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The Gormogons Posted on November 12, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller at the Castle bar last night: Your magnificence: I am wondering if the title of Gen. Petraeus’s book has anything to do with the situation vis-a-vis his mistress. It is a most unfortunate choice of title given what … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Island Dweller, Sex Milking

The Blame Game

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

We’re all familiar with how the Obama Administration blames everyone else and hasn’t really stepped up and taken responsibility.  This is the differentiation that should be made and it’s a hard one in the political realm to do because it … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Intelligence Community, Libya, The Obama Amateur Hour

Cold War Mission Declassified

The Gormogons Posted on August 24, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

The CIA recently declassified (note to the Obama Administration – this is when you can actually talk and discuss sensitive national security secrets, not while they are still classified. See 18 USC § 798 – Disclosure of Classified Information) information … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, National Security, Satellite Technology, Spying, U.S. Navy

Paranoia Will Destroy Ya: Picosecond Laser Spectroscopy

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Seen this story from Gizmodo that the TSA is rolling out a secret new scanner that can completely detail everything about you from 164 feet away??!!!Eleven+y one111?? Not coming soon to every airport or street corner you can think of. … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Department of Homeland Security, Intelligence Community, Mad science, Phoney Science, Science, Stupidity, Technology, Transportation

Something Sticking in My Craw

The Gormogons Posted on January 8, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Well, maybe now craw…maybe I should say ultra-hi PSI servo-acutuated grasper.  There are secrets, classifications and security clearances for a reason.  Largely, and in a way a simplification, it is to protect the means and methods by which our country … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Department of Defense, Osama bin-Laden, This movie really sucks

Missed It By That Much

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

From Slashdot and Got Geoint: Fast Company reports that Massachusetts Superior Court Judge Margaret Hinkle will soon issue a decision on an intellectual property-related lawsuit that could ground the CIA’s Predator drones. Intelligent Integration Systems (IISi) alleges that their Geospatial … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA

Missed it by that much

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Brad Thor over at Big Journalism makes some interesting and accurate points about portions of our intelligence system.  However, after reading it, there is one glaring issue that he left unvoiced.  Specifically, the field of engagement has changed.  We are … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Intelligence Community

CIA Directors Slam Holder: News You Won’t Find Anywhere Else

The Gormogons Posted on September 19, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 19, 2009

Because it’s super-late on Friday night, when the news media releases any information that looks bad for the Obama administration in hopes you miss it in your libertine haze. But not to the Gormogon’s all-seeing eye. Yeah, you read that … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, CIA Interrogations, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Reuters, Torture

The Gormogons Posted on August 31, 2009 by GorTAugust 31, 2009

Charles Krauthammer from Friday’s Fox News All-Stars (via The Corner): Even if [Panetta] is nominally in power he is completely marginalized. Juan says it [the infighting within the administration between CIA and Justice] is a civil war. If it’s a … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, The Obama Amateur Hour

Doctors and the CIA

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2009 by 'PuterAugust 28, 2009

‘Puter’s been doing some thinking here, which is always dangerous. ‘Puter’s noted a disturbing connection between the Department of Justice’s witch hunt at the CIA and ObamaCare’s failure to address tort reform. Bear with ‘Puter for a minute. Attorney General … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Stupid People

The sheep’s clothing comes off

The Gormogons Posted on July 8, 2009 by GorTJuly 8, 2009

Remember that whole “I wasn’t briefed, I forget, they lied” tiff between Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and the CIA? It shouldn’t be fading away and with recent events, they likely will resurface. The 2010 Intelligence Bill was recently being marked … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Democrats, Nancy Pelosi, The Obama Amateur Hour

Intel reform: Obama stirring up a hornet’s nest?

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 23, 2009

Looks like he’s got his own law-enforcement-paradigm intel reform up his sleeve. And the big loser? The CIA. Prepare for big-time bureaucratic war. The Obama administration is preparing a grand downgrading of the Central Intelligence Agency’s lead role in the … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Foreign Policy, Intelligence Community, Law Enforcement

If you read only one American pundit on Iran…

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 18, 2009

…make it Reuel Gerecht. He’s by far the most knowledgeable American writer out there with a profound understanding of the intelligence, military, cultural, and political context. His best guess: HH: Now this is Wednesday. Of course it’s now deep into … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Coups-Coups, Diplomacy, Iran, Reuel Marc Gerecht

Intel reform (con’t.)

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 12, 2009

As your Volgi has mentioned, he believes fairly extensive reform of “the intelligence community” is a critical part of revitalizing American foreign policy in a more capable, reactive, informed fashion. Here’s an interesting suggestion for the DO (or whatever it’s … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Intelligence Community

Does Obama have it in for the CIA?

The Gormogons Posted on May 29, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 29, 2009

Friend of the Gormogons, Leinenkugel fancier, and rabid Capitals fan Steven F. Hayes writes: All of which raises an interesting question: Was Leon Panetta hired primarily to oversee the dismantling of the CIA? I suspect not, given that bureaucratic reform … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Claire Berlinski, Intelligence Community, Leinenkugels, Steve Hayes

An axis of…what?

The Gormogons Posted on March 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 21, 2009

That the Pyongyang-Damascus-Tehran nuclear axis went undetected and unacknowledged for so long is an intelligence failure of the highest magnitude. It represents a plain unwillingness to allow hard truths to overcome well-entrenched policy views disguised as intelligence findings. Confucius, Œc. … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Intelligence Community, Iran, North Korea, Nukes, Syria

Follow up

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2008 by GorTSeptember 26, 2008

As a brief follow up to this story, and without going into details, I do want to say that I’ve seen promise for various elements of the IC (Intelligence Community). Several agencies are suffering a generational continuity gap and parts … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Intelligence Community

Worried that the CIA is a self-serving bureaucracy…

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 25, 2008

…that’s basically become the State Department with more levels of classification? Well, this article (via Shmuel Rosner) won’t do anything to allay your fears. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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More anthrax (con’t.)

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 6, 2008

Well, sounds like the FBI’s got some very convincing circumstantial evidence, but the fact the guy seems to have been a literally raving loon cuts both ways. On the one hand, perhaps he’d have had an insane motive for the … Continue reading →

Posted in Anthrax (not the group), CIA, FBI

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