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I thought pixels were mined…OR #LIRPALOOF

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. received this missive in his email today: Dr. J. scratched his head on this one because, he was of the understanding that pixels came from pixel mines in remote deserts such as the Jundland Wastes. Nevertheless … Continue reading →

Posted in April Fools, Computers, Country Music, Doctor Who, Dr. J., Nashville, Pixels

Pre-human DNA found 400,000 years ago?

The Gormogons Posted on December 7, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Who else is a suitable companion for The ‘Malcolm Tucker’ Doctor! Sounds like ‘Puter was joyriding in GorT’s time machine again. Dr. J.

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Posted in 'Puter ain't always right, Doctor Who, GorTechie's Time Travel Adventures, Peter Capaldi

Day Of The Pony or TWO REVIEWS

The Gormogons Posted on November 25, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This will make sense if you watched the Day of the Doctor Gentle Readers, This contains spoilers, but as it is after the 48 hour embargo period, Dr. J. decided to start off with spoiler free reviews then delve into … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Doctor Who, Dr. J. Style, Lil Resident, My Little Pony, Science Fiction, This movie really sucks, This TV show really sucks

Dr. J. plays catch up

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J.’s been horrifically busy of late, so he hasn’t been able to write much of substance and you’ve had to suffer the slings and arrows of My Little Pony jokes and puppy pictures, and not much Gormotastic … Continue reading →

Posted in Doctor Who, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, Insurance, John Kennedy, Kids These Days, Medical Ethics, Nuclear Weapons, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag – Force Ghost Edition

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The operative known as Ghost writes to Dr. J., rather than The Czar: O Wielder of the Scalpel Most Fine, I normally write to my overlord who shall not be named, but this…was so…you, that it could not be helped. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Doctor Who, Dr. J., Gormogon Operatives, Mailbag, My Little Pony

Turn back the clock…

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…an hour tonight. Time Turner (aka Dr. Whooves) is turning back the clock, so should you! Daylight saving time ends, and standard time starts at 2 AM, tomorrow morning. Tomorrow morning, you get to live 1-2 AM all over again,if … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Daylight Saving Time, Doctor Who, Doctors, Dr. J. Style, Gormogon Infighting, My Little Pony, Residents

The Doctor is Out

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. has a million balls in the air, and consequently will be out through Wednesday, so any wit, wisdom and ponyisms will have to wait. Until then remember: Obamacare still sucks A government shutdown is not a bad thing … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Bronies, Doctor Doom, Doctor Who, Dr. J., Government Shutdown, Harry Reid, My Little Pony, ObamaCare, Peyton Manning, Talkin' Football, The Obama Amateur Hour

UPDATE! – BREAKING: The Twelfth Doctor Revealed!

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

GOTCHA! Insert Ginger joke here! Seriously folk, they’re announcing it now over on the BBC One and BBC America. If they go with Peter Capaldi, Dr. J. loved him in Lair of the White Worm, and he had a fine … Continue reading →

Posted in Doctor Who, Nerds, Rick Astley

Mailbag – Doctor’s Bill Edition

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.’s post the other day offering up Colin Salmon as the 12th Doctor caught the eye of a few of readers. It even made GorT and the Czar quip. The first came in a series of tweets from a … Continue reading →

Posted in BBC News, Colin Salmon, Doctor Who, Gormogon Operatives, Mailbag, Minions

The Twelfth Doctor

The Gormogons Posted on June 4, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Rockin’ the Gallifreyan Robes Gentle Readers, Dr. J. learned over the weekend that Matt Smith will be completing his run as the 11th Doctor on Doctor Who after the 2013 Christmas Special. Dr. J.’s been a big fan of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Bond—James Bond, Colin Salmon, Doctor Who, My Little Pony, Nerds, Science Fiction

Restaurant Insurance: A Healthcare Allegory

The Gormogons Posted on May 31, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Socialized medicine? The Doctor says, “RUN!” Today, Dr. J. is copying in whole-cloth a post from the now defunct Ideal Medical Practices blog. Written by Megan Lewis, M.D., in February of 2009, this piece flew onto Dr. J.’s radar this week. … Continue reading →

Posted in Doctor Who, Dr. J. Style, Facebook, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour

What does Dr. J. want?

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

What do you want, readers? Dr. J. was having lunch the other day with Mr. Morden. He asked, so Dr. J. answered: Dr. J. wants a Superman movie with someone other than Lex Luthor or General Zod as the villain … Continue reading →

Posted in Babylon 5, Bill of Rights, Doctor Who, Internal Revenue Service, Journalism, My Little Pony, Star Trek, Star Wars, The Obama Amateur Hour

Does she regenerate too?

The Gormogons Posted on December 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Things to make you go hmmm: She’s a Time Lady! Dr. J.

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Posted in Doctor Who

Coexist…

The Gormogons Posted on November 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

That is all… Dr. J.

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Posted in Babylon 5, Death Star, Doctor Who, Firefly, Star Trek, Star Wars

Princess Who?

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Lil Resident is a fan of the 10th doctor and several of the Disney Princesses (particularly Belle, as she’s neither a trustafarian nor an uneducated lout). So this mashup was something that Dr. J. thought his little Sith Princess … Continue reading →

Posted in Disney, Doctor Who, Humor, Princesses

Doctor Cthulwho?

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Did you get Dragon Magazine™ back in the day? You know you did. And where did you go first? The Dragonmirth section with all the funny cartoons. You know you did. Well, Dork Tower was one of those cartoons, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Doctor Who, Humor, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, Nerds

What Dr. J. has learned from The Doctor

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The site will be Dr. J. lite in all likelihood for the next week or so as Clan J. moves out of the urban flat which we occupied for the last four months, and into the palatial ‘J. Abbey.’ Dr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Doctor Who, Dr. J., Humor

The First Doctor?!?!?

The Gormogons Posted on August 8, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

She even had companions and prior companions… Rumor has it, Helen Mirren would be willing to play a Time Lord… h/t – SWFBF Dr. J.

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Posted in 19th Century, British Literature, Doctor Who, England, Helen Mirren, Humor, Julie Andrews, Literature, London, Science Fiction

In which The Doctor waxes poetic on the Olympics

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Not that Doctor, Dr. J., and you know how he’ll light the torch! ZZZZZZZZAP! A broken clock is right twice a day and a bat-shit crazy one-world-government progressive type can sure throw a terrific party once every two years. Tonight … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012, Americans, Cold War, Crusades, Doctor Who, Dr. J., England, London, Nationalism, Olympics, USA

Scooby Doo vs. Doctor Who

The Gormogons Posted on April 26, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

h/t Neatorama.com and Dr. J.’s spooky witchy Facebook Friend Dr. J.

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Posted in Cartoons, Doctor Who, Humor, Nerds, Scooby Doo

A second opinion from the Doctor

The Gormogons Posted on July 11, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

House R’s: In the event that you were concerned that Dr. J. is a lone voice in the wilderness, Dr. J. took the liberty to obtain a second opinion for you from another famous Doctor: There you have it. No … Continue reading →

Posted in Doctor Who, National Debt

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