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Tayyip prepares to wag the dog?

The Gormogons Posted on March 30, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Could Turkey’s president Erdoğan be ginning up a casus belli in Syria to distract from his domestic problems? Maybe. Here, from Friend of the Gormogons Claire Berlinski, are Ten Things You Need to Know About Turkey. Read them all, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Claire Berlinski, Friend of Gormogons, Syria, Turkey, War

The Great Gormogon Turkey Challenge

The Gormogons Posted on November 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today, thanks to time travel, we were able to hold our First Annual Turkey Contest yesterday. And the results were about what you would expect. As you know, all of us Gormogons are superlative cooks in at least one area … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogonica, Gormogons, GorT, Thanksgiving, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Turkey, Volgi, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Volgi left us the keys to the Sanctum Sanctorum

The Gormogons Posted on June 24, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. received this inter-castle memo over the weekend from Confucius ( 孔夫子), the Œcumenical Volgi (The Notorious ŒV): To: GorT, Ghettoputer, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Dr. J.  From :孔夫子, the Œcumenical Volgi (The Notorious ŒV)  Re: … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Bronies, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogon Infighting, GorT, My Little Pony, The Czar, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Turkey, Volgi

Volgi’s Christmas Tree

The Gormogons Posted on December 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Volgi has created the first Christmas Golem. He will be the first to tell you that the first golem was not the clay golem of Jewish folklore, but rather the wood golem, constructed of Lebanese Cedar wood by the … Continue reading →

Posted in Confucius, Golem, Merry Christmas, Turkey

Foreign Policy Begins At Home

The Gormogons Posted on November 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. would like to follow up on The Czar’s outstanding commentaries about Europe and Syria. Regarding Europe, the ‘One World Government Utopians’ would be the first to tell you that we are destined to be a united world with … Continue reading →

Posted in Babylon 5, China, Energy, Mars, Star Trek, Syria, The Czar of Muscovy, Turkey

Allah!

The Gormogons Posted on July 7, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Sorry, KM, the pre-Islamic Allāh (either a proper name, perhaps from Aramaic alāhā, or a contraction of al-ilāh, “the god, deity, the one worshipped”) was a supreme—though not sole—god in the Arabian or perhaps Meccan pantheon. He was more of … Continue reading →

Posted in Islam, The Arab World, Turkey

Want to save tens of thousands of people? [UPDATED]

The Gormogons Posted on February 3, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 3, 2010

This post is a public-service announcement on behalf of Friend of the Gormogons Claire Berlinski. Claire is a really interesting American freelance journalist who lives in Istanbul. She recently had quite a scare with her brother Mischa, his UN-employed wife, … Continue reading →

Posted in Claire Berlinski, Disaster, Istanbul (not Constantinople), Turkey

Want a cute puppy with an awesome backstory?

The Gormogons Posted on December 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 8, 2009

How about one rescued from the streets of Byzantium (d/b/a İstanbul)? Come on, you know you want a puppy for Christmas. Give these guys a good home. Claire Berlinski uses her entertaining if questionable marketing skills for the puppies’ sake … Continue reading →

Posted in Claire Berlinski, Dog, Turkey

Turkey and Armenia Step Out of 1915

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 10, 2009

Let us give kudos where it is due. In what may be the Obama administration’s first tangible win, Armenia and Turkey have normalized relations, which is incredible if you have ever spoken to Armenians about Turks. Secretary of State Hillary … Continue reading →

Posted in Armenia, Foreign Policy, Hillary Clinton, Spotlight On..., Turkey

“Istanbul’s Crime Conundrum”…

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 15, 2009

…by amica Gormogonorum Claire Berlinski is up at City Journal’s site. It’s a great read. I walk alone through almost every neighborhood of Istanbul, often at night. This is a megacity of at least 12 million people, many of whom … Continue reading →

Posted in Claire Berlinski, Crime, Friend of Gormogons, Istanbul (not Constantinople), Turkey

Turkey helping the U.S. on Manas Air Base?

The Gormogons Posted on May 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 28, 2009

Maybe! At Gul’s May 27 press conference with Kyrgyz President Kurmanbek Bakiev, the Turkish leader said that “the most important issue of our discussions was the stability of Afghanistan.” He added that talks were held about how the two countries … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Kyrgyzstan, Manas Air Base, Russia, Turkey

Gander (see Things Good For)

The Gormogons Posted on April 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2009

So POTUS Obama arrived in Ankara, and strongly supports Turkey’s admission into the EU, and all the good things that could mean to the world. French President Nicolas Sarkozy is a bit annoyed with Obama’s decision to admit Turkey into … Continue reading →

Posted in Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Nicolas Paul Stéphane Sarközy de Nagy-Bocsa, The Obama Amateur Hour, Turkey

Yurtta kargaşa, dünyada kargaşa

The Gormogons Posted on December 23, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 23, 2008

Friend of the Gormogons Claire Berlinski pens a terrific, terrific article on some deep fault lines in Turkish government and society that may be headed for a crisis. Read it now. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass … Continue reading →

Posted in Claire Berlinski, Friend of Gormogons, Turkey

One Conspiracy to Rule Them All…

The Gormogons Posted on November 13, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 13, 2008

…and in the Darkness Bind Them.* Friend of the Gormogons Claire Berlinski† has written an excellent, very entertaining article on the Ergenekon case, in which Turkish prosecutors claim to have uncovered an massive, incredibly baroque, murderous conspiracy attempting to strike … Continue reading →

Posted in Claire Berlinski, Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Turkey

Syria going to invade Lebanon again?

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 1, 2008

Amir Taheri says it looks like it. Looks like they’ve got their Operation Himmler false-flag operation all set up, and are just waiting for a Gleiwitz Incident. Credit where credit is due, the pretext of going after Islamist terrorism is … Continue reading →

Posted in Israel, Lebanon, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey

Europe’s hour of reckoning?

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 14, 2008

Thus writes Ian Buruma (of Occidentalism fame) in the Los Angeles Times. His article is very much worth reading, but your Volgi would take exception to one assertion: The prospect of joining the European Union has strengthened the democracies of … Continue reading →

Posted in Europe, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Moldova, Russia, Turkey

Turkish rethinking…

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 10, 2008

…not going our way? Maybe when the Russians are in Sevastopol, Odessa, Poti, Batumi, and Sukhumi… Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, Turkey

The argument for Turkish-Armenian rapprochement…

The Gormogons Posted on August 30, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 30, 2008

…as a key to Caucasian stability and freedom from Russian hegemony, presented very well here at MESH. The author’s correct to cite Atatürk’s policy of neutrality (“Yurtta sulh, cihanda sulh.”) as a long-standing guidepost of Turkish diplomacy, but in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Armenia, Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, Russia, Turkey

Turkish foreign-policy rethinking…

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

…not only necessary as said, but possibly on-going. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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You know, if France wanted to be helpful…

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

…they could help the Turks out here with nuclear power expertise. Which would reduce Turkish dependence on Russian natural gas. Which helps everyone. (Except Putin.) Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in La Belle France, Nuclear power (more now please), Russia, Turkey

Interesting times for Turkey-watchers

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

These days. My own sense is that, however vivid Turkish anti-Americanism is at the moment, serious Turks understand that it’s a whim they can indulge only in the absence of external threats. And for all Turkey’s dependence on Russian natural … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), NATO, Russia, Turkey, U.S. Navy

And meanwhile on the Black Sea…

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 27, 2008

…the Russians say, “Bah, we are not intimidated by your puny warships. Behold our making-stuff-blow-up skills!“ Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Poland, Russia, Turkey, U.S. Navy, Ukraine

Turkey becoming a responsible player?

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 27, 2008

This columnist provides more evidence that Russian aggression in Georgia may be producing a re-thinking of foreign policy in Turkey that can only be welcome to NATO, America, and the West. Turkey is potentially one of the few large, capable … Continue reading →

Posted in Russia, Turkey

Russia & the Middle East

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 27, 2008

Some reasonable speculations from Robert Freedman at MESH on the Middle Eastern repercussions of Russia’s invading Georgia. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Iran, Israel, Middle East, Russia, Syria, Turkey

Russian cease-fire?

The Gormogons Posted on August 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 12, 2008

Well, this would be nice, if it’s true and it sticks. It’s a welcome distance short of the deposition of the Georgian government I was expecting. If this holds, it’s because Russia’s made her point; now, the ball is in … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, Turkey, Ukraine

The heart breaks.

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 30, 2008

One victim, three-year-old Aleyna Çelik, was laid to rest in her parents’ hometown, the Aegean city of Amasya. Her mother, Melike Çelik, speaking at the funeral, said, “I died with her. Today (Monday) was supposed to be her birthday. Instead … Continue reading →

Posted in Awfulness, People Who Need Killin', Turkey

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