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The Gormogons Posted on March 6, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

The State Department gets a lot of flak, much deserved, but much undeserved, as its job is often to play the good cop or be the make-nice agency of the government. What it rarely does is load both rhetorical barrels … Continue reading →

Posted in Crimea, Department of State, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, Russia, Ukraine

Weasel Polls

The Gormogons Posted on February 23, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And now, our question of the day: Most dread, awful and snowbound Czar: I’m taking a rest from any strident advocacy of causes for a moment. I still intend to maintain my pastime of firing homing torpedoes of truth into … Continue reading →

Posted in Island Dweller, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, Polls

When you’ve lost Ron Fournier…

The Gormogons Posted on November 8, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

* Gentle Readers, Dr. J.’s been hideously busy at work lately, so your daily dose of pop-culture whimsy, biomedical news, educational theory, economic policy, tales of the Lil Resident and Lil Medstudent, and pictures of Lady J.  have been sporadic, … Continue reading →

Posted in Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood, Conservatism, jonathan haidt, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, ObamaCare, Progressives, Satire, The Obama Amateur Hour

What A (Liberal) Fool Believes He Sees: Immigration Edition

The Gormogons Posted on February 8, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Your ‘Puter has the power! To reason away!Dang, the Doobie Brothers were awesome.Mostly because of their anti-bootleggingappearance on What’s Happening. Classic. Liberals and the media (but then ‘Puter repeats himself) have been spectacularly successful in portraying conservatives’ guiding principle as irrational, … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Immigration, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, Main Stream Media, Stupid Politicians

Was Sam Adams A Space Monkey? Could Be…

The Gormogons Posted on November 16, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller sent a private note that he probably would not want shared with anyone, but he brought up a subtopic within it that the Czar wanted to comment on. So naturally, we are printing the entire humiliating note. Try … Continue reading →

Posted in Intelligence Community, Island Dweller, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, National Security, Scandals, Security

Will Romney Raise Taxes on the Middle Class?

The Gormogons Posted on August 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The President keeps insisting that Mitt Romney is planning to raise taxes on the middle class, in order to provide for a tax cut for the rich. Why, he even dubbed his challenger Romney Hood, to much laughter. But Romney’s … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, Mitt Romney, Stupid Politicians, Taxes

Weiner’s Limp Story

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar notices we have not touched Weiner’s wiener. Let us suppose the Congressman is innocent of sending an obscene photograph to a college girl. What we have is a member of Congress who has somehow been hacked. If someone … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, Politicians, Scandals, Stupid Politicians

Government Shutdown, cont’d.

The Gormogons Posted on April 9, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

First, let’s make it real clear about Planned Parenthood: Enough said. As far as the shutdown, I think it’s likely we’re facing a multiple day shutdown next week.  As a federal contractor, I’ve been informed to not show up for … Continue reading →

Posted in Federal Budget, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, Planned Parenthood

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