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Bear Watch ’14: The Use and Abuse of “the Great Patriotic War”

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 23, 2014

From TNR, “Putin Is Using WWII for Propaganda Because It’s the Best Memory That Russia Has” by Tikhon Dyadko, assistant editor at DozhdTV, an independent station. A joke is making the rounds among Vladimir Putin’s opponents in Moscow: His two … Continue reading →

Posted in Propaganda, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, World War II

Bear Watch ’14: Northern & Southern fronts [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on April 12, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 15, 2014

Two good posts from Andrew Stuttaford at NRO’s Corner. First, the ominous appearance of “little green men,” the unofficial Russian troops who took Crimea, in various places in eastern Ukraine. One data point in a pattern: Men in camouflage, armed … Continue reading →

Posted in Crimea, Latvia-Lithuania-Estonia, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine, Uncategorized

Karuvalvsus ’14: Interview with Ilves

The Gormogons Posted on April 5, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Pretty good, over at WSJ. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Latvia-Lithuania-Estonia, Russia, Ukraine

Germany, Russia, and Ukraine

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

All countries sometimes conduct policy based on stereotypes and a bit of wish-fulfillment. John Vinocur in the WSJ (paywalled, alas) discusses the role unreality plays in German attitudes towards Russia and the present-day implications thereof. This is pretty much exactly … Continue reading →

Posted in Angela Merkel, Germany, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine

Bear Watch ’14: The Rusintern! (Now with Transdnistria update!)

The Gormogons Posted on March 29, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Well, here’s something I hadn’t heard. The Kremlin founded an organization for ethnic Russians abroad to destabilize their countries of residence in favor of Great Russian imperialism. And they literally called it the Rusintern. Боже мой. Andrew Stuttaford has the … Continue reading →

Posted in Latvia-Lithuania-Estonia, Moldova, Russia, Ukraine

Obama to Vlad: Let’s talk it out.

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Long-time readers of the Gormogons’ will be familiar with the Volgi’s Fallacy of Foreign-Policy Egocentrism. This states, more or less, “it’s not all about us.” Which is a short way of saying that, because states determine their own interests and … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Barack Obama, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, The Obama Amateur Hour, Ukraine

Steven. Seagal. Is.…Dumb As Slop

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Seagal ♥ Vlad. And apparently Grecian Formula and Just for Men. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Crimea, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine, Useful Idiots

Bear Watch ’14: Now he’s gone too far!

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Not the dolphins, Vlad! Not the dolphins! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Crimea, Russia, Ukraine

Karuvalvsus ’14: Ilves on how to deter Russia

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Just outstanding stuff. Read the whole thing. As president of a small Baltic republic that was occupied by the Soviet Union for more than four decades, Estonia’s Toomas Hendrik Ilves is all too familiar with the way Russia has treated … Continue reading →

Posted in Latvia-Lithuania-Estonia, Russia

Bear Watch ’14: Pentagon warns Congress of danger to eastern Ukraine

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

U.S. lawmakers are increasingly concerned about Russian troop movements on the border with Ukraine and the prospect of an additional land grab, as both houses of Congress voted to slap sanctions on Russia and extend loan guarantees to Ukraine. Pentagon … Continue reading →

Posted in Russia, Ukraine, War

Bear Watch ’14: Dr. K on the Obama-Putin mismatch

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

The East Europeans know they inhabit the battleground between the West and a Russia that wants to return them to its sphere of influence. Ukrainians see tens of thousands of Russian troops across their border and know they are looking … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Barack Obama, Charles Krauthammer, Crimea, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Russia, The Obama Amateur Hour, Ukraine

Bear Watch ’14: The Neo-Soviet Man

The Gormogons Posted on March 27, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Matthew Kaminski in the WSJ (firewall, alas) on the culture of Great Russian chauvinism bedecked with Soviet faux-stalgia which has driven Putin’s approval ratings into the 80s… Late the other night at 7 Pyatnits (“7 Fridays”), one of a few … Continue reading →

Posted in Nationalism, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Soviet Iconography, Soviet Union

Dr. K on our distinct lack of feck

The Gormogons Posted on March 21, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

A typically well-written article which wraps up with some Œc. Vol.esque suggestions for what to do. But the beginning is great. Early in the Ukraine crisis, when the Europeans were working on bringing Ukraine into the EU system and Vladimir … Continue reading →

Posted in Charles Krauthammer, Crimea, Russia, Ukraine

Karuvalvsus ’14

The Gormogons Posted on March 21, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Noted Estoniphile Andrew Stuttaford writes a good apologia in NRO’s Corner, the entirety of which you should read. Among other good points, he notes: The reason that there is a large Russian minority in the east of Estonia is that … Continue reading →

Posted in Latvia-Lithuania-Estonia, Russia

What Does This Say…

The Gormogons Posted on March 20, 2014 by GorTApril 6, 2014

…about our national priorities? Follow GorT here for a minute and then ask that question. In 2008, Obama spoke about the space program and said the following: “When I was growing up, NASA inspired the world with achievements that we’re … Continue reading →

Posted in Federal Budget, NASA, Russia, Space

Bear Watch ’14: „KARU!“

The Gormogons Posted on March 20, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

That’s Estonian for “BEAR!” Remember, way back, say, two weeks ago, when I said this? “Force people to think about what our options would be in case of a Russian ‘intervention’ in a NATO ally to ‘protect’ a Russian minority.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Latvia-Lithuania-Estonia, Nationalism, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, World War II

Bear Watch ’14: Oh, look, here’s a blatant act of war

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Russian forces storm Ukraine naval HQ in Crimea  Russians taking down the Ukrainian flag SEVASTOPOL/SIMFEROPOL, Ukraine (Reuters) – Russian troops and unarmed men stormed Ukraine’s naval headquarters in the Crimean port of Sevastopol on Wednesday and raised the Russian flag … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Crimea, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine, War

Bear Watch ’14: Jonah also gets it.

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

In Moscow and Beijing, they still believe foreign policy is about military and economic power, “spheres of influence,” formal alliances, and political control. In Western Europe (and much of this administration), it’s about moral authority, international norms, and other kinds … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, China, Decline of the West, Europe, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Jonah Goldberg, Russia

Bear Watch ’14: Jim Geraghty gets it.

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

From Kiev: Ukrainians, however, were convinced from Putin’s speech to the Russian Duma that the conflict could not remain cold. Many said they found some of Putin’s phrasing chilling, including his statement that “We’re one nation. Kiev is the mother … Continue reading →

Posted in Crimea, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine

Bear Watch ’14: Vlad Speaks

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

NRO’s Corner continues to have good stuff on the Crimean Crisis. Andrew Stuttaford: Putin’s Crimean Roar Putin’s big speech today was (very, very) light on honesty, and time is too short for now to list all the omissions and distortions, … Continue reading →

Posted in Crimea, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine

Today’s lesson, boys and girls, is on American anti-Americanism

The Gormogons Posted on March 18, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Or more broadly construed, oikophobia, the opposite of xenophobia, the distaste and hatred of the familiar, the home, the hearth, one’s own land. It’s a topic I’ve touched on before (here, for example; or dig around in this tag). But … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-American, Appearance of Weakness, China, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Foreign Policy, Freedom of Speech, Internet, Jimmy Carter, Russia

Bear Watch ’14: Russian troops massing on Ukraine’s borders

The Gormogons Posted on March 13, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Via Jim Geraghty, the Daily Mail reports Ukraine remains under the sword of Damocles. Ukraine warned last night that 80,000 Russian troops were massing on its borders and could invade – as world leaders told Vladimir Putin to back off. … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine, War

Bear Watch ’14: Useful idiots and the slo-mo Anschluss

The Gormogons Posted on March 12, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

In George Weigel destroys Eugene Robinson. I doubt that Eugene Robinson has any patriotic feeling for Russia, but his evident vulnerability to Russian propaganda suggests that he, like other members of the left-leaning commentariat, continue to read the politics of … Continue reading →

Posted in Crimea, Eugene Robinson, George Weigel, Russia, Ukraine, Useful Idiots

Bear Watch ’14: Nemesis looms for Vlad?

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Justice & Nemesis Pursuing Crimevia mythindex.com.  So argues Alex Alexiev in National Review Online: With the incorporation of Crimea into Russia by force of arms about to become a fait accompli next week, speculation is increasingly turning to the longer-term … Continue reading →

Posted in Justice, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine

Bear Watch ’14

The Gormogons Posted on March 10, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Some stories on Russia worth your time: Leon Aron: The Front Lines on Russia’s Home Front Those who claim Putin commits acts like seizing Crimea simply because he can are wrong. He does these things because he must — because, … Continue reading →

Posted in Crimea, Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine

I’m altering the bargain. Pray that I do not alter it further.

The Gormogons Posted on March 7, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Apparently the Russian Army is storming a Ukranian air force base in Crimea, despite calls for a diplomatic solution during their phone call yesterday. I will make it legal… Remember President Obama’s words to former President Medvedev? “After my election … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Star Wars, The Obama Amateur Hour, Ukraine

Well done, cookie pushers!

The Gormogons Posted on March 6, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

The State Department gets a lot of flak, much deserved, but much undeserved, as its job is often to play the good cop or be the make-nice agency of the government. What it rarely does is load both rhetorical barrels … Continue reading →

Posted in Crimea, Department of State, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, Russia, Ukraine

ŒV: Putin & the Pax Americana

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Putin and others are hacking at the Pax Americana which sustains our historically peaceful, prosperous world. They need to be deterred, and we and our allies need to be serious about rebuilding the institutions, especially militaries, which have sustained it. As the Gormogons’ usual … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Crimea, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Germany, India, Latvia-Lithuania-Estonia, NATO, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine

Russia, Crimea, the Ukraine: Why the Mess is So Messy

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The American media is doing a really poor job of covering the Ukraine crisis, and this is largely because they ignored its importance for so long that they are scrambling to catch everyone up, what with gays not getting timely … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Barack Obama, History, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine

Facts on the Ground

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

There is not much left to say about President Obama on this Syria affair, but it is interesting to see parties on the Left and Right come together at long last and excoriate his inept bungling of what seemed a … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Russia, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour

Me Too!

The Gormogons Posted on January 15, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J., like GorT loves elegantly visualized information. Indeed, The Visual Display of Quantitative Information, by Edward Tufte is required reading at New Atlantis Ivory Tower School of Medicine. Dr. J.’s favorite example is this map/graph of Napoleon’s invasion of Russia: … Continue reading →

Posted in Data, GorT, Math class is hard, Napoleon, Russia

Show me your friends….

The Gormogons Posted on October 22, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…and I’ll show you yourself. So says Mrs. Dr. J.’s mother, anyway. The Washington Times writes today of President Obama’s latest endorsements, from Vladimir Putin, Raul Castro, and the ever so charming Hugo (don’t call me Cesar) Chavez.  Let’s review … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, #FORWARD, 2012 Election, Communism, Communist Sympathizers, Cuba, Foreign Policy, Russia, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour, Venezuela

Sucky rules still suck

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Citius, Altius, Fortius, unless you put in the third best performance on your team. Clan J. gathered around the holoscreen last night to watch the women’s gymnastics qualification round. NBC’s coverage was only trivially problematic, because the United States were … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Diversity, Dr. J., France, Gymnastics, Leftism, Olympics, Progressives, Romania, Rule of Law, Russia, The Agony of Defeat

Russian Science Update

The Gormogons Posted on February 13, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You probably heard that Russian scientists in the Antarctic drilled through the ice and reached a mysterious, under-the-ice freshwater lake not seen in 20 million years. This was an amazing effort. You probably did not hear, of course, that a … Continue reading →

Posted in Russia, Science

Putin’s Decision Time

The Gormogons Posted on December 12, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dear News Media, you think to yourself, with all this talk about Michelle Obama breaking the jumping jacks record, and all this stuff about Tim Tebow, what the heck is going on in Russia? While the News Media blinks back … Continue reading →

Posted in Election Results, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

Most Reassuring

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, the Phobos-Grunt mission was pretty cool in concept: send a lander to the eerie Martian moon Phobos, grab a fair amount of soil, and bring it back to Earth. But the probe launched from Earth, and due to a … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Your Ass to Mars, Mars, Russia, Space, Space Shuttle

My God, It’s Full Of Stars

The Gormogons Posted on April 12, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Today marks the 50th anniversary of the first human in space – Yuri Gagarin (call sign: Кедр) made is 108 minute flight early April 12th, 1961 aboard the Vostok spacecraft.  AS part of the space race, the Americans would follow … Continue reading →

Posted in Russia, Space, Space Shuttle

Perfidy?

The Gormogons Posted on February 5, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

If this is so, no other word leaps to mind. Not having read the cables in question, one doesn’t know if the British press is exaggerating, but if we actually traded UK national-security information to the Russians in exchange for … Continue reading →

Posted in Arms Control, Diplomacy, Evil, Nukes, Russia, The Obama Amateur Hour, United Kingdom

Chain Mail

The Gormogons Posted on December 19, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

ERC responds to DT’s letter about California. Your link to Dr. Hanson’s article was a real downer. I’m a second generation Californian in my mid sixties. “I’ve seen California destroyed by Progress.“ I’m one of those 20-to-100-acre orchardists: used to … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Barack Obama, China, Gays, Military, Russia, Soviet Union

В Сибирь!

The Gormogons Posted on November 28, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Big Guy from Listen To Uncle Jay writes in: “The peasants are revolting!” —Sir Rodney, The Wizard of Id, Parker & Hart O Cruel and Vicious Czar, By the Grace of God, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, … Continue reading →

Posted in History, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Soviet Union, Stalin, The Czar of Muscovy

Bear Watch: Dead Woman Will Not Be Jailed

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Thanks to Johnson’s Russia List, we confirm once again that the wheels of justice grind slow, but they grind exceeding fine. RIA Novosti tells us that “Russian prosecutors drop charges against businesswoman who died in custody.”Vera Trifonova died in April … Continue reading →

Posted in Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

Bear Watch: Journalists and Critics, Beware (Again)

The Gormogons Posted on November 12, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

It is imperative that European and American leaders show Russia that they will not tolerate this situation. At every bilateral or multilateral forum, European Union member states and the United States should ask specific questions about the progress of investigations … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil, Journalism, Murder, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Wall Street Journal - WSJ

Bear Watch: Journalists and Critics, Beware

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Four years ago this week, the Russian investigative journalist Anna Politkovskaya was murdered execution-style in the elevator of her Moscow apartment building. The truth is an increasingly scarce commodity in Vladimir Putin’s Russia, and Politkovskaya’s murder showed that for those … Continue reading →

Posted in Anna Politkovskaya, Journalism, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

Bear Watch: Going out for Japanese?

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

So, over at Contentions, J.E. Dyer puts up a bunch of links showing Russian attempts to bully Japan over the Kuril Islands, concluding: Its significance cannot be overemphasized. In approaching this confrontation, Russia is effectively treating Japan — a G-8 … Continue reading →

Posted in China, F-22, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Japan, North Korea, Russia

If we didn’t have 700 F-22s, we’d really be in troub—wait, what?

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Because this retiring Air Force general’s presentation to the Air Force Association makes it clear that our this-generation aircraft are increasingly vulnerable to both Russian and Chinese SAMs and fighters, and our heretofore unchallengeable air superiority is becoming, well, challengeable, … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Defense spending, Department of Defense, F-22, Russia, USAF

“New Start” treaty deeply problematic —John Bolton

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

The Pentagon today is increasing planning for smaller-scale conflicts in which the need for global, conventional warhead launchers will be particularly acute. But New Start, with its myopic focus on Russian arms levels, will severely limit our small-war capabilities. Since … Continue reading →

Posted in Arms Control, China, Russia

Пролетарии всех стран, разденитесь!

The Gormogons Posted on June 25, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The always awesome Borepatch (you read him every day, right?) scours the web so you don’t have to. And today, he swung by the Castle with a wildly surreal blend of pin up art and Soviet propaganda. Evidently, yes, there … Continue reading →

Posted in Russia, Soviet Union

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

The Gormogons Posted on June 21, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Issue #1: Taxes Country #1 has a “13% flat tax” (albeit not a strict flat tax) and is doing away with capital gains taxes on long-term investments starting in 2011 – largely to attract more investment into domestic businesses. Country … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazy Ivan, Democrats, Harry Reid, Russia, Unions, Washington Post - WaPo

Did you feel that?

The Gormogons Posted on May 25, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

The earth is moving under our feet. In a development that’s rather jaw-dropping in light of historical attitudes, the Russian Orthodox Church is proclaiming itself “no longer a competitor but an ally” of the Roman Catholic Church when it comes … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Europe, Orthodoxy, Russia, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Medvedev releases Katyń files

The Gormogons Posted on April 28, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Wow. I mean, wow. In an unprecedented step, the Russian State Archive published documents showing how Soviet leader Joseph Stalin approved the World War Two massacre proposed by his secret police henchman Lavrenty Beria. Other prominent members of the ruling … Continue reading →

Posted in Katyń Massacre, Poland, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

Kaczynski crash and ILS

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Confucius* has some things to say about the repercussions of the shocking loss of most of the senior officials in the Polish government—near Katyń no less—but they’ll have to wait for a more propitious moment. Confucius would like to make … Continue reading →

Posted in Aviation, Poland, Russia

PAK-FA analysis. Verdict: Uh-oh. [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on February 17, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 17, 2010

So, the good folks over at Air Power Australia have put out maybe the most comprehensive open-source study of the PAK-FA, and whaddya know, it looks to be a hell of a plane. In fact, it’s so good that if … Continue reading →

Posted in Air defense, Aircraft, F-22, F-35, Russia, USAF

Kasparov on the U.S., Russia & Iran

The Gormogons Posted on February 15, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 15, 2010

Read the whole thing, it’d have to be scissored into a couple dozen bits to get all the good stuff. Here’s the beginning. The first meeting of the loftily named U.S.-Russia Bilateral Presidential Commission’s Civil Society Working Group took place … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Iran, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Supplication Slapped Down, The Obama Amateur Hour

Re: Iran’s Hour Draws Nearer

The Gormogons Posted on February 9, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 9, 2010

Let me just add that part of Russia’s pique is due to the fact that Iran has been distancing themselves a bit from their former patron, due to having found a newer, deeper-pocketed partner in crime who hasn’t historically occupied … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Iran, Russia

The PAK-FA has landed

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 31, 2010

So, Friday, the good folks at Sukhoi gave the first public test flight of the PAK-FA, which is an acronym meaning roughly “Advanced Aircraft System: Frontline Aviation.” The Sukhoi plane is officially called the T-50, so we’ll go with that … Continue reading →

Posted in Aircraft, Defense spending, F-22, Russia, USAF

Iranian leadership ready to bug out?

The Gormogons Posted on December 29, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 29, 2009

Well, if the good folks at Planet Iran are right, the mollahs are at least laying the groundwork for a, well, permanent vacation in sunny Russia. Here’s what they claim is a redacted document from the Iranian National Security Agency … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Russia

Defense gutted? Check. Appease Russia, che—wait a second!

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 11, 2009

John Noonan writes: The AFP is reporting that despite pulling the ground based mid-course interceptor from Europe, the Russians remain unhappy with Noble Laureate Obama’s missile defense plans. Ivan is, of course, playing the classic Russian game here — push … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Defense spending, F-22, Lasers, Missile defense, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Supplication Slapped Down

Scary Thought For The Day

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2009 by 'PuterOctober 8, 2009

The Russians may be aiding Iran in designing nuclear warheads. If true, look for an all-out Middle East war coming soon to a location near you. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Israel, Russia, War

Shocker: Russia at fault in Caucasian War

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 4, 2009

Georgia contributed to the problem, but even Europeans dependent on Russian natural gas have to admit ’twas the Bear. EVEN BEFORE the shooting ended, Russia’s invasion of Georgia last year prompted an international debate about who bore responsibility for the … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia

Re: Qom Gambit (Updated!)

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 26, 2009

The Czar is prompted to reply to his own post in order to respond to various emails, comments, and so on at once. 1. “Do you really believe war with Iran is inevitable?” By no means. The Czar would not … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Mailbag, Russia, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Qom Gambit: Iran’s Next Move

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 26, 2009

Know this, all ye who tremble before the Czar, et cetera. There are no coincidences in foreign policy. Readers here know the Czar has been sharing a little more each day about the chessboard setup that is Iran. Chess was … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Israel, Mahmūd Ahmadî-Nezhâd, Nuclear Weapons, Russia

Mark Helprin (who hasn’t published a novel in way too long) on the Appearance of Weakness

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 23, 2009

He begins: During last year’s campaign, Sen. Joe Biden famously remarked that, if his ticket won, it wouldn’t be long before “the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy” on foreign affairs. Last week, President Obama, brilliantly wielding … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Barack Obama, Iran, Mark Helprin, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, The Obama Amateur Hour

Tom Jocelyn & the Fallacy of Foreign-Policy Egocentrism

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 22, 2009

Tom Jocelyn at the Standard writes a good post today on the fact that “Obama’s Popularity Abroad Does Not Equal Gains for America.” In short: his personal popularity has not changed any of the complexes of problems with which President … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, China, Dubya, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, FDR, Iran, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Supplication Slapped Down

Medvedev: Israel Not Willing to Hit Iran

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 21, 2009

FoxNews is reporting on a CNN interview—if you need to take a moment to follow that—with Russian President Dmitri “Side Dish” Medvedev,* in which Medvedev downplays the risk of an Israeli strike on Iran. In a carefully worded response, Medvedev … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Israel, Russia

Вдруг у России есть мнение?

The Gormogons Posted on September 19, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 19, 2009

Suddenly, Russia has an opinion? Fresh on the heels of the Czar’s revelation that there may be some ménage à trois between Russia, Israel, and America leading to an Israeli attack on Iran comes four more interesting events. First, Russia … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Geopolitical Destabilization For Fun And Entertainment, Hillary Clinton, Iran, Israel, Mahmūd Ahmadî-Nezhâd, Russia

Israel A Go On Iran?

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 17, 2009

Rumors keep crossing the Czar’s butcher block desk that there is more to President Obama’s concession to Russia on the missile defense shield. Vastly more. The rumors, now buzzing on conservative radio, Israeli chat forums, and whispered discussions, suggest that … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Iran, Israel, Russia

Fascists 2, U.S. 0.

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 16, 2009

We’re selling out the Poles and Czechs to suck up to Bad Vlad. We are now on the clock for the next contemptuous gesture by Russia. And a Georgetown professor talks down to Burmese democrats. Thanks to Mike Goldfarb for … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Burma (not "Myanmar" dammit), Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Supplication Slapped Down

But we don’t need more F-22s. Nah.

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 16, 2009

Russia and China are both developing “fifth generation” fighters that will be widely exported at prices that will undercut the F-35 price tag. Both nations will thus acquire “near F-22 performance… while attempting to proliferate the [aircraft] to perhaps near … Continue reading →

Posted in China, F-22, Russia

Third Caucasian War?

The Gormogons Posted on August 26, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 26, 2009

Boris Nemtsov, who is of course an opponent of V.V. Putin, claims: One of the biggest myths perpetrated by Vladimir Putin’s propaganda machine is that during his 10-year rule over Russia, the former president and current prime minister succeeded in … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, The Caucasus, War

Последние танкы в Париже

The Gormogons Posted on August 16, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 16, 2009

The Gormogons have a new favorite Russian band, Posledniye tanky v Parizhe, or the Last Tanks in Paris (a pun on The Last Tango in Paris). Turns out that, like the Gormogons, they hate Vladimir Putin and his sleazy, corrupt, … Continue reading →

Posted in Last Tanks in Paris, Music, Punk Rock, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

Communists finally ousted in Moldova [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 31, 2009

Felicitări! But, of course, were one an alarmist, one might think that, suitably twisted into an allegation of election fraud or the like, this otherwise happy result could serve as a pretext for a nasty, imperialist neighbor to come to … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Moldova, Russia

Russian historiographical paranoia

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 26, 2009

“In August there will be such a yelling about the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, saying that that was the step that led to the Second World War, and that Germany and the Soviet Union were two equal, disgusting, totalitarian monsters.” And your … Continue reading →

Posted in Censorship, History, Russia, World War II

So maybe this is what Vlad got from Barry O…

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 23, 2009

…in return for his grin-and-grip and missile deal (where we accepted reductions in missiles they were going to retire anyway as in their favor). Biden to Georgia: Lie back and think of England. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Diplomacy, Foreign Policy, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

The F-35 won’t do WHAT?!

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 23, 2009

Regardless of the vote in the Senate, “ The F-22 funding termination this week doesn’t change a thing [about the tactical advantages offered by the stealth fighter’s advanced systems] and I think history will bear out the F-22 advocates’ position … Continue reading →

Posted in Air defense, China, F-22, F-35, Russia, USAF

Bear Watch: More Russian insults trickling out.

The Gormogons Posted on July 19, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 19, 2009

Apparently they were buzzing Alaska with bombers during the summit, in contravention of historical practice. J.E. Dyer at Contentions speculates, “Whether on Georgia, missile defense, or other issues, Putin may have read something in his eyes that Obama didn’t know … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Insulting our President, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

Iran protests continue

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 17, 2009

Off the front page, of course, but check this out: When the hard-liners gave the traditional chant of “death to America,” Mousavi supporters countered with “death to Russia” and “death to China.” It was a reference to Ahmadinejad’s alliance with … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Iran, Russia

Боже мой. Dissing our president.

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 14, 2009

Sleazebag Russian flunkies insult our president. You know, I thought these photos were just unfortunate moments caught like the G8 “checking out the ass” shot. But looks like not. Pick your explanation: insult the U.S. or not want to touch … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Insulting our President, Racism, Russia

“Play ball on Iran, we’ll give up the missile shield.”

The Gormogons Posted on July 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 8, 2009

Is our offer to Russia (again). This time the president is stating it publicly: “I know Russia opposes the planned configuration for missile defence in Europe . . . I have made it clear that this system is directed at … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Czech Republic, Diplomacy, Iran, Missile defense, Nukes, Poland, Russia

David Satter on the results of Obama’s summiteering

The Gormogons Posted on July 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 8, 2009

The upshot of all this is that the task of keeping Russia’s imperialist pretensions under control has just gotten harder. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Barack Obama, Diplomacy, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

And the pics keep on coming

The Gormogons Posted on July 7, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 7, 2009

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Barack Obama, Insulting our President, Russia

They’ll love this body language at Pravda

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 6, 2009

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Insulting our President, Russia

The Bear eyeing Georgia again?

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 2, 2009

With President Barack Obama’s trip to Moscow on Monday, you might expect Russia to avoid stirring up any trouble. Yet the Russian media are now abuzz with speculation about a new war in Georgia, and some Western analysts are voicing … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Barack Obama, Diplomacy, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

Obama & Iran: Better late than never?

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 23, 2009

Maybe, but Mike Goldfarb says, “Why the hell can’t he get it right the first time? Again?!” Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Barack Obama, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Iran, Russia

Turkey helping the U.S. on Manas Air Base?

The Gormogons Posted on May 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 28, 2009

Maybe! At Gul’s May 27 press conference with Kyrgyz President Kurmanbek Bakiev, the Turkish leader said that “the most important issue of our discussions was the stability of Afghanistan.” He added that talks were held about how the two countries … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Kyrgyzstan, Manas Air Base, Russia, Turkey

Meet The New Czar, Same As The Old Czar

The Gormogons Posted on May 19, 2009 by 'PuterMay 19, 2009

Here’s the Russian people making light of their ability to shut off natural gas supplies to Europe. It’s almost as funny as President Obama “joking” about siccing the IRS on his poltical enemies. Ah, the comic possibilities of threatening retribution … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Russia, That's Not Funny

Over-educated, dissatisfied…

The Gormogons Posted on April 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 28, 2009

…and lots of ’em: China Faces a Grad Glut After Boom at Colleges. This can’t end badly. I mean, disaffected intelligentsi have been an unalloyed blessing to, e.g., Russia, Italy, Germany, and the Arab world. Remember, there’s a reason that … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Germany, Italy, Russia, The Arab World, Trahison des clercs

KGB up, GRU down

The Gormogons Posted on April 24, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 24, 2009

In another manifestation of the KGB ascendancy under Vlad the Bad, the Chekists’ traditional rival in the intelligence community, the GRU [Главвное разведительное управление, “Chief Intelligence Directorate [of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation”] has … Continue reading →

Posted in GRU, Military, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, SVR (KGB)

Moldova’s Potëmkin riots

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 21, 2009

From Anne Applebaum. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Moldova, Russia

Bear Watching: Moldova again.

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 21, 2009

Stephen Schwartz also sees it as a bellwether. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Moldova, Russia

The Czar’s new hooptie

The Gormogons Posted on April 16, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 16, 2009

Described by the inimitable Reuben Johnson. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Cars, Humor, Russia

Nice Kyrgyzstan update

The Gormogons Posted on April 9, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 9, 2009

Crucial times for a teetering democracy worried about Russification. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Kyrgyzstan, Manas Air Base, Russia

The Czar’s bad feeling.

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 8, 2009

Your Volgi knows what the Czar means. Your Volgi hopes he doesn’t have to say, “Confucius say: Told you so.” (For more, click the Moldova tag below.) Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Moldova, Russia

Sigh. And Sigh Again.

The Gormogons Posted on April 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2009

North Korea’s Unha-2 missile…er, communcations satellite…was successfully launched, flew right over Japan, and put, evidently, an iPod into space that—if you listen to 470 MHz—you can hear endlessly looped recordings of “Song of General Kim Il-sung” and “Song of General … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Foreign Policy, Iran, Israel, North Korea, Russia, The Obama Amateur Hour

Russian élite wondering if current arrangements are tenable?

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 2, 2009

Очень интересно. Свобода! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Democracy, Liberty, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

Anne Applebaum denounces the FFPE

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 24, 2009

Read the whole thing. Money quote: Sooner or later, however, Barack Obama will also have to make hard decisions about regimes that oppose U.S. policy for reasons deeper than dislike of George W. Bush. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions … Continue reading →

Posted in Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Iran, Russia, Syria

Unforeseen Development! Supplication slapped down as impotence! [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on March 22, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 22, 2009

So, President Obama went on YouTube and delivered a message to the leadership of Iran of how he wanted to get together and rap about all the false consciousness that’s harshing our bilateral mellow. Which, of course, led to Iran’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Diplomacy, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Iran, North Korea, Russia, Supplication Slapped Down, The Obama Amateur Hour

Russian defense industry in terminal decline?

The Gormogons Posted on March 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 17, 2009

So suggests Reuben Johnson, a very knowledgeable observer. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Defense spending, Military, Russia

Rogue Nations Test Obama

The Gormogons Posted on March 14, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 14, 2009

The NorKs are going to test an ICBM under the guise of a “satellite launch.”  Japan in response threatened to shoot the NorK missile out of the sky. Iran had declared itself a nuclear and space power. Cuba and Venezuela … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Cuba, Hello Kitty, Japan, North Korea, Russia, Venezuela

Боже мой!

The Gormogons Posted on March 7, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 7, 2009

Confucius says: Can’t anybody play this game? So, you’ll remember the gift-giving fiascos of late. Guess what. It gets worse. At right is a picture of the “reset” button we gave the Russians in honor of Joe Biden’s immortal epigram. … Continue reading →

Posted in Gifts, Hillary Clinton, Russia, The Obama Amateur Hour

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