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The Gormogons Posted on April 3, 2014 by GorTApril 6, 2014

No, GorT isn’t going to talk about the Democrats’ policies and view of the world.  Rather, he noticed that he’s been remiss in posting on some technical subjects recently so let’s play some catch up. On March 25th, Mark Zuckerberg … Continue reading →

Posted in Computers, Facebook, way too much technology

People like The Maryland House…

The Gormogons Posted on March 23, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…who knew? Dr. J. wondered if he was in the right place… Clan J. was traveling back from Dr. J.’s ancestral home, and stopped by The Maryland House off I-95 at about 4:30 in the morning to void, buy more … Continue reading →

Posted in Donuts, Dr. J. Style, Facebook, Maryland House, People's Republic of Maryland

The State of Facebook

The Gormogons Posted on February 26, 2014 by GorTApril 6, 2014

I don’t know about our readers and the other castle inhabitants* but lately I’ve started noticing a trend with my “newsfeed” on Facebook.  Basically, I can categorize my Facebook connections into one of a few buckets: 1.  The Occasional Poster … Continue reading →

Posted in Facebook

A Day In The Life Of ‘Puter: Trolling Liberals on Facebook

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Gov. Scott Walker masterfully trolled Wisconsin’s hyper- sensitive Dane County liberal denizens, enraging theseeconomically illiterate “educators,” and benefiting the state’staxpayers simultaneously. Masterfully done, Gov. Walker. To be fair to ‘Puter’s self, he really didn’t set out to troll his liberal … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Democrats, Facebook, Family, Friends, GorT, Liberals, Republicans

Restaurant Insurance: A Healthcare Allegory

The Gormogons Posted on May 31, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Socialized medicine? The Doctor says, “RUN!” Today, Dr. J. is copying in whole-cloth a post from the now defunct Ideal Medical Practices blog. Written by Megan Lewis, M.D., in February of 2009, this piece flew onto Dr. J.’s radar this week. … Continue reading →

Posted in Doctor Who, Dr. J. Style, Facebook, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour

Re: Holy Cell Phone

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Indeed one of Dr. J.’s IT professional chums has his home network hardwired and uses a ‘dumb phone’ in order to minimize his grid footprint because he’s that paranoid. Doc, are you referring to Ron Muskee, of 1118 Market Street, … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Boston, Citizenry, Facebook, Police Dogs, Social Media, Terrorism, Terrorists, Twitter

Holy Cell Phone, Batman!

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Only Batman can process every Instagram, Facebook and Twitter Account at once! LOLCATZ! Dr. J. was extremely impressed with the impressive detective work brought to bear on the Boston Marathon bombing by the Boston PD, Massachusetts State Police and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Boston, Citizenry, Facebook, Police Dogs, Social Media, Terrorism, Terrorists, Twitter

Social Media

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT got thinking about the beginning of the trial of Dr. Kermit Gosnell (see The Czar’s post below) after seeing a segment on Fox News’ The Five.  We’ve been through a number of social media trending posts/images with various colored … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Facebook, Meme, Murder

Legalized Illegal Immigration: Turning Gay Marriage On Its Ear

The Gormogons Posted on April 10, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…literally, as Joe Biden would say. Dr. J. suspects that his progressive drone classmates and colleagues on Facebook are getting marching orders from somewhere.  Old and Busted Folks are knocking their pink and red equals signs on their sides, in … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Dr. J. Style, Facebook, Gay Marriage, Meme, Progressives, Twin Towers

Word of the day…

The Gormogons Posted on December 26, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

You can tell a Prog by the yellow eyes.  Filthy creatures! Proglodyte – (prog•luh•DITE) – noun – slang – A derisively accurate pejorative likening a Progressive to a blind, amphibious cave dweller. The term has a delicious irony in that the … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Facebook, Progressives, Vocabulary

Ugliness Before the Mirror

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar would like to build a little bit on the Mandarin’s superb post on the so-called War on Women. Mandarin definitely captured the psychology of the Progressives; what has not been making news—and is just as essential—is what happened … Continue reading →

Posted in Facebook, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, Progressives, Social Media, Twitter, Women

Mailbag: Sophistry and Puppetry

The Gormogons Posted on April 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

We dig deep down into the mailbag, past the raw otter meat, the queen scorpion egg case, and seven offers for high-interest credit cards, and find two addressed to us. Protagoras has gone emo, writes KH—if you have lost your … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bullshit racism accusations, Facebook, Mailbag, Main Stream Media, Media, Race, Racism, The Obama Amateur Hour

Raising Millennials

The Gormogons Posted on February 24, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Times change and parenting adapts, maybe somewhat like the law with technology, slowly to the shifting landscape in which we raise our children.  Borrowing a theme from a recent speaker on internet and child safety and aligning it with some … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Facebook, Generations, Twitter

On Death and Dying, Facebook Edition

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. was saddened by sudden and unexpected the passing of a childhood chum’s father this week (who lives in a blue state North and East of New Atlantis). While an autopsy was not performed, it was pretty … Continue reading →

Posted in Dying, Facebook, Social Media

Made Me Laugh

The Gormogons Posted on April 6, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Pretty funny…at least (or probably) in a geeky way. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this … Continue reading →

Posted in Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Twitter

Message Received, But Not Understood…

The Gormogons Posted on December 7, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Last week a number of “celebrities” killed-off their digital selves on Twitter and Facebook as part of a fund raising drive for an HIV/AIDS relief organization that services Africa and India. The objective was to raise $1 million. Once the … Continue reading →

Posted in Africa, AIDS, Facebook, HIV/AIDS, Hollywood, Hollywood liberals, Stupid People, Stupidity, Twitter

Gladwell is full of insights

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

I came across this story a few days ago and sort of wrote it off. But it’s starting to get a bit more play. Gladwell (whose books are excellent) makes a great point that the next revolution isn’t going to … Continue reading →

Posted in Facebook, Twitter

A mind is a twittable thing to waste?!

The Gormogons Posted on June 1, 2009 by The MandarinJune 1, 2009

And this passes as legitimate science? I don’t have to have psychic abilities to know that this is a waste of time. Maybe we can use facebook to bend spoons, or myspace to levitate a bus. The MandarinThe Mandarin, whose … Continue reading →

Posted in Facebook, MySpace, Phoney Science, Pop Psychology, Skepticism, Skullduggery, Twitter

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