First, let’s make it real clear about Planned Parenthood:
As far as the shutdown, I think it’s likely we’re facing a multiple day shutdown next week. As a federal contractor, I’ve been informed to not show up for work on Monday morning if the government is shut down. I need to try to give answers to my employees regarding what to do, how long this will go on, etc. You can guess how well that’s going to go. The government folks I support – very good people and I’m not kissing up here – are to show up Monday morning and conduct an “orderly shutdown” in 3-4 hours and then leave. It’s an odd thing to be a part of. So while the gov’t bickers about cutting $12B or so and the Democrats hold it up to fund abortion services in DC and fund a group that allegedly provides “mammograms” but not really, GorT will do some time traveling, maybe work on the death moat upgrades and have a pint or two with his fellow Gormogons down at the Leapin’ Peacock. Seriously, first round is on me.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.