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Island Dweller on Extended Adolescence

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Some snippets from the Daily Mail obtained just this morning discuss the changed psychiatric guidelines regarding the chronological age of adolescence. It would seem our British cousins believe the timeframe for this period should be extended beyond the age of … Continue reading →

Posted in England, Great Britain, Guest Writer, Island Dweller, Liberals, Pop Psychology, Psychology, United Kingdom

’Puter & Elvis Costello’s «Prophéties»

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

’Puter, You’re attributing too much foresight to Mr. D.P.A. McManus. The “Arabs” in “Oliver’s Army” are not the lumpen Muslims you talk about. The vast majority of that group have always been Subcontinental, the “blacks” or “Pakis” of the unlovely … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Cars, England, Great Britain, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, London, Media Bias, Military, Multiculturalism, Music, Political Correctness, Somalia, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Elvis Costello: England’s Nostradamus

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

This is almost exactly ‘Puter’s beloved2001 Nissan Pathfinder, which really hasvery little to do with the point of this post. ‘Puter’s not a car guy.  It’s not that ‘Puter doesn’t like cars, it’s just that he’s not the type that … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Cars, England, Great Britain, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, London, Media Bias, Military, Multiculturalism, Music, Political Correctness, Somalia, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Is America Getting Dumber?

The Gormogons Posted on February 13, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. loves this interactive graph from the UK Guardian. The authors created a graph analyzing the reading level of the State of the Union report (or speech) since our nation’s founding using the Flesch-Kincaid readability test. The dots are … Continue reading →

Posted in England, Grammar, In English Please, Math class is hard, Speech, The Obama Amateur Hour

Damn, they found him…

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

We’re not saying where Amelia is… As far as dynasties go, the Plantagenets were certainly style over substance. Henry II contributed to codifying the law, but got away with murder. Yes, yes, we know all he said was, “I’m so … Continue reading →

Posted in England, GorTechie's Time Travel Adventures, Parking Lots, Plantagenet, Revisionist History, Richard III, The Czar of Muscovy

Sigh. More Gormogon History

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller writes in: Your immenseness: A carrier piegon from my esteemed associate currently in the Belly of the Beast has just landed bearing a message expressing wonderment at COMCENTCOM Allen’s prowess with a keyboard (and possibly another instrument). My … Continue reading →

Posted in England, Freemasons, History, Island Dweller, Prince Tochmas, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin

The First Doctor?!?!?

The Gormogons Posted on August 8, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

She even had companions and prior companions… Rumor has it, Helen Mirren would be willing to play a Time Lord… h/t – SWFBF Dr. J.

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Posted in 19th Century, British Literature, Doctor Who, England, Helen Mirren, Humor, Julie Andrews, Literature, London, Science Fiction

In which The Doctor waxes poetic on the Olympics

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Not that Doctor, Dr. J., and you know how he’ll light the torch! ZZZZZZZZAP! A broken clock is right twice a day and a bat-shit crazy one-world-government progressive type can sure throw a terrific party once every two years. Tonight … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012, Americans, Cold War, Crusades, Doctor Who, Dr. J., England, London, Nationalism, Olympics, USA

A Man For All Seasons

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

St. Thomas More, in happier days.You know. Those days when heactually had a head. On this day in 1535, that rat-bastard Henry VIII of England had St. Thomas More beheaded on Tower Hill for the heinous crime of refusing to … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Death Penalty, England, Religion, Roman Catholics, Royals, Saints

Recent Trip

The Gormogons Posted on April 10, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT and family took a trip to the UK recently – it was a great time and we all enjoyed the various (and typical) touristy sites in and around London.  We saw various castles and palaces (Kensington, Buckingham, Tower of … Continue reading →

Posted in England, GorTechie's Time Travel Adventures

شيطان بزرگ

The Gormogons Posted on November 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

With Iran directly challenging the United Kingdom by seizing its embassy in Tehran and multiple hostages, you might be interested in some 13-year-old relationship Herman Cain may have had with the former drummer of Cream. No, wrong Ginger. Anyway, Iran … Continue reading →

Posted in British, Brits, England, Great Britain, Iran, Rule Britannia, The British Are Coming, United Kingdom

UK Climate Change

The Gormogons Posted on November 29, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

There is a bit of a to-do happening across the pond with regards to climate change and the UK’s energy policies.  In mid-November, the UK Secretary of State for Energy wrote a letter to Lord Lawson and Lord Turnbull regarding … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, England

Fairness of Results v. Equality of Results

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter has been up to his elbows in alligators at work of late, so posting has been light from him. What? Of course your Gormogons have side jobs. How else are we supposed to pay our bar tabs and keep … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, England, Poverty, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Royal Wedding!

The Gormogons Posted on April 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Congratulations to the happy couple. Naturally, the Gormogons were invited to the wedding, and we were delighted to oblige when Princess Kate or whatever her name is asked us to take a group shot with the wedding party. You will … Continue reading →

Posted in British, Brits, England, Great Britain, Royals, Rule Britannia, The British Are Coming

Thank God for the Czarina.

The Gormogons Posted on April 26, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Otherwise, we’d be having to manhunt the Czar in England. Why? The fair English rose at right would be a Czar magnet. Let’s go down the list of desiderata: • Cute Laura Hall, 20 Sure, cute enough. plus a low-cut … Continue reading →

Posted in Drunks, England, GorTechie's Time Travel Adventures, The Czar of Muscovy

Where Have We Heard This Before?

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 17, 2009

Just imagine if the progressive whackjobs that ran Europe into the ground decided to get together, and form a Euro-supergroup, a rock band of megastars who would basically do it all over, but this time as one gasping grab at … Continue reading →

Posted in Czech Republic, England, Euro-Elitist Academics, Europe, Poland, Progressives

Spotlight on: Scotland

The Gormogons Posted on August 24, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 24, 2009

Scotland tends to think of itself as a near-independent country. It has its own government, flag, and bristles at the notion that it’s a hunk of land firmly incorporated into Great Britain, like Michigan’s Upper Peninsula. Scotland is getting a … Continue reading →

Posted in England, Great Britain, Libya, Mu'ammar al-Qaḏḏāfī, Scotland, Spotlight On..., Terrorism, United Kingdom

How You Do It

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 19, 2009

Iran rips Britain, and Britain rips ‘em right back. See, State Department? That’s how you send a message to the protestors. Promising that Twitter will stay open extra late doesn’t do it. And BBC Persia? Great idea to help inspire … Continue reading →

Posted in England, Gordon Brown, Iran, United Kingdom

Can’t Say It’s Unheard Of

The Gormogons Posted on May 19, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 19, 2009

Yeah, well, your first clue should have been the ridiculously low £20 fee. Details here. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in … Continue reading →

Posted in England, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

England Savages Free Speech

The Gormogons Posted on May 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 6, 2009

(Note: the following is by the inscrutable Mandarin, but posted by the Czar until that damn Volgi gets him his own account.)British Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has decided to ban radio talk-show host Michael Savage from entering the United Kingdom. … Continue reading →

Posted in England, Freedom of Speech, Jacqui Smith, Michael Savage, Rule Britannia, The Mandarin

Thank You For Doing Your Job

The Gormogons Posted on April 14, 2009 by 'PuterApril 14, 2009

Apparently, it snows in jolly old England. Who knew? During one such snow storm on 2 February 2009, only 30% of the public employees of the Crown Prosecution Service managed to make it in to work. For bravely battling the … Continue reading →

Posted in England, Gubbamint, Public Sector Jobs

Irony, Thy Name Is Hippies

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2009 by 'PuterApril 1, 2009

It occured to ‘Puter that the dirty, nasty, soapdodging hippies are a case study in dramatic irony. As the Womyn and Gender Issues Studies/Performance Art double majors surely have been taught at their pricey universities, dramatic irony occurs when the … Continue reading →

Posted in England, G20, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad

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