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When NYT Editors Walk Off The Deep End: Part II

The Gormogons Posted on December 31, 2014 by 'PuterDecember 31, 2014

‘Puter promised there’d be a Part II to his exegetical study of the New York Times lead editorial When New York City Police Walk Off the Job. In Part I, ‘Puter roundly denounced the NYPD for their not-so-sub-rosa strike.* In … Continue reading →

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When NYT Editors Walk Off The Deep End: Part I

The Gormogons Posted on December 31, 2014 by 'PuterDecember 31, 2014

‘Puter read with amazement and contempt today’s lead editorial from our intellectual betters at the New York Times. Titled When New York City Police Walk Off the Job, the editors explain why hating police officers is a just and rational … Continue reading →

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Jeb Bush: The Media’s Pick, Not Yours

The Gormogons Posted on December 30, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 4, 2015

By now, everybody should be familiar with JournoList, a social media group of leading left-wing journalists who effectively conspired to control the narrative of news; they had over 400 members (founder Ezra Klien claimed the actual number was almost twice … Continue reading →

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NYPD Blues

The Gormogons Posted on December 29, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 29, 2014

Two related emails arrived just before Christmas, so it’s time to get them out there. The first is from Operative BJ, writing from an undisclosed location (probably his smoke house), and the second from Island Dweller. Your Majesty, This one … Continue reading →

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Government Screws The Middle Class Again (Or, Why Ocwen Matters)

The Gormogons Posted on December 29, 2014 by 'PuterDecember 29, 2014

This (and this) is why middle class Americans can’t have nice things. “But ‘Puter, why should we care about consumer mortgage servicing companies? They’re the rat bastards Sen. Pocahontas Warren wants to shut down for being meanies who make us … Continue reading →

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Christmas at the Castle

The Gormogons Posted on December 25, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 25, 2014

Merry Christmas, everyone. Today is a day meant for sharing with family and friends, gathering around the tree or the table, and remembering the glorious traditions of your respective religion. Which is why you are on the internet, reading this … Continue reading →

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More on Christmas Carols

The Gormogons Posted on December 24, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 24, 2014

At the very least, you can bet that Mark Spahn (did you know he hails from West Seneca, new York? We did!) stimulates no end of discussion among the Gormogonorati. A couple days back, he asked the Czar about the … Continue reading →

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Battle of the Five Characters We Lost Interest In

The Gormogons Posted on December 24, 2014 by GorTDecember 24, 2014

GorT and family trekked out this past weekend to see “The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies”.  To set the stage, GorT has always been a bigger fan of the novel, The Hobbit, than the trilogy of the Lord of … Continue reading →

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Music, Meter, Musings, and the Mikado

The Gormogons Posted on December 22, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 22, 2014

The Czar enjoys receiving messages from Mark Spahn, of West Seneca, New York, because they invariably start in medias res. Ponder the meter of the lyrics of these two songs: I want a hippopotamus for Christmas, only a hippopotamus will … Continue reading →

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GorT’s Workplace Tips #451

The Gormogons Posted on December 18, 2014 by GorTDecember 18, 2014

GorT has shared a number of tips before…no they weren’t titled as such, but the lessons are in the posts, you just have to do the reading. Tip #451: Your best opportunity for happiness (and therefore success, in my opinion) … Continue reading →

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How to Repair Broken iPads For No Cost

The Gormogons Posted on December 18, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 18, 2014

It’s a well-known fact in technology circles that all i-devices, like the iPhone, iPad, iPod, and PudThaI, are virtually identical devices that all do exactly the same things and have precisely the same parts in size. it’s also true that … Continue reading →

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A Collision of Histories

The Gormogons Posted on December 17, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 17, 2014

Progressives: A Very Brief History Any time you start with a serious attempt at reform, somebody comes along and hijacks it toward Leftism. Oh yeah, you can name a whole bunch of things today. Like Ferguson: a few folks get … Continue reading →

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돼지불고기 And International Intrigue

The Gormogons Posted on December 16, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 16, 2014

Operative TexasAggie (who is obviously some sort of Longhorns fan with a perverse sense of destiny and ritualized self-humiliation), asks an interesting but easily answered question: So far what I’ve read about the Sony hacks from all my favorite internet … Continue reading →

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The Czar’s Guide to Preserving Old Furniture

The Gormogons Posted on December 15, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 15, 2014

Preserving old furniture is something everybody does, even that weird old guy who lives a few doors down from you and likes to stand out in his driveway every morning wearing sweat pants and a soiled tee shirt, sipping his … Continue reading →

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Καὶ Τὰ Λοιπά

The Gormogons Posted on December 14, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 14, 2014

Well, the Czar needs to get these out of his inbox and up for the readership before they get any more out of date: Oh great and esteemed The Czar. Your humble minion on the plains believes that no CIA … Continue reading →

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Inconvenient Truths for Democrats

The Gormogons Posted on December 11, 2014 by 'PuterDecember 11, 2014

‘Puter’s watched in recent weeks as Democrats repeat falsehoods as truths. ‘Puter’s not sure if Democrats even realize they’re doing it. Democrats may be in denial after their recent midterm drubbing, repeating cherished falsehoods incessantly in a vain attempt to … Continue reading →

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Two-Fer

The Gormogons Posted on December 10, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 10, 2014

The Czar left the Castle day room, mildly bothered by the smell of Dr. J. using Force Lightning to raise the thermostat and Leng clouds brought a chill on the moor. Yes, we now have a moor; Volgi put one … Continue reading →

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Lamenting the Future

The Gormogons Posted on December 9, 2014 by GorTDecember 9, 2014

GorT was at an event recently where the POTUS spoke.  The crowd was largely in their early 20s and lapped it up.  Sure, there is probably a large degree of star-struckness of being in the same room as the President … Continue reading →

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Epistolaria

The Gormogons Posted on December 7, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 7, 2014

Letters, letters. The Czar is like a magnet for these things, and wonders whether his Castle Colleagues are as sufficiently bugged. But then, the Czar suspects the responses would be something along these lines: Fan: Just a quick note to … Continue reading →

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Quiet Heroism

The Gormogons Posted on December 6, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 7, 2014

Almost a year ago, Operative BJ and the Czar had a quiet discussion about duty and service, when he volunteered this story about his father. The Czar asked permission to retell it on his dad’s birthday. Here it is, and … Continue reading →

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‘Puter’s Secret Letter To Santa Claus

The Gormogons Posted on December 5, 2014 by 'PuterDecember 5, 2014

Mr. Satan Santa Claus The Claus Haus North Pole (and not the stripper kind) Arctic Ocean, Some Country 3.1415 Dear Satan Santa, ‘Puter has been really, really, extra-special good this year. ‘Puter feeds Sleestak nearly every other week, often before … Continue reading →

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In Tres Partes Are the Czar’s Mails Divided

The Gormogons Posted on December 4, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyDecember 4, 2014

Hoping this day finds you better off than you were yesterday (but realistically, probably not), the Czar has decided to clean out some more of his mailbag. Here is something from Island Dweller: Most illustrious majesty: After following the latest, … Continue reading →

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Why Won’t New York’s Public Sector Unions Pay Their Fair Share?

The Gormogons Posted on December 4, 2014 by 'PuterDecember 4, 2014

New York Democrats and their public sector union cronies hector us relentlessly, screeching “the rich”* should pay their “fair share.”** ‘Puter sat down and did himself some thinking on the topic. ‘Puter decided he hates hypocrites, and that he hates … Continue reading →

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