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Fox News Shows World Doesn’t Need Trump

The Gormogons Posted on January 29, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyJanuary 29, 2016

Last night, of course, was the 76th Republican debate of the season, made memorable by the moronic decision by Donald Trump to be elsewhere. Under no calculus on earth does this make him look good or offer an advantage. Not … Continue reading →

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How to Avoid the Zika Virus and Not Die A Lot

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyJanuary 28, 2016

Your Czar is concerned with your health, and naturally has asked his Czarist Imperial Surgeon’s Office to prepare a bullet point list on how you can best protect yourself against the Zika virus, which is known as the MERS, H1N1A, … Continue reading →

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Sound the Trumpet

The Gormogons Posted on January 26, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyJanuary 27, 2016

Operative B writes in with a question that interested us, so here it is: O Great One! This lowly minion crawls on your still-threadbare carpeting to beg an answer to a simple question: do people hate Trump because he’s a … Continue reading →

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Michael Bay? Who’s Michael Bay?

The Gormogons Posted on January 19, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyJanuary 19, 2016

The movie 13 Hours does not mention Hillary Clinton in any way, but viewers are apparently plenty wise whom the movie is about. Liberals aren’t likely to see the movie either way, but you can tell whether they agree with … Continue reading →

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The Dems Debate Reality

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyJanuary 18, 2016

Not much can be said about the Democratic debate that hasn’t been ridiculed extensively on social media. The Democrats know it—this is why they schedule debates for times no one will ever watch. Two points, though, came to our attention, … Continue reading →

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January Debate Thoughts

The Gormogons Posted on January 15, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyJanuary 15, 2016

We’re finally getting to the real debates. Senator Rand Paul and Carly Fiorina are already off the main stage; Gov. Chris Christie, Gov. John Kasich, Gov. Jeb Bush, and Dr. Ben Carson are already moving to the edges and seemed … Continue reading →

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Dogs, Vomit, Andrew Jackson, and Donald J. Trump

The Gormogons Posted on January 12, 2016 by 'PuterJanuary 12, 2016

As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man There are only four things certain since Social Progress began. That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire, And the … Continue reading →

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Explaining North Korea

The Gormogons Posted on January 8, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyJanuary 8, 2016

North Korea hates being ignored. And with all this talk of war between Saudi Arabia and Iran, with Russian declaring (finally!) that America is a threat to its ridiculous interests, the Norks are getting a little itchy, ya know? A … Continue reading →

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It Is Hard to Ignore Facts

The Gormogons Posted on January 6, 2016 by GorTJanuary 6, 2016

GorT is stomping mad (sorry about crushing that small car, Dat Ho).  The “national discussion or conversation” around gun issues in this country has devolved into almost purely political rhetoric.  Aside from the theatrics that President Obama displayed earlier this … Continue reading →

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Since You Asked…

The Gormogons Posted on January 5, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyJanuary 5, 2016

Mark Spahn, an infidel from West Seneca, New York, spotted a weird little story on another site in which a couple of younger folks stood in a public place and invited passers by to “Ask A Muslim” anything they wanted. … Continue reading →

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Joy and Economic Inequality

The Gormogons Posted on January 4, 2016 by GorTJanuary 4, 2016

GorT is going to attempt to weave together a few things today. Over the New Year’s extended weekend, GorT and family saw the movie Joy. I would recommend seeing it – just for the story, if nothing else. It’s not … Continue reading →

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All of our schools above average, and salaries too!

The Gormogons Posted on January 3, 2016 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 3, 2016

In his Morning Jolt of December 28, Jim Geraghty wrote, in the context of populism’s enragés: If you drop out of high school, or only have a high-school education, you will have a difficult time getting ahead in life. That’s … Continue reading →

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