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Retired Spook Sampler Platter

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Retired Spook writes in to follow up on some recent items: Please convey my thanks to Operative BJ for his insightful analysis of the Gates memoir. Although we disagree on a few particulars, he covers the same ground that … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Department of Defense, Global Economy, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Lyndon Johnson, Mailbag, Retired Spook, Superbowl, Talkin' Football

Mailbag: Dangerous Gates

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The media is starting to realize that former Defense Secretary Robert Gates did not do the Democrats any favors with his memoir. Operative BJ wants us to know that Gates, frankly, did no one any favors with his memoir: O … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Defense, Mailbag, Politics

Through the Gates

The Gormogons Posted on January 10, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And it wouldn’t be Thursday without Island Dweller spotting something to tick us off. He brings up the subject of former Defense Secretary Gates: Most illustrious, dread, awful, and so on – Your slightly chilled minion here in the hinterlands … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Department of Defense, Department of State, Hillary Clinton, Island Dweller, Military, The Obama Amateur Hour

Commander in Chief Petty Officer

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar knows how smart you readers are, and will not hesitate to get you talking smart stuff with one another. For example, the Czar got a great letter from Island Dweller (and who doesn’t?) as follows: Oh Sultan of … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Defense, Gays, Military, The Obama Amateur Hour

Saturday’s Required Reading

The Gormogons Posted on March 30, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Pete DuPont, Dr. J.’s favorite 1988 presidential hopeful reflects on President Obama’s conflict between anti-military idealism and reality in yesterday’s column on ‘Peace through Strength.’ Go read it here. Dr. J.

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Posted in 1988, Department of Defense, Missile defense, Peace through Strength, Pete DuPont, The Obama Amateur Hour, Wall Street Journal - WSJ

Point Forward for the Washington Generals

The Gormogons Posted on December 21, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So it seems that Carter’s National Security Adviser Zbigniew Brzezinski thinks that Senator John Kerry as Secretary of State and former Senator Chuck Hagel as Secretary of Defense would be a heckuva powerful and effective team. The Senate should consider … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Defense, Department of State, John Junjus Kerry, Predictions

Something Sticking in My Craw

The Gormogons Posted on January 8, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Well, maybe now craw…maybe I should say ultra-hi PSI servo-acutuated grasper.  There are secrets, classifications and security clearances for a reason.  Largely, and in a way a simplification, it is to protect the means and methods by which our country … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Department of Defense, Osama bin-Laden, This movie really sucks

A Political Engine

The Gormogons Posted on June 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

If there’s one good thing about ‘Puter, it’s that he’s fair enough to call out shenanigans on the Right. If there’s two good things about ‘Puter, it would be news to us. More to the first point, we want our … Continue reading →

Posted in Air defense, Defense spending, Democrats, Department of Defense, Earmarks, Military, Republicans, Stupid Politicians

D—n f—g right it is.

The Gormogons Posted on February 24, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

As Congress begins to take up the Obama administration’s defense budget, one item not even under discussion needs to be considered. Events of the past 18 months have made clear that it’s time to rethink the fate of the F-22 … Continue reading →

Posted in Defense spending, Department of Defense, F-22, F-35, USAF

Premature Launch…

The Gormogons Posted on November 9, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Television station KFMB channel 8 is reporting on what they are calling a mysterious missile launch off the coast of southern California last night. As of right now no one in the military is taking credit for the launch. But … Continue reading →

Posted in Air defense, Defense spending, Department of Defense, Missile Crises, Missile defense

F-35 delayed further; Volgi blinded by psychosomatic stress

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Defense Secretary Bob Gates will be told in a meeting today that development of the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter will be further delayed, on top of the 13-month slippage that was disclosed in March. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Defense, F-22, F-35

If we didn’t have 700 F-22s, we’d really be in troub—wait, what?

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Because this retiring Air Force general’s presentation to the Air Force Association makes it clear that our this-generation aircraft are increasingly vulnerable to both Russian and Chinese SAMs and fighters, and our heretofore unchallengeable air superiority is becoming, well, challengeable, … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Defense spending, Department of Defense, F-22, Russia, USAF

MUST READ: Bob Gates, “re-hollowing the military”

The Gormogons Posted on August 17, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Here’s a couple tiny excerpts, but you need to read Arthur Herman’s piece in the upcoming Commentary. Twice. Not just because it jibes extensively with Confucius’s* thoughts on the American military. Seriously. Make time. Print it out. Whatever it takes. … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, China, Defense spending, Department of Defense, F-22, F-35, Missile defense, Nukes, Robert Gates, U.S. Army, U.S. Navy, United States Marine Corps, USAF

Let’s just hope he doesn’t loan them to Rahm Emanuel [Update]

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 21, 2009

If this quote in the Guardian is right, then either someone flunked junior-high Civics, or the Administration’s opinion of itself is, uh, expansive? Obama has rejected the Pentagon’s first draft of the “nuclear posture review” as being too timid, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Department of Defense, Nukes, The Obama Amateur Hour

F-35 two years behind? And the Pentagon knows it?!

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 24, 2009

Mike Goldfarb is on fire these days. Your Volgi hasn’t even gotten to his reporting on Burma (tonight, maybe). But here he relates a hell of a scoop by Congressional Quarterly’s Josh Rogin: According to Rogin, “An internal Pentagon oversight … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Defense, F-22, F-35

Adm. Lehman on defence procurement

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 18, 2009

Why is it so expensive for the Pentagon to buy stuff? I can’t even summarize. Notice the similarities to GorT talking about his Wang. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Department of Defense, Government spending, Gubbamint, U.S. Army, U.S. Navy, United States Marine Corps, USAF

F-22 Watch

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 17, 2009

As you’ll recall, Confucius* says “Buy more F-22s.” This question is heating up increasingly, with Congress and many military officers on the one side, and Secdef Gates and the White House on the other. Dodbuzz.com calls it A Battle for … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Congress, Defense spending, Department of Defense, F-22, Robert Gates

Just One More Thing…

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 18, 2009

And so Aviation Week has some information on the new Predator Avenger unmanned drone aircraft. Based on the write up there, very cool hardware indeed. One thing though, from AW: “The UAV’s undeniably stealthed-up exterior offers several clues about how … Continue reading →

Posted in Cool Weapons, Department of Defense

Ok, I know what “overseas” means.

The Gormogons Posted on March 25, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 25, 2009

And I know what a contingency is. And certainly, “operation” is easy enough to understand. But the lamely-labelled “Global War on Terror” is now the “Overseas Contingency Operation.” And that’s close to meaningless. “That thing we do abroad if or … Continue reading →

Posted in Deconstructionism, Department of Defense, Department of State, Foreign Policy, Military, The Obama Amateur Hour

State or DOD gets some propaz

The Gormogons Posted on March 6, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 6, 2009

The government of Kyrgyzstan is waffling on kicking us out of Manas AFB. I suspect means we’re doing a good job at saying, “Hey, look, you remember, oh, say, 1862–1991 when the Russians ran things around here? You sure you … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Defense, Department of State, Diplomacy, Kyrgyzstan, Manas Air Base, USAF

Nick of Time

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 3, 2009

No sooner does the DoD release the new FM 3-36 Electronic Warfare in Operations manual, than someone evidently reads it. Check this out: we detect and respond to a “malicious” source in Iran reading detailed blueprints for a helicopter in … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Department of Defense, Iran, National Security

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