The Czar loves stories like this. Three high school students discovered a radio pulsar in the constellation Ophiucus. Way to go!
Above, the students receive official confirmation of their discovery.
Hannah Mabry, center, hopes to become a radio astronomer and write books popularizing the subject with the general public.
Alexander Snider, left, hopes to ask Hannah to the prom. Casey Thompson, on the computer screen, plans to thwart Snider at every opportunity and win her over for himself. Neither is aware that Hannah already has designs on the head of her high school football team because (a) he thinks shes totally cool for studying science and (b) he drives a Corvette.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.