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Autonomous Vehicles

The Gormogons Posted on July 16, 2014 by GorTJuly 16, 2014

GorT came across a brief post by Seth Godin regarding autonomous cars and tends to agree with his broad assessment.  His summary: Self-driving cars are going to be a huge transformational disruption, and they’re probably going to happen faster than … Continue reading →

Posted in Cars, Google, way too much technology

Something Else Needing A Recall

The Gormogons Posted on July 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Guess what else you are paying for? The feds have decided that despite raging unemployment, a collapsing foreign policy that has weakened America around the world, a new healthcare law about to tank the economy, and a failure of its … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Cars, Government spending, Time Wasting

’Puter & Elvis Costello’s «Prophéties»

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

’Puter, You’re attributing too much foresight to Mr. D.P.A. McManus. The “Arabs” in “Oliver’s Army” are not the lumpen Muslims you talk about. The vast majority of that group have always been Subcontinental, the “blacks” or “Pakis” of the unlovely … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Cars, England, Great Britain, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, London, Media Bias, Military, Multiculturalism, Music, Political Correctness, Somalia, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Elvis Costello: England’s Nostradamus

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

This is almost exactly ‘Puter’s beloved2001 Nissan Pathfinder, which really hasvery little to do with the point of this post. ‘Puter’s not a car guy.  It’s not that ‘Puter doesn’t like cars, it’s just that he’s not the type that … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Cars, England, Great Britain, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, London, Media Bias, Military, Multiculturalism, Music, Political Correctness, Somalia, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

To Save Itself Dodge Resurrects ‘Puter’s First Ride

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

This is the closest image ‘Puter could locateto show the true beauty of his first car. In or about 1985, the State of Maryland (“America in Miniature“**) issued ‘Puter his driver’s license.  From that fateful day forward, ‘Puter was unleashed … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Cars, Dodge Swinger, Gormogonica, GorT, High School, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

License to Ill

The Gormogons Posted on June 9, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

What does your license plate reveal about you? Unless you have a customized vanity plate, your car’s plates probably has a seemingly random series of numbers and letters. Seemingly. Actually, your license plate has a lot of encoded information in … Continue reading →

Posted in Cars, Driving

The Infinity JX – No Federal Bailout Required…

The Gormogons Posted on February 21, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The first 2013 Infinity JX rolled off the Smyrna, Tennessee assembly line yesterday. The SUV is the first luxury vehicle to be produced in Tennessee, where the North American headquarters of Nissan is headquartered. Tennessee is a foreign car manufacturing … Continue reading →

Posted in Cars, Luxury Cars, Right to Work, Tennessee, The Obama Amateur Hour

SyncMare

The Gormogons Posted on February 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Inscrutable Mandarin and the Czar of Muscovy have been touring parts of the country recently, pulling in new members and followers and minions from all over the place. For this, we wanted to terrify and strike awe into all … Continue reading →

Posted in Cars, Insanity, Microsoft, Robots

Obamanomics: Picking Winners and Losers

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

A president’s foreign policy is typically referred to as their doctrine, especially if it redefines national priorities in foreign policy. The Monroe Doctrine, for example, basically European powers were not to interfere or further colonize the Americas, and America will … Continue reading →

Posted in Cars, Economic policy, truth in advertising

Mercury is in retrograde…

The Gormogons Posted on August 18, 2011 by Dr. J.June 5, 2020

Mercury is in retrograde, and has been so since August 2nd, and will last until August 26th. This website describes the phenomenon nicely. In general, Mercury rules thinking and perception, processing and disseminating information and all means of communication, commerce, … Continue reading →

Posted in Astrology, Astronomy, Cars

Cars 2: Mater, Big Oil is Bad, Mater, Americans are Dumb, and Mater

The Gormogons Posted on June 25, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Know how you meet somebody who is pretty funny, but you realize that you can take maybe 20 or 30 minutes of him before the bit gets tiring and you think he should shut up? Cars 2 is quite a … Continue reading →

Posted in Cars, Hollywood, Movies, Pixar rules, This movie really sucks

Either someone broke into the motor pool…

The Gormogons Posted on May 20, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

…or Dat Ho or Sleestak has been selling some vehicles for cash. Because I’m pretty sure the Czar and ’Puter own or have owned at least three of these vans. We took their keys away. Also, because Vince over there … Continue reading →

Posted in Cars, Humor, The ’70s—Nadir of American History

Electrifying Car Deals…

The Gormogons Posted on March 29, 2011 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Just in case you don’t feel that General Motors received enough of your tax dollars when the “government” bailed them out here is your chance to rectify that situation. Because electric cars are such a great idea, and the free … Continue reading →

Posted in Abraham Lincoln, Car Accidents, Cars, General Motors, Progressives, Taxes

The (in)Efficiency of Electric Cars

The Gormogons Posted on February 1, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

So our dear readers write in to a screaming Czar about mechanical efficiencies when they have access to a time traveling robot?!?! Go figure. Well, before I dive into it, I’ll let GorT, Sr. chime in: I believe [the Czar] … Continue reading →

Posted in Cars, Electricity, Math class is hard

The Efficiency of Electric Cars

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

All-knowing and mighty Czar, Just curious, do you have any information on the efficiency of energy conversion for electric cars? It’s been decades since I took thermodynamics so I’m having a hard time wrapping my rapidly decaying old brain around … Continue reading →

Posted in Cars, Electricity, Gasoline Prices, Math class is hard

Misplaced Modi-Fire…

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Fox News has this story about the Tata Motors Nano model and some new safety features that are being added to the exhaust and electrical system. Apparently there have been reports of about a dozen of the vehicles catching on … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Car Accidents, Cars, India, Media

It’s possible ’Puter hates unions because he doesn’t get invited to their parties.

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Auto Bailout, Cars, Chrysler, Michigan, UAW, Unions

Axle of Evil…

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Your Mandarin, being an aficionado of cars enjoys reading Car and Driver Magazine. During a recent perusal of their web site, your Mandarin happened upon this article written by Justin Berkowitz that discusses the history of the North Korean automobile … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Car Accidents, Cars, General Motors, North Korea

BP Disaster: Cui Bono?

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter’s not a conspiracy theorist. People are too dumb to pull off any conspiracy that would require the active involvement of more than three people. There’s always a simpler and more rational explanation than the convoluted tripe crazies like the … Continue reading →

Posted in Cars, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea

New Wheels

The Gormogons Posted on August 30, 2009 by GorTAugust 30, 2009

GorT and family bought a new car this weekend. We looked to cash in on some of everyone else’s hard earned money by trading in a 2000 model year minivan. Unfortunately, it did not qualify by a 1 MPG efficiency … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Cars

Something Smells Fishy with CARS

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 31, 2009

On Tuesday, the Czar said that Cash for Clunkers would prove too successful, and prove to be a major screwing of the taxpayers. By now you have heard the program is out of money already. Keep in mind this was … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Cars, Government spending, Taxes

The Czar’s new hooptie

The Gormogons Posted on April 16, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 16, 2009

Described by the inimitable Reuben Johnson. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Cars, Humor, Russia

THE GORMOGONS COMMAND

The Gormogons Posted on March 16, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 16, 2009

If you like words in the slightest, go immediately to Iowahawk’s brilliant piece, “Orbitron Apocalypto: *Or, How I Became a Death-Cheating Toad in Mexico and Broke the Ancient Aztec Alien Curse Put on My Family by Ed “Big Daddy” Roth’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Cars, Iowahawk, Mexico, Texas

I have an alibi.

The Gormogons Posted on February 20, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 20, 2009

Rock solid. Also, my Civic is a ’91. Otherwise, I take the Fifth. 本田技研工業株式会社!万歳!万歳!万歳! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Cars, Humor

Gormogonmobiles

The Gormogons Posted on December 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 4, 2008

Well, you ask, given the predilection for Cav nostalgia in these parts, what are the Gormogons driving today? Your answer is here. The Œcumenical Volgi, kickin’ it Honda-style: Gort, whom you don’t want to cut off in traffic: And Ghettoputer, … Continue reading →

Posted in Cars, Chevy Cavalier, Gormogonica

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