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Weaker Together

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 31, 2016

Boy, Democrats are sure ticked this weekend about the FBI’s reopening of their investigation of Hillary Clinton. Normally, news broken on a Friday afternoon is forgotten by the media before the Sunday morning chat shows, but this time the outrage … Continue reading →

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Death, Dying, and Dad

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2016 by 'PuterOctober 31, 2016

‘Puter visited his Dad this weekend. As most of you know, ‘Puter’s Dad was diagnosed a year or so ago with primary progressive aphasia (or, dementia, logopenic variant). Basically, Dad is losing his ability to communicate, reason, and do simple … Continue reading →

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Nepotism Run Amok

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 24, 2016

When it comes down to it, there’s only one sport on which the Gormogons agree, and that’s hockey—it’s awesome. The Czar loves baseball, and GorT and Ghettoputer love soccer and there’s not much either of us can do to change … Continue reading →

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Double from the Doublewide

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2016 by GorTOctober 20, 2016

JAB writes in from the Doublewide in regards to this post by the Czar and GorT’s response: In order to avoid banishment to a terribly unpleasant place, I must first agree with Your Czarness’ observation that MLB, made up “rivalries” … Continue reading →

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Strike Out

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2016 by GorTOctober 14, 2016

From time to time, there are disagreements in the Castle.  One such topic that generates this is the whole baseball and soccer talk.  The Czar recently posted a interesting read – which I agree with in parts – but take … Continue reading →

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National Passed Time

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 12, 2016

The Czar likes baseball and he’s not alone. He’s not one of those Euro-weenies who are into soccer, and who get all aggressive about it because they don’t want to admit, yeah, soccer is a little socialist like nationalised healthcare … Continue reading →

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Running for Precedent

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 10, 2016

The Czar presumes it’s too early to announce eight full years of Hillary Clinton’s oppression as president, but doesn’t see much alternative after this weekend. The Czar, unfortunately, was unable to see last night’s debate as he was attending a … Continue reading →

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A Letter and a Rant

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 6, 2016

Dear Sovereign Czar, I am sorry for not asking about the Цесаревич’s election. I request that my punishment be made in the form of eating re-heated frozen burritos. The cheap kind, too. On a side note, did you see that … Continue reading →

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Repro-debate

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 5, 2016

The vice-presidential debate was certainly better—and more substantive—than the Caddyshack St. Andrew’s dinner dance scene that preceded it. But it won’t make any difference. It’s doubtful anyone on the fence will suddenly switch to supporting Hillary Clinton after watching Sen. … Continue reading →

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The Way the World Works

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2016 by GorTOctober 4, 2016

It’s been a bit since GorT posted anything and the Czar’s post yesterday inspired a thought and I think it actually ties in to the national disaster-of-an-election-cycle as well. GorT’s middle child, 2-of-3, is a high school senior.  She is … Continue reading →

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Muscovy Election Update

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 3, 2016

Thanks to all of you who asked about the Цесаревич’s student council presidential campaign. The number of candidates eventually dropped to four: the incumbent SJW, the fashion model boy who only seems to have girls as friends, the basketball girl, … Continue reading →

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