The movie 13 Hours does not mention Hillary Clinton in any way, but viewers are apparently plenty wise whom the movie is about. Liberals aren’t likely to see the movie either way, but you can tell whether they agree with the content by how they treat Michael Bay in the coming weeks.

If the movie is having a powerful effect on the Clinton campaign—and by simple exclusion, that must be a negative effect—you can expect the following:

• Michael Bay? He’s not much of a film maker.
• Michael Bay? Isn’t he wanted for some crime somewhere? Drugs, sex, or something else?
• His stuff was never that good.
• He’s only liked by a small percentage of red-necked yokels who like ‘splodey stuff.
• Michael Bay has never enjoyed success as a film maker.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.