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2018 by Dr. J.January 18, 2018

Gentle Readers, It’s been a while since Dr. J.’s posted, but the latest edition of ‘Teh Trumpzesz Must Rezign!!!!!!!!!@11!!!Eleventy!!@onE!!!!!!!’ pushes the narrative that Trump is too sick for office, unlike those strapping and robust Presidents Harding, Wilson, Roosevelt, Eisenhower and … Continue reading →

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The Vaporzez

The Gormogons Posted on November 10, 2016 by Dr. J.November 10, 2016

Gentle Readers, It wouldn’t be an election post mortem without all of your Gormogons providing commentary. Dr. J. was taken aback by the vast swaths of pussytude infecting the half of the voters that voted for Hillary Clinton in response to her … Continue reading →

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It’s Not Lupus or Sometimes Hoofbeats are from Zebras

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2016 by Dr. J.September 19, 2016

Dr. J. would like to apologize for his prolonged absence (except to Fred who probably welcomed Dr. J.’s prolonged absence). The Lil Resident fell ill about two years ago (the first of two major illnesses in two years), right at … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Listen to the Damn Monolith

The Gormogons Posted on February 9, 2015 by Dr. J.February 10, 2015

Apparently, the 2016 NASA budget involves sending a probe to the Galilean moon of Europa. Because of its frozen oceans, it has been speculated that organic material maybe present, and by extension, the conditions for (unintelligent) life to exist, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Predictions

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2014 by Dr. J.November 4, 2014

At coffee, this morning, Dr. J. asked his fellow Gormogons their predictions for election day: GorT chimed in first: “I think the Republicans will pick up about seven seats in the Senate putting them at 52. I think the GOP … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

A Time for Choosing – 50 Years Later

The Gormogons Posted on October 27, 2014 by Dr. J.October 27, 2014

The case for the conservative political philosophy was never made better than by then actor and former SAG president, Ronald Wilson Reagan: Given how far afield we’ve wandered since 2008, let alone 1981, it’s good for us to have a reminder … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Yosemite Vlad

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2014 by Dr. J.October 23, 2014

Dr. J. updated his computers to Yosemite (aka 10.10) the other day and was admiring the default wallpaper on his desktop computer from across the room. There was a profile in the side of the mountain. Not only that, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Clearing the Decks

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2014 by Dr. J.September 30, 2014

If you can’t win an election, run unopposed, right? President Obama was blessed not having to face legitimate opposition in his state senate or his senate runs because of untimely information released about his opponents sticky divorces (are there any … Continue reading →

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Does it come in Cavalier sizes?

The Gormogons Posted on September 19, 2014 by Dr. J.September 19, 2014

h/t Geeksaresexy.net Dr. J.

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If it’s not Scottish, it’s crap!

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2014 by Dr. J.September 18, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. finds Scotland’s bid for independence somewhere between cute and amusing. It would be like the gulf coast, or, perhaps California, Oregon and Washington voting to leave the U.S. depending on your point of view. The upside … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Hello Kitty – Anthropromorphic Cat or Demigoddess?

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2014 by Dr. J.September 15, 2014

Gentle Readers, Our beloved Hello Kitty has been making headlines lately. There has been debate among the chattering classes that the official [mouthless] spokesmodel of the Gormogons has been revealed not to be a cat, and is simply an albino … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Infographic – Pennywise, Demographic Foolish

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2014 by Dr. J.August 25, 2014

Gentle Readers, Before one of you gets all #waronwimmen on Dr. J. let him state, for the sake of full disclosure that his great-grandmother and grandmother died of breast cancer. His aunt ultimately died of complications from treatment for breast … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Movie Review – Guardians of the Galaxy

The Gormogons Posted on August 3, 2014 by Dr. J.August 3, 2014

Gentle Readers, Like Clan Czar, Clan J. took in the Guardians of the Galaxy this weekend. The four of us, Dr. J., Mrs. Dr. J., the Lil Resident and Lil Medstudent all loved it, This was no easy feat as … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Guardians of the Galaxy, I am Groot, Rocket Raccoon, This Movie Really Sucks

Xena – HYDRA Princess

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2014 by Dr. J.July 22, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. saw this casting news this morning. Lucy Lawless will be joining the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. cast this fall in an unspecified role for an unknown duration of episodes. Dr. J. would like to make a casting … Continue reading →

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Compare And Contrast

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2014 by Dr. J.July 18, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J.’s thoughts and prayers go out to the victims of the Malaysian Airline that appears to have been shot down in the Ukraine by Russian or pro-Russian forces. President Obama gave an odd forty second acknowledgement yesterday … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Long Distance Dedication to The Czar

The Gormogons Posted on July 16, 2014 by Dr. J.July 16, 2014

Gentle Readers, As you are aware, The Czar is, among other things, our Grammarian-in-Chief, a title Dr. J. will never own. Weird Al is back! He’s putting out parody videos like he’s back in the ’80s. Dr. J. suspects that … Continue reading →

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Happy Bastille Day OR The Fragility of Democracy

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2014 by Dr. J.July 14, 2014

Gentle Readers, Happy Bastille Day! This is just a friendly reminder as to how quickly democracy can transform into mob rule, and ultimately tyranny 2.0. and In the words of the greatest president in our lifetime, if not the 20th century, … Continue reading →

Posted in Freemasons, French Revolution

Tesla has his fanbase!

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2014 by Dr. J.July 10, 2014

Dr. J. loved GorT’s tribute to Nikola Tesla, however, GorT didn’t quite get it right with regard to Tesla’s fan base. Back in the 1980s, the ladies loved Nikola, and indeed, Orchestral Manoeuvers in the Dark (OMD) made a video … Continue reading →

Posted in OMD, Uncategorized

The Change of Life

The Gormogons Posted on July 9, 2014 by Dr. J.July 9, 2014

No, not that change of life! Dr. J. spent a good amount of his training time in research related activities, and actually held a grant or two from the NIH at various times in his career. At a critical juncture … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Extraterrestrial Real Estate

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2014 by Dr. J.July 2, 2014

XKDC.COM posted this cartoon today: It shows the surface area of all of the solid celestial bodies in the solar system. Just like on heart, some real estate is better than others for building a home, it nevertheless is pretty cool. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged science, space, xkcd.com

Progressive Newspeak

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2014 by Dr. J.July 2, 2014

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Human_Fertilization.png One of Dr. J.’s hep-cat progressive friends from on teh Facebook posted this article  from the Atlantic during her wailing, rending of garments and gnashing of teeth as a consequence of the narrow-in-scope Hobby Lobby decision. The article tries, like so many, … Continue reading →

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A Gormotastic Day For Hobby Lobby!

The Gormogons Posted on June 30, 2014 by Dr. J.June 30, 2014

It is all as Dr. J. has foretold. The Supreme Court upheld the Religious Freedom Restoration Act of 1993 5-4. Dr. J. expected more intellectual honesty from the ladies (and Mr. Breyer) of the court, resulting in a 7-2 or … Continue reading →

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Redskin PostScript

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2014 by Dr. J.June 18, 2014

From the Fox News link on the Redskins Trademark ruling, this quote from Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid: “Daniel Snyder may be the last person in the world to realize this, but it’s just a matter of time until he is … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Harry Reid, Liberal Fascism

Why stop with the Redskins?

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2014 by Dr. J.June 18, 2014

Today, the US Patent office ruled 2-1 that the Washington Redskins’ trademarks are patently offensive. What his means is that folks can make legally make Redskins memorabilia without paying royalties to Dan Snyder, the Redskins and the NFL. The Redskins, … Continue reading →

Posted in NFL, NHL, Redskins | Tagged Freedom, NFL, NHL, Obama Amateur Hour

The science is still settled…

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2014 by Dr. J.June 18, 2014

Dr. J. wrote on this subject over a year and a season ago, that is that new life begins at conception. That is scientific fact. It has stronger evidence than global warming, and certainly stronger evidence than man-made causes of … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, National Review, Science, Scientific Measures

Catch as Catch Can(tor) OR It’s the Oligarchy Stupid!

The Gormogons Posted on June 13, 2014 by Dr. J.June 13, 2014

The other night, Congressman Eric Cantor (R-VA) was soundly defeated in his primary by Virginia citizen David Brat. The punditosphere proceeded to navel gaze and read the tea leaves as it is not everyday, or even every primary, in which an … Continue reading →

Posted in New Atlantis, Uncategorized

Mailbag – Catching up with Dr. J.

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2014 by Dr. J.June 10, 2014

Gentle Readers, Superbusy is evolving into the new normal for Dr. J. Today’s mailbag has three letters. The first comes form Operative Run SMC regarding the Apple/Dr. J. Axis: Dear Dr. J., So, I think Apple knows who you all … Continue reading →

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…or too much medicine is called an overdose.

The Gormogons Posted on June 4, 2014 by Dr. J.June 4, 2014

Gentle Readers, One of Dr. J.’s colleagues posted this meme on his Facebook page. It is emblematic with the problems of environmental leftists in particular and leftists in general. Their point is obvious. The pollution in cities in the early … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Mad science, Pollution

The Archivist Speaks, or The Blushing Bride on Contraception

The Gormogons Posted on May 22, 2014 by Dr. J.May 22, 2014

Our beloved Archivist, the one and only Marie writes: I’m catching up on lackadaisical reading; my apologies. Re: April 18th, “The Science of Contraception”, I think you nailed the 4 associations on the continuum quite fairly. As a Millenial Catholic, … Continue reading →

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Review – Jodorowsky’s Dune

The Gormogons Posted on May 17, 2014 by Dr. J.May 17, 2014

Dr. J. took in the documentary Jodorowsky’s Dune last week. The movie discussed director Alejandro Jodorowsky’s attempt to make the movie Dune in the early 1970s. Dr. J. highly recommends the movie if you are a film junkie and/or are curious to … Continue reading →

Posted in Dune, Science Fiction, Uncategorized

New Atlantis – Judgemental Style

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2014 by Dr. J.April 30, 2014

Dr. J. saw this many moons ago, but it took Volgi’s Baltimore post to motivate him to post it. Besides Dr. J. has a gap in clinic and feels guilty for his conspicuous absence. He’s been buried on the inpatient … Continue reading →

Posted in New Atlantis

Mailbag: Spooky Vets Edition

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2014 by Dr. J.April 21, 2014

Gentle Readers, the Retired Spook writes: Dear Dr. J., Thought you might find this story interesting. Tuesday night, I got home from work to find that only one of the horses had showed up for feeding, so I grabbed a … Continue reading →

Posted in Loki J., Mailbag | Tagged Lady J., Loki J., Mailbag, Retired Spook

The Science of Contraception

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2014 by Dr. J.April 18, 2014

Over at NRO, Dr. Donna Harrison, the president of the American Association of Pro-Life Obstetricians and Gynecologists, reviews the science of contraception in the context of various methods ability to passively, or actively kill a fertilized egg. It is a … Continue reading →

Posted in Conscience Rights, Contraception, Stupid People, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

The Obama Doctrine or #itsallconnected

The Gormogons Posted on April 14, 2014 by Dr. J.April 14, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. has never been thrilled with the president’s foreign policy. Bowing to foreign leaders, alienating friends, acting overly friendly to rivals and enemies, unilaterally disarming, making red lines and letting them be crossed, droning enemies, hiring the … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Putin that Chekist хуй, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Devil Speaks OR Have a Koch and a Smile

The Gormogons Posted on April 4, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

If Koch is the devil, then here’s one of Hell’s Bells! Gentle Readers, The editorial is two days old, but Dr. J.’s been recredentialing, and saving lives, in that order. Charles Koch, who the Progressives have portrayed as the devil … Continue reading →

Posted in Freedom of Speech, Koch Brothers, The Obama Amateur Hour

I thought pixels were mined…OR #LIRPALOOF

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. received this missive in his email today: Dr. J. scratched his head on this one because, he was of the understanding that pixels came from pixel mines in remote deserts such as the Jundland Wastes. Nevertheless … Continue reading →

Posted in April Fools, Computers, Country Music, Doctor Who, Dr. J., Nashville, Pixels

Re: Re: Cosmos

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. wrote The Czar earlier today: Dear The Czar,  You pretty much nailed my issues with the show. Sagan’s show was a series of self-contained episodes. Each one had a logical flow and a beginning and an end.  Sagan … Continue reading →

Posted in Cosmos, GorT, The Czar

Mailbag – Printer’s Alley

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative RKB Writes regarding Dr. J’s recent post: Dear Dr. J.:  False premise: substantial numbers of government documents are printed with inkjets  False minor premise: Of those documents printed on inkjet printers, the text to graphic ratio amounts for a … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogon Operatives, Mailbag, Phoney Science, Printing

A Drop In The Bucket OR Fontastic Science!

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

“Dr. J. would return that $400M to the taxpayers. ‘Puter would be a better government steward of it than the Democrats.” – Confucius (The Notorious OEV) Gentle Readers, Dr. J. has been hideously busy of late, and as a consequence, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter ain't always right, Apple, Comic Sans, Fonts, Government spending, Harvard, Science

Religious Freedom On Trial OR HHS vs. Hobby Lobby/Conestoga Wood

The Gormogons Posted on March 25, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Over at National Review Online, also known as the other, albeit Flash and pop-up ad laden, intersection of Popery and Conservatism on the internet is a forum on two very important cases being argued before the Supreme Court today. Specifically, Sebelius, Sec. … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Contraception, HHS Mandate, ObamaCare, Religious Freedom, Roman Catholics, Supreme Court, The Obama Amateur Hour

Obamanominations OR Not For Prime-Time Players

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This is about how qualified I am for the job. Dr. J.’s lefty Facebook friends have been going apoplectic regarding the fact that anyone would have objections to President Obama’s moderate, even-tempered and exceptionally qualified, albeit young Surgeon General nominee, … Continue reading →

Posted in Gun control, Guns, ObamaCare, Public Health, The Obama Amateur Hour, Vivek Murthy

People like The Maryland House…

The Gormogons Posted on March 23, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…who knew? Dr. J. wondered if he was in the right place… Clan J. was traveling back from Dr. J.’s ancestral home, and stopped by The Maryland House off I-95 at about 4:30 in the morning to void, buy more … Continue reading →

Posted in Donuts, Dr. J. Style, Facebook, Maryland House, People's Republic of Maryland

Mailbag – Monetary Policy Edition

The Gormogons Posted on March 16, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative SMC writes: Dr. J, The following comes from my favorite local bank. The CEO sends a weekly email to customers from the economist Robert Genetski. The following article by Genetski is illuminating on the 2008-present recession/depression.  Here’s a link … Continue reading →

Posted in Alan Greenspan, Minions, Monetary Policy, Mortgage Lending, Operative SMC, The Obama Amateur Hour

Spring Break – J. Edition

The Gormogons Posted on March 15, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Motown Philly…back again! Gentle Readers, Dr. and Mrs. J. and the J.lings are leaving the confines of the #snowdome and are headed north to visit Mama J. and the J.-in-laws this week. He leaves the blog in The Czar’s more … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J. Style, Spring Break

Perverse Incentives LXXVII – Welfare State Edition

The Gormogons Posted on March 14, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

We don’t need no welfare state…everybody pulled their weight… Gentle Readers, If you pay attention to the debate on food stamps, earned income tax credits, section 8 housing, extending unemployment, etc…conservatives argue that it creates a disincentive to work and … Continue reading →

Posted in The Obama Amateur Hour, Welfare

1,500,000 Thank Yous

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Our reach is vast. This morning, your Gormogon overlords had their 1.5 millionth hit. This translates to a hit about every thirty seconds since our inception. Over seven thousand and six hundred posts later and the hits keep coming. We … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Aircraft, Castle Gormogon, France, Internet, Mandarin, MH370, Minions, mystery, Thank You, The Czar, Volgi

Space the big-ass frontier…

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Hypercubes are cool. Dr. J., like GorT, checked out Neil deGrasse Tyson’s Cosmos deux. He will re-watch the episode as he didn’t quite finish it out because he had a case of the sleepies. While he found the pacing a little … Continue reading →

Posted in Carl Sagan, Cosmos, Neil deGrasse-Tyson, Solar System, Space, The Obama Amateur Hour

I’m altering the bargain. Pray that I do not alter it further.

The Gormogons Posted on March 7, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Apparently the Russian Army is storming a Ukranian air force base in Crimea, despite calls for a diplomatic solution during their phone call yesterday. I will make it legal… Remember President Obama’s words to former President Medvedev? “After my election … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Star Wars, The Obama Amateur Hour, Ukraine

In Which Dr. J. Has An Opposing Point of View OR The Subversive Oscars

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. typically walks in lock step with GorT on most issues, especially the mocking of self-important left wing celebrities who support causes that either offend the sensibilities of (e.g. Planned Parenthood), or by effect keep the regular folk down … Continue reading →

Posted in Disney, Dr. J. Style, Ellen, Frozen, Hollywood conservatives, Idina Menzel, Jared Leto, Let It Go, Lil Resident, Oscars, Progressives, The Czar

Operation Snowdome is holding

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

So far so good. Maybe we will have it available for deployment in your hometown next winter.  Dr. J.

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Posted in Snow, Snowdome, Weather

NPR: Crazy Right Wingers or Broken Clocks?

The Gormogons Posted on February 27, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Yesterday you learned that in space, no one can hear you scream, unless you’re Hello Kitty. Today, or friends at NPR, YES OUR FRIENDS AT NPR posted this at their blog. Hermiting is really working out for the Hermit Kingdom … Continue reading →

Posted in Capitalism, China, Communism, North Korea, NPR, South Korea

In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream…

The Gormogons Posted on February 26, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…unless you’re Hello Kitty! The horror…the horror… Dr. J.

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Posted in Aliens, And yet she must scream, H.R.Giger, Hello Kitty

An Open Letter to Referees…

The Gormogons Posted on February 23, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Let the kids play, and call the games straight Gentle Readers, Dr. J. always believed that referees are best not noticed. Invisibility correlates with quality officiating, especially in high stakes settings. There are two example that he would like to … Continue reading →

Posted in Basketball, Hockey, Liberal Fascism, Lil Medstudent, Olympics, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag – old New York was once New Amsterdam

The Gormogons Posted on February 20, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Retired Spook writes: Dear Dr. J; I don’t suppose I could prevail upon your inherent good nature to have Mandy target the Anti-Snow Ray about 100 miles further south, could I?  It’s nothing personal, but growing up in Alabama, … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogon Operatives, Mark Spahn, New Amsterdam, New Atlantis, New York, Retired Spook

Break up the States?

The Gormogons Posted on February 19, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. saw this article in the Washington Times, in which a movement is described proposing to have upstate New York* secede from greater NYC. This would be a partial secession as partitioned upstate and NYC would be … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Freedom, New York, Princeton, Secession

Dr. J. found the moguls a little slow…

The Gormogons Posted on February 17, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Nothing like a little armored hellfire to spice up the games… Dr. J.

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Posted in AT AT, Dr. J., Evil Empire, This Olympics Really Sucks

Mission Accomplished

The Gormogons Posted on February 15, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

To: The Inscrutible Mandarin From: Dr. J.  Re: Operation Snowdome Dear Mandy: The Orbiting Anti-Snow Ray works! New Atlantis remains snow-free! Suck it Atlanta! Best, Dr. J.  Dr. J.

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Posted in Dr. J., Gormogonica, Mandarin, Snow

The Terrierists win, or What does the Fox Terrier say?

The Gormogons Posted on February 14, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, We have a winner in the Westminster Dog Show, and the Best in Show was a Fox Terrier named Sky. The Terrier mafia strike again. Her time down the hill wasn’t the best, but her reverse triple copter … Continue reading →

Posted in Dogs Are Better Than Cats, Lady J., Loki J., Retired Spook, Westminster Dog Show

Mailbag – Bag-o-pups Edition

The Gormogons Posted on February 11, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, In addition to the Olympics, the Westminster Dog Show is taking place! That’s an event that will never be hosted in Sochi, for very obvious reasons, including the fact that the Venn diagram of dog show people and … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Dogs Are Better Than Cats, Dr. J. Style, Lady J., Loki J., Media Bias, Mrs. Dr. J., Retired Spook, The Czar, Westminster Dog Show

Dr. J. Reflects on the Opening Ceremonies

The Gormogons Posted on February 9, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Flame on! Gentle Readers, As you know, Dr. J. is the Olympics aficionado of the group. He would have posted this sooner, but he watched the Opening Ceremonies DVR’d as it was Senior Night for the Bene Gesserit Witches basketball … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Dr. J. Style, GorT, This Olympics Really Sucks

Strangely, the Plateau of Leng was not included…

The Gormogons Posted on February 9, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Created by Chris Kolmar and our new friends at Movoto and also featured at Geeks are Sexy: The nice thing about pocket dimensions is that they’re bigger on the inside… h/t Movoto.com Dr. J.

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Posted in Castle Gormogon, Humor, Scum and Villainy

How Things Work: The Obamas’ Likability

The Gormogons Posted on February 8, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J., as you know, is not a fan of the Obama administration, but in addition to good willed disagreements with the President on policy, his perception of the President and the First Lady, is that they do not strike … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, HHS Mandate, Low Information Voters, NRO, Propaganda, The Michelle Obama Amateur Hour, The Obama Amateur Hour

Sochi 2014: We’ll have a gay old time!

The Gormogons Posted on February 7, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

“The practice of sport is a human right. Every individual must have the possibility of practicing sport, without discrimination of any kind and in the Olympic spirit, which requires mutual understanding with a spirit of friendship, solidarity and fair play.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Gay Pride, Google, Luge, Olympics, Putin that Chekist хуй, The Obama Amateur Hour

Dr. J. never thought he’d say this…

The Gormogons Posted on February 5, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

It’s been a rough couple of weeks for New Yorkers under the reign of former Sandinista fundraiser, Mayor deBlasio. Horse drawn carriages are on their way out, unless city council continues to stall the issue.  The first big blizzard of … Continue reading →

Posted in Bill de Blasio, Michael Bloomberg, New York

PBS or CBS

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Back in the day, a lot of prime time programming was within the same continuity. For example, the Fonz was friends with Laverne and Shirley, and ran into Mork from Ork. Facts of Life was a Diff’rent Strokes … Continue reading →

Posted in Benedict Cumberbatch, Math class is hard, No Shit Sherlock, PBS, Sesame Street

Mailbag – Blasts from the Past

The Gormogons Posted on February 3, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative SMC writes after a stint in deep cover: Dr. J,  It’s been a couple of years since I last wrote: kids can have that effect as I’m sure you know. Bill Vallicella (maverick philosopher) linked to his friend. I’ve … Continue reading →

Posted in Gay Marriage, Gormogon Operatives, Lady J., Loki J., Mailbag, Operative SMC, Retired Spook, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Your Gormogons Review the SOTU

The Gormogons Posted on January 29, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Did you catch the State of the Union last night? We didn’t! The truth is that your Gormogons found far better things to do with our Tuesday evening. The Volgi: I watched the Caps-Sabres game. ’Puter considers nothing sweeter than … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Dr. J., Gallows Humor, Gormogon Infighting, GorT, Hockey, SOTU, State of the Union, The Czar, The Mandarin, The Obama Amateur Hour, Volgi

Happy Birthday Macintosh!

The Gormogons Posted on January 24, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Ole’ Grandaddy Dr. J. is the official Apple Aficionado™ of the Gormogons. While the love of Apple by the other Gormogons range from mild amusement, to grudging admiration, to apathy, to outright loathing, Dr. J. is the water carrying fanboy. … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Dr. J. Style, Gormogon Infighting, Happy Birthday, The Gormogonickal Seal of Approval®

Mailbag – Uncle Jay Strikes Back!

The Gormogons Posted on January 17, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. apologizes for the delay in posting this missive addressed to the Czar but forwarded to Dr. J. from the one and only Uncle Jay: Dear Dread & Awful.:  A vast smoke screen, wasn’t it? This whole Polar Votrex … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Gormogon Infighting, Gormogonica, Star Wars, The Mandarin, Uncle Jay, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

APOD – The Finger of ‘Puter

The Gormogons Posted on January 10, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Suck it, Czar! Dr. J.

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Posted in 'Puter, Astronomy, Castle Gormogon, Gormogon Infighting, Suck It Czar

Just when you thought it was safe to go outside…

The Gormogons Posted on January 7, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

In a world where there is no Don LaFontane to do the voice-over…SIGH. Dr. J.

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Posted in Al Gore, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Polar Vortex, Sequels, Sharknado, This movie really sucks

Unemployment Benefits Extended: Minorities and Women Hardest Hit

The Gormogons Posted on January 6, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

NYT Headline: World to end tomorrow, women and minorities hardest hit. Gentle Readers, Dr. J. would like to expound upon ‘Puter’s ‘Putertastic ‘Polemic posted earlier today. Hey, even if it isn’t as good as your last job, it’s good enough! … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Dr. J. Style, Economic policy, Fox and Friends, Peter Morici

The Fragility of Life

The Gormogons Posted on January 5, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The prayer candle that Dr. J. lit for Lady and Loki J.’s breeder. Lady J. and Loki J.’ breeder suddenly fell ill this week with meningitis and is in the intensive care unit. He is critically ill and while it’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Book of Life, Dogs Are Better Than Cats, Dr. J., Health care, Insurance, Religion

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!

The Gormogons Posted on December 30, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. would like to wish a congratulations to his Philadelphia Eagles for winning the NFC East outright against the hated Dallas Cowboys, and knocking them out of playoff contention in one fell swoop. Come by the Castle for a … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Gormogon, Eagles, Lady J., Loki J., Michael Vick, NFL, Talkin' Football

#pajamaboy Takes On Gun Control

The Gormogons Posted on December 24, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Click on the picture to embiggen… Dr. J.

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Posted in #pajamaboy, 'Puter, Gun control, pistol, Suck It Czar, The Czar of Muscovy

Go for the Bronze! OR Actuarial Scroogery

The Gormogons Posted on December 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Sexy Actuary is going to be the hot Halloween Costume in 2014. Girls with glasses, meow! Well, Ed Henry, F. Chuck Todd, Major Lt. Col. Garrett and the rest of the White House press corps (not corpses) can stop asking … Continue reading →

Posted in Christmas, Christmas Carol, Insurance, Math class is hard, ObamaCare, Scrooge, The Obama Amateur Hour

Driving Volgi to Drink

The Gormogons Posted on December 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.

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Posted in #pajamaboy, Confucius, Gormogons, Headaches, migrane, ObamaCare, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Mailbag – Billy the #pajamaboy and Frankie the English Challenged Edition

The Gormogons Posted on December 20, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Quit doodling in the margins and get the translation right! Gentle Readers, Dr. J. got a bunch of mail in the last couple of days. The first was from our friend Mark Spahn. It wasn’t directly to Dr. J. but … Continue reading →

Posted in #pajamaboy, Bad Translations, Billy, Bronies, Gormogon Operatives, Mailbag, Meme, Organizing for America, The Obama Amateur Hour

Meet Billy…

The Gormogons Posted on December 18, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Meet Billy.* Billy is the poster boy for Organizing for Action latest fuck-up-the-holidays-with-political-conversation-that-is-not-welcome-at-the-dinner-table. This risible ad campaign is encouraging its email list to talk up the great success that is Obamacare and the Healthcare.gov website. Has the president signed up, … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Call of Duty, My Little Pony, ObamaCare, Organizing for America, The Obama Amateur Hour, WiiU

Guest Commentary: Dr. Benjamin Carson

The Gormogons Posted on December 18, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This landed smack dab in the middle of Dr. J.’s Facebook feed this morning from none other than Dr. Benjamin Carson: It is going to be increasingly difficult to attract outstanding students to pursuing careers in the medical field. This … Continue reading →

Posted in Benjamin Carson, Economic policy, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare

Mailbox – Popalicious Edition

The Gormogons Posted on December 17, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, The Holy Father, Pope Francis continues to make headlines, what with the Time Man of the Year award and all. LTC Dan (@LTCDanR) writes: Dear Dr. J.,  Thoughts? Comments?,  LTC Dan Dear LTC Dan, Thank you for writing … Continue reading →

Posted in Ayn Rand, Capitalism, Mailbag, Minions, Pope Francis

The All Father Knows When You Are Sleeping…

The Gormogons Posted on December 16, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Eric Brown, came up with this nifty compare and contrast between Odin and Santa. The evidence does not have the same weight as the Amazon as front for the North Pole conspiracy, but it is compelling, nonetheless. The Lil Medstudent … Continue reading →

Posted in Lil Medstudent, Merry Christmas, Norse Mythology, Odin, Santa Claus

Dr. J.’s Best College Prank!

The Gormogons Posted on December 13, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

College in the age of the 13th Imam, PBUH! Gentle Reader, The Czar, our self-styled merry prankster has gotten each of us more than once. The cherry in ‘Puter’s Manhattan, hilarious stuff! Dr. J., as an act of revenge, pranked … Continue reading →

Posted in College, Dr. J., Humor, Pranks, The Czar

Sour milk from the teat of government

The Gormogons Posted on December 11, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The bad news is that Obamacare negatively affects you, our gentle reader. The good news is that Julia is equally bad off. Remember Julia? We lampooned her here a while back. Someone from the Independent Women’s Voice organization came up … Continue reading →

Posted in Julia, ObamaCare, Satire, The Obama Amateur Hour

ZOMG! SNOWZ!!!!!

The Gormogons Posted on December 10, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

It snowed in New Atlantis last night. Here, the house elves in J. Abbey take a break from scullery duty to enjoy the view of last nights snowfall.  Lady J. can be seen gamboling about the courtyard, hunting for game foul.  … Continue reading →

Posted in Lady J., Loki J., New Atlantis, Snow

Religious Freedom: A Reminder

The Gormogons Posted on December 9, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

As with Loki, the smile only takes the Lil Medstudent so far at school and nowhere with the family. Dr. J.’s busy with being on the consultation service in the hospital this week and last, and dealing with the Lil … Continue reading →

Posted in Lil Medstudent, ObamaCare, Religion, Religious Freedom

Pre-human DNA found 400,000 years ago?

The Gormogons Posted on December 7, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Who else is a suitable companion for The ‘Malcolm Tucker’ Doctor! Sounds like ‘Puter was joyriding in GorT’s time machine again. Dr. J.

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Posted in 'Puter ain't always right, Doctor Who, GorTechie's Time Travel Adventures, Peter Capaldi

The Iron Bowl Finish – WOW!

The Gormogons Posted on December 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. lives with an Alabama fan (the Lil Medstudent) and an Auburn fan (the Lil Resident). Dr. J. and Mrs. Dr. J. tend to root for the nearest SEC team to New Atlantis, or our host’s team, just to … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Auburn, Iron Ball, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Talkin' Football

Yes, Dr. J. still remains fond of Imperial Measurements

The Gormogons Posted on November 29, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Metric System….for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for 10,000 years. Dr. J., for a physician and scientist, is strangely comfortable with the Imperial Measurements. He leaves his cc’s, milligrams, meters per second and … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Humor, Imperial Measurements, Time

Anthropocon Nails It regarding Pope Francis

The Gormogons Posted on November 28, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Holy Father is welcome to join Drs. J. and. Laffer at NACC for Thanksgiving Dinner. We’ll talk macroeconomics. Friend of the Gormogons, Anthropocon writes a fantastic blog piece on Pope Francis’s recent writings. It is definitely worth a good … Continue reading →

Posted in Art Laffer, Capitalism, crony capitalism, Economics, Pope Francis

Day Of The Pony or TWO REVIEWS

The Gormogons Posted on November 25, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This will make sense if you watched the Day of the Doctor Gentle Readers, This contains spoilers, but as it is after the 48 hour embargo period, Dr. J. decided to start off with spoiler free reviews then delve into … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Doctor Who, Dr. J. Style, Lil Resident, My Little Pony, Science Fiction, This movie really sucks, This TV show really sucks

They shouldn’t have let Dr. J. paint the Castle bathroom

The Gormogons Posted on November 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Yes, we each have our own urinal. Dr. J.

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Posted in Castle Gormogon, Gormogonica, My Little Pony

Dr. J. plays catch up

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J.’s been horrifically busy of late, so he hasn’t been able to write much of substance and you’ve had to suffer the slings and arrows of My Little Pony jokes and puppy pictures, and not much Gormotastic … Continue reading →

Posted in Doctor Who, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, Insurance, John Kennedy, Kids These Days, Medical Ethics, Nuclear Weapons, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour

Introducing Loki J.

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Introducing Loki J. – Lord of Chaos Gentle Readers, We have a new addition to the J. clan. This weekend, we welcomed into our home Lady J.’s half brother, Loki J. Old Grandad, Eng CH Harana Alfie Boe. Lady and … Continue reading →

Posted in Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Chevy Cavalier, Dog, Gormogonica, Lady J., Loki J.

An Olive Branch for GorT

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

A compromise, in the name of peace and sanity, ending the rift between between the Pi’sts and the Tau’ists, the later group includes GorT: From xkcd: Conveniently approximated as e+2, Pau is also known as the Devil’s Ratio (because in … Continue reading →

Posted in GorT, Math class is hard, Pau, Pi, Tau, xkcd

Mailbag – Force Ghost Edition

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The operative known as Ghost writes to Dr. J., rather than The Czar: O Wielder of the Scalpel Most Fine, I normally write to my overlord who shall not be named, but this…was so…you, that it could not be helped. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Doctor Who, Dr. J., Gormogon Operatives, Mailbag, My Little Pony

We Need a Little Christmas…

The Gormogons Posted on November 14, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Man, it’s been a sucky year or two, Charlie Brown. The retail sector has no shame. They have been pushing their Christmas decorating earlier and earlier every year. Indeed, the Charlie Brown Easter special back in 1974 was hip to the … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J. Style, John Galt, Merry Christmas, ObamaCare, Recession, Showtunes, The Obama Amateur Hour

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