Because it’s super-late on Friday night, when the news media releases any information that looks bad for the Obama administration in hopes you miss it in your libertine haze.

But not to the Gormogon’s all-seeing eye. Yeah, you read that right. We stole it right off the Freemason’s over-mortgaged pyramid. Come get it.

The news you were not meant to see: seven former heads of the CIA urge the President to call off Holder’s investigation.

You read it here first and likely nowhere else.

And for the record: The White House declined to comment.

Here of course is where Reuters once again soils themselves violently and openly:

The letter to Obama was signed by three CIA directors under President George W. Bush—Michael Hayden, Porter Goss and George Tenet—as well as by John Deutch, James Woolsey, William Webster and James Schlesinger, who dates to the Nixon administration.

Ah, all Republican stooges, right? Allow the Czar to re-write the same sentence in coordination with historical fact:

The letter to Obama was signed by two CIA directors under President George W. Bush—Michael Hayden and Porter Goss— three from President Bill Clinton—George Tenet, John Deutch, and James Woolsey—and one each from Presidents Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon—William Webster and James Schlesinger, respectively.

Wow. Looks like the Czar’s version has a little more authority, dunnit?

Get over yourselves, media fellatists. No matter how much you worship at the altar of Obama, he will always hate you.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.