↓
 

The Gormogons

Home→Categories United Nations

Category Archives: United Nations

UPDATED – Syrian Shortcomings…OR The Differences Between Syria and Iraq

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. falls into the camp of those against President Obama using force in Syria. Dr. J. has an open-mind, and would not mind if the president persuaded him otherwise. The president however has yet to do so, … Continue reading →

Posted in Chemical Weapons. Assad, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, George W. Bush, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour, United Nations

Arms Trade Treaty: Good, Bad, or Ugly?

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And lo, verily does Island Dweller throw down a little jotting: Most illustrious Sultan of the Steppes: Your faithful minion, though he be surrounded by water on all sides, still manages to maintain periodic contact with a former co-laborer for … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, Firearms, Gun control, Guns, Island Dweller, Liberals, Mailbag, Progressives, Republicans, Second Amendment, Tenth Amendment, United Nations, United States Senate

IPCC No-Op

The Gormogons Posted on November 22, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Subtitled: It is very likely that this report likely means very little for many with medium confidence. The UN’s IPCC began releasing an update recommending that countries prepare for “weird weather”.  Seriously.  They are “virtually certain” (which, apparently means a … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Science, United Nations

NATO: Thank God We Fooled the Soviets

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

In April, 1949, the fear that the Soviet Union could completely engulf the war-ruined Europe was so great that twelve countries came together effectively to unite their militaries in the event the USSR continued marching West. Over time, many other … Continue reading →

Posted in Dwight Eisenhower, History, Libya, NATO, Soviet Union, United Nations

The UN Knows How To Fix Everything

The Gormogons Posted on February 23, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Well, bully for the United Nations. Upon learning that the Qaḏḏāfī (the Czar is beyond trying to transliterate his name) government was mowing down its civilians, they sat right down and wrote an angry letter to the editor. They will … Continue reading →

Posted in Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Libya, United Nations

Role Model

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

And all this time the Czar has been saying that President Obama has completely failed to fulfill his promises on increasing the role of science in politics! Because we learn that Obama science advisor John Holdren will be appearing on … Continue reading →

Posted in Eugenics, Government Control, John Holdren, Mad science, Science, Television, The Obama Amateur Hour, This TV show really sucks, United Nations

More Despicable UN Hypocrisy

The Gormogons Posted on June 9, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

FotG Jonah Goldberg has it exactly right when he explains what the Israeli blockade is really about and what it truly symbolizes. Better still, he asks some tough questions: if the UN is so pissed off about Israel’s collective punishment … Continue reading →

Posted in Hamas, Israel, Jonah Goldberg, United Nations

Huckabee Makes Our Day

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 29, 2009

Whatever else you think of him, Mike Huckabee hits one out of the park as far as the Czar is concerned; in a convention speech, he had the common sense to suggest booting the UN out of the country. Actually, … Continue reading →

Posted in Mike Huckabee, United Nations

One Small Colonel of Truth

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 23, 2009

What a rare treat New York has enjoyed today. In addition to having Ahmadî-Nezhâd smearing his own feces on every clean surface he can find, Manhattan was happy to treat Mu‘ammar al-Qaḏāfī, who now now appears rather much like Carlos … Continue reading →

Posted in Libya, Mu'ammar al-Qaḏḏāfī, Stupid People, United Nations

UN About Face: China Greener Than US

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 21, 2009

How badly can the current administration screw things up? Only 10 months after becoming the radically pro-environmental green-the-world carbon crediting, cap’n’trade president, Barack Obama has reduced the United States to environmental moron status, and China is the country we all … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, China, The Obama Amateur Hour, United Nations, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Spotlight On: The United Arab Emirates

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 29, 2009

The UAE is not generally hostile to the United States, and while most people do not always recognize who or what the UAE are, they all seem to know about the manic, over-the-top construction efforts that range from man-made islands … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, North Korea, Spotlight On..., UAE, United Nations

Guess What They Did This Time!

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 27, 2009

The Czar really hates the United Nations. You all know this. Muscovy, for example, is not a member of the UN and never will be. Neither is the nation of TJICistan. The UN, if you don’t realize this, is an … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberal Fascism, Liberals, Progressives, United Nations, Woodrow Wilson

Re: Obama’s Secret Nuclear…

The Gormogons Posted on May 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 26, 2009

The Czar is glad someone addressed North Korea today! All the Czar can add is this. Successful underground test of a functional, remotely detonated nuclear weapon? Check! Successful test of an extended range rocket capable of carrying a functional, remotely … Continue reading →

Posted in Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, North Korea, Nukes, United Nations

Is The Czar Surprised?

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 21, 2009

Is he surprised that the UN made complete asses of themselves by letting Mahmoud Ahmadinejad address a conference on racism? No, he is not, for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad did his whole embarrassing denial of the Holocaust routine again exactly as the … Continue reading →

Posted in Bill Clinton, Mahmoud Amedinejad, Racism, United Nations

Uncommon Sense (updated)

The Gormogons Posted on April 19, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 19, 2009

Keep sticking it to the UN! The State Department has correctly elected to boycott a UN conference on racism, basically because the UN has no clue what racism is. The Czar says right on! About time they got something right. … Continue reading →

Posted in Mahmoud Amedinejad, Racism, United Nations, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Your Czar…Not the Biggest Fan of the UN

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 15, 2009

It’s almost as if the UN is on a personal mission to infuriate the Czar. Evidently, UN General Assembly President Miguel D’Escoto Brockmann—continuing the fine UN tradition of awarding key positions to people with bizarrely exotic names—has declared the recent … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Communist Sympathizers, G20, International Reserve Currency, Miguel D'Escoto, Socialism, Stupid People, United Nations, US Dollar

The UN Takes Swift, Decisive Action Against North Korea

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 13, 2009

Can someone explain to the Czar why the United Nations is still a good idea? More than a week late, the United Nations has decided to take action against North Korea for its highly dangerous and illegal missile launch over … Continue reading →

Posted in North Korea, United Nations

Depends on Your Definition of Win

The Gormogons Posted on April 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2009

The State Department wants us to understand that North Korea did not win any kind of PR battle. Even though they launched their missile. Even though the 6-nation interest over North Korea split along predictable lines. Even though the United … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, North Korea, United Nations

In That Case, Let’s Go For Earth Year

The Gormogons Posted on March 27, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 27, 2009

Evidently, Earth Hour is widely endorsed by the United Nations…so much so, they will turn off the lights at the United Nations building for one hour this weekend. The UN claims this will save them $24,300 in operating costs. The … Continue reading →

Posted in United Nations

Us autocracies gotta stick together?

The Gormogons Posted on August 31, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 31, 2008

Article 1The Purposes of the United Nations are: To maintain international peace and security, and to that end: to take effective collective measures for the prevention and removal of threats to the peace, and for the suppression of acts of … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, United Nations

Obama, the UN, and Russia

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 11, 2008

Over at NRO’s Corner, Punditissimo Jonah Goldberg wonders why the heck Obama’s response is to refer the Ossetian War to the UN Security Council. I’d have thought the answer was obvious: the left’s innate aversion to any sort of positive … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Olympics, Russia, Rwanda, Self-Determination for Tibet Turkestan and Inner Mongolia, Unfreeze those arms sales to Taiwan already, United Nations

Visitor’s Guide

About Us

A secret society dedicated to the restoration of the Kingdom of Poland-Lithuania, the imprisonment of Esperanto speakers, and furthering the eschatological doctrine of the Return from Occultation of the Thirteenth Imam, Val Kilmer. Seriously, what happened to that guy? He was awesome in Tombstone. ایمام سیزدهم

Scribble, scribble…

To contact your hosts and pledge your undying obedience, e-mail dr.j, gort, puter, theczar, themandarin or thenotoriousoev followed by the at sign, gormogons, then a ., and finally, com.

De Gormogonorum Mysteriis

Archives

  • July 2024
  • July 2023
  • February 2023
  • August 2022
  • June 2022
  • May 2022
  • March 2022
  • January 2022
  • December 2021
  • November 2021
  • October 2021
  • September 2021
  • August 2021
  • July 2021
  • June 2021
  • May 2021
  • April 2021
  • March 2021
  • January 2021
  • December 2020
  • October 2020
  • September 2020
  • August 2020
  • July 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • October 2019
  • September 2019
  • August 2019
  • July 2019
  • June 2019
  • May 2019
  • April 2019
  • March 2019
  • February 2019
  • January 2019
  • December 2018
  • November 2018
  • October 2018
  • September 2018
  • August 2018
  • July 2018
  • June 2018
  • May 2018
  • April 2018
  • March 2018
  • February 2018
  • January 2018
  • December 2017
  • November 2017
  • October 2017
  • September 2017
  • August 2017
  • July 2017
  • June 2017
  • May 2017
  • April 2017
  • March 2017
  • February 2017
  • January 2017
  • December 2016
  • November 2016
  • October 2016
  • September 2016
  • August 2016
  • July 2016
  • June 2016
  • May 2016
  • April 2016
  • March 2016
  • February 2016
  • January 2016
  • December 2015
  • November 2015
  • October 2015
  • September 2015
  • August 2015
  • July 2015
  • June 2015
  • May 2015
  • April 2015
  • March 2015
  • February 2015
  • January 2015
  • December 2014
  • November 2014
  • October 2014
  • September 2014
  • August 2014
  • July 2014
  • June 2014
  • May 2014
  • April 2014
  • March 2014
  • February 2014
  • January 2014
  • December 2013
  • November 2013
  • October 2013
  • September 2013
  • August 2013
  • July 2013
  • June 2013
  • May 2013
  • April 2013
  • March 2013
  • February 2013
  • January 2013
  • December 2012
  • November 2012
  • October 2012
  • September 2012
  • August 2012
  • July 2012
  • June 2012
  • May 2012
  • April 2012
  • March 2012
  • February 2012
  • January 2012
  • December 2011
  • November 2011
  • October 2011
  • September 2011
  • August 2011
  • July 2011
  • June 2011
  • May 2011
  • April 2011
  • March 2011
  • February 2011
  • January 2011
  • December 2010
  • November 2010
  • October 2010
  • September 2010
  • August 2010
  • July 2010
  • June 2010
  • May 2010
  • April 2010
  • March 2010
  • February 2010
  • January 2010
  • December 2009
  • November 2009
  • October 2009
  • September 2009
  • August 2009
  • July 2009
  • June 2009
  • May 2009
  • April 2009
  • March 2009
  • February 2009
  • January 2009
  • December 2008
  • November 2008
  • October 2008
  • September 2008
  • August 2008
  • July 2008
  • January 2000
  • September 1999
  • July 1998
  • May 1998
  • September 1997
  • August 1997
  • July 1997
  • February 1997
  • September 1996
  • August 1996
  • September 1995
  • May 1995
  • July 1994
  • April 1994
  • March 1994
  • February 1994
  • October 1993
  • March 1992
  • May 1990
  • September 1988
  • December 1986
  • September 1981
  • September 1979
  • May 1977
  • July 1976
  • May 1972
  • December 1970
  • August 1970
©2025 - The Gormogons - Weaver Xtreme Theme
↑
Manage Cookie Consent
To provide the best experiences, we use technologies like cookies to store and/or access device information. Consenting to these technologies will allow us to process data such as browsing behavior or unique IDs on this site. Not consenting or withdrawing consent, may adversely affect certain features and functions.
Functional Always active
The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network.
Preferences
The technical storage or access is necessary for the legitimate purpose of storing preferences that are not requested by the subscriber or user.
Statistics
The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for statistical purposes. The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for anonymous statistical purposes. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, or additional records from a third party, information stored or retrieved for this purpose alone cannot usually be used to identify you.
Marketing
The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes.
Manage options Manage services Manage {vendor_count} vendors Read more about these purposes
View preferences
{title} {title} {title}