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An Inconvenient Truth: Evil’s Existence Disproves Liberalism’s Core Beliefs

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter, like the rest of America, watched the Left and its media comfort women reduced to incoherent sputtering over the last week. Confronted with the Gun Control Failure story, the Boston (Marathon) Massacre story, the Elvis Impersonator Mails Ricin to Obama story and the … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Democrat consistency, Democrats, Evil, Islamic Terror, Leftism, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

A Few Initial Thoughts From ‘Puter on the Boston Massacre

The Gormogons Posted on April 16, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Sure, these firemen are South BostonMasshole hockey players, but on mostdays, they are the face of good and salvation to people in grave danger. As most other folks must be doing, ‘Puter’s spent some time thinking about the Boston Marathon … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Boston, Evil, Politics, Terrorism, Terrorists

Explaining Liberal Hypocrisy. Again.

The Gormogons Posted on March 12, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

We cover this from time to time, but one of the more frequent questions we get or see others asking relates to liberal Democrat hypocrisy. You already know the formula: “it was horrible when Republicans did X, but okay when … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, Evil, Good, Hypocrisy, Leftism, Liberals, Republicans

Louisiana Teachers’ Unions Stand Up For Educational Segregation

The Gormogons Posted on November 29, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Louisiana’s Gov. Bobby Jindal and itslegislature provided their state’s children education vouchers, freeing poor children from the invisible but lifelong shacklesof a “separate but equal” education just assurely as the Supreme Court did decadesearlier in Brown v. Board of Education. Louisiana recently … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Good Times' Racist Principle, Dirty Liberals, Education, Evil, Racism, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Teacher Unions, The White Devils, Unions

The Villainous Visage of the Progressive Movement…

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Harry Potter series was largely an allegory of the early to mid-20th century European conflicts personified in World War I and II. In crude terms the Voldemort and the Death Eaters were Germany and Hogwarts and the Order of … Continue reading →

Posted in Dolores Umbridge, Evil, Harry Potter, History, Neville Chamberlain, Progressives, State Workers, World War I, World War II

God And Man At Penn State

The Gormogons Posted on November 10, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s going to take Czar up on his suggestion and address the similarities and differences between the Penn State child rape scandal and the Roman Catholic Church child rape scandal. First, the similarities. 1. Powerful men entrusted with the welfare … Continue reading →

Posted in College Athletes, Evil, Idiot criminals, Pennsyltucky

Teacher Evaluations

The Gormogons Posted on May 18, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Governor Andrew Cuomo has fast-tracked new, test score based teacher evaluations. Teachers’ unions have predictably reacted by saying, “ZOMG! OH NOES! UR KIDZ IZZ GUNNA BE TEH DUMMER BCUZ WE R BING EEVALYOOATED!!1!eleventy!!“ ‘Puter was listening to his local NPR … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil, Teachers, Unions

Bin-Lâdin, Fucking Dead.

The Gormogons Posted on May 2, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

So, here’s some reaction: this is potentially a propaganda coup of the first order. Operationally, it may or may not be meaningful. Remember, as we’ve mentioned, part of the reason our enemies in this war are so fanatical is that … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Diplomacy, Evil, Islamic Terror, Jihad, Osama bin-Laden, People Who Need Killin', U.S. Navy

Wobblies

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter was perusing his mail last evening, after arriving home from work. You know, in a private sector job with no guarantee of continued employment, no pension, no limit on hours worked, no regular schedule, no work rules. In the … Continue reading →

Posted in Communist Sympathizers, Evil, Teacher Unions

The Lawyers Are Screaming

The Gormogons Posted on February 28, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

So Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) must be doing something right. ‘Puter received the following missive from the New York State Bar Association president this afternoon. Please read it for yourself: Dear [‘Puter], Esq.: I am writing to urge that you … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil, Lawyers

Happy To Oblige

The Gormogons Posted on February 22, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter thinks that the United States Marine Corps scout-snipers should take up Moammar Gadhafi on his declared wish to “die a martyr” in his country. ‘Puter is fairly certain that a Marine scout-sniper team anywhere within a full mile of … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil, Libya

Perfidy?

The Gormogons Posted on February 5, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

If this is so, no other word leaps to mind. Not having read the cables in question, one doesn’t know if the British press is exaggerating, but if we actually traded UK national-security information to the Russians in exchange for … Continue reading →

Posted in Arms Control, Diplomacy, Evil, Nukes, Russia, The Obama Amateur Hour, United Kingdom

Pathetic

The Gormogons Posted on January 27, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Charlie Sheen has been admitted to the hospital, suffering severe abdominal pains, apparently the result of an all-night drug-fueled bender with a couple of chippies. ‘Puter wishes Mr. Sheen a quick recovery, and success in besting his multiple addictions. Although … Continue reading →

Posted in Booze, Drugs, Evil

Tucson killer’s police file? “Just an excitable boy, they all said…”

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Club Gormogon, Evil, Murder, Warren Zevon

Achtung! Ihre Papiere, bitte. Und jetzt die Busen.

The Gormogons Posted on November 17, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

By Oleg Volk. Via Boing Boing. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Evil, Gubbamint

Bear Watch: Journalists and Critics, Beware (Again)

The Gormogons Posted on November 12, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

It is imperative that European and American leaders show Russia that they will not tolerate this situation. At every bilateral or multilateral forum, European Union member states and the United States should ask specific questions about the progress of investigations … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil, Journalism, Murder, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Wall Street Journal - WSJ

Mao’s bid for “history’s greatest monster” gains new momentum…

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

What comes out of this massive and detailed dossier is a tale of horror in which Chairman Mao emerges as one of the greatest mass murderers in human history, responsible for the premature deaths of at least 45 million people … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Communism, Evil, Famine, Mao, Murder, Torture

A million more kids without insurance? Must be…ObamaCare®!

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Heather Higgins writes: Hey, what’s the problem with real world consequences to your bad ideas when you’re a smug, snarky, sanctimonious ideologue? Nothing! If you’ve just killed the kids-only insurance market, that must be the insurance companies’ fault – because … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Dirty Liberals, Evil, Government Run Healthcare, Insurance, Leftism

Dr. D: The poison of sentimentality

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Sentimentality allows us to congratulate ourselves on our own warmth and generosity of heart. Oscar Wilde said that sentimentality is the desire to have the luxury of emotion without paying for it. It turns the people on whom it is … Continue reading →

Posted in Anthony Daniels is Theodore Dalrymple, Evil, Statism

Evil & Ourselves

The Gormogons Posted on August 24, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Typically great piece by Dr. D. in City Journal. Sample aperçu: The two greatest moral catastrophes of the twentieth century, wrought by Lenin and Hitler, were perverse effects of the Enlightenment. Lenin and Hitler were creatures of the Enlightenment not … Continue reading →

Posted in Anthony Daniels is Theodore Dalrymple, Evil, The Enlightenment

Wikileaks already responsible for Afghan deaths

The Gormogons Posted on August 5, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Congratulations, you bastards. I hope their families prosecute bloodfeuds against you. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Afghanistan, Evil, Murder

Even if people scream at Congress and get this fixed…

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

…are we going to have to have this fight over every goddamned decision these evil bastards make?! Yes, evil. They’re going to let people die because they don’t believe it’s in “society’s” interest that they live. Evil. In September, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil, FDA, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Socialized Medicine

Whore-y David

The Gormogons Posted on June 15, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

According to Drudge, citing to The Star, former Vice President Al Gore has been involved in a two-year affair with Laurie David, self-proclaimed global warming activist and ex-wife of Seinfeld producer Larry David. Oh, and Ms. David also produced Mr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Divorce, Evil, Global Warming, Stupid People

Biological warfare in the 1940s

The Gormogons Posted on May 25, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

These attacks, orchestrated by Japan’s infamous Unit 731 between 1932 and 1945, are the only documented mass use of germ weapons in modern times. Scholars say that we will never know exactly how many were killed. Sheldon H. Harris, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Biological Warfare, China, Evil, Japan, War crimes, World War II

Philip Johnson, [cough cough cough] Socialist

The Gormogons Posted on May 10, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Under the rubric “Liberal Fascism: The Font,” Jonah points us to this fun piece on the documentary Helvetica, by Ed Driscoll (whose blog is also linked at left). Mr. D. writes (emphasis ours): And just check out the block of … Continue reading →

Posted in Architecture, Evil, Fascism, Heidegger, Jonah Goldberg, Liberal Fascism, Philip Johnson, Typography

DDT—the excellent powder

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Confucius is a bit of a crank on the topic of DDT and how its effective banning by green groups has led to something like a hundred million unnecessary deaths by malaria since 1972, 90% of whom were likely pregnant … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Evil, Malaria

The Loser Factor

The Gormogons Posted on December 30, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 30, 2009

In the context of Nidal Hassan, we have previously discussed the Loser Factor in jihadi fanatics—and those willing to commit atrocities for a Cause to give their empty lives meaning. Turns out Abû-Flamingpântsî fits the profile there as well as … Continue reading →

Posted in Boo fucking hoo, Evil, Islamism, Losers, This movie really sucks

The Most Dangerous Man in America

The Gormogons Posted on November 3, 2009 by 'PuterNovember 3, 2009

Aside from the Czar. David Horowitz at Newsreal wonders aloud whether Andy Stern, president of the Service Employees International Union, runs our country. Sadly, Mr. Horowitz, the answer appears to be yes. Read the whole thing, and weep. 'PuterAlways right, … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil, Unions

California Reamin’

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 23, 2009

‘Puter could’ve happily gone to his grave without hearing about this. What kind of sick &%$@ does something like this to his child? And what kind of sick &%$@ child then goes on to write about it for profit? And … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Stupid People

Savages.

The Gormogons Posted on May 31, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 31, 2009

The proud, cultured, and great nation of Iran must be ashamed at the scumbag lunatics they’re ruled by. Farzad Kamangar, a 33-year-old teacher, journalist and human rights activist, is awaiting execution in Iran’s notorious Evin prison. The Islamic regime calls … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil, Iran, Kurds

Beginning of the end for Google?

The Gormogons Posted on December 14, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 14, 2008

Hard to imagine their brand going down, but look what they did to Yahoo! But here, they admit their search engine’s primary merit, algorithm-based objectivity, is false. Time to move to ask.com? Via Buttle’s World. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil, Google

Bad Kitteh!

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 2, 2008

Much like Eric Cartman, ‘Puter hates cats. Cats are not cute, they are not funny and they are certainly not friendly. And cats most assuredly are not welcome to my pot pie, either. But even ‘Puter’s hatred of felines has … Continue reading →

Posted in Eric Cartman, Evil, Free Cat, Zachariah White

“Vozhd” is Russian for “Führer”

The Gormogons Posted on August 7, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 7, 2008

What a crime against history and a hundred million dead that this article has to be written. But it’s the truth, and many successes to Mr. Laar and his foundation. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept … Continue reading →

Posted in Adolph Hitler, Communism, Evil, National Socialism, Stalin

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