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Anti-RFRA Is Pro-Bigotry (Plus, Bonus ‘Puter Personal Anecdote)

The Gormogons Posted on March 31, 2015 by 'PuterMarch 31, 2015

With all the hubbub about Indiana’s (not-so) new Religious Freedom Restoration Law, ‘Puter thought he’d take a bit of time to share a personal story. As we all know by now (especially seeing as how ‘Puter’s been banging on about … Continue reading →

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Meet Andrew Meerwarth, Delusional Dipshit Poster Child For Everything That’s Wrong With Universities and Millennials

The Gormogons Posted on March 30, 2015 by 'PuterMarch 30, 2015

I weep for our future when America’s universities are churning out students like this Precious Q. Snowflake, one Andrew Meerwarth, who wrote to the New York Times editor yesterday. To the Editor: Judith Shulevitz’s article about safe spaces on college … Continue reading →

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From Beirut to Muscovy in 6 Months

The Gormogons Posted on March 30, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 30, 2015

The Czar regrets his recent absence on the site, but he has been traveling for hundreds of miles, and dealing with sickness. Unfortunately, both these instances happened at the same time when the Царевич brought home something (curse you, school … Continue reading →

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‘Puter Makes Liberal Friends’ Heads Explode On Facebook

The Gormogons Posted on March 27, 2015 by 'PuterMarch 27, 2015

‘Puter’s dutifully followed along with his liberal friends’ untethered ramblings concerning Indiana’s Religious Freedom Restoration law. ‘Puter’s friends thoughtfully referred to the new statute as “anti-gay.” a Not content to merely exist in a state of ignorant bliss, ‘Puter’s friends … Continue reading →

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Life at the Bottom of the Ocean

The Gormogons Posted on March 20, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 20, 2015

The Czar has always been fascinated by really deep, scary underwater places like the bottom of the ocean, or like…well, that’s pretty much it. Millions of us have wondered about, like James Cameron. Although, to be fair, he built his … Continue reading →

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Presidents and Precedents

The Gormogons Posted on March 14, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 14, 2015

Operative BJ sent in a couple of thoughts that warranted public reply. Here’s the first one, designed to cheer you up. Unless it depresses you, that is. Your Gracious Majesty, As I grow older and my hair turns grayer, I … Continue reading →

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Why Hillary Won’t Be President: An Anecdote

The Gormogons Posted on March 9, 2015 by 'PuterMarch 9, 2015

‘Puter took Mrs. ‘Puter to a play this weekend at Geva Theatre (sic) Center. We’re season subscribers because we’re all cultured and fancy like that. ‘Puter and wife attend these shows with a group of three couples, including them. Among … Continue reading →

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Castle Memo

The Gormogons Posted on March 9, 2015 by GorTMarch 9, 2015

From:  GorT To:  Gormogons Cc:  Sleestak, Prince Tochmas, Grand Mogul, Inetef-Te-Henqet, 2-IB, Yeto, Barry, and various Minions, and that Dat Ho kid Subject: Castle Gormogon Official Time This is to officially remind the Castle dwellers that we do not recognize … Continue reading →

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Battery Saving Time

The Gormogons Posted on March 8, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 8, 2015

Today marks the start of Daylight Saving Time, and it’s time for the Czar to obey his annual tradition: reminding Dr. J. that it’s Daylight Saving Time, not Daylight Savings & Loan time. With that out of the way, the … Continue reading →

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Is This the Death Knell?

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2015 by GorTMarch 5, 2015

I work down the hall from a “Ready for Hillary PAC” office.  I really wonder what it’s like in there.  Do they read and watch the news reports?  Are they seeing the following: [March 4, 2015] – WASHINGTON (AP) – … Continue reading →

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For Your Listening Pleasure

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 4, 2015

A bit of newer music than you’re used to from the Czar; it’s The Heavy, with “The Lonesome Road.” The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the … Continue reading →

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New York Teachers Unions Are Deluded, Selfish Asshats: Part Three

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2015 by 'PuterMarch 4, 2015

‘Puter promised to provide his proposals to reform teacher evaluations. Yeah, ‘Puter knows he’s a day late with the proposals, but too danged bad. You’re getting the benefit of ‘Puter’s awesome wisdom for free.* ‘Puter’s dissected the stubborn stupidity of … Continue reading →

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New York Teachers Unions Are Deluded, Selfish Asshats: Part Two

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2015 by 'PuterMarch 2, 2015

‘Puter promised a response to the local teachers union president’s response to the Democrat and Chronicle’s responsive editorial to the teachers’ union led rally held in response to Gov. Cuomo’s proposed education reforms. Got all that? As promised, here goes. … Continue reading →

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New York Teachers’ Unions Are Deluded, Selfish Asshats: Part One

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2015 by 'PuterMarch 2, 2015

Last week, my tiny, local school district (with a $114,018,788.00 annual budget) held a rally to protest Gov. Cuomo’s education reform proposals which include tying teacher evaluations to student test scores. Student test scores will count for between 40% and … Continue reading →

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Rest Easy: Americans Overwhelmingly Religious

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2015 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 1, 2015

Well, here it is the First of March, and it feels as if yesterday was only the 28th of February. The Czar dislikes February for one reason: as the shortest month, you get the lest value from monthly services and … Continue reading →

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