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Wait, Did I Miss The Memo?

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2014 by GorTSeptember 2, 2014

While this is nothing new to the current political maneuverings of left side of the political spectrum in the United States, we do have another pretty clear example of the double-edged sword they’re wielding. The liberal, progressive, democrat support organization, Campaign … Continue reading →

Posted in Hypocrisy, Liberals, Racism

Forgotten atrocity of the Civil War

The Gormogons Posted on April 12, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 12, 2014

Good lord. You may not want to read this, but you should. By Fergus Bordewich over at the WSJ: On April 12, 1864, the worst war crime ever perpetrated during the Civil War took place on a bluff above the … Continue reading →

Posted in Bigotry, Black America, Civil War, Racism, War, War crimes

More of our National Conversation

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

At the Leaping Peacock the other night, BG and the Czar were discussing the political affiliation of a white supremacist when Borepatch walked up and sat down. Borepatch nodded to BG, turned to the Czar, and said, “Nice post the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Borepatch, Bullshit racism accusations, History, Operative BG, Race, Racism

BG: Our National Conversation Now Goes Like This

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

An asshat up in North Dakota is trying to establish a White Suprmacist “enclave” for any like-minded salamanders who are looking for a blackless and Jewless place to live. Some news reports are saying that he is spectacularly unsuccessful; more … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Bullshit racism accusations, Democrats, Ku Klux Klan, Nazis, Nazis Living As Hippies, Operative BG, Race, Racism, Republicans

The Ugliest Side

The Gormogons Posted on August 31, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

One of the things the Czar—and probably a few of you—finds quite frustrating about Barack Obama is not his ridiculously inept progressivism, his shoddy work ethic, and his lazy understanding of politics and history. Rather, it is how he has … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Polls, Race, Racism

Guess Who Is Behind the Return of Racist America?

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ah, hippies. They just can’t let it go. When you’re a loser who was never forced to hear anything sensible, and you experience a long period lacking in self-discipline and with zero social consequences—say the years 1966-1977—you tend to pine … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Popular Culture, Race, Racism

Anyone Can Be Racist

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As the Mandarin once wrote, “racism stinks no matter who the victim is” Unfortunately for the reality-based community, an ugly myth remains rampant—exacerbated by the George Zimmerman verdict—that racism is limited only to white people. Here’s a racist. He doesn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Race, Racism

A Very Special ‘Puter Rant: “Racist, ‘Puter’s Fat, White, Hairy Rear End!”

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Kevin Cronin and REO Speedwagon secretlyadvance the grand plot of the omnipotent WhiteMale Patriarchy to keep Blacks down throughjudicious application of late 1970s rock music. In the immortal words of REO Speedwagon, ‘Puter’s had “enough of the falseness of a … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Black America, Bullshit racism accusations, Florida, Liberal Fascism, Media, Media Bias, MSNBC, Racism, Rant, Stupid People, The White Devils, Zimmerman

Innocent Unless Proven Guilty

The Gormogons Posted on July 15, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller writes in to clarify an earlier point he made: I was referring to the great Detroit riot of 1967, in which 43 people were shot dead, a few by the DPD; the rest of the shooters were fellow … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Constitutional Law, Island Dweller, Law Enforcement, Law Suits, Racism, Rule of Law, Technology, The Obama Amateur Hour

‘Puter Takes On The Zimmerman Verdict, Sponsored By Narragansett Lager

The Gormogons Posted on July 15, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

At least Blacks, Whites, liberals and conservatives can agree that Narragansett Lager is crap. ‘Puter was in scenic Worcester, Massachusetts this weekend attending a reunion for alumni of the college student-run theater and the college choir. As one might imagine, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Beer, Black America, Conservatism, Florida, Liberals, Media, Racism, Rule of Law, Whitey

Ignorance of History and Hidden Racism

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Typical mainstream media representative Cenk Uygur stepped in a pile of his own feces yesterday when he tweeted, evidently in response to the acquittal of George Zimmerman—who evidently will not be truly not guilty until 2016—the following: Ok, I give … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, History, Journalism, Media, Media Bias, Racism, Rant, Revisionist History, Social Media, Stupid People, Twitter

So How Dumb Can the Media Get? Actually…

The Gormogons Posted on July 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Think you have a bad day from time to time? Imagine the morons at KTVU Channel 2 in San Francisco/Oakland, who read on the air the names of the Asiana airline pilots: allow the Czar to quote, “Sum Ting Wong,” … Continue reading →

Posted in Airline safety, Gallows Humor, Island Dweller, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Racism, Stupid People, The Obama Amateur Hour

Justice Ginsburg Is A Racist Asshat, But Dana Milbank Thinks Justice Alito Making Faces At Her Is Worse

The Gormogons Posted on June 25, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Earlier this morning in his post on Fisher v. University of Texas, ‘Puter closed by stating “Justice Ginsburg is a laughingstock and no longer should be permitted to take part in Court decisions.” ‘Puter promised to provide an explanation for … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Dana Milbank, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Racism, Rule of Law, Supreme Court, Washington Post - WaPo

Somali Molehills and High School Mountains

The Gormogons Posted on February 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The ever-busy D.T., our spiffy and smiling Myrmidon wrangler, writes to us with a surprisingly accurate opening line: Oh Wise, Mighty, Terrible, Yet Surprisingly Cuddly When the Mood Strikes Him Czar, I read this account of a “racial brawl” at … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, High School, Journalism, Mailbag, Media, Media Bias, Myrmidons, Race, Racism, Somalia

Culpability

The Gormogons Posted on December 14, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

As I was driving into work this morning, the local sports talk station aired a segment about a recent ESPN First Take show in which Rob Parker dropped this: I’ve talked to some people in Washington, D.C. Some people in … Continue reading →

Posted in Black America, class warfare, ESPN, Racism

Louisiana Teachers’ Unions Stand Up For Educational Segregation

The Gormogons Posted on November 29, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Louisiana’s Gov. Bobby Jindal and itslegislature provided their state’s children education vouchers, freeing poor children from the invisible but lifelong shacklesof a “separate but equal” education just assurely as the Supreme Court did decadesearlier in Brown v. Board of Education. Louisiana recently … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Good Times' Racist Principle, Dirty Liberals, Education, Evil, Racism, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Teacher Unions, The White Devils, Unions

Another Tragic Example of Real Racism

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Alert readers may remember the Czar’s prediction that a Winnsboro, LA, woman’s claim that she was subject to a racial attack was untrue. Twitter friend @rachelveronica points us to this news story: Two days after multiple law enforcement agencies began … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Klansmen, Ku Klux Klan, Louisiana, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Race, Racism

Winnsboro Attack: First, Be Skeptical

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Is someone attempting their own October surprise? The news media is reporting that Sharmeka Moffitt, 20, was walking down a paved trail in a quiet and calm part of Winnsboro, Louisiana, when three men wearing “white hoodies” wrote KKK on … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Klansmen, Ku Klux Klan, Louisiana, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Race, Racism

Liberals’ Affirmative Action Is Racism By A Nicer Name: Proof

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter harped plenty about colleges’ use of affirmative action in admissions last week in the context of the Supreme Court’s review of the issue. Imagine ‘Puter’s surprise when he came upon this nugget of information. Florida’s Department of Education is … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Florida, Race, Racism, Stupid Politicians, Supreme Court

Race-Based Admissions Policies, SCOTUS and ‘Puter

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Today the Supreme Court of the United States (“SCOTUS”) heard oral argument in Fisher v. University of Texas, Docket No. 11-345.  Petitioner Abigail Fisher sued respondent University of Texas claiming Respondent’s race-based admissions policy* violated her Constitutional guarantee of equal protection, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Affirmative Action, Constitutional Law, Liberal Idiots, Racism, Stuff White People Like, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Supreme Court

Democrats’ Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Summer?

The Gormogons Posted on July 11, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

It hasn’t been a very good late-Spring, early-Summer for the democrats.  While they might claim victory for the Affordable Care Act ruling by the Supreme Court, that itself raises the penalty-or-tax issue and, to some degree, uncovers the means by … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Joe Biden, Racism, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mostly Non-Canadiana

The Gormogons Posted on April 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Our awesome number one Canadian reader (and most likely the number one Canadian, when we finally take over the world) submits some more thoughts: Mighty Czar, America’s most recent manufactured-outrage race kerfuffle (ie. the white-Hispanic man killing the black-black teen … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Canada, Mailbag, Racism, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag: Sophistry and Puppetry

The Gormogons Posted on April 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

We dig deep down into the mailbag, past the raw otter meat, the queen scorpion egg case, and seven offers for high-interest credit cards, and find two addressed to us. Protagoras has gone emo, writes KH—if you have lost your … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bullshit racism accusations, Facebook, Mailbag, Main Stream Media, Media, Race, Racism, The Obama Amateur Hour

How the Left Lost The Race Card

The Gormogons Posted on March 31, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

When this is racist and that is racist appears more than once a month in a new story or interview, eventually the word loses its effectiveness. For example, television viewers are no longer shocked to see interracial kissing. The insistence … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Leftism, Liberals, Race, Racism

Mo Do’s Boston Racism Is Showing

The Gormogons Posted on February 15, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Sure, the ever-enchanting Ms. Dowd was born and raised in Washington, D.C., like three of your six Gormogons. But she’s able to blast out incredibly racist sentiments in a completely unaware fashion like a native Bostonian, so ‘Puter’s crediting her … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberal Idiots, Maureen Dowd, New York Times - NYT, Racism, Stupid People

Fast and Furiously Funny

The Gormogons Posted on December 23, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Eric Holder, Racism, Scandals

Guest Post: FJR on Warren

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

FJR is the author of this guest post. I’m disheartened that several of my friends have posted the quote from Elizabeth Warren and commented with “my hero” and “best quote ever”. I’m stunned at the way “wealthy” people have been … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Racism, Rant, U.S. Constitution, Wealth Redistribution

Jedmo Vents

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, we each received a typewritten manifesto in our inboxes, smelling of pine and mountain cabin. The others kind of looked at it, we all looked at each other, and then looked back at the document. And the Mandarin said, … Continue reading →

Posted in Black America, Death Penalty, Mailbag, Race, Racism

Is the Tea Party Like the Civil Rights Movement?

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Over at Big Government, Stacy Swimp argues that the Tea Party is the 21st Century Civil Rights Movement. This is a bit of a stretch. The Civil Rights Movement has a long, unbroken history of abolitionist traditions, and risked literal … Continue reading →

Posted in Black America, Bullshit racism accusations, Democrats, Race, Racism, Tea Party

Reality to Jesse Jackson: STFU Already

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Chicago Sun-Times “columnist” (that’s how he’s billed, although this is a major stretch) Jesse Jackson…or more realistically, whoever is ghost-writing his crap…today accuses the Republicans of intent to commit voter fraud. Really. As the campaigns for the 2012 presidential election … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Democrats, Election, Jesse Jackon, Race, Racism, Republicans, Vote Fraud, Voting

Inaction Jackson

The Gormogons Posted on August 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Jesse Jackson, whom the Czar refuses to address as Reverend on principle, decided to honor the memory of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., by calling Tea Partiers a bunch of racists. Because that, you know, is what Dr. King wanted … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Good Times' Racist Principle, Bullshit racism accusations, Jackass, Race, Racism

But Then, The Czar Knows His History

The Gormogons Posted on June 24, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

New Chicago police chief Garry McCarthy does not believe in the Second Amendment. On the subject of lax gun laws, he asked “Let’s see if we can make a connection here. Slavery. Segregation. Black codes. Jim Crow. What, what did … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Chicago, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Law Enforcement, Racism

They’re Gonna Get Thor In a Minute

The Gormogons Posted on January 3, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

And lo, the Czar hears that some white supremacist groups are protesting the upcoming Marvel movie Thor because, in the trailer, Norse gods are depicted as being multi-racial. What a stunning blow for Marvel, to lose the all-important opening weekend … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies, Racism, Stupid People, This movie really sucks

Race Card Officially Bankrupt

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

So the Democrats, fearful that Mark Kirk could win the US Senate seat being rightfully emptied by Roland Burris, are trying to inflate hot air into a non-story. As you know, Democrats are quite obviously doing whatever they can to … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Al Franken, Alexi Giannoulias, Bullshit racism accusations, Chicago, Chicago Way, Illinois, Junior Senator From Illinois, Mark Kirk, Racism, Roland Burris, United States Senate

Oh Stewardess, I Speak Jive…

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

The Washington Times has this article discussing a DEA memo regarding their potential need for Ebonics translators. Hey, here is fun idea, why don’t we actually teach children English in schools. Now I’m sure that we would have to get … Continue reading →

Posted in Ebonics, In English Please, Racism, Teacher Unions

Movie beat

The Gormogons Posted on August 3, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Paramount paid $32 million to North Koreafor the movie rights to this poster.True story. Two quick items for you to check out: First, Jonathan “Flava” Last has a fairly brilliant theory for why movie producers seem to think anti-American movies … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-American, Europe, Hollywood, Hollywood liberals, Racism

Sherrod Fiasco

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Much has been written over the past few days about Ms. Sherrod’s speech before the NAACP. With the benefit of some distance and reflection, ‘Puter’s got the following additional thoughts. 1. Ms. Sherrod did not deserve the treatment she received … Continue reading →

Posted in Main Stream Media, Racism

Racism Rodeo

The Gormogons Posted on July 20, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter’s been checking out teh intarwebs lately, and can’t help but note the overweening focus on race. First, a few goofy items, then ‘Puter’s take generally. According to ABC News, if you are anti-illegal immigration, you’re a racist. Seriously, ABC … Continue reading →

Posted in Racism

What a Jerk

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Regular readers know the Czar tends to roll his eyes everytime a person on the Left calls a person on the Right a racist. Every so often, though, there really is one. Take, for example, Mark Williams who claims there … Continue reading →

Posted in Racism

Racism Alive and Well at MSNBC

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Actually, not really. ‘Puter does not think there was any racial animus whatsoever behind Dylan Ratigan’s comments on today’s Morning Joe. However, if any conservative pundit had said what Mr. Ratigan said, you can be certain the long knives would … Continue reading →

Posted in MSNBC, Racism

Time’s Stein Shows Classic Liberal Racism

The Gormogons Posted on July 13, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

It is enjoyable when one liberal insults another. And so liberal jackass Joel Stein of Time attempts to write a piece discussing how immigration has transformed his home town, hoping it would make people “better equipped to debate people on … Continue reading →

Posted in Journalism, Racism, Time

Apartheid—A Progressive Project

The Gormogons Posted on June 27, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

In regards to the Czar‘s post on the typology of various South African terrorist groups as left or right, the Volgi would like to add that it shouldn’t be forgotten that apartheid, like most social-engineering projects, was a result of … Continue reading →

Posted in Leftism, Liberal Fascism, Racism, South Africa

Woodrow Wilson, bad president, bad man.

The Gormogons Posted on May 12, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

So Jonah’s engaged in a debate about Wilson and Wilsonianism with a C.K. McLeond. [My bad. —ŒV] McLeod seems to recoil at the conservative critique of Wilson because Wilson was a president of the United States who had a number … Continue reading →

Posted in Progressives, Racism, Woodrow Wilson

Let’s hope the f— not.

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Patty-Patty Buke-Buke* sees white ethnonationalism on the rise. Which, over the years, he seems to think the key to preserving the (white?) Republic against the multi-culti left-wing onslaught. This is, of course, insane. However much one may deplore the injustices … Continue reading →

Posted in Patty-Patty Buke-Buke, Racism, The McLaughlin Group

Attention, Tea Partiers

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

So, you’re going to be infiltrated by agents provocateurs of the Left. Let me suggest one strategy that might be effective. If anyone starts up with some sort of bigoted crap, kick his ass. You can’t be too careful. (Or … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Justice, Leftism, Racism, Tea Party

Dumb and Dumber

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

A urologist in Florida has placed a sign on his office door advising Obama supporters to seek treatment elsewhere. That’s pretty dumb. Obviously, a doctor cannot necessarily refuse medical treatment to anyone, but he can refuse to see non-emergency patients … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Racism

Re: Liberal Media Still Believes Name-Calling Lie

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 24, 2010

Confucius* says, I don’t want to blow your mind, cats and kittens, but you know the story the Czar is commenting on, where some liberal Democrats walked through a crowd of Tea Partiers and came out claiming they’d been spat … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Congress, Racism, Tea Party

Dr. King Weeps For Atlanta

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 1, 2010

The Czar has previously said that when racism is genuine, it is totally obvious to any reasonable person and needs no civic leader to point it out for us. Remember in baseball, prior to Jackie Robinson, when they held a … Continue reading →

Posted in Racism

Czar, here’s the chart to check when you say “articulate.”

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 11, 2010

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

Continue reading →
Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Humor, Racism

Re: China bitchslaps us.

The Gormogons Posted on December 24, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 24, 2009

And to return to an unpleasant point, Confucius must mention again that, in our insular egotism, Americans of goodwill tend to assume everyone is as anti-racist as we are. When nothing of the sort is the case. Not least in … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, China, Racism, Supplication Slapped Down

Some Folks Can’t Let Go of the 1920s

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 16, 2009

Here is a story not being covered here in the enlightened United States. A Louisiana justice of the peace has denied a mixed-race couple of marriage, saying that mixed race marriages are inherently bad for the children. JP Keith Bardwell … Continue reading →

Posted in New Orleans, Racism

On Limbaugh: Can The Pot Call the Kettle…um…

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 15, 2009

The Czar would stay out of the Rush Limbaugh story, thank you. The Czar cares little for Mr. Limbaugh’s style of broadcasting, but unlike every one of his critics, the Czar has actually heard Rush Limbaugh’s show in its entirety … Continue reading →

Posted in NFL, Racism

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2009

Confucius says: Chicago was never a shoo-in. The Southern Hemisphere has only had one Olympics, and that was in a country full of white people. The IOC really wants to establish its cred as a “global” player, so when Brazil … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-American, Chicago, Elitism, Olympics, Racism, The Obama Amateur Hour

H.P. Lovecraft, Fascist

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 25, 2009

There’s an on-going discussion on H.P. Lovecraft at NRO’s Corner which paints a partially correct view of H.P. Lovecraft, but completely misses out on Lovecraft’s dismal and vicious politics. John Derbyshire quotes Sam Francis as calling HPL “one of America’s … Continue reading →

Posted in H.P. Lovecraft, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, Liberal Fascism, Nazis, Racism

Movie recommendation

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 21, 2009

Confucius* has not seen this movie, but it comes recommended by someone whose opinion he respects greatly. If anyone checks it out, let us know, and perhaps we’ll have a screening at Castle Gormogon. *For those who came in late: … Continue reading →

Posted in Black America, Eugenics, Racism

Carter Needs To Stop Proving His Critics Correct (updated)

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 16, 2009

Updated: Guess who agrees with us? President Jimmy Carter declared Rep. Joe Wilson a racist on Tuesday, for calling President Obama a liar during the latter’s health care sales pitch last week. The White House, in a little recognized story, … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bullshit racism accusations, Government Run Healthcare, Jimmy Carter, Racism

Thanks, Comrades.

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 7, 2009

In his Labor Day speech, President Obama said that paid leave, minimum wage, and Social Security “all bear the union label.” Indeed they do: 1. Paid leave was intended to prevent minorities from grabbing white jobs when the jobholders went … Continue reading →

Posted in National Socialism, Racism, Socialism, Unions

Burning Atlanta Mayoral “Race”

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 2, 2009

The great and illustrious Carbon Fibber writes in to ask what the Czar thinks about Atlanta’s mayoral situation. Quickly, Atlanta has had a black mayor since 1974, with a little over 57% of the population being African-American. There are five … Continue reading →

Posted in Atlanta, Identity Politics, Mayor, Racism

More MSNBC Crap

The Gormogons Posted on August 24, 2009 by GorTAugust 24, 2009

Isn’t it sad when a “news” channel has to fabricate video to support a certain story? Why people watch MSNBC for news is beyond me. To wit: watch the video below and then look at the image that follows. It’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns, MSNBC, Racism, Townhall Protests

America and Race

The Gormogons Posted on August 7, 2009 by 'PuterAugust 7, 2009

One of ‘Puter’s favorite columnists, Leonard Pitts, Jr. of the Miami Herald, penned this piece on race, conservatives and America. Read it. Do it now. ‘Puter will wait. ‘Puter reads Mr. Pitts’ column to state certain conservatives are using race … Continue reading →

Posted in Racism

Iowahawk: Profiling and Harvard

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 28, 2009

Cambridge Police Profiling Still A Grim Reality for Harvard Faculty A—holes Guest Opinionby Professor John Evans Evans-JohnHarvard School of Harvard Faculty A—holes StudiesHarvard University When I first learned of the arrest of my colleague Professor Henry Louis “Skip” Gates after … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Harvard, Humor, Iowahawk, Racism

Best Impression Of An SNL Skit Character

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2009 by 'PuterJuly 24, 2009

Since we’re giving out awards here today, ‘Puter’d like to nominate the newly (in)famous Professor Henry Louis Gates for the Eddie Murphy “I’m Gumby, Dammit” Award. Upon reflection, ‘Puter thinks the following. (1) Rich Lowry and the Wall Street Journal … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Classism, Racism

Racism Works Both Ways, Professor

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2009 by 'PuterJuly 23, 2009

By now you’ve heard about the little dustup this week involving Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. and Cambridge Police Sergeant James Crowley. If not, a brief recap. Police were called to a report of two black men breaking in … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Law Enforcement, Professors, Racism

Боже мой. Dissing our president.

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 14, 2009

Sleazebag Russian flunkies insult our president. You know, I thought these photos were just unfortunate moments caught like the G8 “checking out the ass” shot. But looks like not. Pick your explanation: insult the U.S. or not want to touch … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Insulting our President, Racism, Russia

In duh..Navy

The Gormogons Posted on July 13, 2009 by The MandarinJuly 13, 2009

Your Mandarin is old enough to remember when it was an honor and a privilege for the best and brightest students to be awarded an appointment to one of our nation’s military academies. Upon graduation these young men and women … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Racism, Teacher Unions, U.S. Navy

Race Based Employment Decisions (Still) Wrong

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2009 by 'PuterJune 29, 2009

The Supreme Court in a 5-4 decision in Ricci v. DeStefano, 555 U.S. ____ (2009), today held thus: We hold only that, under Title VII, before an employer can engage in intentional discrimination for the asserted purpose of avoiding or … Continue reading →

Posted in Racism, Supreme Court

Sins of the Father

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 10, 2009

Note: The following appears to have cross-posted with your Volgi’s vastly superior essay here, or below this. Skip this, and read his. He hits the same points with more thought. It’s safe to say that President Obama has not been … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti Semitism, Barack Obama, Israel, Jeremiah Wright, Racism

Pay attention, President Obama: Them Jews know what they’re doing.

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 10, 2009

So, the “Rev.” Jeremiah Wright (the scare quotes are because he ain’t a person to be revered) says that “them Jews” are keeping him away from President Obama. If so, well played, Bnei Yisrael. “Them Jews aren’t going to let … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti Semitism, Barack Obama, Israel, Jews, Racism

You Might Want to Tone It Down a Bit…

The Gormogons Posted on June 4, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 16, 2017

The President was on French television the other night, and said that the United States could be considered as one of the largest Muslim countries in the world. Of course, the US ranks about 54th in the world, with a … Continue reading →

Posted in Islam, Racism, The Obama Amateur Hour

Re: Matthew 7:16

The Gormogons Posted on June 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 1, 2009

The Czar salutes ‘Puter, who is always right, in his wickedly deserving condemnation of the media’s continued kid-gloves treatment of all things Democratic Party. Of course, the Czar believes all criticism of the media is wickedly deserving. The reply is … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Media Bias, Racism

Matthew 7:16

The Gormogons Posted on June 1, 2009 by 'PuterJune 1, 2009

“Ye shall know them by their fruits.” The press would do well to take this passage to heart. Basically, judge people by what they do. After failing to examine most of President Obama’s peccadilloes in the run up to the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Racism, Sonia Sotomayor

On Our SCOTUS Nominee

The Gormogons Posted on May 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 26, 2009

The Gormogons wish Sonia Sotomayor the best of luck on her upcoming near-certain approval for the SCOTUS. Like her nominator, she can be a difficult read, having more or less avoided many substantive cases that would otherwise predict what sort … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bullshit racism accusations, Racism, Sonia Sotomayor, Supreme Court

Always Bet on the Race Card

The Gormogons Posted on May 13, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 13, 2009

Todd “Toddler” Stroger, Cook County Board President (who inherited the position from his father) has come under fire for fighting for a dramatic sales tax increase in Cook County, which surrounds Chicago and many of its suburbs. Now comes word … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Racism, Todd Stroger Jr.

What has permeated our society?

The Gormogons Posted on May 6, 2009 by GorTMay 6, 2009

Let me begin by saying that I’m going to tread lightly in this post for a variety of reasons, the largest of them being:  (a) I’m referring to an incident at my place of employment and (b) it’s a sensitive … Continue reading →

Posted in Ethnicities, Racism

What Color Suit?

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 22, 2009

Well, this is exactly what affirmative action gets you. Sued. By either party, or maybe both. Can we admit it was a bad idea from the start? Maybe we could do things based on merit, not racism? The Czar of … Continue reading →

Posted in Affirmative Action, Racism

Is The Czar Surprised?

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 21, 2009

Is he surprised that the UN made complete asses of themselves by letting Mahmoud Ahmadinejad address a conference on racism? No, he is not, for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad did his whole embarrassing denial of the Holocaust routine again exactly as the … Continue reading →

Posted in Bill Clinton, Mahmoud Amedinejad, Racism, United Nations

Uncommon Sense (updated)

The Gormogons Posted on April 19, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 19, 2009

Keep sticking it to the UN! The State Department has correctly elected to boycott a UN conference on racism, basically because the UN has no clue what racism is. The Czar says right on! About time they got something right. … Continue reading →

Posted in Mahmoud Amedinejad, Racism, United Nations, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Good News!

The Gormogons Posted on April 6, 2009 by 'PuterApril 6, 2009

The Supreme Court today ruled that racist cop-killer Mumia Abu-Jamal (ne Wesley Cook) will continue to rot in prison for the rest of his sorry life. ‘Puter’s hoping, God willing, that Mr. Abu-Jamal rots in Hell for all eternity, along … Continue reading →

Posted in Cop Killers, Racism

To The Victors Go The Racial Spoils

The Gormogons Posted on February 9, 2009 by 'PuterFebruary 9, 2009

Here’s another good example of why New York is so monstrously messed up. The Bar Association has a racial spoils system, dedicated to promoting diversity in the Bar’s governing House of Delegates. That’s right, no need to run for election … Continue reading →

Posted in Lawyers, New York, New York State Bar Association, Racism

Pennsylvania Nazis.

The Gormogons Posted on December 17, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 17, 2008

I hate Pennsylvania Nazis. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Pennsyltucky, Racism, Whitey

Takes One To Know One

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 15, 2008

Quoth the renowned thinker and paragon of virtue Rep. John Murtha, “[t]here is no question that western Pennsylvania is a racist area.” ‘Puter posits this is part of the Democrat game plan of bullying white voters into thinking that it … Continue reading →

Posted in John Murtha, Klansmen, Racism, Robert Byrd

Gun control vs. black Americans

The Gormogons Posted on July 25, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 25, 2008

Lest you think Ghettoputer exaggerates when he cites the intimate ties between Jim Crow and gun control, I point you in the direction of this law-review article which does a nice job with the history and connection. Here’s the epigraph, … Continue reading →

Posted in Git off mah land, Guns, Racism, Second Amendment

The Judge

The Gormogons Posted on July 25, 2008 by 'PuterJuly 25, 2008

We promised Bill of Rights, so Bill of Rights it shall be. First, the Second Amendment and our Nation’s Capital. Our ever-amusing and multi-talented civil rights abuser, the D.C. City Government has determined that no matter what the U.S. Supreme … Continue reading →

Posted in Gubbamint, Judge, Racism, Second Amendment

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