Want a cute puppy with an awesome backstory? The Gormogons Posted on December 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 8, 2009 How about one rescued from the streets of Byzantium (d/b/a İstanbul)? Come on, you know you want a puppy for Christmas. Give these guys a good home. Claire Berlinski uses her entertaining if questionable marketing skills for the puppies’ sake here. Puppy in picture not one of the puppies in question. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.