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Mailbag: Shooting and Looting

The Gormogons Posted on April 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

These came up while the Czar was washing blood off his hands in the men’s room. First up is JAB, who pops up from the Doublewide to tell an awesome story: Dear Mr. Mandarin and Your Czarness: Reading your “Literal … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Doublewide, Economics, Firearms, Global Economy, Government Control, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Island Dweller, Japan, Mailbag, North Korea, Shooting, South Korea, War

What China Is Doing In North Korea

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

In other good news, China is massing troops and having air and naval craft patrol their border with North Korea. One Chinese restaurant owner (one wonders what’s on the menu there) in a nearby border town expressed amazement over the … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Economics, Global Economy, Japan, North Korea, South Korea, War

Guest Post: Island Dweller on China and Japan

The Gormogons Posted on November 8, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar is still so irate and humorless with the electorate that he is perfectly willing to yield the floor. Today’s essay has been contributed by long-time minion Island Dweller. The Czar always expected Japan would need to expand beyond … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, China, Guest Writer, Imperial Japanese Navy, Iran, Island Dweller, Japan, O tempora O mores, U.S. Navy

Droning On

The Gormogons Posted on October 25, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller sent two odd pieces of fragmented writing on onion skin. It indeed occurred to us to lay one on top of the other, whereupon not one but two messages came out: the first message contained all curved symbols, … Continue reading →

Posted in Imperial Japanese Navy, Japan, Libya, Surveillance, World War II

Peeps Sushi

The Gormogons Posted on April 4, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. just loves fusion cuisine: Prepared by Kissmycupcakesbykat. and: Prepared by The Baking Archaeologist. Peeptastic! Dr. J.

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Posted in Bento Box, Easter, Fruit Rollups, Fusion Cuisine, Japan, Peeps, Rice Krispies, Sushi

Japan’s Man-Made Disaster: Liberalism

The Gormogons Posted on August 31, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

In case you get tired of the Czar taking credit for everything and would rather just count the number of times he winds up being right for yourself, here is another. Back in August of 2009, the Czar predicted that … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Government spending, Japan, Liberals

Japan, Ivory Coast, and Marcellus Shale

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Dear Your Sneakyness, I read your little internal chat– I’m such a rebel! And there’s nothing you can do to stop me! I’m like a Jacobin revolution! (just without the beheadings and anti-catholicism) Two questions- how serious are the situations … Continue reading →

Posted in Basketball, Ivory Coast, Japan

Rach with Bach

The Gormogons Posted on April 7, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Advertising, Club Gormogon, Japan

Radiation Levels

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Many may have seen this chart (click to embiggen) already but it is (1) a great graphical depiction and provides a lot of context to radiation levels (2) a nice reference when you hear of the issues in Japan and … Continue reading →

Posted in Japan, Nuclear power (more now please)

Japan Hit With Another

The Gormogons Posted on March 27, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

A powerful quake, registering 6.5 magnitude, has hit Japan again, replete with a 2-foot tsunami aimed at Miyagi Prefecture. The Japanese definitely need some sort of break from this. Aftershocks have been hitting them repeatedly, whch further weakens buildings almost … Continue reading →

Posted in Disaster, EARTHQUAAAKE, Enough Already, Japan

Looting in Japan. Oh, and News From Iran.

The Gormogons Posted on March 21, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

You might be tempted to think these two entries have nothing in common with each other. You would be correct. One thing that continually irks the Czar is the painful inability of the main stream media to get their facts … Continue reading →

Posted in Disaster, Iran, Japan, UFOs

With Each Passing Moment?

The Gormogons Posted on March 19, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The worst part of this… …is that scientifically speaking, it way more accurate than anything we have seen in the American mainstream media. And they appear to have kept Chernobyl in correct perspective, too. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію … Continue reading →

Posted in Japan, Nuclear power (more now please)

Energy = Peace…

The Gormogons Posted on March 12, 2011 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Your Mandarin is saddened by the tragedy that has befallen Japan and he offers his condolences to its citizens. Between the numerous lives that have been lost and the catastrophic damage to the country’s infrastructure this is truly one of … Continue reading →

Posted in Drill Baby Drill, Energy, Green Energy, Greenpeace, Japan, Nuclear power (more now please), Nuclear Weapons, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea

Ahem. Sorry.

The Gormogons Posted on December 7, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Japanese space agency (JAXA) suffered a sudden loss of communications with its Akatsuki probe, recently arrived in orbit around Venus. An unexpected and unexplained blackout occurred for about 22 minutes, during which time they lost total contact with the … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica, Japan, Space, Venus

Bear Watch: Going out for Japanese?

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

So, over at Contentions, J.E. Dyer puts up a bunch of links showing Russian attempts to bully Japan over the Kuril Islands, concluding: Its significance cannot be overemphasized. In approaching this confrontation, Russia is effectively treating Japan — a G-8 … Continue reading →

Posted in China, F-22, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Japan, North Korea, Russia

Biological warfare in the 1940s

The Gormogons Posted on May 25, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

These attacks, orchestrated by Japan’s infamous Unit 731 between 1932 and 1945, are the only documented mass use of germ weapons in modern times. Scholars say that we will never know exactly how many were killed. Sheldon H. Harris, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Biological Warfare, China, Evil, Japan, War crimes, World War II

どうもありがとうミセスフェムボット

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

I’ll be damned. ’Puter was right. Mandy was working on fembots. Well, congratulations to him on the roll-out. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Fembots, Gormogonica, Humor, Japan

Japan: Are You Running For The Hills Yet?

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 12, 2009

Imagine. The Japanese elect a blatantly liberal government, and the next thing you know they are shocked, shocked, to learn that the new government is already cranking up anti-business regulations under the guise of environmental protection to where manufacturers have … Continue reading →

Posted in Godzilla, Japan, Liberals

Japan: Run For The Hills!

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 28, 2009

News in Japan is not promising. Lower House elections are taking place tomorrow (or today, by the time you read this), and the polls seem to indicate that the long-serving Liberal Democratic Party is about to be thrown out of … Continue reading →

Posted in Japan, Liberal Fascism

Will You Still Need Me …

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2009 by 'PuterAugust 6, 2009

Will you still feed me, when I’m 64? Not coincidentially, today is the 64th birthday of atomic warfare. In an intriguing column today in the Wall Street Journal, Warren Kozak posits that you can tell how an American feels about … Continue reading →

Posted in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Japan, Nuclear Weapons

Friday reading

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 26, 2009

A video and some articles for clicking through if work is slow, or if you find yourself belangoured on the weekend. On Pajamas TV, FotG David Frum continues his argument for the GOP’s forming “new majority” by presenting itself differently … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, China, Conservatism, David Frum, India, Iran, Japan, Liberals, Republicans, Requiescat in pace, Socialized Medicine, South Korea

Raptor still aloft?

The Gormogons Posted on June 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 17, 2009

Via Mike Goldfarb at the Standard, a WSJ piece showing the awesome power of a boldfaced Gormogon footnote. A House committee threw a wrench in the Obama administration’s plans to end Lockheed Martin Corp.’s F-22 Raptor fighter program, voting instead … Continue reading →

Posted in Australia, Defense spending, F-22, Israel, Japan

Re: Stupid Idea II

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 8, 2009

‘Puter raises an interesting notion, wondering what the net effects would be of China assuming control over North Korea. The Czar is not certain if this would be a permanent or temporary solution; China, of course, is not known for … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Geopolitical Destabilization For Fun And Entertainment, Japan, North Korea, South Korea

Re: Stupid Idea of the Day for Discussion

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 8, 2009

Actually, ’Puter, your Volgi would have very little problem in turning North Korea over to China—though why China would want them is another question altogether. Even if it is an encouragement of Chinese imperialism, I think it’s hard to argue … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Geopolitical Destabilization For Fun And Entertainment, Japan, North Korea, South Korea

North Korean Escalation

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 2, 2009

As the North Korean missile crisis continues, POTUS Obama has received assurances from Hu Jintao that not only would China consider a North Korean missile launch provocative, but gave signals that China would not oppose interception should the missile deviate … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Japan, Missile Crises, North Korea, Robots, South Korea

BLACKWATERSHIP DOWN!

The Gormogons Posted on March 25, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 25, 2009

HOLY FRICKIN’ CRAP. This is completely insane. Also, it may be leading off the Gormogon Film Festival. Who knows. This is either completely appalling or the most incredible thing ever. Alas, it’s Japanese, so we’ll never be able to decide … Continue reading →

Posted in Bunny snipers, Japan, This TV show really sucks

Chinese force projection

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 24, 2009

Looks like they want to expand out into the Pacific. I wonder what Minister Hamada and the rest of the Japanese government thought of that… Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in China, Japan, Military, Taiwan, U.S. Navy

Rogue Nations Test Obama

The Gormogons Posted on March 14, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 14, 2009

The NorKs are going to test an ICBM under the guise of a “satellite launch.”  Japan in response threatened to shoot the NorK missile out of the sky. Iran had declared itself a nuclear and space power. Cuba and Venezuela … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Cuba, Hello Kitty, Japan, North Korea, Russia, Venezuela

Hakujin!

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 5, 2009

I love, love, love this story. Hmm…. but does he really think it means “Samurai” or “Dragon soul”? The story is a bit inconsistent. Or does he really know his tattoo 外人 really means “foreigner” and is he just yanking … Continue reading →

Posted in Gai-Jin, Japan

No Sex; Milking More Hits

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 2, 2009

The Czar is not surprised by the discovery that German readers are flocking to our site in record numbers due to the phrase “sex milking.” Of course, this is a mistaken reference to an actual post on this site with … Continue reading →

Posted in Germany, Japan, Sex Milking, Teh Intarweb

Hell, yes.

The Gormogons Posted on January 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 8, 2009

F-22s for Japan? Damn right. There are a handful of countries who can afford the F-22 and be trusted with its technology. Japan is one. Australia is another. ラプター! ラプター! ラプター! If South Korea is really upset about this, they … Continue reading →

Posted in Australia, F-22, Japan

Losing Japan?

The Gormogons Posted on November 3, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 3, 2008

Someone send some generals and diplomats to Tokyo ASAP, please?! Will America abandon long-term ally Japan? Unfortunately, Washington’s most important alliance in Asia is in jeopardy. “Many Japanese analysts and commentators have worried that the United States is losing interest … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Japan, U.S. Navy

Westendämmerung, DPRK edition

The Gormogons Posted on October 13, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 13, 2008

So, yeah, I forgot to blog about North Korea’s negotiating its way off our terror-sponsoring list. Too depressing, I guess. Anyway, just so your Monday is no happier than ours (as Redskins fans), here’s John Bolton telling you why it’s … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Japan, North Korea, Nukes

Japan’s new PM: ’70s Action Hero

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 24, 2008

This hunk of awesomeness is a homebrew video about Japan’s new PM, Tarō Asō, whom we’ve already discussed a little chez Gormogon. Turns out Asō can outshoot the Ghettoputer nine days of the week with a scattergun. He was on … Continue reading →

Posted in 1970s, Japan, Tarō Asō

“Capitalism”

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 18, 2008

I can’t remember who wrote it, but some smart guy once said, “‘Capitalism’ is simply a pejorative term for ‘economic reality.’” James Bowman has a nice screed on the topic here. The Volgi is nowhere near qualified to weigh on … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Japan, La Belle France

Good sun rising?

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 1, 2008

Ordinarily, the Volgi can go on for days about Japan’s insufficient historical reckoning with its crimes during World War Two. (Austria, please pick up the white courtesy phone.) Consequently, he generally enjoys when the Chinese shame the Japanese into some … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Japan, Tarō Asō

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