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Fort Hood Fallout

The Gormogons Posted on August 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller has a guest post today: It seems the highlights of the Ft Hood trial are over, with the perp being found so richly guilty of the misery he inflicted. We can now wait for years as this case … Continue reading →

Posted in Global War on Terror, Incompetence, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Terrorism, Terrorists, U.S. Army

’Puter & Elvis Costello’s «Prophéties»

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

’Puter, You’re attributing too much foresight to Mr. D.P.A. McManus. The “Arabs” in “Oliver’s Army” are not the lumpen Muslims you talk about. The vast majority of that group have always been Subcontinental, the “blacks” or “Pakis” of the unlovely … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Cars, England, Great Britain, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, London, Media Bias, Military, Multiculturalism, Music, Political Correctness, Somalia, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Elvis Costello: England’s Nostradamus

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

This is almost exactly ‘Puter’s beloved2001 Nissan Pathfinder, which really hasvery little to do with the point of this post. ‘Puter’s not a car guy.  It’s not that ‘Puter doesn’t like cars, it’s just that he’s not the type that … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Cars, England, Great Britain, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, London, Media Bias, Military, Multiculturalism, Music, Political Correctness, Somalia, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Even A Broken Clock…

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2013 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

…is right twice a day. Imagine your Mandarin’s shock and disbelief when he actually found himself in agreement with HBO host Bill Maher over these comments made about Islam in comparison to other religions. Your Mandarin suggests that you view … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Global War on Terror, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Liberal Idiots, Terrorism

Do These Jeans Make My Sperm Count Look Low…

The Gormogons Posted on February 15, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Running a vast world-wide conspiracy takes a lot of time and effort. It also requires that your Mandarin keep abreast of any other conspiracies that are being perpetrated by other countries or organizations. That is why your Mandarin gets extremely … Continue reading →

Posted in Baby Boomer, Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Fashion, Infertility, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Israel, Zionism

The Mandarin Watches Some TV….

The Gormogons Posted on November 9, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin was watching the new mini-series Vietnam in HD on the History Channel last night. In addition, your Mandarin has also been watching the series Nazi Collaborators on the Military Channel. During both programs there was a commercial for … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Collaborators, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Nazis, Progressives, Vietnam, War in Iraq

I Say Tomato, You Say Assassination…

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Everyone’s favorite libertarian loon Congressman Ron Paul has has chimed in on the death of senior al-Qaida operative Anwar al-Awalki. Mr. Paul you see is very concerned and troubled that the government would in his words, “assassinate an American citizen … Continue reading →

Posted in ACLU, Global War on Terror, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Kung Fu Assassins

Canadian News For Canadians

The Gormogons Posted on July 7, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Big G is, of course, a world-spanning conspiracy. And to prove we are not simply right-wing American jingoists, we want to make an effort to appeal more to our overseas captives interests. With that in mind, we have our … Continue reading →

Posted in Canada, Islam, Islamism, Multiculturalism, Public Schools

Pakistan, con’t.

The Gormogons Posted on May 5, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

One important factor the Czar omits in the excellent post above is that since Partition, almost all attempts to forge a pan-Pakistani identity have focused on the common denominator of religion: the large majority of Pakistanis are Muslim, and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, India, Islamism, Nukes, Pakistan, Serbia, Soviet Union, Taliban

Religion of Peace

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Five reportedly Muslim men were arrested in London today in an anti-terror crackdown. They were allegedly plotting to kill Pope Benedict. Let’s see how the media spin this one. ‘Puter’s betting on the “lone gunmen, outsider crazies, not representative of … Continue reading →

Posted in Islamism, Media Bias

What Islamophobia Really Is

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Liberals sure have a funny way with words. Perhaps it is because of the odd way their brains are wired—that things going in one way and come out another. Take islamophobe. Even if you have never heard the word before—the … Continue reading →

Posted in Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Liberals, Main Stream Media

Inshallah.

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

The energetic push-back of recent months finds me partially elated: Those who reject Islamism and all its works now constitute a majority and are on the march. For the first time in fifteen years, I feel I may be on … Continue reading →

Posted in Islam, Islamism

Malaria and Radical Islam

The Gormogons Posted on August 16, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

No one ever said being a Gormogon was easy, but we all promised each other to speak the truth to the best of our ability, regardless of who may be offended. Well, brace yourself for another installment of “‘Puter, The … Continue reading →

Posted in Islamism

Ugandan World Cup atrocity

The Gormogons Posted on July 12, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

KAMPALA, Uganda — Simultaneous explosions tore through crowds watching the World Cup final at a rugby club and an Ethiopian restaurant, killing at least 64 people including one American, officials said. Police feared an Al Qaeda-linked Somali militant group was … Continue reading →

Posted in Africa, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Somalia, Uganda

I’m Feeling Out of This World…

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Your Mandarin discovered this story over at FoxNews.com about NASA’s new mission. You may be asking yourself, is it the continuation of the Constellation program, a manned mission to Mars, or maybe the launching of a new deep space probe … Continue reading →

Posted in Islam, Islamism, Muslims, NASA, Space

Ha. I mean, it’s not like stabbing them in the street…

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

…but this is a pretty funny—and way more moral—form of revenge. The site revolutionislam.com, which threatened Matt Stone & Trey Parker with death for their Muhammad-themed jokes in the 200th episode of South Park, was hacked thusly: Update: Looks like the … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Islamic Terror, Islamism

The Loser Factor

The Gormogons Posted on December 30, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 30, 2009

In the context of Nidal Hassan, we have previously discussed the Loser Factor in jihadi fanatics—and those willing to commit atrocities for a Cause to give their empty lives meaning. Turns out Abû-Flamingpântsî fits the profile there as well as … Continue reading →

Posted in Boo fucking hoo, Evil, Islamism, Losers, This movie really sucks

Abû-Flamingpântsî [Twice Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on December 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 28, 2009

Look, Confucius isn’t going to waste your time with a lot of “gee, Homeland Security sucks,” “how did the Dutch let this guy on the plane [without a passport?],” or maunderings about the lethality of the Obama Amateur Hour. They … Continue reading →

Posted in Islamic Terror, Islamism, Trahison des clercs

Yuh oh.

The Gormogons Posted on December 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 28, 2009

Political ownership of the war on terrorism now rests with the people of Pakistan. Says their prez. Well, he would, but still…Confucius says: the thought comforts not. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Global War on Terror, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Pakistan

Re: Prattle

The Gormogons Posted on November 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 23, 2009

The Czar is correct in pointing to Bob Wright’s fatuity. Wright errs profoundly in pointing to U.S. foreign policy as the malign demiurge that made Nidal Hasan a murderer. His argument is a textbook example of the fallacy of foreign-policy … Continue reading →

Posted in Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Islamism

Secretary Pantsuit, Where Are You?

The Gormogons Posted on August 3, 2009 by 'PuterAugust 3, 2009

In another display of fundamentalist Islam’s tolerance and rationality, Sudan’s “government” is going to whip journalist Ms. Ahmed al-Hussein 40 times. Ms. Ahmed al-Hussein’s crime? Violation of Article 152 of Sudanese law, which promises 40 lashes for anyone “who commits … Continue reading →

Posted in Islamism, Sharia

Islamism is a modern ideology in religious garb

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 17, 2009

Yes. Dr. D puts it pithily. The merit of Malik’s book is that it seeks the answer in modern conditions. Even in Islamic countries, fundamentalists are not medieval throwbacks, however they may see themselves. They derive their ideas, even if … Continue reading →

Posted in Anthony Daniels is Theodore Dalrymple, Islamism

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