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How Republicans Can Beat Democrats On Entitlement Reform

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2014 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Every time a Republican mentions cutting entitlement programs, the Democrat-Media complex respond by alleging Republicans want to starve poor, innocent minority children because we’re racist bastards. Republicans need to stop ranting about dismantling each and every government-run entitlement program.  As … Continue reading →

Posted in Election, Entitlements, Liberal Idiots, Republicans, Social Security, Suck It Czar, Welfare

WaPo’s Greg Sargent Lies About America’s Debt Ceiling

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s been reading Greg Sargent, a confessed liberal, who writes for the Washington Post’s opinion pages. Mr. Sargent is exercised about Republicans holding up a debt limit increase This morning, Mr. Sargent writes: It remains to be seen whether major … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Bankruptcy, Congress, Deficit, Economics, Entitlements, Liberal Idiots, National Debt, Social Security, Suck It Czar

Democrats Are Doomed: Why the GOP Silence?

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has good news for Republicans. Unfortunately, the Republican Party has no clue what to do about this and is almost certain to miss the opportunity as well as fail to understand why this was good news. And so … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Government spending, Republicans, Social Security, Socialized Medicine, Stupid Politicians, Welfare

Independents’ Day Mail

The Gormogons Posted on July 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

I‘m not Herzog is the kind of guy you can expect to take apart a car, put it back together, and say “Here is how you improve this.” Like just about everybody else, he has an opinion or two on … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Justice Roberts, Mailbag, Medicine, Mitt Romney, ObamaCare, Social Security, Socialized Medicine, Supreme Court, Tax Increase, Taxes, U.S. Constitution

The Life of Dr. J. – #julia’s opposite

The Gormogons Posted on May 3, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

President Obama’s latest silly little campaign trope is the life of Julia. Like the composite girlfriend in his autobiography, Julia represents a composite of the sheeple he would like to see suckling at the teat of government dependence. Much has … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Entitlements, Government Run Healthcare, Medicare, ObamaCare, Shameless Romney 2012ing, Social Security, The Obama Amateur Hour

If We Kill The Cow, No One Gets Any Milk

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Unlikely as it seems, these words were spoken by Adam Urbanski, Rochester Teachers Association (union) president, in the context of difficult contract negotiations. It was an acknowledgment that a union cannot be so greedy that its employer can no longer … Continue reading →

Posted in Kids These Days, National Debt, Social Security, Socialized Medicine

Czar’s Mailbag Is Now Empty

The Gormogons Posted on November 24, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar is finally getting around to tackling a backlog of mail. First up, BG writes in: I read this and all I could think was, “Arghhh! The stupid! It burns!!!!!!!!!” E.J. Dionne writes: So on the one hand, we … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Barack Obama, Business, Economics, Etruscan for Business Travellers, Illinois, Mailbag, North Korea, President, Sarah Palin, Social Security, South Korea, Taxes

Private Unemployment Insurance?

The Gormogons Posted on November 8, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar has a proposal for the government. A good one. Helps the Feds and the States. Eliminates billions of dollars in a single shot. Perhaps our quadruple-IQ readership, or even the other mad geniuses who frolic within the Castle, … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Control, Insurance, Social Security, Unemployment

Move Over Healthcare: It’s Your Mandatory Kerry IRA!

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Just before the recess, Senators Jeff Bingaman (D-NM) and John Kerry (D-RIMA) put forth a bill called the Automatic IRA Act of 2010 (S.3760). Here’s how it is supposed to work. If you work in a company that has more … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Social Security

Obama’s Propaganda Organ

The Gormogons Posted on August 10, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Or simply a collection of the most willfully ignorant people on Earth? This is the question ‘Puter asks himself almost every time he reads a New York Times editorial. Here’s today’s whopper, pre-spinning Republican concerns over our bankrupt government entitlement … Continue reading →

Posted in Gubbamint, New York Times - NYT, Social Security, Stupid People

Is Social Security’s Impending Doom a Myth?

The Gormogons Posted on August 9, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

A problem with Social Security? Who says? Michael Hiltzik of the Los Angeles Times says that rumors of fiscal problems with Social Security are a conservative trick. In fact, by his math, there is no better program out there. Social … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, New York Times - NYT, Social Security

Gubmint bureaucrat…classicist…poet?

The Gormogons Posted on May 19, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

In the hot Washington afternoon, in one of those endlessly bustling government offices, there sits a man named Michael J. Astrue, the fifty-four-year-old head of the Social Security Administration. Competent, organized, bald, and busy, he is not a politician, exactly, … Continue reading →

Posted in Latin, Poetry, Social Security

Re: Social Security Reform

The Gormogons Posted on February 24, 2010 by 'PuterFebruary 24, 2010

Gormogon operative JAB writes in with a response to ‘Puter post regarding social security. ‘Puter hopes the response is satirical. Either that, or Mandarin’s gaslighting ‘Puter by zapping operatives with his orbital mind control lasers again. Thus spake JAB: Yo, … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogon Operatives, Social Security

Social Security Reform, ‘Puter Style

The Gormogons Posted on February 23, 2010 by 'PuterFebruary 23, 2010

‘Puter’s going to do it. He’s reaching out to touch the third rail of politics: Social Security. Here goes. Social Security is bankrupting the United States. Our promises made significantly outstrip our ability to pay. Instead of pretending the problem … Continue reading →

Posted in Social Security

It’s Not Like I Really Needed to Retire or See a Doctor

The Gormogons Posted on May 12, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 12, 2009

(Your Mandarin writes in.) When I turned 30 back in 1999, I wondered if I would have enough money saved in my various investments (401k, IRAs, annuities, etc.) to retire comfortably. When I turned 40 back in April, I still … Continue reading →

Posted in Social Security, Socialized Medicine, The Mandarin

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