Dr. J. received this inter-castle memo over the weekend from Confucius ( 孔夫子), the Œcumenical Volgi (The Notorious ŒV):
To: GorT, Ghettoputer, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Dr. J.
From :孔夫子, the Œcumenical Volgi (The Notorious ŒV)
I’m heading into the wilds of Severn Valley, Wales for a week starting this afternoon. No idea if I’ll have cell service, so if y’all could fill in on the twitter feed a bit, I’d be obliged.
Also: terminate Snowden with extreme prejudice.
To quote Dr. J.’s favorite closeted architect father, caveat emptor. We have your back, but perhaps at too great a price…
Stay out of the darkest part of the woods, and make sure you wear your insect repellant. The insects from Shaggai carry nasty parasites.
In honor of your well deserved vacation, we’re posting a My Little Pony video in the original Turkish: