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Why Obamacare Was Doomed From the Start

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

By now, even Tibetans who live in caves and eat rope for a living have heard that Obamacare is an utter disaster. And that isn’t just the folks who can correctly add two numbers together and digest more than website … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Legislative Proposals, Medicine, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine, Stupid Politicians, The Czar Reads HR 3200

Democrats Are Doomed: Why the GOP Silence?

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has good news for Republicans. Unfortunately, the Republican Party has no clue what to do about this and is almost certain to miss the opportunity as well as fail to understand why this was good news. And so … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Government spending, Republicans, Social Security, Socialized Medicine, Stupid Politicians, Welfare

Mailbag – Merlin-care Edition

The Gormogons Posted on September 13, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Great Merlin writes thusly: Dr. J.,  Here’s something that confuses me (well, technically, yet another entry on a long list of things, but let’s not go there, shall we?). In all of the discussions about Obamacare/ACA, Medicare, Medicaid, CHIP/SCHIP, … Continue reading →

Posted in Eleventy, Friend of Gormogons, Mailbag, Merlin, Minions, Socialized Medicine, The Obama Amateur Hour

Independents’ Day Mail

The Gormogons Posted on July 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

I‘m not Herzog is the kind of guy you can expect to take apart a car, put it back together, and say “Here is how you improve this.” Like just about everybody else, he has an opinion or two on … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Justice Roberts, Mailbag, Medicine, Mitt Romney, ObamaCare, Social Security, Socialized Medicine, Supreme Court, Tax Increase, Taxes, U.S. Constitution

Knock It Off

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Conservatives, to say the least, are deeply divided over the Roberts opinion. Right-wing pundits are equally divided, even ones who normally agree with each other on everything. Over here at the Big G, the minions seem equally divided…and there is … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Justice Roberts, Medicine, Socialized Medicine, Supreme Court

Blessings and Curses

The Gormogons Posted on December 15, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter was thinking this morning, as he walked in the pre-dawn darkness, lukewarm rain pelting his rain jacket. ‘Puter realized that less than 100 years ago, he’d likely be dead or permanently disabled. You see, back injuries were, and still … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberals, Medicine, Socialized Medicine, Stupid People

If We Kill The Cow, No One Gets Any Milk

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Unlikely as it seems, these words were spoken by Adam Urbanski, Rochester Teachers Association (union) president, in the context of difficult contract negotiations. It was an acknowledgment that a union cannot be so greedy that its employer can no longer … Continue reading →

Posted in Kids These Days, National Debt, Social Security, Socialized Medicine

The Gormogons get results—HHS phone scam postponed

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

MEMORANDUM RECD Castle GIN RE Follow-up on Order [redacted]UNCLASSIFIEDREAD ALOUD TO GPPOST TO BLOG Notorious ŒV, Dr. J. spoke and the Obama Administration timorously quaked in fear. The mystery shoppers have been abated for now. Quoth team Obama: “After reviewing … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Government Run Healthcare, Medicare, Medicine, Socialized Medicine

Dr. J reports on the Medicare phone scammers

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

MEMORANDUM RECD Castle Gormogon IN RE Order [redacted] from Confucius, Œc. Vol., commanding Dr. J to report on what it’s like to be spied upon by someone other than Gs UNCLASSIFIEDTO BE READ ALOUD TO GPPOST ON BLOG Dear ŒV, … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Government Run Healthcare, Medicare, Medicine, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine

Always with the grandma-killing, ’Puter

The Gormogons Posted on June 8, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

All your points are well-taken, but I’d add two. First, people are sitting around figuring out how to deny care to the Lebensunwerten. That’s what all the end-of-life, quality-of-life, “bio-ethics” discussion masks. It’s all put as voluntary and “compassionate” (benevolence … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture of Death, Socialized Medicine

Dr. J: Cheney’s Clockwork Heart, part deux

The Gormogons Posted on January 7, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Dread and Awful Czar , Today was a weird day for Dr. J in that both a Facebook buddy and a colleague in the Ivory Tower both made snarky comments to Dr. J. regarding Mr. Cheney’s clockwork heart given that … Continue reading →

Posted in Dick Cheney, Dr. J., Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Medicine, Socialized Medicine

“Dr. Berwick’s health-care model at work” or: Coming Soon to a Hospital Near You

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

In 2007, 239 patients died of malnutrition in British hospitals, the latest year for which figures are available. A wag might say it must be the English cuisine. But the real roots of this tragedy lie in Britain’s government-run medical … Continue reading →

Posted in Great Britain, Old People, Socialized Medicine

♫ Panic on the streets of London…

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

…Panic on the streets of BirminghamI wonder to myselfCould life ever be sane again? ♫ So, yeah, remember the guy Obama knew he couldn’t get through Congress, so gave him a recess appointment as head of Medicaid & Medicare? Right, … Continue reading →

Posted in Great Britain, Medicare, Socialized Medicine, The Smiths

Even if people scream at Congress and get this fixed…

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

…are we going to have to have this fight over every goddamned decision these evil bastards make?! Yes, evil. They’re going to let people die because they don’t believe it’s in “society’s” interest that they live. Evil. In September, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil, FDA, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine

The Gormogons wish Beau Biden a speedy and complete recovery [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on May 12, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Update: Now with pictures! That Dr. J had sent originally, but the Volgi just noticed. He blames the Liao Drug. But, you may be asking yourself, how does a healthy 41-year-old get felled by a stroke out of the blue? … Continue reading →

Posted in Drugs, Joe Biden, Medicine, Socialized Medicine

We hardly knew ye. Nice Olympics, though. Thanks for that.

The Gormogons Posted on March 22, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 22, 2010

Farewell, Mitt. As they cast the 216th vote last night, Nancy Pelosi and her minions also smashed Mitt Romney’s presidential ambitions. There is literally no substantial difference between Obamacare and Romneycare. The fundamentals are exactly the same: an individual mandate … Continue reading →

Posted in Massachusetts, Mitt Romney, Socialized Medicine

Just Undo It

The Gormogons Posted on March 22, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 22, 2010

Buy it here. Via Li Bai. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Humor, Socialized Medicine

Catholics, Abortion & LeviathanCare

The Gormogons Posted on March 22, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 22, 2010

Gormogons Twitter follower S.E. Cupp is dead-on in her diary (in which she reveals her academic past as the curatrix of a The Greater Connecticut NKOTB Museum): I read Kathryn Lopez’s account of the chaos among Catholics on health care … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Hypocrisy, S.E. Cupp, Socialized Medicine, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

So what do doctors think of Obamacare?

The Gormogons Posted on March 17, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 17, 2010

Not much. Enjoy your “free” medicine, kids, provided by the graduates of the finest medical schools of Guatemala, Uganda, Bangladesh, and Albania. You get what you pay for. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Socialized Medicine

Dr. J’s Funny-Paper Foul Shots: “Four Kinds of Lies”

The Gormogons Posted on March 14, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 14, 2010

The good doctor returns to the Bizarro World of Tom Toles again this week, emerging with his sanity mostly intact. Confucius has edited this slightly for space. There are now four kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, Statistics, and now, … Continue reading →

Posted in Cartoons, Democracy, Democrats, Socialized Medicine

Что делать, Dr. J edition

The Gormogons Posted on March 14, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 14, 2010

Dr. J, in a letter your Volgi’s been remiss in posting, waxes a bit despondent about the looming threat of Obamacare. The bulk of his missive concerned the Slaughter Stratagem, ginned up by ’Puter’s neighbor, Weezy. Since that seems to … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Hello Kitty, Republicans, Socialized Medicine, What is to be done?

Dr. J through the looking glass again

The Gormogons Posted on February 27, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 27, 2010

More comix ’n’ commentary from Dr. J, bidding fair to become the Gormogons’ comics’ page editor. He and the Czar are a dagger points—literally, Doc’s got some sort of Bowie knife and the Czar’s got some bizarro Circassian kinjal and … Continue reading →

Posted in Socialized Medicine

Paul Ryan just demolishes the Democrats’ bill

The Gormogons Posted on February 26, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 26, 2010

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Paul Ryan, Socialized Medicine

We’re through the looking glass, people.

The Gormogons Posted on February 24, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 24, 2010

Dr. J, who keeps his stethoscope in his ABA-era afro, writes in with an excellent point of how political polemic corrodes the mind, to the point where black is white and down is up. I have been historically amused by … Continue reading →

Posted in Cartoons, Politics, Socialized Medicine

Today we won a ticket to see Dr. J…

The Gormogons Posted on February 16, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 16, 2010

Front-row seat! In free! No pay! Doc writes: The recent spate of retirement announcements (Bayh) and rumors (Mikulski) has gotten me thinking that Congress will pass the Senate bill and then tweak it via reconciliation during the lame-duck session when … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Politics, Socialized Medicine

Nice chart

The Gormogons Posted on December 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 2, 2009

Don’t believe the CBO ten-year number. It’s a fraud, because the Democrats have gamed the system to collect four years of taxes to credit against the number before they start spending. Here’s a graph with a realistic estimate of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Government spending, Socialized Medicine

Liver cancer drug ‘too expensive’

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 19, 2009

A drug that can prolong the lives of patients with advanced liver cancer has been rejected for use in the NHS in England, Wales and Northern Ireland. The National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence (NICE) said the cost of … Continue reading →

Posted in Socialized Medicine

Doomed, we are?

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 11, 2009

MS: Well, I think in naked political terms, I said this a few weeks ago, Hugh, that I think this, if you’re on the political left, this is the fastest way to a permanent left of center political culture. You … Continue reading →

Posted in Mark Steyn, Socialized Medicine

“Who’s the real victim? Big Government.”

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 4, 2009

No idea who these guys are, but this is really good. Any billionaires out there want to do a media buy and put this stuff on radio and TV? GorT, is this one of your side projects you’re funding with … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Humor, Roman Catholics, Socialized Medicine

Legalize them for Healthcare?

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2009 by The MandarinSeptember 18, 2009

Well at least we can say that President Obama didn’t lie to the American people. According to this article from today’s Washington Times web site President Obama is pushing for “comprehensive” immigration reform. Funny how we can’t afford to cover … Continue reading →

Posted in Immigration, Socialized Medicine

“Congress has already exempted itself from Public Option”

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 9, 2009

And in this video, Moffit points to an amendment offered by Rep. Dean Heller, R-NV, during a House Ways and Means Committee meeting just before the recess began that would have required Members to be covered by the Public Option … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Hypocrisy, Socialized Medicine

Great point from GorT’s pretend dad

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 9, 2009

One plain fact should outweigh all the words of Barack Obama and all the impressive trappings of the setting in which he says them: He tried to rush Congress into passing a massive government takeover of the nation’s health care … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine, Thomas Sowell

If you want decent food in the UK…

The Gormogons Posted on August 31, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 31, 2009

…you’re better off shivving someone than going to the hospital?! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Jailhouse Rock, Socialized Medicine, United Kingdom

Here’s your rationing curve by age

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 27, 2009

By Rahm Emanuel’s brother, Obama’s health-care advisor. Get ready to suffer and die. It’s your duty. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Culture of Death, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine, Taxes

Co-ops: Trojan Horse

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 21, 2009

You remember a while back when Confucius* said that the concept of health-insurance co-ops is not inherently problematic, but could easily be made so. “The devil,” quoth the Volgi, “is in the details.” And so he is. The devil, d/b/a … Continue reading →

Posted in Chuck Schumer, Socialized Medicine

So why wouldn’t they…

The Gormogons Posted on August 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 17, 2009

…do this? Say, here’s a thought. Someone keeps saying there are 47 million Americans without healthcare coverage. How about this: find out who they are. The census folks should be getting this data in another few months anyway when they … Continue reading →

Posted in D.C. Public Schools, Gubbamint, Insurance, School Vouchers, Socialized Medicine

HR 3200, Pages 401-500

The Gormogons Posted on August 17, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 17, 2009

To read the Czar’s review of HR 3200, pages 301-400, please click here. Welcome to the World of the Bizarre! We are now ending the first half of HR 3200, and if the previous sections made you angry or confused, … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Mrs. 'Puter, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine, The Czar Reads HR 3200

Dropping the public option?

The Gormogons Posted on August 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 17, 2009

Well, this sounds good and like a victory for American medicine. But read on a bit and you’ll see this: Under a proposal by Sen. Kent Conrad, D-N.D., consumer-owned nonprofit cooperatives would sell insurance in competition with private industry, not … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Insurance, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine

What Does a Health Insurance Policy Cost?

The Gormogons Posted on August 16, 2009 by The MandarinAugust 16, 2009

With the tremendously important debate currently taking place regarding the perceived need for healthcare reform and the government’s alleged responsibility to provide coverage for every person in this country – which your Mandarin can guarantee will include those in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Insurance, Socialized Medicine

Thoughts from the Beach

The Gormogons Posted on August 16, 2009 by GorTAugust 16, 2009

GorT is on vacation with the family. On the way to the undisclosed location (orders have been issued to Biden’s handlers to keep his mouth shut) we were able to stop and see some good friends. A good point was … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine

Steyn on the Inescapability of Rationing: or, Nursey, Bar the Door

The Gormogons Posted on August 16, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 16, 2009

Some years ago, when I was a slip of a lad, I found myself commiserating with a distinguished American songwriter about the death of one of his colleagues. My 23-year old girlfriend found all the condolence talk a bit of … Continue reading →

Posted in Mark Steyn, Socialized Medicine

HR 3200, Pages 301-400

The Gormogons Posted on August 16, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 16, 2009

To read the Czar’s review of HR 3200, pages 201-300, please click here. Welcome back! Mastermind correspondant Jeanne asked the Czar about reimbursing early retirees’ medical claims (particularly unions or public sector employees…even those at a non-federal level). The Czar … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine, The Czar Reads HR 3200

HR 3200, Pages 201-300

The Gormogons Posted on August 15, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 15, 2009

To read the Czar’s review of HR 3200, pages 101-200, please click here. Meanwhile, let’s get going and plow into pages 201-300. Poor Ronald Reagan. Perhaps you remember, as the Czar does, the astonishing Tax Reform Act of 1986. This … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, ObamaCare, Ronald Reagan, Socialized Medicine, The Czar Reads HR 3200

HR 3200, Pages 101-200

The Gormogons Posted on August 15, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 15, 2009

To read the Czar’s review of HR 3200, pages 1-100, please click here. The Czar, honestly, did not expect the national attention his effort produced, and is grateful for the cheerleading to press on. Thanks, too, to Jonah Goldberg for … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine, The Czar Reads HR 3200

Mailbag! Thoughts on Healthcare Reform

The Gormogons Posted on August 14, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 14, 2009

Brave Gormogons front-line fighter Jeanne takes a moment from her insidious plot to take over the news media from within to write the Czar on pages 1-100 of HR 3200. Go back and look at P. 65, Section 164. It’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine, Taxes, Unions

HR 3200, Pages 1-100

The Gormogons Posted on August 14, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 14, 2009

Click here to read our introduction. Your Czar has completed reading pages 1-100 of all 1,017 pages, eager to learn how HR 3200, if passed, would make healthcare affordable to all Americans. It’s a little hard to fathom that the … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine, The Czar Reads HR 3200

Word Substitution Fun

The Gormogons Posted on August 12, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 12, 2009

Let us play a word substitution game, because you can learn a lot about someone by substituting analogues for what they say. And if they object, it’s only because they employ situation ethics. If you are unfamiliar with that phrase, … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Insurance, Socialized Medicine, The Obama Amateur Hour

Townhall Survival Kit

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 11, 2009

The Czar enjoyed a leisurely morning at the barber shop, getting his locks shorn and the dead lice combed out. That should last him another year or two. On the television, the WGOR morning news show was offering up a … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Socialized Medicine, Townhall Protests

It’s All About Me!

The Gormogons Posted on August 10, 2009 by GorTAugust 10, 2009

Can any of us remember a time when a president of the United States had his own logo? While I only really remember Reagan, Bush Sr., Clinton, Bush Jr. and Obama, I don’t recall seeing a logo for any of … Continue reading →

Posted in Socialized Medicine, The Obama Amateur Hour

Healthcare, Simply

The Gormogons Posted on August 5, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 5, 2009

Exactly what’s wrong with ObamaCare, and how to fix the current healthcare situation…in only fifteen paragraphs. Politicians, if you aren’t going to read the bill, at least read this. The Czar agrees with this across the board. The Czar of … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine

Re: We Have Ways

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 4, 2009

Hey Mandarin. The exact text instructs us to send them anything that sounds fishy about the healthcare reform proposals. Send them the full text of the bill and say “Here; start with this.” The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Socialized Medicine

We Have Ways……

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2009 by The MandarinAugust 4, 2009

It seems just like yesterday that the liberals were all up in arms regarding the Patriot Act and how it would turn this country into a fascist state where neighbor would be spying on neighbor. Now we get a report … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Domestic Spying, Government Control, Government Secrets, Health care, Socialized Medicine, Spying

Re: A Harmless Question

The Gormogons Posted on August 3, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 3, 2009

‘Puter asks why, when the US manufacturing industry is effectively the same size as the health care industry, would the public accept government control of the latter, but almost certainly not the former? Rather, why does the goverment think it … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine

Who says this isn’t socialize healthcare?

The Gormogons Posted on August 1, 2009 by GorTAugust 1, 2009

I know that Rep. Conyers (D-MI) and others complain that they don’t have time to read the bills presented for a vote nor do they fully understand them before they do vote (which one might question then why are they … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine

Dr. D: Right to health care?

The Gormogons Posted on July 29, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 29, 2009

If there is a right to health care, someone has the duty to provide it. Inevitably, that “someone” is the government. Concrete benefits in pursuance of abstract rights, however, can be provided by the government only by constant coercion.…When the … Continue reading →

Posted in Anthony Daniels is Theodore Dalrymple, Socialized Medicine

I’ll Just Wait for the Books on Tape Edition…..

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2009 by The MandarinJuly 28, 2009

In what has to be one of the most asinine statements to come out of Congress in a long time, and by a long time I mean about 23 minutes ago, Congressman John Conyers (D-MI) comments on the futility of … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-American, Book Burning, Congress, Socialized Medicine

It’s rationing! Despite what Sen. Kohl says.

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 27, 2009

He proves he’s as successful at health-care analysis as getting his Bucks to NBA Championships. (That’s HK in the sky-blue blazer.) Fortunately, as you’ll see in the linked story, the Badger State has produced at least one politician who’s with … Continue reading →

Posted in Herb Kohl, Milwaukee Bucks, Paul Ryan, Socialized Medicine

Waxman Wanes

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 24, 2009

Imagine you have a bill on the floor that is growing unpopular with the American public, possibly faster than any other big spending bill in history. You find your bill is losing votes fast. Worse, it turns out that your … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Henry Waxman, Socialized Medicine

I’m Bored, I’m Hungry…..

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2009 by The MandarinJuly 23, 2009

How many times have you heard a child, maybe even yours, claim that they were bored or hungry, and then when you offer to play a game with them, or make them a peanut butter & jelly sandwich they complain … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Bored Children, Health care, Socialized Medicine

Rationing vs. the old

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 23, 2009

Betsy McCaughey in the WSJ: Since Medicare was established in 1965, access to care has enabled older Americans to avoid becoming disabled and to travel and live independently instead of languishing in nursing homes. But legislation now being rushed through … Continue reading →

Posted in Euthanasia, Socialized Medicine

“It’s rationing.” —Ted Kennedy

The Gormogons Posted on July 20, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 20, 2009

Well, now that ol’ Ted has consumed all the cancer treatments he can afford, he’s awfully blunt about saying how you, your mom, your kids, and every damn other peasant don’t deserve the same. Billy the K makes the catch. … Continue reading →

Posted in Chappaquiddick Teddy, Socialized Medicine

Gubmint medimocine.

The Gormogons Posted on July 20, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 20, 2009

Good point: In fact, the Pro-Universal Crowd has done a brilliant job of framing a false argument: “Do we stick with a Free-Market Healthcare system which is not working?” or… “Do we at least do something to try and help; … Continue reading →

Posted in Gubbamint, Medicare, Socialized Medicine

It’s rationing! Part 731

The Gormogons Posted on July 19, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 19, 2009

Glenn Beck is not affiliated with the Gormogons. We will, however, gladly fast-track the membership applications of John Stossel and Penn Jillette. (If they’re not already members… Cue sinister Mandarin laugh.) Via Buttle. Stossel also does a nice job here. … Continue reading →

Posted in John Stossel, Penn Jillette, Socialized Medicine

IT’S RATIONING!

The Gormogons Posted on July 11, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 11, 2009

John Lott writes: Democrats say no rationing, but half the costs of their medical changes come from further reductions in payments to medical providers. Does anyone see the inconsistency here? Click through to the WSJ. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent … Continue reading →

Posted in John Lott, Socialized Medicine

Health Care, Eskimo Style

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2009 by 'PuterJuly 6, 2009

Or should ‘Puter say “Inuit Style”? Mayhaps “First People Style”? Regardless, in today’s Los Angeles Times op-ed section Charlotte Allen makes that case that ObamaCare equals putting old folks on ice floes to die, Eskimo style. Hmmm. Health care rationing … Continue reading →

Posted in Socialized Medicine

It’s rationing!

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 6, 2009

This is cute: Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Georgia (Peachy), Massachusetts, Socialized Medicine

Friday reading

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 26, 2009

A video and some articles for clicking through if work is slow, or if you find yourself belangoured on the weekend. On Pajamas TV, FotG David Frum continues his argument for the GOP’s forming “new majority” by presenting itself differently … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, China, Conservatism, David Frum, India, Iran, Japan, Liberals, Republicans, Requiescat in pace, Socialized Medicine, South Korea

All Barack Channel Health Care Extravaganza

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2009 by 'PuterJune 23, 2009

‘Puter thinks that there’s one thing and one thing only that could make ABC’s visual mash note to President Obama’s health care agenda tolerable. Have Jake Tapper, and maybe John Stossel, run the entire interview. These two gentlemen would certainly … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Socialized Medicine

Health Benefits of Paying Taxes

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2009 by The MandarinJune 23, 2009

In this article on Human Events.com, Jed Babbin discusses a proposal by Senator Max Baucus (D-MT) that would exempt union members and their families from paying the new proposed tax on employer provided healthcare benefits. It is incredible that 7% … Continue reading →

Posted in Card Check, Employee Free Choice Act, Socialized Medicine, Unions

ObamaCare

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2009 by 'PuterJune 23, 2009

President Obama held a news conference today to backtrack on his Iran policy. In addition to abandoning his chosen course on Iran, President Obama also discussed his health care reform agenda. President Obama stated that Medicare and Medicaid are unsustainable … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Socialized Medicine

A Gilded Cage is Still a Cage

The Gormogons Posted on June 22, 2009 by The MandarinJune 22, 2009

Here is a great article from Human Events Online that critiques a Mark Steyn article from the April 2009 edition of Imprimus. What I found most interesting is this quote from the article: Mark Steyn provides us with a historical … Continue reading →

Posted in Freedom, Government Control, Socialism, Socialized Medicine

Systemic risk

The Gormogons Posted on June 22, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 22, 2009

Rather than waiting until the next cascade is imminent, and then following the usual modus operandi of propping up the handful of firms that seem to pose the greatest threat, it may be time for a new approach: preventing the … Continue reading →

Posted in Complexity, Socialized Medicine, Systems Analysis

While ABC is servicing Obama…

The Gormogons Posted on June 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 17, 2009

…say to your friends, “Riddle me this, Batman…” Why not have the federal government demonstrate that it can provide adequate health care to American Indians, a promise it hasn’t kept for 222 years? Then demonstrate it can provide adequate health … Continue reading →

Posted in American Indians, Medicine, Socialized Medicine, Veterans’ Affairs

The Fourth Branch of Government

The Gormogons Posted on June 16, 2009 by The MandarinJune 16, 2009

According to this report on the Drudge Report, ABC News anchor Charlie Gibson will deliver the June 24th, World News broadcast live from the Blue Room of the White House. Your Mandarin thought it was a clever little jibe when … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, CBS News, Fox News, Socialized Medicine

’Scaansin says: “We don’ need noh socialized medicine, dohncha knoh.”

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 12, 2009

So y’all saw all the coverage of President Obama’s “yay for socialized medicine” rally at Lambeau Field yesterday. I’m sure that they mentioned the thousand people who showed up in the middle of the workday to protest. Punningly, they called … Continue reading →

Posted in Socialized Medicine, Wisconsin

The tender mercies of ObamaCare, coming soon to a hospital near you

The Gormogons Posted on June 9, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 9, 2009

Once again, the Gormogons note, IT’S RATIONING! WHAT GOOD IS “FREE” MEDICINE WHEN YOU CAN’T GET CARE? My views changed in medical school. Yes, everyone in Canada is covered by a “single payer” — the government. But Canadians wait for … Continue reading →

Posted in Canada, Socialized Medicine

It’s Not Like I Really Needed to Retire or See a Doctor

The Gormogons Posted on May 12, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 12, 2009

(Your Mandarin writes in.) When I turned 30 back in 1999, I wondered if I would have enough money saved in my various investments (401k, IRAs, annuities, etc.) to retire comfortably. When I turned 40 back in April, I still … Continue reading →

Posted in Social Security, Socialized Medicine, The Mandarin

Coming to a hospital near you? (2)

The Gormogons Posted on May 6, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 6, 2009

Socialized medicine! It‘s for the children! And poor, helpless old people! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Socialized Medicine

The end justifies the means

The Gormogons Posted on April 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 27, 2009

The end: socialized medicine The means: simply imposing it, without having campaigned on it or letting it be debated, much less voted on. That’s the proctalgia you feel. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Liberal Fascism, Socialized Medicine

Coming to a hospital near you?

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 21, 2009

Families described some neglected patients at the hospital drinking water from flower vases because they were so thirsty — it was apparently beyond the interest or the competence of the nursing staff or any supervisors to get them a glass … Continue reading →

Posted in Great Britain, Socialized Medicine

Pause before taking that “free” socialized medicine and consider…

The Gormogons Posted on March 25, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 25, 2009

Fact No. 1: Americans have better survival rates than Europeans for common cancers. Fact No. 2: Americans have lower cancer mortality rates than Canadians. Fact No. 3: Americans have better access to treatment for chronic diseases than patients in other … Continue reading →

Posted in Medicine, Socialized Medicine

Word of the day: enthymeme

The Gormogons Posted on March 6, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 6, 2009

Which is contained in this Roger Kimball column. It also contains this great quote from the late David Stove, a Australian philosopher who was always interesting. [Either a feeling of universal benevolence or an uncompromising moralism] on its own is … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, David Stove, Health care, Socialized Medicine, Word of the Day

Charles Krauthammer…

The Gormogons Posted on March 6, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 6, 2009

…echoes the Volgi. Flattering for the Volgi, bad for America. “…The markets’ recent precipitous decline is a reaction not just to the absence of any plausible bank rescue plan, but also to the suspicion that Obama sees the continuing financial … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Education, Energy, Financial Crisis, Fiscal Crisis, Health care, Housing Crisis, Socialism, Socialized Medicine

Stray thought of the day…

The Gormogons Posted on February 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 27, 2009

So everyone (on the right, at least) keeps noting that Obama’s “stimulus” package is nothing like an actual stimulus package and won’t help the economy. It’s just the an enormous spending and social-engineering package, the agglomeration of Democrat wish-lists of … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Bailout, Economic policy, Financial Crisis, Housing Crisis, Socialism, Socialized Medicine, Stimulus Package

As much as your Volgi spends his time…

The Gormogons Posted on February 19, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 19, 2009

…worrying about whether insufficient F-22 and naval buys are going to inadvertently lead to war with China, it’s stuff like this that’s genuinely terrifying on an individual level. Because what people don’t understand about the “free” medicine they think they’re … Continue reading →

Posted in Socialized Medicine

Oh, we’ve got to do it for poor Teddy before he dies!

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 24, 2008

What are the odds that an Obama Administration with a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate won’t pass some version of this in a blind hurry? And then welcome to the world of socialized medicine. Enjoy the filth. Prepare to clean … Continue reading →

Posted in Medicine, Socialized Medicine

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