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The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

At the Leaping Peacock the other night, BG and the Czar were discussing the political affiliation of a white supremacist when Borepatch walked up and sat down. Borepatch nodded to BG, turned to the Czar, and said, “Nice post the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Borepatch, Bullshit racism accusations, History, Operative BG, Race, Racism

BG: Our National Conversation Now Goes Like This

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

An asshat up in North Dakota is trying to establish a White Suprmacist “enclave” for any like-minded salamanders who are looking for a blackless and Jewless place to live. Some news reports are saying that he is spectacularly unsuccessful; more … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Bullshit racism accusations, Democrats, Ku Klux Klan, Nazis, Nazis Living As Hippies, Operative BG, Race, Racism, Republicans

The Ugliest Side

The Gormogons Posted on August 31, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

One of the things the Czar—and probably a few of you—finds quite frustrating about Barack Obama is not his ridiculously inept progressivism, his shoddy work ethic, and his lazy understanding of politics and history. Rather, it is how he has … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Polls, Race, Racism

Guess Who Is Behind the Return of Racist America?

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ah, hippies. They just can’t let it go. When you’re a loser who was never forced to hear anything sensible, and you experience a long period lacking in self-discipline and with zero social consequences—say the years 1966-1977—you tend to pine … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Popular Culture, Race, Racism

Anyone Can Be Racist

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As the Mandarin once wrote, “racism stinks no matter who the victim is” Unfortunately for the reality-based community, an ugly myth remains rampant—exacerbated by the George Zimmerman verdict—that racism is limited only to white people. Here’s a racist. He doesn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Race, Racism

Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics: ZOMG! AP Says 80% Of Americans Are Doomed To Poverty!

The Gormogons Posted on July 29, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Let’s wait while Mildred completesthe tabulation, norming the figuresto comport with AP’s expectations. ‘Puter awoke this morning to the mid-summer serenade of cicadas singing mingled with the strangled cries of MSNBC pundits bemoaning the inherent unfairness of our economic system. … Continue reading →

Posted in Associated Press, Liar Liar Pants on Fire, Liberal Idiots, Marriage, Media Bias, Polls, Poverty, Race, Stupid People, Stupidity, Wall Street

Somali Molehills and High School Mountains

The Gormogons Posted on February 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The ever-busy D.T., our spiffy and smiling Myrmidon wrangler, writes to us with a surprisingly accurate opening line: Oh Wise, Mighty, Terrible, Yet Surprisingly Cuddly When the Mood Strikes Him Czar, I read this account of a “racial brawl” at … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, High School, Journalism, Mailbag, Media, Media Bias, Myrmidons, Race, Racism, Somalia

Another Tragic Example of Real Racism

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Alert readers may remember the Czar’s prediction that a Winnsboro, LA, woman’s claim that she was subject to a racial attack was untrue. Twitter friend @rachelveronica points us to this news story: Two days after multiple law enforcement agencies began … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Klansmen, Ku Klux Klan, Louisiana, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Race, Racism

Winnsboro Attack: First, Be Skeptical

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Is someone attempting their own October surprise? The news media is reporting that Sharmeka Moffitt, 20, was walking down a paved trail in a quiet and calm part of Winnsboro, Louisiana, when three men wearing “white hoodies” wrote KKK on … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Klansmen, Ku Klux Klan, Louisiana, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Race, Racism

Liberals’ Affirmative Action Is Racism By A Nicer Name: Proof

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter harped plenty about colleges’ use of affirmative action in admissions last week in the context of the Supreme Court’s review of the issue. Imagine ‘Puter’s surprise when he came upon this nugget of information. Florida’s Department of Education is … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Florida, Race, Racism, Stupid Politicians, Supreme Court

Mailbag: Sophistry and Puppetry

The Gormogons Posted on April 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

We dig deep down into the mailbag, past the raw otter meat, the queen scorpion egg case, and seven offers for high-interest credit cards, and find two addressed to us. Protagoras has gone emo, writes KH—if you have lost your … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bullshit racism accusations, Facebook, Mailbag, Main Stream Media, Media, Race, Racism, The Obama Amateur Hour

How the Left Lost The Race Card

The Gormogons Posted on March 31, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

When this is racist and that is racist appears more than once a month in a new story or interview, eventually the word loses its effectiveness. For example, television viewers are no longer shocked to see interracial kissing. The insistence … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Leftism, Liberals, Race, Racism

Mailbag: No, Tim…

The Gormogons Posted on February 8, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Royal Mathematician to the Gormogons, that other Dr. J, writes into the Czar. And this caught him by surprise, because the Czar looked up and down the length of this email and could not isolate a single instance where … Continue reading →

Posted in Black America, Mailbag, Race, Royal Mathematician to the Gormogons

Mailbag: African? American?

The Gormogons Posted on February 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Folks have been writing in on the Czar’s distaste for the term “African-American.” And for pretty much the same reason: it diminishes who Americans are. N or S writes in: The difficulties inherent in the term “African American” were brought … Continue reading →

Posted in Black America, Mailbag, Race

Jedmo Vents

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, we each received a typewritten manifesto in our inboxes, smelling of pine and mountain cabin. The others kind of looked at it, we all looked at each other, and then looked back at the document. And the Mandarin said, … Continue reading →

Posted in Black America, Death Penalty, Mailbag, Race, Racism

Is the Tea Party Like the Civil Rights Movement?

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Over at Big Government, Stacy Swimp argues that the Tea Party is the 21st Century Civil Rights Movement. This is a bit of a stretch. The Civil Rights Movement has a long, unbroken history of abolitionist traditions, and risked literal … Continue reading →

Posted in Black America, Bullshit racism accusations, Democrats, Race, Racism, Tea Party

Reality to Jesse Jackson: STFU Already

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Chicago Sun-Times “columnist” (that’s how he’s billed, although this is a major stretch) Jesse Jackson…or more realistically, whoever is ghost-writing his crap…today accuses the Republicans of intent to commit voter fraud. Really. As the campaigns for the 2012 presidential election … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Democrats, Election, Jesse Jackon, Race, Racism, Republicans, Vote Fraud, Voting

Inaction Jackson

The Gormogons Posted on August 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Jesse Jackson, whom the Czar refuses to address as Reverend on principle, decided to honor the memory of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., by calling Tea Partiers a bunch of racists. Because that, you know, is what Dr. King wanted … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Good Times' Racist Principle, Bullshit racism accusations, Jackass, Race, Racism

Pakistan, Explained (Sort Of)

The Gormogons Posted on May 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Gotta love a letter that opens like this: Dear Dread and Wonderful Czar, From what you wrote about Pakistan in Bit 3 of your “Four Little Tidbits” post, it sounds like Pakistan could be described as the Yugoslavia of the … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Mailbag, Pakistan, Race

Things You Learn In High School

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

You cannot make a person a leader by merely insisting he or she is special. You need to challenge the person on a physical, mental, and spiritual level; only then will the leader emerge. Of course, you might be hard-pressed … Continue reading →

Posted in Africa, African Colonialism, Education, Race

No Guns for Negroes

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 12, 2009

The candor of the racism is kind of refreshing, if hideously repugnant. Via FJM Blog. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Black America, Gun control, Guns, Race

Shelby Steele on “Why the GOP Can’t Win With Minorities”

The Gormogons Posted on March 16, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 16, 2009

As always with Steele, a profoundly thoughtful essay. And here is conservatism’s great problem with minorities. In an era when even failed moral activism is redemptive — and thus a source of moral authority and power — conservatism stands flat-footed … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Race

Inauguration in black and white

The Gormogons Posted on January 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 21, 2009

Friends of the Gormogons Jonah Goldberg & Steve Hayes have some very perspicacious comments on how great it is to have elected a black president—even not having voted for him and hoping that his policy agenda goes down in flames. … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Friend of Gormogons, Inauguration, Jonah Goldberg, Liberals, Race, Steve Hayes

Black and not voting for Obama

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 4, 2008

How tough must that be? Electing a black president (even one with no real connection to the legacy of slavery) has got to be one of the signal events of the long, great struggle to overcome the legacy of slavery … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Barack Obama, Black America, Race

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