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Dreaming Up Better Analogies

The Gormogons Posted on January 29, 2018 by The Czar of MuscovyJanuary 29, 2018

The Czar understands the Grammys are nothing more than a show of money and power; music is merely the means by which the power manipulates the money. He has steadfastly avoided them since 1988, but did catch a portion of … Continue reading →

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Volgi, This Immigration Fight Really Sucks, Part II: Electric Boogaloo

The Gormogons Posted on January 25, 2018 by 'PuterJanuary 25, 2018

To borrow from the greatest philosopher of our age, “‘Puter may not be a smart man, but he knows what dysfunction is.”* ‘Puter’s family thinks he’s losing his marbles since he’s been yelling at the television and radio for weeks. … Continue reading →

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Volgi, This Immigration Fight Really Sucks

The Gormogons Posted on January 25, 2018 by 'PuterJanuary 25, 2018

Immigration. Say the word and normal, sane people lose their minds. On one side, we have people screaming “THEY TOOK R JERBZ!!!” and “BILD TEH WAL!!” On the other side, we see people ranting without open borders, America’s the moral … Continue reading →

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Greatest Showman Review

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2018 by GorTJanuary 20, 2018

GorT and Mrs. GorT had a date night and grabbed dinner and saw “The Greatest Showman” yesterday. Put simply, it was really darn good. While this may be the last time we see a movie in a shopping mall’s movie … Continue reading →

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Inside Trump’s Heart

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2018 by Dr. J.January 18, 2018

Gentle Readers, It’s been a while since Dr. J.’s posted, but the latest edition of ‘Teh Trumpzesz Must Rezign!!!!!!!!!@11!!!Eleventy!!@onE!!!!!!!’ pushes the narrative that Trump is too sick for office, unlike those strapping and robust Presidents Harding, Wilson, Roosevelt, Eisenhower and … Continue reading →

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Musically Inclined?

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2018 by GorTJanuary 18, 2018

GorT and Mrs. GorT returned 2of3 to unnamed higher education institution about 4 hours north of us over this past weekend. During the drive, the three of us began talking about music. Our children have a wide appreciation of music … Continue reading →

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How to Make Mixed Drinks

The Gormogons Posted on January 14, 2018 by The Czar of MuscovyJanuary 14, 2018

Be your own bartender! It’s not hard, especially if you have several-hundred-thousand dollars to spend. But you get get by with a lot less, of course, and it helps if you actually know how to make drinks. So the Czar … Continue reading →

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How to Protect Yourself From the Killer Flu

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2018 by The Czar of MuscovyJanuary 11, 2018

Your Czar is concerned with your health, and naturally has asked his Czarist Imperial Surgeon’s Office to prepare a bullet point list on how you can best protect yourself against the Killer Influenza virus, which is known as the Zika, … Continue reading →

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‘Puter Gets Serious For A Moment

The Gormogons Posted on January 8, 2018 by 'PuterJanuary 8, 2018

‘Puter hasn’t written much lately. He’s had a lot going on. Regular readers know ‘Puter’s Dad has advanced dementia and has been declining rapidly. ‘Puter’s Mom put him in a memory care facility (nursing home) last Wednesday. While in the … Continue reading →

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Gormogon Business Network – Issue 2018-01

The Gormogons Posted on January 3, 2018 by GorTJanuary 3, 2018

In this issue we’ll discuss two topics starting to make some rumblings in the business world. Prediction: Amazon Will Buy Target in 2018 GorT is fully in on a prediction by Loup Ventures’ Gene Munster. In a report from Loup … Continue reading →

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