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Dr. J. plays catch up

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J.’s been horrifically busy of late, so he hasn’t been able to write much of substance and you’ve had to suffer the slings and arrows of My Little Pony jokes and puppy pictures, and not much Gormotastic … Continue reading →

Posted in Doctor Who, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, Insurance, John Kennedy, Kids These Days, Medical Ethics, Nuclear Weapons, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour

‘Puter and Czar’s Survival Guide: Kids’ Music Recitals Edition

The Gormogons Posted on November 12, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

If you are a parent who thinks it’s OK to dress your 4 year old daughter up to look like this, then parade her in front of strangers, you should reexamine yourcore beliefs before Czar and ‘Puter showup on your … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Kids These Days, Music, Parenting is hard, Suck It Czar, The Czar

Mailbag: Be Concerned

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller writes in: Your Czarness, Esteemed Associate has sent me an article courtesy of a website he visits (as do I) called “Virtue Online.” This article has to do with a sometimes touchy subject, homosexuality. In particular, it deals … Continue reading →

Posted in Kids These Days

Boughs of Holly

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A trio from Island Dweller, who now posts here more frequently than our own Confucius,* now concludes: Your immenseness: It would seem we have our lower-level supervisor who, according to the media, was directly responsible for providing guidance to anti-tea … Continue reading →

Posted in Internal Revenue Service, Island Dweller, Kids These Days, Scandals

Minecraft: Economics 101

The Gormogons Posted on February 14, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Part of the game’s weird charm are the clunky-looking graphics. But the game isn’t intended to dazzle you, but to provide a powerful learning environment. Царевич has developed a crazy affinity for the game Minecraft. If you don’t know what … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, Free Market Economy, Games People Play, Kids These Days, microeconomics, Video games

One Millennial Gets It

The Gormogons Posted on August 23, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has a surprising experience the other day. He had the luck to strike a casual conversation with a total stranger—a 20-year-old nursing student. This makes her absolutely a Millennial, and the Czar would like to share some pieces … Continue reading →

Posted in Kids These Days

Happy Birthday, Chief!

The Gormogons Posted on June 9, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This is Jack MacRae, who is one of the coolest guys around. In addition to his skills at animal care, he teaches some superb survival courses and tells some pretty funny stories. Today is the Царевич’s seventh birthday, and he … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Happy Birthday, Kids These Days, Mrs. The Czar, The Czar of Muscovy

Tweet As You Would Be Tweeted

The Gormogons Posted on May 3, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Wall Street Journal has a nicely balanced online piece on tweens’s use of the Internet. Instead of the usual scare-your-pants-off fear mongering, the essay takes a really solid look at the more popular sites and social media that todays … Continue reading →

Posted in Internet, Interwebs, Kids These Days

News Media Dumber Than Kids Who Drink Purell

The Gormogons Posted on April 26, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So the news media is afire with reports of kids—yes, ordinary, good stay-at-home kids like yours… especially like yours—drinking hand sanitizer to get drunk! And many are ending up in a hospital! And here is a video we pulled off … Continue reading →

Posted in Dumb Kids, Journalism, Kids These Days, Main Stream Media, Media

A strike for a strike and a ball for a ball…

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Lil Med Student had his first baseball game (if that’s what you want to call it) this weekend. He was 2 for 2 at the plate (without using the tee), with 2 runs and an RBI. Defensively, he scooped up … Continue reading →

Posted in All Your Base Are Belong To Us, Dr. J., Kids These Days, Lil Medstudent, Sports, Talkin' Baseball

A bird’s gotta fly and a kid’s gotta play!

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This article is at the intersection of Education & Health, and on the kids side of town, so you knew Dr. J. was going to have to comment on it. Published in the journal Pediatrics about two weeks ago, it … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Health care, Kids These Days, Parenting is hard, Regulations

Ruminations

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Being a time-traveling robot, one doesn’t always think linearly so I have a couple thoughts that have been bouncing around the ol’ neural net and I figured I’d do a quick dump on each.  ‘Puter would counsel me to say … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, Gormogonica, Kids These Days, Parents, Sports, Work

If We Kill The Cow, No One Gets Any Milk

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Unlikely as it seems, these words were spoken by Adam Urbanski, Rochester Teachers Association (union) president, in the context of difficult contract negotiations. It was an acknowledgment that a union cannot be so greedy that its employer can no longer … Continue reading →

Posted in Kids These Days, National Debt, Social Security, Socialized Medicine

Kids and Science

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar loves stories like this. Three high school students discovered a radio pulsar in the constellation Ophiucus. Way to go! Above, the students receive official confirmation of their discovery. Hannah Mabry, center, hopes to become a radio astronomer and … Continue reading →

Posted in High School, Kids These Days, Science

What I Always Thought

The Gormogons Posted on March 30, 2009 by GorTMarch 30, 2009

I’m going to tie together a few seemingly unrelated threads today. First, we have this study that finds that toddlers “neither plan for the future nor live completely in the present. Instead, they call up the past as they need … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, CFL, Kids These Days, Liberals

’Puterjr.: Advice for the Perplexed

The Gormogons Posted on December 16, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 16, 2008

You remember the IBM PCjr, right? Well, what you didn’t know is that there’s a Ghettoputerjr, as well. And he’s a chip off the old fatherboard. Mr. & Mrs. ’Puter were at a parent-teacher conference when the -teacher party bushwhacked … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter Jr., Kids These Days, Schools

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