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Hold Me Back, Ma

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2014 by GorTMay 4, 2014

There are many reasons that parents make decisions about their child’s education and development.  Over the years, various school districts have adjusted the birth dates by which they determine cutoffs for grade eligibility. Recently this article over at DeadSpin started … Continue reading →

Posted in Parenting is hard, Parents, Sports

No Thanks, Already

The Gormogons Posted on February 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As you know, the Czar was born halfway through the 13th Century and has seen much. So have his parents, who are ridiculously ancient. Anyway, his sainted parents are looking to move to a retirement community, which they should have … Continue reading →

Posted in Parents, The Czar of Muscovy

‘Puter’s Women: Registered Democrats Disenchanted With Obama

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

A photo of ‘Puter’s Mom, circa 1967. Notreally. ‘Puter’s Mom was too busy workingto hang out with the rich kid, self absorbedhippies smoking weed and dodging the draft. ‘Puter’s going to let slip some ‘Puter family secrets. Both Mrs. ‘Puter … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Democrats, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Joe Biden, Mrs. 'Puter, Parents, Stupid Politicians

Ruminations

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Being a time-traveling robot, one doesn’t always think linearly so I have a couple thoughts that have been bouncing around the ol’ neural net and I figured I’d do a quick dump on each.  ‘Puter would counsel me to say … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, Gormogonica, Kids These Days, Parents, Sports, Work

Tell me about the waters of your homeworld, Usul…

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

“You shall be known as Usul, which is the strength at the base of the pillar,” Stilgar, Dune by Frank Herbert.” Dr. J. wanted to get this in before the iPhone 5 announcement, so as not to embarrass Tim Cook … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Mrs. 'Puter, Mrs. The Czar, Parents

Breaking: Kids need Dads…

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Today, the New Atlantis Jedi Academy, where the lil med student and lil resident are learning the ways of the Dark Side of the Force, had their annual Father’s breakfast. Dr. J. and the kids had a blast, and much … Continue reading →

Posted in Parents

In Defense of Teachers

The Gormogons Posted on June 15, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter spends a lot of time around here bashing teachers’ unions because, well, teachers’ unions so richly deserve bashing. Teachers’ unions exist solely to enrich their members at the expense of taxpayers and children, all the while claiming to champion … Continue reading →

Posted in Parents, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Teaching

’Puter-style parenting

The Gormogons Posted on February 18, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 18, 2010

On the other hand, as we’re all parents (a couple even of daughters), one suspects the Gormogons are emotively, if not perhaps legally, in this guy’s corner: “I shot him in the nuts with bird-shot because he was beating my … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Florida, Guns, Insanity, Parents

It Takes a New Age Dork Parent To Raise a Bratty Child

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 22, 2009

SoS Clinton is fuming mad! Those “friends we haven’t met yet,” Iran and North Korea, are going to be sorry if they continue on the road to nuclear weapons. Really sorry. Why, she’s so mad, she’s not even sure what … Continue reading →

Posted in Bratty Kids, Foreign Policy, Hillary Clinton, Iran, North Korea, Parents, “Friends We Haven’t Met”

A Nation of Babies

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 1, 2009

We’re increasingly a nation of whiny little babies who don’t believe success ought to be earned.  Ruben Navarrette, Jr. posts an excellent column concerning student’s growing sense of entitlement to success, regardless of ability. According the study cited by Mr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Parents, Schools, Self-Esteem, Teachers

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