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Fort Hood Fallout

The Gormogons Posted on August 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller has a guest post today: It seems the highlights of the Ft Hood trial are over, with the perp being found so richly guilty of the misery he inflicted. We can now wait for years as this case … Continue reading →

Posted in Global War on Terror, Incompetence, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Terrorism, Terrorists, U.S. Army

Concrete Bland

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Hard to believe it finally happened, but the Czar is elated that DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano is resigning to go into academia. Ironically, she should have been there the entire time, if for no other reason than her threat assessment … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, Stupid Politicians, Terrorism, The Obama Amateur Hour

Re: Holy Cell Phone

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Indeed one of Dr. J.’s IT professional chums has his home network hardwired and uses a ‘dumb phone’ in order to minimize his grid footprint because he’s that paranoid. Doc, are you referring to Ron Muskee, of 1118 Market Street, … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Boston, Citizenry, Facebook, Police Dogs, Social Media, Terrorism, Terrorists, Twitter

Holy Cell Phone, Batman!

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Only Batman can process every Instagram, Facebook and Twitter Account at once! LOLCATZ! Dr. J. was extremely impressed with the impressive detective work brought to bear on the Boston Marathon bombing by the Boston PD, Massachusetts State Police and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Boston, Citizenry, Facebook, Police Dogs, Social Media, Terrorism, Terrorists, Twitter

Where Are The Right-Wing Extremists?

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Lots of folks have compiled examples of the media blaming initial acts of terror, crime, outrage, or basic incivility on “right wing extremists,” a term itself ginned up by the Department of Homeland Security on the persistently underwhelming Secretary Napolitano. … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Journalism, Leftism, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Stupid People, Terrorism, Terrorists

Even A Broken Clock…

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2013 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

…is right twice a day. Imagine your Mandarin’s shock and disbelief when he actually found himself in agreement with HBO host Bill Maher over these comments made about Islam in comparison to other religions. Your Mandarin suggests that you view … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Global War on Terror, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Liberal Idiots, Terrorism

Thoughts on Boston

The Gormogons Posted on April 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar thinks this says it all: THIS. “This week is so bad that an Elvis-impersonating conspiracy theorist sent poison letter to Obama and THAT’S LIKE THE TENTH BIGGEST STORY.” — Laura Mitchell (@ljmabouttown) April 19, 2013 Now, for you … Continue reading →

Posted in Boston, Crime, Terrorism, Terrorists

Boston, Ricin, and the Internet: Stories You Weren’t Told

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Maybe you missed all of this. No one would be surprised. Evidently, a bunch of folks on Reddit got to discussing some of the various photographs of the Boston Marathon crowd, and began to see some suspicious similarities and odd … Continue reading →

Posted in Boston, Crime, Internet, Interwebs, Law Enforcement, Terrorism, Terrorists

A Few Initial Thoughts From ‘Puter on the Boston Massacre

The Gormogons Posted on April 16, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Sure, these firemen are South BostonMasshole hockey players, but on mostdays, they are the face of good and salvation to people in grave danger. As most other folks must be doing, ‘Puter’s spent some time thinking about the Boston Marathon … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Boston, Evil, Politics, Terrorism, Terrorists

Rest Assured: They Will Get the Guys

The Gormogons Posted on April 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

By the time you read this, you already will have heard 180° changes in the reporting, as to whether things happened or did not, whether certain parties were responsible or not. Predictably, the event was politicized by both sides in … Continue reading →

Posted in Boston, Law Enforcement, Terrorism, Terrorists

Fanning the Flames

The Gormogons Posted on January 3, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Here is a quick prediction. The Los Angeles arsonist turns out to be a white, German-national who claims to hate America. You will hear lots about his arrest, his trial, and his conviction…because this fits Secretary Napolitano’s template for a … Continue reading →

Posted in Janet Napolitano, Terrorism, Terrorists

Why kill Usâma?

The Gormogons Posted on May 8, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

In the previous post, the question is raised: why did we off Usâma bin-Lâdin rather than capturing him and making him the mother of all sources? Of course, Confucius has no greater knowledge than anyone else, but it strikes him … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Global War on Terror, Guantanamo, Islamic Terror, Osama bin-Laden, Terrorism, Terrorists

Egypt: Some Possible Scenarios

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

There is a joke once popular among Egyptians and more appropriate now than ever. Roughly translated, it goes like this: “The Angel of Death comes to Ḥusnī Mubārak, and says ‘It is time. Say good bye to the Egyptian people.’ … Continue reading →

Posted in Communism, Communists, Democracy, Egypt, Husnī Mubārak, Iran, Iraq, Islamic Terror, Muslims, Obama Administration, South Korea, Terrorism, Terrorists, The Obama Amateur Hour, Tunisia, Vietnam

We Always Had Our Suspicions

The Gormogons Posted on November 28, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar is inclined to agree with FotG Claire Berlinski that it does not matter whether the mainstream media acknowledges that Portland teenager Mohamed Osman Mohamud is a Muslim terrorist, because anybody more than two seconds into the story can … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Claire Berlinski, Friend of Gormogons, Islamic Terror, Oregon, Terrorism, Terrorists, This sport really sucks

“I’d like to express my existential rage through interpretive dance.”

The Gormogons Posted on December 31, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 31, 2009

Confucius’s brother Li Bai writes: From the Washington Post today: After their release from Guantanamo, Shihri and Rubaish, both of whom trained and fought with al-Qaeda in Afghanistan, were sent to a Saudi rehabilitation program that uses dialogue and art … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Stupidity, Terrorism

Urge…to kill…rising

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2009

You know, the Internet is chockablock with fuckwittery, but sometimes you read something that takes the cake. Now unlike the Mandarin, who when too close to a large magnet is overcome by the smell of burnt pork and a compulsion … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberals, Nuclear power (more now please), Nuclear Weapons, Nukes, Stupid People, Terrorism

Spotlight on: Scotland

The Gormogons Posted on August 24, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 24, 2009

Scotland tends to think of itself as a near-independent country. It has its own government, flag, and bristles at the notion that it’s a hunk of land firmly incorporated into Great Britain, like Michigan’s Upper Peninsula. Scotland is getting a … Continue reading →

Posted in England, Great Britain, Libya, Mu'ammar al-Qaḏḏāfī, Scotland, Spotlight On..., Terrorism, United Kingdom

Eurojustice: Weenie Appeaser Edition

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2009 by 'PuterAugust 20, 2009

‘Puter would like to extend his heartfelt thanks to the fine government of Scotland for releasing the life-sentenced Lockerbie bomber on compassionate grounds. You see, Abdel Baset al Megrahi has prostate cancer and is dying, so it is only just … Continue reading →

Posted in Libya, Scotland, Stupid People, Terrorism

Ozzie, Ozzie, Ozzie!

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 4, 2009

Good on ’em. Many readers may not know this, but Australia is a very good friend of the United States. While many countries claim this, the Australians have quietly demonstrated it for quite a while now. Now comes word that … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Australia, Global War on Terror, Islamic Terror, Terrorism, The Obama Amateur Hour

What Was Old is New Again

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2009 by The MandarinJuly 30, 2009

I thought that just 6-months ago we were told that there was no such thing as terrorism, just “man-made disasters.” I guess when you get to actually look behind the curtain, your perspective of the situation changes. This article outlines … Continue reading →

Posted in Global War on Terror, Homeland Haters, Islamic Terror, Terrorism

Burmo-Korean nuke coöperation

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 22, 2009

The Czar is right. The nuclear genie’s long out of the bottle and is far less fetching than Barbara Eden. The Czar politely mentions the past difficulties between Burma and the DPRK. If the Volgi’s memory serves, these include the … Continue reading →

Posted in Burma (not "Myanmar" dammit), China, Iran, North Korea, Outlaws Stick Together, Terrorism, Tyrants, “Friends We Haven’t Met”

Miranda rights for terrorists.

The Gormogons Posted on June 11, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 11, 2009

Just freaking great. Terrific work by FoG Steve Hayes. NRO’s Andy McCarthy reminds us: let’s not forget to thank John McCain. Say it with me, folks, hostis humani generis. Caption Subhead: Missouri judge says state has no jurisdiction, waives extradition, … Continue reading →

Posted in Global War on Terror, International law, Legal Words, Rights, Terrorism, War as Policing

Real and Imaginary Terror is Still Terror (updated)

The Gormogons Posted on May 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 21, 2009

In a curious coincidence, as Dick Cheney is warning the nation that POTUS Obama is neglecting the safety and security of Americans, comes news that we averted a substantial terrorist threat in New York City. Nice work, NYPD and FBI! … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Chuck Schumer, Democrats, Islamic Terror, National Security, Terrorism

Pirates, terrorists, et al.

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 8, 2009

In re the Somali pirates’ seizing a U.S.-flagged ship: while this puts more of an onus on us to act, it’s still a universal problem. If there were one thing that the UN, the “international community,” and all the enthusiasts … Continue reading →

Posted in International law, Piracy, Terrorism

The FFPE*, yet again

The Gormogons Posted on December 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 1, 2008

Beautiful examples right here. *For those who came in late: Click here. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, India, Terrorism

India, we stand with you.

The Gormogons Posted on November 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 29, 2008

The Gormogons express their sympathies to all the Indians and other nationals wounded, or terrorized by the recent attacks in Bombay, and especially to the loved ones of those killed. Requiescant in pace. May the civilized nations of the world … Continue reading →

Posted in India, Terrorism

You don’t need a Weatherman to know when it’s all hot air

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 21, 2008

Just for Ghettoputer, here’s an ad his soulmate Kathy Shaidle scripted. It’s probably the pithiest use of Obama’s collegiality with Ayers* I’ve seen: *Which contretemps has failed to gain much traction in the public eye, perhaps reflecting a bone-weariness with … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Lord of the Rings, Terrorism, Weatherman, William Ayers

Syria going to invade Lebanon again?

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 1, 2008

Amir Taheri says it looks like it. Looks like they’ve got their Operation Himmler false-flag operation all set up, and are just waiting for a Gleiwitz Incident. Credit where credit is due, the pretext of going after Islamist terrorism is … Continue reading →

Posted in Israel, Lebanon, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey

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