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Mailbag – Billy the #pajamaboy and Frankie the English Challenged Edition

The Gormogons Posted on December 20, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Quit doodling in the margins and get the translation right! Gentle Readers, Dr. J. got a bunch of mail in the last couple of days. The first was from our friend Mark Spahn. It wasn’t directly to Dr. J. but … Continue reading →

Posted in #pajamaboy, Bad Translations, Billy, Bronies, Gormogon Operatives, Mailbag, Meme, Organizing for America, The Obama Amateur Hour

Meet Billy…

The Gormogons Posted on December 18, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Meet Billy.* Billy is the poster boy for Organizing for Action latest fuck-up-the-holidays-with-political-conversation-that-is-not-welcome-at-the-dinner-table. This risible ad campaign is encouraging its email list to talk up the great success that is Obamacare and the Healthcare.gov website. Has the president signed up, … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Call of Duty, My Little Pony, ObamaCare, Organizing for America, The Obama Amateur Hour, WiiU

Day Of The Pony or TWO REVIEWS

The Gormogons Posted on November 25, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This will make sense if you watched the Day of the Doctor Gentle Readers, This contains spoilers, but as it is after the 48 hour embargo period, Dr. J. decided to start off with spoiler free reviews then delve into … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Doctor Who, Dr. J. Style, Lil Resident, My Little Pony, Science Fiction, This movie really sucks, This TV show really sucks

Mailbag – Force Ghost Edition

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The operative known as Ghost writes to Dr. J., rather than The Czar: O Wielder of the Scalpel Most Fine, I normally write to my overlord who shall not be named, but this…was so…you, that it could not be helped. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Doctor Who, Dr. J., Gormogon Operatives, Mailbag, My Little Pony

Heimdall, open the Bifrost…

The Gormogons Posted on November 10, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…or, per The Czar’s request, some cartoon pony thing for you to gush over. Look for a full review of Thor: The Dark World tonight!  Dr. J.

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Posted in Bronies, Gormogon Infighting, Humor, My Little Pony, Norse Mythology, Suck It Czar, Thor

Turn back the clock…

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…an hour tonight. Time Turner (aka Dr. Whooves) is turning back the clock, so should you! Daylight saving time ends, and standard time starts at 2 AM, tomorrow morning. Tomorrow morning, you get to live 1-2 AM all over again,if … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Daylight Saving Time, Doctor Who, Doctors, Dr. J. Style, Gormogon Infighting, My Little Pony, Residents

The Doctor is Out

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. has a million balls in the air, and consequently will be out through Wednesday, so any wit, wisdom and ponyisms will have to wait. Until then remember: Obamacare still sucks A government shutdown is not a bad thing … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Bronies, Doctor Doom, Doctor Who, Dr. J., Government Shutdown, Harry Reid, My Little Pony, ObamaCare, Peyton Manning, Talkin' Football, The Obama Amateur Hour

My Little Resume – Employment is Magic

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Castle is looking to hire a new IT guy or gal, given our processing needs and our desire to digitize our archives, now that our archivist is gainfully employed elsewhere and getting married. Dr. J. received this resume in … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Humor, Information Technology, My Little Pony, Nerds, Spooky Witchy Facebook Friend, Unemployment

The pink planet is not the most interesting part…

The Gormogons Posted on August 9, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Once we repair the hyperdrive, we’re SO there! The Czar is the one who typically provides commentary on scientific journalism, however this article caught Dr. J.’s eye. The long and short of it is that yet another exoplanet (planet outside … Continue reading →

Posted in Astrology, Astronomy, Bronies, Daily Mail, Journalism, NASA, Pinkie Pie, The Obama Amateur Hour

Volgi left us the keys to the Sanctum Sanctorum

The Gormogons Posted on June 24, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. received this inter-castle memo over the weekend from Confucius ( 孔夫子), the Œcumenical Volgi (The Notorious ŒV): To: GorT, Ghettoputer, The Czar of Muscovy, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Dr. J.  From :孔夫子, the Œcumenical Volgi (The Notorious ŒV)  Re: … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Bronies, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogon Infighting, GorT, My Little Pony, The Czar, The Inscrutable Mandarin, Turkey, Volgi

Father’s Day with your Gormogons

The Gormogons Posted on June 16, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Happy Fathers Day to all of our readers who are fathers or who have fathers! Let’s take a look around Castle Gormogon to see what the Fathers Day Fairy brought your Gormogon Overlords, Fathers to All, muah ha ha ha … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Bronies, Dr. J., Fathers Day, GorT, Green Lantern, Hello Kitty, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, The Czar, The Mandarin, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

One Horseshoe to Rule them All…

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Lil Resident insisted that Dr. J. post this today:   One does not simply convert a neigh-sayer… Dr. J.

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Posted in Bronies, Lord of the Rings, My Little Pony, Time Wasting

The Ponies Have Returned

The Gormogons Posted on November 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Our AT&T U-Verse Box, programmed by the Lil Resident to record new episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, delivered the one hour premier to our bin on Saturday. There were squeals of delight as we watched the premiere … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Dr. J., Lil Resident, My Little Pony

My Little Party Tip

The Gormogons Posted on October 22, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

It’s amazing what an increase in oxidation state can do to a liver… No Vinyl Alcohol is served at the Leaping Peacock, only ethyl alcohol, and when Kitty Dukakis is in town, we break out the isopropyl. Dr. J.

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Posted in Alcohol, Bronies, Leaping Peacock, My Little Pony, Organic Chemistry

Uh, no, not really…

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

She has no mouth, and yet she must crush the ponies in this debate. Hello Kitty is for Puter and little girls, please make amends you ignorant Brony Bloggers… Dr. J.

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Posted in And yet she must scream, Bronies, Hello Kitty, My Little Pony

My Little Action Figures…Geekdom is Magic

The Gormogons Posted on August 14, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

FoG Borepatch linked to this My Little Cthulhu action figure over at Deviant Art created someone by the moniker spippo: Your Gormogons, as fans of Lovecraft truly appreciate the craftsmanship of this pony. Dr. J. thought he’d share a few … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Art, Bronies, Communists, He-Man, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, My Little Pony, Watchmen

My Little GaGa

The Gormogons Posted on August 3, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Vodka is magic… h/t What would Tyler Durden do, wwtdd.com Dr. J.

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Posted in Bronies, Convent of the Sacred Heart, Crazy Lady, Fashion, Humor, Lady Gaga

Life lessons from Sir Mix A-lot

The Gormogons Posted on July 7, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

DJ Vinyl Scratch, play it! Dr. J.

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Posted in 1992, Bond—James Bond, Bronies, Hip Hop, Humor, Nostalgia

#Mandles – A hashtag waiting to happen…

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Yet another sign of the looming apocalypse. Dr. J. was listening to the New Atlantis AM AM guy on the radio today on the drive to work, and this Businessweek article became the target of ridicule. Apparently the Yankee Candle … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, candles, Club Gormogon, Gifts, Humor, Metrosexuals, zombie apocalypse

My Little AT-AT…

The Gormogons Posted on July 4, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Imperial Armies are Magic…just saying… Dr. J.

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Posted in Bronies, Humor, Nerds

Common Ground – Avengers and Ponies!!?!?

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Wrong, so very wrong… The Tony Stark/Pinkie Pie comparison is disturbingly spot on. h/t My Little Brony Dr. J.

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Posted in Avengers, Bronies, Humor, Lil Resident, My Little Pony, Nerds, Norse Mythology, Samuel L. Jackson

My Little Avengers – Assembling is Magic

The Gormogons Posted on May 15, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Please excuse the typo. Apparently bronies can’t spell. Dr. J. suspects that President Buchanan wasn’t gay, but rather a brony. Dr. J.

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Posted in Avengers, Bronies, Comic Books, Humor, My Little Pony, Nerds, Samuel L. Jackson

My Little Portal – Physics is Magic

The Gormogons Posted on May 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Eerily tranquil to watch. Dr. J.

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Posted in Bronies, Computers, My Little Pony, Portal, Video games

In which the Lil Resident goes undiagnosed…

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Yesterday, Dr. J. discussed three types of doctors. Brilliant doctors with a brilliant bedside manner, brilliant doctors with a less than stellar bedside manner and not so brilliant doctors with a stellar bedside manner. What Dr. J. did not discuss … Continue reading →

Posted in Bayes Theorem, Bronies, Dr. J., Eleventy, Health care, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Math class is hard, Mrs. Dr. J., My Little Pony, Sith Lord

Game of Ponies

The Gormogons Posted on April 3, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

More Pony pr0n for our brony readers. h/t Kennedy Craig Smith @TheKennedySmith Dr. J.

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Posted in Bronies, Friend of Gormogons, Humor, My Little Pony

My Little Kony

The Gormogons Posted on March 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. swears that he is still looking for something ‘Hello Kony!’ Dr. J.

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Posted in Bronies, Hello Kitty, Joseph Kony, My Little Pony, Uganda

Mailbag – Dr. Sally Field edition

The Gormogons Posted on February 17, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative and Myrmidon Wrangler DT (not to be confused with Operative R2DT) writes in: Oh Noble Hoopy Frood Dr. J,  As you are no doubt aware, Medicare is starting to use the results of patient surveys in calculating reimbursement for … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Gormogon Operatives, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Mailbag, My Little Pony, Pop Psychology, Sith Lord, Valentine's Day

Ponies, they’re not all evil?

The Gormogons Posted on February 10, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. is really having a bad day…force lightning unleashed, hate flowing, you know the drill…now get back to work, unless you are one of our minions attending CPAC on our behalf…(I mean you @mbernadette and @m_mcaualy, go get root-beer … Continue reading →

Posted in Alignment, Bronies, Dungeons and Dragons, Humor, Minions, My Little Pony

The 2012 Nerd Alert

The Gormogons Posted on January 9, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle readers, two news items have come up which have made it clear to Dr. J. that an eccumenical rift has come to exist between the prototypic Gen-X nerd (Ret.) and the Millennial offshoot. The first item comes to us … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Dungeons and Dragons, Intergenerational Warfare, My Little Pony, Nerds, Video games

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