Mrs. ‘Puter, Big Red and Mrs. TheCzar model the latest in Oktoberfestfashion. Not really, but in ‘Puter’s demented mind, this is how hepictures it. ‘Puter spent Mrs. ‘Puter’s birthday weekend thusly. Friday evening, ‘Puter squired The Missus to dinner at … Continue reading →
At least Blacks, Whites, liberals and conservatives can agree that Narragansett Lager is crap. ‘Puter was in scenic Worcester, Massachusetts this weekend attending a reunion for alumni of the college student-run theater and the college choir. As one might imagine, … Continue reading →
Nitwittery comes in pints? As you know, when our leaders are trying to show their solidarity with Joe Sixpack, they’re photographed with a beer in their hand. Hillary’s done it. Bill Clinton’s certainly done it (but Dr. J. posits that … Continue reading →
Dr. J. saw this link a few days ago but wanted to post it today, for Super Bowl Sunday. Your Gormogons have Bears, Redskins, and Eagles fans in their ranks. Football is not the official sport of the Gormogons, but … Continue reading →
If you HATE Star Trek spoilers…GO AWAY! Read a ‘Puter ‘Polemic against ‘Pee Jay Dionne or such. OK, we cool? After much leaking, Paramount revealed the villain in Star Trek – Out of Darkness as Harrison. Who!?!?!? Some red shirt ensign … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, St. Patrick’s Day isn’t St. Patrick’s day without a pint of Guinness. Trust Dr. J. when he says he will be knocking back a few tomorrow. It’s good for you, after all. The best way to drink Guinness is … Continue reading →
Operative MS writes in: A college or high-school marching band typically plays raucous, low-brow music. But there is no reason why this has to be. For a more highbrow half-time entertainment at you football games, switch from pop music to … Continue reading →
The wily nzc writes in to pick sides on the Fermilab vs. Large Hadron Collider race to find the Higgs boson. He adds: I will pour out a forty for them if the LHC gets it first. best, nzc Can’t … Continue reading →
The Czar was just wondering where the hell his colleagues have been lately. Here we are getting all this extra traffic, plus all the attention we got on Twitter, and the Czar is like the only guy working at the … Continue reading →
Today, top scientists at Gormogon University released the results of a study thought up and funded by Czar and ‘Puter. It turns out that drinking up to NINE DRINKS A DAY is good for men’s heart health. ‘Puter and Czar … Continue reading →
The beer summit, admittedly, went a little different than the Czar originally suggested. Some thoughts. SGT Crowley said that the summit was “productive and the two men plan to meet again.” In fact, the Czar hears, the two really hit … Continue reading →
As you know, President Obama has invited Cambridge Police SGT James Crowley and Harvard loudmouth Henry Louis Gates, Jr., to the White House for a “beer summit,” although no one seems to know what the goal of this meeting is … Continue reading →
And now a Chinese beer is the most popular beer in the world, replacing Bud Light (the Thing of Beers). The Chinese beer is apparently named Snow, possibly from the melamine flakes floating in it, and the Czar does not … Continue reading →
