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Forgotten atrocity of the Civil War

The Gormogons Posted on April 12, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 12, 2014

Good lord. You may not want to read this, but you should. By Fergus Bordewich over at the WSJ: On April 12, 1864, the worst war crime ever perpetrated during the Civil War took place on a bluff above the … Continue reading →

Posted in Bigotry, Black America, Civil War, Racism, War, War crimes

Tayyip prepares to wag the dog?

The Gormogons Posted on March 30, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Could Turkey’s president Erdoğan be ginning up a casus belli in Syria to distract from his domestic problems? Maybe. Here, from Friend of the Gormogons Claire Berlinski, are Ten Things You Need to Know About Turkey. Read them all, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Claire Berlinski, Friend of Gormogons, Syria, Turkey, War

Bear Watch ’14: Pentagon warns Congress of danger to eastern Ukraine

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

U.S. lawmakers are increasingly concerned about Russian troop movements on the border with Ukraine and the prospect of an additional land grab, as both houses of Congress voted to slap sanctions on Russia and extend loan guarantees to Ukraine. Pentagon … Continue reading →

Posted in Russia, Ukraine, War

Bear Watch ’14: Oh, look, here’s a blatant act of war

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Russian forces storm Ukraine naval HQ in Crimea  Russians taking down the Ukrainian flag SEVASTOPOL/SIMFEROPOL, Ukraine (Reuters) – Russian troops and unarmed men stormed Ukraine’s naval headquarters in the Crimean port of Sevastopol on Wednesday and raised the Russian flag … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Crimea, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine, War

Bear Watch ’14: Russian troops massing on Ukraine’s borders

The Gormogons Posted on March 13, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Via Jim Geraghty, the Daily Mail reports Ukraine remains under the sword of Damocles. Ukraine warned last night that 80,000 Russian troops were massing on its borders and could invade – as world leaders told Vladimir Putin to back off. … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Ukraine, War

Consequences of Incompetence

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller writes in, and the Czar will comment along. Dread and Awful Majesty: Your humble subject has mentioned in the past the possible consequences of incompetence in foreign policy. He has also mentioned how the US government at the … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Island Dweller, Kerry Amateur Hour, Rice Amateur Hour, Stupid Politicians, Supplication Slapped Down, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour, War

Obama Makes Things Worse…Again

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The pageant of incompetence continues at the Obama White House. Remember when we said this? Let us see if we have this mapped out. The United States backed protesters in Egypt, demanded Ḥusnī Mubārak resign immediately, got chummy with the … Continue reading →

Posted in Egypt, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Foreign Policy, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour, War

Mailbag: Shooting and Looting

The Gormogons Posted on April 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

These came up while the Czar was washing blood off his hands in the men’s room. First up is JAB, who pops up from the Doublewide to tell an awesome story: Dear Mr. Mandarin and Your Czarness: Reading your “Literal … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Doublewide, Economics, Firearms, Global Economy, Government Control, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Island Dweller, Japan, Mailbag, North Korea, Shooting, South Korea, War

What China Is Doing In North Korea

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

In other good news, China is massing troops and having air and naval craft patrol their border with North Korea. One Chinese restaurant owner (one wonders what’s on the menu there) in a nearby border town expressed amazement over the … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Economics, Global Economy, Japan, North Korea, South Korea, War

In which Gen X is getting old…

The Gormogons Posted on February 7, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The one one the left is a good doctor, the one on the right, a good businessman. Dr. J. was watching MASH last night. MASH was appointment television for Dr. J. and Papa J. who served in Berlin during the … Continue reading →

Posted in Aging, Doctors, Intergenerational Warfare, MASH, North Korea, South Korea, War

How (And How Not ) To Wage War: The ‘Puter Principle

The Gormogons Posted on September 13, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Amidst the continuing fallout from the natural consequences of President Obama and Secretary of State Clinton’s feckless, apologetic Middle East policy, we would do well to consider war. No, ‘Puter’s not calling on anyone to start yet another war.  Rather, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Democrats, Republicans, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, War, War as Policing

Preparing for War

The Gormogons Posted on August 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

With all the excitement in the news—whatever story floats your particular navy—one little item seems to be overlooked by most American news stories and frankly, it ought to be way more covered than Miley Cyrus cutting her hair short. And … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Iran, Israel, War

Dies iræ

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

If you drove by Castle Gormogon today, you didn’t see a Stars & Stripes flag hanging from the Volgi’s balcony. You saw a Gadsden flag (at right). In case you did (though the Volgi realizes it may have been difficult … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, al-Qâ’ida, Americans, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Global War on Terror, Mark Steyn, War

Class Warfare is Taxing on the Soul…

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

President Obama at his press conference today on taxes and the debt ceiling again has called for an increase in taxes for the “wealthy”. The example that he used to justify why those evil rich people need to pay more … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Democrats, Dirty Liberals, Government spending, Liberals, Progressives, Property Taxes, Tax Increase, Taxes, War, Welfare

Military Squirmish

The Gormogons Posted on March 30, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

So it seems Sarah Palin had another moment of refudiation, when she used the malapropism squirmish to describe our actions in Libya. Or rather, Obama’s reluctance to call it a war. Some accounts have it sounding like a deliberate play … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberals, Libya, Sarah Palin, War

Barackets Obama

The Gormogons Posted on March 23, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Dear Czar, This is from Bloomberg News: President Barack Obama, speaking in Santiago, Chile, yesterday said the U.S. would hand off its leadership role “in a matter of days, not a matter of weeks.” “This command-and-control business is complicated, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Basketball, Bracketology, Libya, Sports, The Obama Amateur Hour, This sport really sucks, War

Scary Thought For The Day

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2009 by 'PuterOctober 8, 2009

The Russians may be aiding Iran in designing nuclear warheads. If true, look for an all-out Middle East war coming soon to a location near you. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Israel, Russia, War

Third Caucasian War?

The Gormogons Posted on August 26, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 26, 2009

Boris Nemtsov, who is of course an opponent of V.V. Putin, claims: One of the biggest myths perpetrated by Vladimir Putin’s propaganda machine is that during his 10-year rule over Russia, the former president and current prime minister succeeded in … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, The Caucasus, War

Nork Nuke Madness: Made in China?

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 2, 2009

So hypothesizes Anne Applebaum. Read the whole thing, but: Perhaps the North Koreans have stepped up their war rhetoric, and their war preparations, because China wants them to do so. China is the one country that actually has influence over … Continue reading →

Posted in China, North Korea, Nukes, War

U.S. Middle East Policy

The Gormogons Posted on January 3, 2009 by 'PuterJanuary 3, 2009

‘Puter agrees with Volgi’s assessment of the Israeli/Palestinian situation.  All out war with its stated objective being the crushing defeat of the Palestinians may be the least bad choice remaining to the Israelis, even taking into account the numerous civilian … Continue reading →

Posted in Israel, Palestinians, War

לנצח את המלחמה

The Gormogons Posted on January 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 2, 2009

That is, win the war. Anyone who hopes for a durable and lasting peace has to hope that Israel decisively defeats Hamas, even at the price of an armored assault and re-occupation of the Gaza Strip, thereby demoralizing any other … Continue reading →

Posted in Fatah, Hamas, Israel, War

America’s greatest living novelist…

The Gormogons Posted on December 19, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 19, 2008

…Mark Helprin fires off another jeremiad on America’s neglect of her own defenses and her political class’s incompetence in prosecuting the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Afghanistan, China, Iran, Iraq, Mark Helprin, Russia, War

Ha, ha, fantasy cabinet.

The Gormogons Posted on October 26, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 26, 2008

Of course, meanwhile, Barney Frank’s calling for a 25% cut in the defense budget (but he supports the troops! They just have to fight with pointy sticks and rocks. To be fair.), and John Kerry wants a New New Deal. … Continue reading →

Posted in Barney Frank, Democrats, John Junjus Kerry, War

Very interesting piece…

The Gormogons Posted on October 18, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 18, 2008

…on Iran’s asymmetric-naval-warfare doctrine for kicking us out of the Persian Gulf. Click through to the monograph for depth, but Kaplan’s piece is very good. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Iran, U.S. Navy, War

Bear Watching: Small Wars Journal

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 4, 2008

SWJ has an excellent post today tying together the long WaPo piece on Russia and the car-bombing in South Ossetia. The Volgi has been thinking about the car-bombing for a while, and although he hopes it doesn’t come to such … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Anna Politkovskaya, Chechnya, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, War, War crimes

Money talks, bulls— walks.

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2008

V.D. Hanson, eschewing the fustian that sometimes envelops his interesting ideas, here suggests that the collapse of the American financial system could presage some genuinely terrible events on the world stage. You’ll recognize his concern about America’s emboldened enemies from … Continue reading →

Posted in Financial Crisis, War

Unfortunately, War Works

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 20, 2008

An excellent take down of peaceniks, isolationists and fellow travelers here at home and around the world by Ralph Peters in today’s New York Post. Score one for the “deal with the world as it is, not as we wish … Continue reading →

Posted in Mars, NY Post, Ralph Peters, War

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