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A Very Special ‘Puter Rant: “Racist, ‘Puter’s Fat, White, Hairy Rear End!”

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Kevin Cronin and REO Speedwagon secretlyadvance the grand plot of the omnipotent WhiteMale Patriarchy to keep Blacks down throughjudicious application of late 1970s rock music. In the immortal words of REO Speedwagon, ‘Puter’s had “enough of the falseness of a … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Black America, Bullshit racism accusations, Florida, Liberal Fascism, Media, Media Bias, MSNBC, Racism, Rant, Stupid People, The White Devils, Zimmerman

‘Puter Was Unaware Teachers Paid Unions To Protest Criminal Court Verdicts

The Gormogons Posted on July 16, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter hates public sector unions, particularly teachers unions. Teachers unions steal from their members, protect unqualified and predatory teachers and support work rules that have ruined public education.  So long as teachers unions keep their ill-advised, asinine policy positions in … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Florida, Law Enforcement, Randi Weingarten, Rule of Law, Stupid People, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Zimmerman

Another Take on the Zimmerman-Martin Case

The Gormogons Posted on July 16, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT has been lax about posting recently – mostly due to being really busy at work, partially due to enjoying summer with friends & family, and somewhat due to not having much in the world that has really grabbed his … Continue reading →

Posted in Florida, Media Bias, Not Impressed, Press, Zimmerman

‘Puter Takes On The Zimmerman Verdict, Sponsored By Narragansett Lager

The Gormogons Posted on July 15, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

At least Blacks, Whites, liberals and conservatives can agree that Narragansett Lager is crap. ‘Puter was in scenic Worcester, Massachusetts this weekend attending a reunion for alumni of the college student-run theater and the college choir. As one might imagine, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Beer, Black America, Conservatism, Florida, Liberals, Media, Racism, Rule of Law, Whitey

Ric Bradshaw: Call Your Office

The Gormogons Posted on May 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dread and Awful Czar, It would seem the illustrious sheriff of Palm Beach (FL) County, one Ric Bradshaw, has stolen a page from the playbook of the Okhrana and seems to want to institute what at first blush (and many … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Jurisprudence, Florida, Government Control, Island Dweller, Stupid Politicians

Liberals’ Affirmative Action Is Racism By A Nicer Name: Proof

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter harped plenty about colleges’ use of affirmative action in admissions last week in the context of the Supreme Court’s review of the issue. Imagine ‘Puter’s surprise when he came upon this nugget of information. Florida’s Department of Education is … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Florida, Race, Racism, Stupid Politicians, Supreme Court

NYT Editors’ Hypocrisy, Recall Election Edition

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter imagines this to be the creative process in the New York Times’ editorial suites. Here comes another double-flusher from Keller! ‘Puter was enthralled to read today the the New York Times editorial board fervently believes that judicial retention elections … Continue reading →

Posted in Election, Florida, New York Times - NYT, Stupid People, Wisconsin

Another Powers Held Hostage

The Gormogons Posted on March 27, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Yes, it’s Sunday—the day that bad news about the Obama administration gets leaked out, in hopes that you and the few triple-digit-IQed folks in the mainstream media completely miss it. Here is a great headline out of The Onion: Most … Continue reading →

Posted in Florida, Joe Biden

Boring Sciency Stuff: But Will It Kill You?

The Gormogons Posted on January 8, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Dear Czar, Shouldn’t the title of this article be ‘PANIC WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEE’: I am confused. However, I am coherently grateful for all of the recent Gormogon posts. Keep up the good work! God Bless, JS, Operative and … Continue reading →

Posted in Airline safety, Florida, Gormogon Operatives, Mad science, Science

’Puter-style parenting

The Gormogons Posted on February 18, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 18, 2010

On the other hand, as we’re all parents (a couple even of daughters), one suspects the Gormogons are emotively, if not perhaps legally, in this guy’s corner: “I shot him in the nuts with bird-shot because he was beating my … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Florida, Guns, Insanity, Parents

“Oh, you want a ho?! YOU WANT A HO?!”

The Gormogons Posted on August 26, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 26, 2009

So there’s this “gentleman’s club” in Florida—of course it’s in Florida—which has taken into its employment two girls who are 15 and 17. Fifteen-year-old’s Mom calls 911, the cops go get the girls. Then Your NewsTeamChannel On Your Side local … Continue reading →

Posted in Enraged Grandma of Justice, Florida, Local News, Media, Strippers

Your government at work.

The Gormogons Posted on March 18, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 18, 2009

Well, maybe this explains the whole “stimulus package.” Ye gods and little fishes. Watch the whole thing. Ok, actually, this is a lot more germane. And almost as head-batteringly stupid. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Florida, Stupid People

Cautionary Tale

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2009 by 'PuterFebruary 4, 2009

Governor Charlie Crist (R) of Florida unwittingly provides the Obama Administration an object lesson in how not to use government to fix a perceived problem. When government participates in the market, and rigs the rules such that it is unprofitable … Continue reading →

Posted in Charlie Crist, Florida, Insurance

Florida, cradle of Nobelists

The Gormogons Posted on August 26, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 26, 2008

Or not. “Say, guys, that Hurricane Fay has left a foot of standing water on the street! Let’s go tubing!” Meanwhile in an unnamed location, some skateboarders are still trying to use failure-analysis software to figure out what went wrong … Continue reading →

Posted in Dudez, Florida, Stupidity

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